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I make fun of Stephenie Meyer a lot but like. ‘Vampire coven playing baseball during thunderstorms to mask the sound of the bat hitting the ball’ is hilarious and iconic. It showed the Cullens as a fun little family and a bunch of freaks.
Campy, silly, and utterly endearing. 10/10
#I love that we got confirmation in midnight sun that they play other sports too#twilight#twilight renaissance#hoa5
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@what-a-strange-creature this may just be me projecting, but I could see him still buying physical copies of his favorite albums for longevity/supporting artists/keeping up with his collection, but using iTunes and eventually Spotify for discovering new music/branching out
Edward Cullen when the iPod was invented
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“I’m sorry, that was rude,” he said as we walked. I ignored him. “I’m not saying it isn’t true,” he continued, “but it was rude to say it, anyway.”
This is SUCH a bitchy thing to say. Edward “there’s a time to be right, and there’s a time to be nice” Cullen, you are so lucky this girl’s a freak, because no one fumbles harder than you
#twilight#twilight in real time is super fun btw#I really should get around to my reread. I just need to get the fucking book#edward cullen#hoa5#Edward SUCKS but I love him. (very bellacore of me)
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We need to erase the light in a character's eyes more often. It's enriching for them to look completely hopeless and lost
#stephenie writing new moon#‘’I’m going to write a sequel that is so depressing it teaches an entire generation to spot depression in their own lives’’
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Edward throwing Bella out of Jasper’s path when she got a paper cut in New Moon: this bitch emptying. YEET
#thank you user janevolturi for inspiring this#twilight#twilight renaissance#new moon#edward cullen#hoa5
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he's got a sadness about him you only see in catholic stained glass windows
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Edward Cullen for the first month since the first iPod’s release
Edward Cullen when the iPod was invented
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Edward Cullen when the iPod was invented
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bella complaining about how much jessica talks about boys, specifically mike newton, girl... the call is coming from inside the house...
#no no see that's part of being a teenager#that's part of makes twilight so messy and fun#bella IS a hypocrite and she's not always perfectly self-aware#she's pretty judgemental but her actions and words are normally very kind
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"I love you" "You are my life now" you could have just said I love you back man... no need to get so intense at 7 in the morning
#edward is just so thrilled that he's with someone to whom he can say this shit at 7am#more freak4freak behavior#yeah he says that shit at 7am but bella LOVES that shit at 7am#bella x edward
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i LOVE the detail that bella's bite scar from james is always a bit cooler than the rest of her skin. she's forever marked by this traumatic incident and it CHANGES part of her body like that's so dark but just really, really interesting
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Poor innocent 14-year-old baby seth clearwater listening to edward and jacob fight over pussy from outside that tent in eclipse
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twilight: the only YA series (or at least most famous one) where, unfortunately deeply textually canonically, the main love interest begs his rival to cuckhold him
edward cullen goes from “mike newton can’t even LOOK at bella” to “will SOMEBODY fuck my wife” in less than 18 months flat
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@edwardsvirtue YES
Bella to Edward, 50 years post-series: okay so. Be honest. The first time I was at your house in Forks you ate my tear, right? What was that about
#I wholeheartedly agree BUT I love the idea of Bella giving Edward a hard time about this stuff#Edward: living in a sunnier place than Forks isn’t a burden when I can share the sun with my beautiful glimmering wife#Bella: tHiS iS tHe SkIn Of A kIlLeR#Edward: great. you remember that too#she loves him for all his flaws but he’s just SO dramatic that she needs to clown on him periodically to keep him in check. you feel me
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Bella to Edward, 50 years post-series: okay so. Be honest. The first time I was at your house in Forks you ate my tear, right? What was that about
#twilight#hoa5#Edward: your recall of your human memories are oddly sharp#Bella: that’s not an answer
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