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No explanation needed

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Bella: has anyone seen Edward?

Edward, every time, without fail:

If vampires could get drunk Edward would be the kind of kid who takes the shots to start the burger and then disappears to sit in a tree for hours

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If vampires could get drunk Edward would be the kind of kid who takes the shots to start the burger and then disappears to sit in a tree for hours

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Today the sky looked like straight from a van gogh painting

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more tattoos in Twilight

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What if a human’s blood singing to a vampire indicated that they were soulmates. No one in-universe has figured it out because Edward’s the first vampire to ever resist the scent long enough to get to know his singer

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Every so often I remember the huge wave of criticism by normies that Twilight is too toxic and angst-ridden when the series first became a ~phenomenon~.

And every time, I laugh— because here I am just so thankful I’ve found a corner of the internet where people want to make it more toxic and angst-ridden

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@waxnostalgicc Edward would 100% commit war crimes if Bella asked, as long as doing so doesn’t put her in danger

“The power dynamic between Edward and Bella is heavily skewed it’s not healthy” is such a funny argument because that's... kinda the point

Everything about Edward is designed to draw in and kill a human. He’s got loads more life experience than any of his ‘peers’ (100 years of own lived experience + all the thoughts around him). AND YET he kowtows to this woman who is, by many measures, average. Bella’s a snake charmer. Bella’s a lion tamer. He’s the gun but she pulls the trigger. Edward’s strength and speed is Bella’s strength and speed because he’s wrapped around her little finger. There are different kinds of power. Edward's got physical power, but Bella's got her own power of him (and vice versa; they're crazy about each other). His power is at her disposal. That’s the spice. That’s the source of tension and the satisfaction.

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me givin edward a dirty look to let him know dont fuck wit me

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edward when bella enters his life

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You know that one interview where Robert Pattinson claims he took a stalker out and just whined the whole time so she’d get over him and move on?

Someone please write a fic where Edward takes Jessica on a date to the same end

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I hope the next ~Twilight Reimagined~ is just Twilight from Jasper’s POV and he’s keeping a mood journal on Edward’s behalf.

Just a daily log of the roller coaster that is that boy’s emotional state, complete with commentary: “his aura was absolutely rancid today. Loathing (probably at himself), jealous paired with confusion (does he not know he’s jealous?), and of course the usual vacillation between smugness and chagrin as he struggles to talk to the human girl. Never have I so acutely bemoaned the loss of my ability to get drunk.”

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👁👄👁

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mike: what’s up Arizona? How you liking the rain, girl? edward: so you enjoying the rain? ugh their minds 

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I mean yeah if a guy created a lullaby for me I’d want to be changed into whatever creature he was too

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good evening to everyone deranged over a piece of vampire media

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when i first got into Twilight a couple of years ago I was trying to avoid spoilers since I was watching through the movies with my dad (his idea btw) anyway pretty early on I came across the name renesmee and fully thought for WEEKS that that was the ship name for Bella's mom and Edward's mom. didn't even question it.