#hehe not sorry

[jet-the-hedgehog-real]

As a Zelda fan

Incoming overcomplicated reasoning for why this screenshot is INSANE (in a good way)

Gardevoir, you're a beast.

They never got the bomb bag, bow, Silver or Golden Scales, OR Slingshot (Four boxes on the left.) Meaning they skipped the Great Deku Tree (Easy,) Dodongo's Cavern, (Medium,) AND Jabu Jabu (Difficult.) Meaning either she SOMEHOW beat them without their key items or did Temple of Time door skip.

They have all three Swords, which requires talking to Medigoron's little brother as a child and coming back as an adult for the Giant's Knife, THEN doing an Adult Trade Sequence to get the Claim Check for the Biggoron's Sword. All without bombs??

They NEVER equipped ANYTHING to the C buttons because once you can you can't remove them.

Sadly they don't have the Mirror Shield 😔

They have the Kokiri Tunic, Zora Tunic, AND Goron Tunic, meaning they got a bottle of blue fire to unfreeze the King Zora, as well as head to Goron City and (Somehow without C items) got Link the Goron to give them the Goron Tunic.

They only have the Kokiri boots, meaning they haven't done Spirit Temple or Water Temple.

They only have THREE HEARTS meaning they skipped EVERY heart piece and heart container up to this point.

Damn Gardevoir, didn't know you were ZFG over here.

Gardevoir Gaming

[dilfosaur]

🎄👼

hohojo

[lavb-b]

And you will surely be the death of me

But how could I have known?

[inktho]

suitchuck again?

[junewi02]

He's having gay thoughts

Happy Pride Month! 🌈

[forgettable-au]

FORGETTABLE-AU (page 82-85)

THAT LAZYBONES!!

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[coldturkeybabe]

pearl, cleo and gem! oh and joehills. and that guy who lays on the floor

[timethehobo]

…Mourn Watch themed calendars with their staff when?

Was just looking at more modelling photoshoots and couldn’t help myself oops. 🫣

[angstflavoured]

uggglllyyyyyyy

[daikaiju-arts]

“Once you’ve met someone, you never really forget them. It just takes a while for your memories to return.”

[musouie]

convinced that könig is the epitome of a “malewife”

he’ll get up at the crack of dawn to make you breakfast, something new every day, and give you a sloppy kiss before you’re out the door and off to work.

and while you’re out: he’ll sweep the floors, polish the countertops, even rearrange the pantry if it seems too cluttered and disorganised (by colour on the days that feel long), until he feels you’ll be satisfied.

he then lounges around, switches through television programmes or flips through a book he’s neglected since the day before. but when he grows especially restless, he settles instead for waiting by the door like some needy house-pet (which is fitting, isn’t it?)

and in the evening, if you return noticeably stressed, he’ll help you shed your coat, usher you to the sofa with a massive hand on your back, and listen attentively as you confide all your worries to him as he massages the supple flesh of your inner thigh.

and if that doesn’t work — if that stubborn crease between your brow has yet to ease — he’ll bury his head between your legs and eat you out so tenderly until you forget why you were tense in the first place.

he’ll lick eager stripes against your cunt, suckle on your clit, and lap up all the slick that drips from your hole and smears over his chin. he’ll do it all, until his jaw aches and his tongue is numb and his lips are swollen, and you’re a whimpering mess, fingers knotted in his hair and thighs trembling as they cage his head.

and when you’re done, and you’ve ridden out the last of your orgasm, he’ll swallow the cum in his mouth, wipe his lips, and smile as he asks you, “is that better, liebling?”

(he’ll ignore your whines and acknowledgements of his arousal-stained trousers, insisting that he derives pleasure from your satedness)

masterlist <3

[percki]

‘why would zuko do that’ he is sixteen years old. ‘i don’t understand zuko’ are you or have you been sixteen years old. ‘zuko just makes bad decisions’ he is sixteen years old. ‘zuko burned down kyoshi island’ he’s literally sixteen years old. ‘zuko kidnapped a twelve year old and dragged him through the snow for hours’ yeah sure but he was sixteen years old. ‘zuko hired an assassin to capture aang, and said assassin went rogue and attempted to kill everyone’ yeah well he’s not good at critical thinking. he’s sixteen years old

[tubbytarchia]

so ranchers huh

[luminique]

lighter is a loser. idc i said what i said. behind all the cool nicknames and stylish glasses is someone who looks at you with so much love in his eyes.

it’s unfair that he is a fire attribute because he always ends up lighting a little bit of his clothes or hair on fire when he gets flustered by you. something about seeing you smile, excitedly laughing to him about your day, has him pushing his sunglasses up a little more and staring off to the side. the rest of the sons of calydon can CLEARLY see right through him though. they knew the ominous undefeated champion had a soft spot but seeing him loosen his red scarf and clear his throat was when they knew he was head over heels for you.

he doesn’t have the best memory but even he’d remember small details about you. what drink you’d prefer, which sunglasses he wore had you blushing like crazy. his love for you is quiet on the outside but deep down, it’s a blazing fire that cannot be contained.

[itseghost]

a few meager cr3 sketches :] ft feywild fearne, orym's sending stone blues, and the revival scene from blood and dust that i sketched ages ago and decided i was never going to finish lmao

[gay-little-axolotl]

despite being interviewed individually, all four gave the exact same response