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happy storyteller saturday! have you been dragged down any research rabbitholes for your projects? what are some interesting things you've learned? :3
Oh, this is one of my favourite stories to tell. Once upon a time, a little Leah wanted to know just how weird people's eating habits could get. Once I got past all the pages in eating disorders (which were informational but not particularly entertaining), I came across... Tarrare, he who belongs as the final boss of a food-themed horror game. Seriously. He ate corpses, intestines from gutters, and was even suspected of eating a baby.
Other honorable mentions:
Charles Domerry, serial cat consumer and cannibal
Michel Lotito, showman who ate a plane
Edward Dando, who ate 25 dozen oysters and then refused to pay the bill. He's my second favourite <3
Thanks for the ask, and I'll remember to drop you some this Saturday!
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bro you ever have a real person follow you and you almost block&report them cause ur in bot smacking mode
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:O new person
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SOMEONE WHO WASN'T A BOT FOLLOWED ME
AND REBLOGGED MY YUAN TI
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#good omens#´hello friends!! how are you!!#I hope you're doing well! ( ´ ▽ ` )#I have a big cough but otherwise I am good! It's nothign bad I am just very slimey#usually I am not a cough person I am not sure where this is coming from#most of the time I just get a stuffy nose#has my nose gotten stronger#but there are good news too I have already found a VERY good chestnut to put into my pocket this autumn!! its very small! (❁´▽`❁)#it's been a very warm autumn in Germany so far so it has not really felt like fall yet#but yesterday it was all rainy and stormy and I had two new books and it was the best day possible to have a slimey cough (:#and now I feel SO much autumn I am close to buying a set of window colors#I do not know what I would to with the window colors I just have this strong urge in me to buy a window color set#the last time I did a window color was at the birtday of a class mate I think she turned 9 and I made a deer#but for some reason we did this craft 5 minutes before we all had to leave so we had to carry our window color deer home wet#unfortunatly for the deer and me I fell down the stairs of her house and smeared the deer all over me and i screamed the entire drive home#which wasn't very long but it probably felt very long for the mother who had a screaming child covered in window color deer inside her car
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idk how many of you remember this but a few years ago tumblr ran a universally panned ad campaign for (us american) pride month that went "the gayest place on the internet".
well someone planning that campaign dropped in to ask the queer automatticians for advice on that and universally me and the other trans people involved were like "don't do it. i am so serious. don't do it. people on tumblr won't understand that it wasn't automattic who instituted the porn ban, or they will, but they'll recognize that automattic hasn't done anything, hands tied or not, to reverse it. nobody will like this. it will be a disaster." and they thanked us for our thoughts and went ahead with it anyway and then had to do retrospectives about how badly it went and were like "we just didn't know" and [gestures] yeah [edit: i think the person who rbed saying it was queerest place on the internet was right, my brain is fried, sorry! and that's... even worse lmao]
#tony muses#hello new followers. for clarity if you are expecting intense amounts of goss about tumblr specifically i am not your person#when automattic first acquired tumblr they asked queer staff who wanted to transfer over to something that was dear to a lot of us#and i specifically did not want to shit where i eat so to speak#which was the right choice. i just have other info about automattic more generally
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eats your clip
oh boy, looks like Clip is on the menu
again
plus a bonus with Bloodmoon!
#ask the crab#fnaf eclipse#bloodmoon#Clip New Do Same You AU#crab art#traditional art#another day another person trying to eat Clip#CHOCO!! HELLO FRIEND!#legit when you sent this all i could think of#was you dancing like you do at the end of your videos#as you drag Clip away#i have no idea how to animate that so i just did a little doodle 😂#and OF COURSE i had to draw bloodmoon!#i love your design for him he's so FUN!#Bloodmoon and Clip together in the same room... is probably a recipe for disaster
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The discussion around the fandomization of the I/P conflict is so fucking relevant because why did I just see someone in a discord for a reaction channel that reacts to musicals and cartoons suggest them to react to the Columbia ""protests"" with a heart emoji as if it's another episode of their favorite show and SIX other people agreed with that
#No seriously what the fuck#This is a reaction channel that does musicals and cartoons. Why do you think they want to suddenly talk about politics#Why are you suggesting violent (antisemitic) protests as if they're your favorite episode of a cartoon#Do you not see how fucked up that is#What would there even be to react to in the protest???#'oh wow those people sure are angry about Palestine. I agree. Oh wow they're screaming at Jews to go back to Poland how nice#'oh look they attacked someone how funny'#LIKE HELLO???#THIS ISN'T A NEWS CHANNEL IT'S A FUNNY GUY REACTING TO FUNNY SHOWS. HOW THE HELL DO YOU MAKE JOKES ABOUT THIS?#oh right I forgot this is a show for you guys#mango rambles#personal fruits#Jumblr#ישראבלר
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LOL I LOVE THAT THANK YOU I’m gonna draw that later
…OK WAIT WHAT
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sobbing because it's entirely possible that someone who works on cancer research and treatment (maybe even specifically for hodgkins lymphoma) learned or reviewed biology through hank green's crash course episodes. like they are using the knowledge he presented to them to help him. maybe not directly but somewhere along the line there's reciprocity.
#9-4-23 edit hello everyone! if you did not know hank is officially in remission now :)#I hope this news brightens your day! thank you!#the interconnectedness of the human race ever get y'all#personal#hank green#vlogbrothers#cancer
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❤️🍂🌰
#ts4#the sims 4#sims 4#sims 4 screenshots#simblr#holocene.png#hlcn: yunha#hello it is me i have returned#it feels so weird to post again like it's been since...august...? i think#anyway hi how are y'all doing i missed my simblr buds#i have somewhat recovered from burnout and dealt with some personal things so hopefully i can post more regularly from here on out#including some story content i swear it's not abandoned lol#i haven't really made anything new but i have some residual posts that i never published before and ideas#concepts of a plot (jk no i actually have a fully formed plan)
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absolutely obsessed with this panel currently
"...!" what a reaction to seeing mello show up unexpectedly. on top of like. his face. i dont have words or deep analysis here im just rotating this panel in my mind like im defrosting it in the microwave
#saltposting#death note#mellonear#if you squint...... i believe. personally.#hello every mutual we have had since 2012 who we're mutuals with for death note reasons#we are back in our original enclosure (but new and improved) and we are thriving
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one orrrr
two?
#not a perfect return to posting art#but fuck if my pettiness isn't a great driving force#lol about what snack??#some ole bullshit i saw on the whassit... insta or twitter#one of those two where “FaNs” go to pretend they got no fucking manners#oOoOh you're a this that whatever artist because look you draw like this one OoOoh#fuck outa here#literally I'm gonna post going through my whole goddamn style rolodex#also?#personal art style is not as big a deal as some of these new/young artists think it is#like maybe in commercial or children's book illustration#since they look for a specific vibe#and you're doing yourself an artistic disservice by focusing so much on “creating a personal style”#and this weird fucking self-imposed boundary of like appreciating how an artist renders this or that aspect of their drawing#because they think the plagiarism police are gonna SWAT them#like... it's pretty and you like it bcoz it speaks to you so#fucking just#try it out#try out that type of line weight#try out that color palette#try out that way of lighting a person or a scene#try it#listen everyone is out here being an aesthetic frankenstein's monster#the minute you try out xyz in your art it becomes “your style” because how you interpret it replicate it will be#influenced (altered you could say) by how you draw#unless your ass getting paid to draw on model or your art lead's style or you wanna get on a show/game so you're cobbling a quick portfolio#but that's not this#also lol next mutation still got fans#my childhood nostalgia says hello#tw eyestrain
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I sincerely want to come back. I think my burnout is finally cured, after a couple years away. I was making some christmas presents for some friends recently and realized, as I was in my studio, that as much as I adore the complexity of the digital art I make, I once more had a yearning to just make things with my hands. So, I'm making plans to come back, but when/if I do, it's going to be with a total refresh of my inventory, my website, and my process. I'm no longer going to put pressure on myself to make things quickly, or stick to a rigid aesthetic. When it is no longer my sole source of income, it gives me the freedom to be much more playful with what I make, and gives me room for failure. That's the ideal, but I'm trying to figure out time in my schedule to do so. My hope is that I can fit some schedule handmaking time into my schedule now that I am starting up a new queue with my other freelance work, but time will tell if I'm able to do it.
#personal#there are probably gonna be a few people here like who the hell is this and unfollow and i understand#to everyone else hello i hope your new year is wonderful
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March looks a lot like
Golden sunlight through white curtains, melted chocolate easter eggs, cherry flavored lip balm, exhilaration, the scent of wet earth, giggles, stargazing, flowy dresses, trips to the beach, ukeleles, bright green grass, bouquets of pink tulips, freshly baked banana bread, picnics with close friends, gold jewellery, new notebooks, reading poetry in the afternoon, candlelight dinners, tabby cats, the fresh feeling of productivity, morning jogs, strawberry smoothies and avocado toast, rosewater, the press of lips against your forehead, love and peace.
#hello march#march#new month#new beginnings#self care#self love#self help#self care aesthetic#self development#self improvement#personal development#spring#that girl#that girl aesthetic#it girl#glow up#life#perfect
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if one more person tries to claim that the oh hellos are no longer christian i am going to lose my shit
#they are no longer EVANGELICAL and they don't associate themselves with the organized church#but like ... the whole anemoi series is about deconstructing their faith and coming back around to a new faith? still in god??#they don't just use christian themes. they are christian. if u think that they are NOT christian then u are not understanding their music#like .. i am not religious so this isn't coming from a place of needing them to be recognized as gospel music#if u want to interpret their music differently then go ahead!!!#but straight up. we KNOW what those albums are about because they have TOLD us. & they're deeply intertwined with tyler and maggie's faith#going around spreading the idea that they aren't christian at all is so so so so so so fucking stupid#it's fine if u don't want to think the songs are about christianity but then don't pretend u know what they mean!!!!!#don't pretend u understand all the albums while claiming they're not christian because they ARE!! that's like the whole point!!!!#idk. whatever. just feeling some type of way about people like refusing to use absolutely any critical thought#yes the oh hellos are extremely progressive. no they are not evangelical. yes they try to be subtle about their faith & make music that#non-christians can also listen to & relate deeply to#but making up lies about their personal lives is like. ok whatever. but ur missing the whole point of the albums then. don't pretend ur not#please someone tell me they understand what i'm trying to say here#like this isn't coming from a christian perspective it's coming from a frustrated album-listener perspective#the oh hellos
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