#hell yes he can

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

Let’s pretend that for some reason, Curtis and Honey don’t see each other for a few weeks (maybe one of them is traveling or something), and when they do, Honey gets her first look at Curtis’ new look:

���� Clit tickler alert! 🚨 Lollll what’s her reaction?!? 😘

I have some THOTS all afternoon thinking about how Curtis would show Honey that mustaches were just as valuable as any other look he sported. Beards are still superiour of course, but mustaches have their own uses...

I have no chill with these two.

18+ As always.

You really thought you had seen all his looks.

The buzzcut and dark-trimmed beard was still your favorite. The one you met him in and you had fallen in love with him. Running your hands over his buzzcut and beard had always been a favorite of yours, it also gave him a classic bad-boy look that you weren't ever able to resist.

When he let his hair grow longer, styled it a bit. Suddenly he looked older, matured and you honestly couldn't get enough of it. It was like it gave him "superpowers" able to make you get on your knees for him constantly. He had no complaints.

He showed up clean-shaven with a buzzcut, giving him a boyish appearance that made you riskier with him. You two making out in the Camaro in the school parking lot one evening when you just couldn't help yourself... You still get a rush at that one since if you had gotten caught, it would have certainly gotten you in trouble.

Then one day he showed up clean-shaven with longer hair, making him again look older and a bit old-fashioned. You loved the look and felt like you two stepped back in time when he tugged you into the middle of the kitchen to slow dance and ask about your day. Your brain screamed "Husband." even though you two weren't nearly there yet.

So you thought you had seen all of it, till he came home from a few weeks of work training to be sporting just the mustache. His cap pulled low, and sporting aviator sunglasses, you paused in the doorway, wide-eyed staring at him in surprise. His bag dropped near his feet and he slipped his sunglasses off, as well as the hat.

Not only was he sporting a mustache, his hair was styled, with shaved sides and kept longer on top. "Hey Honey... You uh- like?" His fingers went through his hair a moment, waiting on you to say something.

"You... Curtis, you look so different!" You stumbled forward, your hands going to his bare cheeks to feel the difference.

"Different good or bad?"

"Just different, I don't know what to think." You couldn't stop touching him, the changes in his features while still being your Curtis, it was almost overwhelming.

"Hmmm..." He hooked a finger on your chin, tilting you up to meet his kiss, which was hungry and demanding. You sunk into the affection after so long without anything physical between you two. You soon forgot to explore his new look and went to wrap your arms around his neck. It wasn't till he grasped the back of your thighs and swung them around his waist did you squeak against his lips. "How about I go show you what this can do?"

You giggled against his mouth, clutching at his shoulders. "It tickles."

"Oh, it does more than that Honey."

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Did you like the mustache? No. You loved it.

You fell in love while riding his face, your hips drawing your pussy back and forth against his face while his hands kept pushing you against him harder, helping to guide you messily against him. It had been established a long time ago that he didn't care if he could breathe. You weren't getting off till you came.

His mustache stimulated you, mixing with his ravenous need for filling you with his tongue and moaning about just how good you were, his voice muffled, but you felt each and every demanding lap of his tongue. You cried his name as you came again, your hips bucking and having to grab at the headboard with one hand to keep from falling off his face.

It was like he knew, cause he strong-armed you onto the bed, and hovered between your thighs to continue till you were quivering over stimulated and pushing at his head to make him stop. "Fuck please Curtis... no more."

He ground his hips against the mattress for some relief as he slowed himself. The flat of his tongue filling you becoming gentle kisses to all your sensitive spots, brushing his fingers along your thighs while he traveled up to hover over you, moving a hand to cup your face.

"Breath Pretty Girl." He panted out while you moaned in relief, peeking up at him and taking in his appearance. His carefully cut and styled hair was disheveled from where you had a hold on it while riding, his lips were bright red from use and his mustache was glinting in your arousal. His eyes gleamed hungrily down at you, pupils wide with arousal and slivers of blue shining brightly at you.

Your chest heaved while drawing in air like he wanted you to, trying to catch your breath as you nodded at him. Your hands roamed his chest, unable to not let yourself touch him. "That was..."

His grin widened, flashing pearly white teeth in the dim light and giving him a wolfish look now. Like he was ready to eat you out all over again. "Did I manage to convince you, Honey? Why do you think I got this ridiculous thing."

"I'm convinced, that mustaches are made to be ridden. Just like the beard." You busted out in a giggle, tugging at him to lay against you for a moment while you recovered. "You planning on keeping it?"

"Long enough to let my beard grow back out." He assured you while he started kissing against your collarbone, clearly not finished with you yet. His mustache tickled at the skim against your breasts, especially your nipples that made you squirm a bit against him till he flattened his hand against your throat, his thumb stroking over your pulse but managed to keep you pinned in place while he dragged his tongue across the peak and sucked you sharply into his mouth.

"You ready to continue Pretty Girl? "Cause I'm far from being done worshipping you."

You weren't going to survive him.

[kendyroy]

Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.

like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

[spitedemon]

i really don’t think it’s “typical dragon age fandom nonsense” for people to be genuinely upset about the world state choices. combat, level design, art direction, gameplay gimmicks, those have all varied across each dragon age game. the one thing that’s remained constant are nods to our previous choices.

i wasn’t expecting my HoF to come riding in on a griffon, but i can’t find a monument dedicated to warden tabris somewhere around the anderfels? lucanis couldn’t have some lines about the time that one arainai boy was stirring up trouble in antiva city? you’re gonna tell me that making a mage the new divine wouldn’t have some impact on nevarra and antiva? on the anderfels, the supposed most devout militant andrastian nation in thedas? you’re saying nobody in the north is paying attention to who rules orlais or ferelden? come on.

[technically-human]

Valentine's Day!!

The boys finally get a happy moment after going through the canon events

This was a commission for @i-am-as-normal-as-you-are so thank them for the cuteness!

The bonus is completely my fault though:

[isnt-that-wizardd]

there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back

i am insane

[just-null]

Yknow that pic where that drunk lady kissed lipstick marks all over her cat? All I can imagine is doing this to the clones each time I get home

POINTS AT MY PET AU

[the pic in question!]

[turtleblogatlast]

AU where Leo is trapped in the Prison Dimension for months instead of minutes and the only way he gets by with his sanity intact is through recording himself talking to his wrist comm.

When they finally manage to get Leo back and make him rest up to heal, Donnie can’t help but listen to the recordings left behind.

He’s not sure what exactly he’s expecting, only that his subconscious is screaming at him that it has to be heartbreaking, that it has to be torturous.

Instead, what Donnie is subject to is a full thousand hours’ worth of Jupiter Jim and Lou Jitsu crossover fanfiction. More than one part in the series. Spanning well over a million words.

(The worst part is that it’s actually good.)

[coatl-cuddles]

I think it would be very cool if Hopeful Steward's cape laid flat like ribbons when calm, but fluttered out and acted like dragon fly wings when flying because they look lame as hell otherwise

[chiptrillino]

ID: three drawings showing from left to right, jet, zuko and sokka from avatar the last air bender as children from the waist up. Left jet is slouching with his arms crossed, body facing left, head angled looking to the right. He has a licorice wood in his mouth. Center is zuko frowning, looking to the left. On the right is sokka about to trow a snowball, small pink tongue peaking out of his mouth. "chiptrillino . 2023" is written faintly on the bottom of sokkas parka. "please don't repost" is written on the left side of the green square behind jet End ID

dug these up again after the nice anon ask

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if you want to deal with all my reblogs may I direct your attention to my side only my artworks blog?

@chiptrillino-art

[vcrnons]

user vcrnons' last straw.zip

[brucewaynehater101]

Reverse Robin AU

Tim, pissed that he got replaced as Robin, decides to kidnap Jason and go off grid. He bribes him with books, plenty of online literature classes, and Alfred's signed approval.

When Bruce debuts with 9 year old Dick Grayson, Tim pulls the same stunt. He has a nursery set up for Zitka, though.

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Society if Jasper Whitlock-Hale-Cullen’s backstory was that he was a ranch hand of America’s Old West period, and most of the vampires in the Southern Vampire Wars were previously cowpunchers, outlaws, and various people moving out to frontier towns (easily picked off and forgotten about by society) >>>>>>

[mrmeepsmadmind]

his horns (finials) (idk)(ears)(whatever) shaking... the jumping ??? the struggling 😭 the off center twitching ..he is PISSED. AWF !!!!!!

[technically-human]

Ooh, now that we’ve seen N!Edwin and DP!Edwin talk about Feelings could we see the same with N!Charles and DP!Charles?

As simple as that.

Edwins version

ko-fi

[simplydnp]

totally normal about the 'wedding?' response continuing to evolve even though it's only been 5 shows. at this point i'm convinced the grand plan behind tit is to convince dan via exposure therapy that he's allowed to want to get married

[puppppppppy]

you are umasou