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sometimes when engaging combat, paladin danse exclaims "this is the part of the job that i LOVE!"
and yknow thats not great, it sounds like he needs another outlet for that energy that doesnt involve murdering people. especially yknow..... people from minorities and settlements that the brotherhood is looking to annex.
so i think he should get really into like, parkour.
#hed be good at it#and i think itd make him like at least 40% more deadly in a combat setting#just as a bonus#brotherhood of steel#paladin danse#fo4#danse#brotherhood tag#peep plays fo4#can someone add footage of danse doing the pommel horse ingame. i dont have thst but im sure someone does
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ALPHA KIDS: Draw your best friends!
DIRK: I'd say I'm better at one on one character interaction work of the more intimate variety, but I think this piece came together nicely. DIRK: Fun for the whole family style wholesomeness, any motherfucker in the radius of a screen displaying this image will instantly get hit with a sore case of heartburn and their tear ducts will clock in overtime at the weeping factory.
ROXY: im so proud of these i think these are my best designs yet :3 but omg dirk callie and jake were SOOO peculiar about their damn designs over my shoulder. jake wanted me to clarify that even in pink pen form his little guy is BLUE. so there. sigh this is the one occasion they could take notes from janey.. JUST LET LE ARTIST WORK!
JANE: Boy! I don't draw often but I always was fond of calligraphy growing up. I was kind of inspired by all of the other's works, but especially Calliope's swirls she puts in her art. It's very fun to add!
JAKE: Im not quite the best with posing, but i find the head very fun to study! Especially skulls.. so good ole calliope makes for the perfect muse! (hehe)
CALLIOPE: i realized i hadn't ever made a piece with Us in the same place at once. u_u CALLIOPE: bUt since it's reality now here's all of Us together, United at last! ^u^
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#homestuck#alpha kids#dirk strider#jake english#calliope#jane crocker#roxy lalonde#dirkjake#callieroxy#my art#zan0tix#This was so fun tho Im dipping my toes into homestuck writing.. be prepared.. projects are in the works people#I have detailed explanations and references for jane and jakes styles and why they look that way but basically.#For jane i referenced her handwriting and june and jades art styles#and jake loves comics! and he very quietly observant (brain ghost dirk) without knowing it and he had bold fast hand writing so i think-#hed be a good sketcher#I SHOULDVE BEEN THERE IN THE 2010S MAN. I SHOULDVE BEEN MAKING STUFF LIKE THIS BACK THEN. whatever#making up for it now </3
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svsss: the protagonist is great at teaching children and enjoys being a teacher
mdzs: the protagonist is great at teaching children and enjoys being a teacher
tgcf: the protagonist leaves a child alone in a hut with a known cannibal ghost and goes off on a little errand
#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#wei ying#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#xie lian#it's so fucking funny to me. like its rly sweet how sqq and wwx are so good w kids#wwx to the point that he can manipulate Other people into being liked by kids (read: lwj buying toys for ayuan)#and then you have xie lian who seems like hed be great with kids and then repeatedly is not. unless that kid is hua cheng fggsgsksls#keri chats#mxtx#1k
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ur favorite employee :3
#late for maid day...i actually didnt know until yesterday. and normally its wtv to me but i saw so much cute art... iwas inspired...#asmo wld be the worst cafe employee. shows up an hour after hte shift starts. 45 minutes offtask flirting with customers. 30 minutes preeni#ng in the mirror. leaves shift whenever he feels like it . but hed prob bring major customers in.... SM TIPS....he wld make a good host ...#i got tendonitis?last month in my wrist but i hope to draw more asmo once its normal :3#i think abt asmotoni every day...my favs foreve...#asmodeus obey me#asmo#mine
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I kept seeing posts that Hunter would be bad at cooking but I like to think he makes cute little lunches
#huntlow#the owl house#toh#hunter toh#willow park#my art#Also cause since like he carves palismen now#i think he’d have fun carving little flowers and other designs on food#I feel like he wouldn’t be bad be he wouldn’t be good at it either#hed just like the decorating part
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Steve takes Eddie’s virginity by riding the older boy after a long session of smoking and drinking inside the metalheads cramped van.
He’d praise Eddie on how good he’s making him feel, how big his dick is and how he’s so pretty under him that it makes Eddie moan loudly, strong hands roaming and squeezing the fat of Steve’s ass as he begs to fuck Steve harder.
”I need to fuck you, Steve- please, sweetheart-”
Steve would kiss him, sloppy and wet as he whines into Eddie’s mouth when the dick inside him hits just right.
When he pulls back, breathless, he picks up the pace and finally lets Eddie buck up to meet his thrusts.
Eddie would just look up at Steve, brown eyes wide and realize he’s so in love with the gorgeous boy on top of him and he never wants to let go. Never.
#Virgin Eddie#I love you#LMAO#And he also has a big dick Steve can’t stop praising#Steve riding someone Is so important to me like HED LOOK SO HOT#SOFT DOM STEVE TOO? hell yeah#I do love Sub Steeb the most but this is good shit too#Sounding like my fic ’The First Time With You’ right now LMAO#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#power bottom steve#steddie fandom#steddie fic#hairfreak#stranger things#lemon#my writing#headcanon#hc#steddie hc#text#steve x eddie#drabble
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finally drew clora and seb's kids!!🙌🙌
Celeste Sallow: OK THIS IS THE NAME IM SUPER PROUD OF BAHAHA because not only does the name celeste relate to the stars (in typical ravenclaw fashion...clora picked the name) but celeste sallow is also an alliteration. BUT, its an alliteration that begins with a C, which means clora gets to match with celeste in the form of both of their names starting with a C, whereas sebastian gets to match with celeste because both of their names are an alliteration/they're alliteration allies🥹ITS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!🥳
Lewis Sallow: as for lewis, if you've read my fic then you know that seb has a vendetta against names that start with an L bahaha, but 'lewis' was actually HIS idea. when celeste was born, seb wanted to find a muggle story to read to her, since clora's favourite story is ALSO a muggle one (sherlock), and he wanted to stick with tradition. so he ended up finding alice in wonderland, which he loved because of how adventurous and clever alice was and of how much she reminded him of clora and celeste (both personality and looks wise). it became his favourite for those reasons, to the point that when they had lewis, sebastian overcame his L-name hatred by naming their son after lewis carroll.
Houses: celeste could have been sorted into either gryffindor or slytherin, but ultimately ends up in slytherin because she wants to be like seb. kinda like how clora also probably could have been in gryffindor, tbh. as for lewis.....him being 10000% in ravenclaw doesnt need any explanation BAHA, just look at him.
Appearance: since clora has a tiny bit of veela blood in her, thats obvs passed down to their kids, too, and so they mostly take after her as a result of it. but there's still little bits of seb that shine through in each of the kids: for lewis its his brown curly hair, and for celeste its her complexion/freckles. and the fact that celeste looks so similar to clora only doubles up sebastian's stress/protective instincts when he watches her BAHAH. he's ofc still proud that she takes after him so closely, but seb also cant deny that he wishes it had been their SON that had taken after him instead, to keep her out of danger.
Celeste & Lewis: for celeste and lewis’ relationship, celeste is a super proud big sister, and treats lewis kinda like how seb treats clora. if there's anything that needs to be done, she offers to do it for him. and although she doesn’t have the patience to read stories herself, she loves playing outside and having lewis read to her in the background, and loves to act out/use his stories to fuel her imagination. and lewis makes sure to pick stories that he KNOWS she’ll like (which mostly involve heroic and daring feats of adventurers or pirates. he's tried to read more classic fairytales and romances to her a few times, but celeste always gets bored). she loves to draw though, so sometimes when lewis reads books that have no pictures, she'll draw them herself.
Celeste & Seb/Clora: celeste is a daddy's girl LOL and always tries to impress seb with the stuff she does, especially after hearing how HE was at her age, and so its half to impress and half because shes competitive that she wants to do the same/be just as good. and seb always gets a kick out of hearing her feats in the crossed wands club, or in defense against the dark arts class, and he also goads her on, telling her she'll have to do better than that if she wants to be as good as HE was. and whenever celeste gets detention, clora always stresses and asks why, whereas seb just tries to keep the smirk off his face. as for celeste and clora, clora also reads to celeste, and bakes and cooks with her, which is something celeste actually likes doing. not only because it keeps her busy and she likes to help and get messy in general, but also because she likes the fact that it results in good food afterwards LOL, and constantly asks when things can be taken out of the oven. also, for as tomboy-y as celeste is, she honestly doesn't mind/likes the clothing that clora puts her in and likes when clora dresses her up, bc it makes her look like one of the princesses from the storybooks, and it just amuses her more than anything else. once she enters hogwarts, though, its mostly trousers. but she still DOES like the occasional girly clothing.
Lewis & Seb/Clora: lewis is a momma's boy LOL and unlike celeste, doesnt care about duelling or of proving himself or anything like that, and is only concerned with stories and his future studies. so ofc clora had to show him sherlock, which he naturally loved. it even inspired lewis to want to write his own stories, so that he could challenge his own skill and see if he could, but also because he wants his mom to read them, and likes the idea of writing his own sherlock-esque story with equations and mysteries to be solved that he can offer her. lewis also wants to write a book for celeste as well, bc although he wont admit it, he basically wants to write a story tailor-made for her and her interests. one that he thinks will have everything she’d love in it. and part of it is genuinely because he WANTS to do it for her, but the other part of it is also for his ego, and to see if he CAN write a compelling story, and write something that would actually get THE hyperactive celeste to sit down and read it in its entirety (not to mention of her own volition). as for with seb, lewis looks up to him more than anyone else, due to how well-rounded he is and how hes so good at practical stuff AND studying, and he kinda sees seb as a main character/protagonist from one of his books, and uses sebastian as inspiration for his own stories. if hes stuck on what he thinks the dashing main character should do next, he'll ask his dad what HE would do, which results in seb getting very weird questions that he nonetheless is always happy to answer. also, when lewis is older and finally learns the full story of what happened with clora and seb and ranrok and rookwood, he writes their story in novel form, except he just changes their names/some of the details, and it becomes a best seller LOL. and i didnt know where to put this, but the four of them all read a story before bed every night, with lewis in the middle and seb and clora on either side of him. though celeste stands at the foot of the bed, basically doing a charade/mime show of what theyre reading, and putting on a little play to go along with it BAHHA.
OK thats all i can think of for now ive yapped enough😩 if youve read all of this ur a real one.... ive also considered giving them a 3rd (and last) child, which would be a boy that looks exactly like seb, and seb would just be praying like please.....let this son take after me🧎♂️🙏 BAHHA
#much to sebs dismay celeste is probs gonna be an auror LMAO whereas lewis is gonna be a writer#seb once again asking the universe why their personalities couldnt have been switched....but girldad seb is made to suffer#and yes they are BOTH dressed by clora and her mom if you couldnt tell LMAO#just wait till lewis is out of that sailor fit...he gonna be a heartbreaker when hes older fr fr. bro is beautiful#also i can imagine celeste when shes older using her looks to her advantage BAHHA like noo...i wouldnt do that...look at me🥹uwu#sweet talking her way out of detention BAHAHA shes that troublemaker student that the teachers secretly have a fond spot for#and altho seb tells lewis to protect and watch over her in school he doesnt rly take it seriously bc hes still young#but once they get older and if celeste ever DOES have problems then lewis definitely would step up for her as her brother#but hed do it in a very conniving and indirect way...like finding out whoever is causing her trouble and hexing them or some shit LMAO#and nobody would ever know😇😇😇#celeste would be like I GUESS I FINALLY SCARED THEM OFF/THEY LEARNED NOT TO MESS WITH ME!!!#and lewis would just be like yea....thats probably what happened.#bro does not need OR want the credit LMAO#also hes soft for his sis so he supports her delusions like the good lil bro he is. lewis supports womens rights and wrongs. king#choccyart#celeste sallow#lewis sallow
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"Mams, I have some news for you." You say, hands behind your back at a weird angle, clearly hiding something.
"Not now, MC, the Great Mammon's busy." The Avatar of Greed dismisses you in an attempt to take his focus away from the way he perked up like a lovesick puppy when he heard your voice.
"But Mams, it's super important."
Mammon looks up from his DDD and stares at you expectantly, when he once more realises he's behaving like a lovesick puppy, he stares at his nails instead, scoffing. "This better be good, human. Do ya think I have all day?! Cus I don't!"
"But Mams! You're a dad now! You have to make time for your family!"
Mammon splutters, dropping his phone and falling off of his bed. "I'm a WHAT??!!! MC who's lyin' to ye! I'm not a dad!!!"
"Yes you are!" You bring your arms out from behind your back to reveal a small little black blob with small little golden horns, wearing an equally small black top hat with yellow accents.
"Papa!" Little D No.2 exclaims from your arms.
"ARRRGH!! The Great Mammon is not yer papa Little D!!!" Mammon shouts, attempting to cover the blush on his face.
You pout, Little D No.2 mirrors your expression. "But Mams! He's the spitting image of you! He's even got your horns! Are you abandoning our child?!"
"Yeah, Papa are you abandoning our chil-...wait hold on I am the child-....Yeah! Papa are you abandoning yer child?!"
"See! He even talks like you! He said yer!"
"T-t-that proves nothin'!! I-I'm not a dad!" Mammon splutters.
You look at him sulkily. "D-do you not wanna have a family with us...I mean how could you say no to this face?" You pinch Little D No.2's cheek and push him out towards the Second Born. "He's adorable! He gets it from you!"
"Fine! I'm a dad! Now please....stop poutin'?" Mammon almost pouts himself before his learned bravado makes another show. "Ahem...! What I was tryna say was....I, the Great Mammon don't care if you pout or not!"
Little D No.2 stage whispers to you. "Psst, what Mammon means to say is that he's so deeply unequivocally in love with you he hardly knows what to do with himself!"
Mammon sputters and shouts something in protest, but you just grin. "Awww! I love you too Mams!"
Mammon subconsciously preens at the praise before staring daggers at a sniggering Little D No.2 as you cradle it in your arms like a baby and coo to it things like 'You look so much like your papa! Yes you do!' and tap its little top hat before booping the small creature's nose, or where a nose should be on a Little D.
Mammon cracks a soft smile watching the scene; not that he'd ever admit it. Even though Little D No.2 was a little shit, he wouldn't mind someday having little shits of his own with you and starting an actual family, except he hoped they'd look like you.
#i was originally going to do this like MC adopted a cat on impulse but then i remembered little d existed#nah but fr i love mammon so much hed be such a good dad#ALSO I AM SO MAD ABT YELLOW BEING REMOVED#obey me mammon x reader#obey me imagines#obey me shall we date#obey me x reader#obey me headcanons#obey me mammon#obey me mc#mammon x reader#om! mammon#obey me little d#little d no.2#obey me fluff#obey me scenario#omswd
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#hed be such a good lesbian#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#one piece#op#sanji#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji
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takin dumb photos at a sleepover or something
#persona 4#p4#yosuke hanamura#yu narukami#My hc is that yu like knows when he likes someone p quick and thats why in his early SLs w ppl he can flirt n stuff#like how he can call yosuke cute in his rank 3 like what#but i think hed be really happy when his dense and conflicted af crush actually reciprocates#so idk hearteyes yu is v good lol i think he’s earned it#Idk why i keep drawing them like hangin out in their pjs maybe I yearn for bein cozy instead of dying of heat and humidity every day
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Poseidon: The sea does not like to be restrained.
Percy: Ok.
Percy: *fights Ares's godly son, wins and scares him*
Percy: *fights Hades in his own domain, destroys his army and sends Hades fleeing*
Percy: *calls the Olympians out on their bullshit and forces them into an oath on the styx*
Percy: *falls into Tartarus and strangles Akhkys with her own poison*
Poseidon, cheering from the sidelines: I love him so much!! That's my favorite son!!
Poseidon, looking at Athena & Zeus: And if you even think of touching a hair on his head I'll show you who he gets those powers and fighting skills from.
#pjo#incorrect quotes#percy jackson#poseidon#seafam#good father poseidon#poseidon & percy#percy jackson defense squad#its led my poseidon guys#hed be 100% down for Percy giving Akhkys a piece of her own medicine#sad that Percy had to suffer too tho
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a while ago i was sent an ask from @waterjewelsspite (answered below) wherein i was asked about different elven fashions.... so from left to right: doriathrim fashion, teleri + nargothrond fashion, vanya fashion :DD these have been sitting in my drafts as uncoloured wips since early 2022 omg, but better late than never i suppose !!!
i didnt have a specific sketch page for the noldor that i did back then hahahaha so i came back to it recently and took it as a chance to do some assorted concept doodles with the kind of outfits i imagine them wearing in mundane situations? i dont quite know how to explain it but i hope my annotations can help show my thought process a bit!!
cant believe it took me this long to give like half the characters proper fullbody refs or designs (im looking at YOU beleg and mablung) but this has been super fun and really refreshing, so thank you again waterjewelsspite for the kind ask!!! sorry again it took. two and a half years. OMG. for me to get it done 😭😭😭 i hope this sufficed!!!
in usual fashion, bonus feanorian shenanigans: caranthir's first business/publishing/entrepreneurship/girlboss venture
#silmarillion#silm#maedhros#caranthir#feanorians#house of feanor#doriath#vanyar#teleri#sindar#noldor#one day i will be good at drawing details and patterns on clothes.... that day is not today however#that one rog may or maynt be a result of my recent elden ring playthrough..... no way..... no......#you may think this is moryo wanting profit but NAY its just moryo being so proud of nelyo hed print an entire book of him slaying in outfit#oh lord the rest of the tags#luthien#finrod#aredhel#finwe#melian#thingol#daeron#rog#erestor#anaire#nerdanel#fingon#earwen#olwe#silm art
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Zoro has the little epiphany that "Aw shit. I have feelings for the Cook."
Zoro meditates on what to do for a while, then decides the only thing he can do in this situation is try to woo him.
Of course, Zoros idea of romancing some one is saying please, grunting a thank you, helping occasionally with chores with minimal complaint.
Its such a subtle thing that no one really notices.
No one except Sanji that is, who is nearly pulling his hair out from the stress of trying to figure out just what that mosshead is trying to pull.
With his self esteem issues he cant imagine someone being nice to him just because. And certainly not Zoro. Thats not how their relationship works. And Sanji likes how their relationship works.
Sanji finally confronts Zoro one evening after Zoro had the gall to outright compliment the dinner Sanji made.
Sanji demands to know what his angle is, if hes possessed, if hes an imposter. Zoro, annoyed and confused by the Cooks sudden interrogation blurts out "-Because i like you, you swirly brained moron!"
Sanji doesnt freak out right away about a guy having feelings for him, he barely even reacts to the fact that Zoro just confessed to him - hes too overcome with relief that Zoro was just being nice because he did, in a way, just want something from Sanji. That is something he understands and can accept.
Which only pisses Zoro off. They get into another fight where Zoro argues that he didnt expect anything to come from his attempt to show his feelings, and Sanji scoffs saying that hes never known Zoro to not go after what he wants.
This somehow leads directly into another arguement where Sanji implies Zoro probably at least wanted a kiss as a reward for his good behaviour, where Zoro mocked that Sanji wouldnt even know how to kiss a man
Which leads directly to Sanji grabbing Zoro by the shoulders and kissing him passionately.
Zoro freezes for only a moment. Since the Cook started it, and this might be his only chance, Zoro wraps his hands around Sanjis hips and kisses him just as fiercely.
Sanji pushes him away with his eyes closed and head tilted back "Aw, shit," he groans, "i think i have feelings for you too."
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Danny got comfortable on the roof, leaning froward with anticipation.
A silent thump and a person slid next to him, Danny barely gave the red head a glance.
"Any reasons to be on the roof at night?"
He shushes the vigilante, eyes not leaving the spot. It has Roy crouching next to him, watching as well.
Out of nowhere, a vampire looking fella flew around wildly, not far behind a ginger woman on a hoverboard, flying after him.
The Lady is shooting lasers with deathly accuracy, the man (?) dodging barely. It had Arsenal hum at the show.
"That's my mom." Danny points at the lady. "The guy she's hunting keeps harassing me so she took matters into her own hands."
Cheshire Cat lands not far away from the two, head tilted with a silent question that had Roy nodding and she is leaping away to the next roof once more.
"Why not call the authorities?" He asks, appearing less tense and more friendly to the teen.
The kid whistles sharp with a grin before answering.
"Tried, unfortunately, he's super rich with influence and connection. So here we are." He shrugs.
While they watch the chaos a bit longer, Roy ignores the insisting buzzing from his comm, Cheshire Cat probably alarmed Oliver by now.
He looks up when Danny stands, stretching.
"What was your name again?" He quirks his brow with a smile.
"I don't remember telling you."
Roy rolls his eyes, joining the teen to his feet. "So?"
"Danny."
He steps off the roof before Roy can react, a shout building up, until he sees the kid sitting on the hoverboard of his mother, her hand ruffling his hair.
"See ya, Arsenal."
They're long gone when Arsenal huffs, laughing.
"Until next time, Danny."
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#fic prompt#writing prompt#dc x dp prompt#green arrow vame barelling in not even a second after#do whatever you want with this#i love roy#ofc hed allow some good old arson and maiming#cheshire cat watched and filmed from a different roof#yeah she got her dad freking out on 4k#is she gonna pester him about avting like a dad to the stranger?#absolutely#when she talks abt danny to other people she calls him her brother jokingly#danny appears more afterwards
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When I was thinking about my own headcanons for TLT, I realized that as the only other surviving "child", Ortus as the "older brother" probably had to keep the feral lesbians from killing each other with their teeth.
And of course being encouraged in his poetry by (probably) Gideon, to piss off Harrow.
(I just like how the three surviving children are two feral lesbians, and a mucusy poet.)
#tlt#ask#ortus nigenad#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#i do like that headcannon a lot esp when peeps write ortus like that in modern AUs n stuff#its cute to think hed try hes hardest to make them get along haha#but i will say in cannon they really did seem to not give much of a crap when buddy exploded LMAO#cannon ortus was probably too non confrontational to tell harrow and gideon off tbh#but in a better time i bet hed make a good older brother haha
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satoru's big cock bouncing uselessly against his tummy, leaving a pool of precum... his face and chest flushed so pretty.. strings of incoherent words leaving his lips.. wrists bound together above him... taking your cock so well.... oh how he'd love it when you coo at him, telling him he's such a good boy for knowing his place.... when your hand reaches for the base of his dick, it jumps in your hold, spilling his load on himself as you tell him that he never has to use it again... all he needs is your cock in his pretty little hole...
#oughhh hed go crazy when you tease him for not being able to fuck you good with his big cock :((#but its okay because youll take care of everything for him. he doesnt need to do a thing except lie back and look pretty#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen x you#jujutsu kaisen x reader#satoru gojo#UGH i hate tagging when its something like this but its for my blog organization..#satoru gojo x you#satoru gojo x reader#perce.doc#.jjkai
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