#hellking

[samthecookielord]

Hellking tee au you will always be famous to me. Anyways joke based on me beating katie in tetris while i played as sig and they played as tee

( @snekatiemainy & @apple8ees )

[jiyuwone]

shin red yuna >_<

[laplacemail]

paralictor of the order of the torrent, violette vil.

by tladpwl03 @ twitter

[hellceo]

starter call !

" YOU KNOW, " the King of Hell drolls to @pantslessoptimism, voice husking under the edges — a fine scotch in hand, and probably one or five too many already working through him. " You humans. You don't understand how shit it is. Being human. Sorry state of affairs, really. "

[venstm]

[RAMSAY]: after the receiver commits a culinary crime, the sender presses two slices of bread against either side of their face, cupping their face to hold the bread in place, and calls them an idiot sandwich. / for sanji, but zoro is the one committing the culinary crime and being called the idiot sandwich

It was an unprecedented offence to any sort of kitchen etiquette and the swordsman nurtured the utter audacity to ask him, nonchalantly, why he was making that face. In Sanji’s very correct opinion whatever face he was making was entirely justified, actually, he should have been in the process of kicking his ass rather than deepening the furrows in his brow and ruthlessly crushing a cigarette between his teeth. The acrid stream of smoke that had seeped past his lips is reduced to one, two, three single, miserable puffs before he’s pressing two thin, undeserving pieces of bread to either side of Zoro’s face. Was this the shittiest bread in the vicinity, yes, did it deserve to be wasted on him ? absolutely not. 

❝ don’t pretend you don’t know what you did.❞ it’s gritted out laced with so much vitriol he may as well have spat it out. ❝ in - my - kitchen.❞ as if he were an unwelcome guest aboard the ship, well, at least, when he trespassed across the threshold and into Sanji’s domain he was.  ❝ you know what you are ? ❞ his mouth, already feeling the absence of the soothing cigarette, forms around an insult so depraved even the mouths of pirates should never utter it aloud. ❝ an idiot sandwich. ❞  and he put just a little more pressure on either side of the dismal sandwich he was just for emphasis. 

[cpunkbubby]

WELLL DONT CHA WANNA KNOW HOW WE KEEP STARTING FIRAHS??? ITS MY DESIRE ITS MY DESIRE. DONTCHA WANNA KNOW HOW WE KEEP STARTING FIRAHS??? ITS MY DESIRE IS MY DESIRE !!! DANGAH DANGAH HIGH VOLTAGE !!!!

[dummy-dot-exe]

크람챤 for @33_dott by HellK@hellK111

[gdinneroll]

thinking about my hellking spn au with steve as dean and eddie as cas, dustin and max split sam’s role and its just MMM IS THIS SOMETHING PEOPLE WANT???? DO PEOPLE WHO ARENT ME WANT THIS??????? ILL WRITE IT IF YOU DO

[xqllin]

‼️ wind breaker chp 155 spoilers‼️

KYAAAAAA MY SONNNN love when he looks confident ><

UEUEUEUEUE he looks so hurt I'D BE LYING IF I SAID I WASNT DEATHLY CONCERNED ABOUT UME RN

WHST THE HELLK WHAT GTHE HELLLLLL AAAAAAHHHHHH THE TRUST IN EACH OTHER IS INSANE

takiishi got cute little girl eyes LMAO so cute he's been looking like a child these past chapters too having fun beating someone up

NAH I'D WIN 💪💪‼️‼️ 🔵🔴🟣⁉️⁉️

[crucifor]

JUST A PSA-

while it’s the holidays and I think the dash in general is slow, I am EXTRA slow likely till mid-January. not only because of Christmas and new years etc but I’m in the process of moving into a new place. that’s why you’re seeing so much OOC and less writing than usual. I do apologize !

i will say, I tend to produce a bit more content on @hellkings at the moment if that’s more your speed - otherwise you can find me on discord! Feel free to dm for it.

[snekatiemainy]

final art fight post!!!

Scotch Telur for @caffineheadaches and Limoncello for @7clubs

Goanna for @goannafr and Aeiatera for owowhatsbliss

Zerozone for @samthecookielord and Aiko for @i-am-very-heck

Sora for Twice_Enjoyer and Hellking Tee for @apple8ees

[mortallycoiled]

@m1sosazai wait. wait youre entirely right. and i also forgot i literally have kakisto and hellkite RIGHT THERE. the original plan for them was for them to have been "demoted" from angel status a LOOOONG while back and only cause enough problems to piss off Judge recently. but tbh??? it would both be funnier and objectively better imo if they started out as judge's underlings directly and both got fired and pissed off judge for just being objectively bad at their jobs while also trying to kill each other in the process.

and then meanwhile novice is literally just chilling and suddenly an otherworldly being pops into existence and decides they are enemy number 1 within five minutes of existing

some more just like. minor story revision

I thiiink I want to start off cycle 3 with novice working with judge instead of their conflict starting immediately????

I was originally planning on judge being immediately convinced that novice Should Not Exist. but considering the Novice was made Like That waaaaay before Judge existed I think it makes more sense for judge to keep novice around as an ally/underling. besides without the novice (or at least someone doing what the novice did) Sar'kai wouldn't've been restored from their time as Noxa Krav which (at least to Judge) is an objectively good thing

it would also be pretty easy to just have the demon-ing of Brutus be the thing that pisses judge off but I still like the idea of the judge already be pissed off and hunting novice down before that happens, so I gotta figure out why they hate each other's guts at that point

[angered-box]

hellk professor i am not going to be able to complete my assignments there are children to raise.

[ofishally]

HELLK YEAAAHHHGGGHHHH IM 2 🎉🥳🎈🎈🥳🎉🎈🎊🎊🎊🎁🎈🎉🥳🎁🎉🎈🎈🥳

[salempie]

yeaggh....

man dude stop fucking sendimg ne this shit like what the fuck man come on seriously fude im like fucking mad im like getting angey god fuckikng damnnit man wjat the hell dude what the fuck god damn oh my god like seriously dude whag the fuck oh my god dude fuck man what the actual fuck is wronng wtih you like come on dude who does this shit what the hellk man i hope you grow and better yourswlf as a mpeeson dude

[duckapus]

The Union of Scorned Avatars

Barry

Protagonist of the puzzle game "Blook" and leader of the Union. If you saw my posts about the first arc of the Origins Interrupted au you know what his deal is.

Lord Ramagog

A massive generic-looking demon who is the villain protagonist of Tactical RPG "Hellking." The Admins overestimated how much the memes would dampen his evil nature and lust for conquest.

Red

From Angry Birds. No one's entirely sure why he joined the Union since he only talks in bird noises.

Frenzy the Chupacabra

From a blatant Sonic ripoff. His story is similar to Barry's, with neglectful guardians and a bad reaction to meme energy resulting in nearly all his friends getting driven away. It was made worse by the fact that he was already a little unhinged and violent to begin with.

Doppelganger Arle

This is gonna take a bit to explain.

So in the series lore(at least as much as I understand it), the change in tone between the original Madou Monogatari games and the Puyo Puyo games is because the world got destroyed by God and then remade by the series' main villain Satan. Yes, those God and Satan. The only survivor of the original world's destruction besides Satan was the main protagonist of both series Arle Nadja, or at least her soul. After Satan remade the world using both of their memories as a base, he inserted Arle into it with no memory of the previous one, or at least...part of her.

It turns out her soul got split in half when things went boom, and the half that got left behind was just floating in the void for what it perceived as thousands of years. That soul piece eventually found its way into the new world and was extremely unhappy with getting forgotten and replaced(neither Arle knows that they're two halves of a whole, they each think the other is a copy), so she set up a trap to get revenge on Satan and defeat Arle, since in their world two of the same person can't exist for long at the same time, so whoever's considered strongest gets to stay.

Anyway, Current Arle managed to beat "Doppelganger" Arle and free Satan from her mind control, and Doppel fades away like you'd expect...only to show up in other things down the line, since she's both not a normal copy and too stubborn to die.

Anyway, back to SMG4 stuff, because both of them are Arle Nadja, the Avatar Code got split between the two of them, and the addition of Meme Energy Adaptation Insanity and two more Arle lookalikes did not help with Doppel's already horrible mental state.

Also, due to the Avatar being two halves of a whole idiot, their universe is a little unstable. Not enough to be immediately dangerous, but still cause for concern.