#heaved-said

[toranoya]

Working out!

@heaven-said

Archangel Gadreel floated down from the heavens, his wings a soft shimmer of light, and landed silently next to his twin brother, Gabriel. The fierce warrior angel was doing push-ups, each movement steady and deliberate, his muscular arms rippling with divine strength.

Gadreel, always the playful one, folded his wings and tilted his head, watching for a moment with a smirk. Then, without warning, he perched himself on his twin’s back, crossing his legs as if he were sitting on a cloud.

"Really, Gabby?" Gadreel teased, resting his chin on his hand. "Aren't your arms big enough yet? Don’t blame me when you outgrow your armor. You should have come last night, it was a fun party." Thus explaining why Gad's normally blond hair was multi-colored once again.

[ef-1]

look at the state of sport journalism dawg, he sucked on a lollypop with steeliness and determination??? oozing mental fortitude??? Autosport it's time to open up the schools

[laurents-secret-diary]

oh damen we're really in it now.mp4

[pifabo]

Not to cringepost about problematic old man yaoi, but upon my rewatch of The Gang Inflates.... errrr I'm gonna cringepost about problematic old man yaoi, sorry:(

Dennis, after finding out that Charlie has been hiding a secret room in his apartment, goes "So you truly have no reason to be sleeping with Frank???" before, immediatley (like SO immediatley), throwing out all of his furniture for literally no reason to share an inflatable couch-bed with his roomate while he experiences anaphylaxis.  What is WRONG with you.  When will you be NORMAL.

How, in that man's mind, does it make sense to ridicule Charlie for his behavior, while at the same time consciously and willingly choosing to do something EQUALLY if not MORE unnecessary in order to share a bed with his short-distance high-commitment long-term homosexual roomate.  Truly words cannot express how unecessary throwing out their furniture was.  Not to mention the fact they clearly had more inflatable furniture they could have blown up in order to sleep separatley.  It was a choice and a decision and on purpose. because he felt like it?? he wants to?? for fun???

Buddy don't throw stones from your glass closet.  YOU are the problem

[suusoh]

johan with a candid yet sincere reader who unintentionally says the most emotionally damaging things to him.

"Were you born because you were wanted?"

"Hell yeah I was! How about you? Did mama Liebert want you?"

[dumpsterfireofsubtext]

‘You’re too tall to have a breakdown. You look like a sad air dancer’ - Deadloch 01x06

Oh Deadloch how I love you...

[micahdotgov]

would anyone care if i killed myself.

[wulfhalls]

getting him next week <3

[thevaudevillescene]

I was dropping the check off at a table and the little girl, who had not spoken a word to me the entire time her family was there, said, “um, did you know that, um, that cats have 32 muscles in their ears?” I said, “oh yeah, so they can rotate their ears 180 degrees and move each ear separately so they can figure out exactly where a sound is coming from!” She was like :o and her mom said, “oh, you just became her new favorite person.” The little girl was practically bouncing in her seat and her mom said, “Go ahead, tell her another cat fact.” She said, “Do you…know how cats sweat?” I said, “that’s easy! They sweat from their paw pads!” She was like :O!!! This went on for a few minutes, we kept telling each other cat facts, then she made her mom show me pictures of their cats, Cheddar and Havarti, and i was like, “i LOVE cats named after food. Hang on,” and i pulled out my phone to show her a picture of Sushi and said, “This is Sushi, she’s my best friend.” The little girl was like, “WOW, she looks sooo fluffy and soft!” Then she looked at her mom and whispered, “mom, can i show her my drawings?” Her mom was like, “oh, I’m not sure, she might be busy…” i said, “no, I’m not busy, it’s okay, i wanna see!” This girl whipped a sketchbook out of nowhere and showed me so many really great drawings and i was like, “whoa, you’re super talented! These are seriously awesome.” The whole experience felt very much like I’d met myself as a child, because I was absolutely that little girl.

[imminent-danger-came]

The ways in which MK being there for his friends when they need him is framed as "good" while Azure being there for his friends when they need him is framed as "bad" (or at least grey) and the differences between both circumstances. It haunts me. It really does

[ef-1]

yeah F1 is cool but imagine a driver gets shunted and he bodily rips off his rear wing (Which fucking says "Race Against CRIME") as he's being swarmed by officials

And he just yeets it at the guy who shunted him

[ge]

ouugh... old, jaded tang bo who has locked himself up into his own corner of the family home. children of the tang family grew up with warnings to not go anywhere near his dwelling

this tang bo he saw how his family did nothing to help while his hyung-nim's sect was burnt down, how their sacrifice was rewritten and discarded by the ten great sects. in the position he was in, i actually think he would have gone mad with anger.... only when chung myung came back does he start going out again but he still treats everyone else coldly

(along with his smoking habit, he's also picked up another: constantly polishing that red plum blossom hair pin of his. its tips are chipped and the paint has faded. however, considering how old it was, it's a testament to its owner's reverent care that it can still serve its purpose)

(chung myung buys him a new one, but tang bo only does the same thing to the second)

UR SOO NUTS SAYING THIS TO MEEEEEE i literally think about this all thee fucking time ohh my days theres such a stark difference between a man mentally reincarnated just moments after his death, thrust into a new world with no time to adjust or settle vs a man who survived his death and had to live every single one of those long aching days alone and weary and aging and never finding a way to move on.. a man who lost everything and nothing, forming new bad habits to break the old, lighting incense for new tablets he can hardly stand to look at, locking himself away and becoming his families most revered recluse…

the worst part of tang bo survives the war au is that, like chung myung, he never expected for anyone to suddenly return from the dead for him (reincarnation is not real of course), except if he did, once, entertain the idea when he was still young and mourning and grieving and in the throes of denial, that desperate spark would have thoroughly been squashed as the days turned to months turned to years turned to decades turned to centuries and nobody came for him

[5eraphim]

i realize this is sus behavior on my part, but i dont have anyone to tell this to so it's going up on the horny writing sideblog,

i was hooking up with a buddy while visiting Austin a few weeks ago and accidentally had to much to drink (not technically a drink- it was room temp vodka straight up, i couldnt be bothered to make a proper cocktail and i sure as hell wasnt gonna bother him to help me)

and i remember getting freakydeaky for a few hours, then i convinced him to watch princess tutu with me (i really really wish i had taken a photo to savor the memory/prove i got a straight man to watch that show with me, but you just gotta take my word for it, im afraid)

i kinda blacked out halfway through the night and got jumpscared the next morning seeing the safari tab on my phone opened and THIS was what i had opened up + my browsing history from that night 😭

guys help i think i made things weird for him :((

[vcrnons]

DINO | sector 17 official photo shoot sketch

[stackslip]

im trying hard to watch wrestling and other shit rn bc im legit on the verge of a complete mental breakdown

[ihatethiswebsite77]

One thing I love about the episode "Tonsil Trouble" is that it showcases just how nonchalantly Cartman can mess with Kyle. Their entire trip, everything he does and says is so purposefully done to so he can watch Kyle malding. ESPECIALLY so in the "I'm not sure I'm HIV positive" scene.

Kyle is SO that one kid that is smart enough to know that someone is purposefully saying something to mess with him and get a reaction out of him, but dumb enough to continue arguing and getting pointlessly upset despite that.

When Cartman is going on his spiel about HIV in front of the airport guy, which he words in a way he knows will annoy Kyle.

Kyle just can't let shit go. He has to make sure this random ass guy knows that it's Cartman's fault, because that's just so in character of him. And by doing so he ends up saying something even more embarrassing for himself which in turn ends with him malding even more. And Cartman is just quietly watching.

In the other scene, Cartman doesn't even need to say anything, the announcer is saying it all for him, and Kyle will have the exact same reaction.

And what's funnier is that this litteraly continues into adulthood, with literally the exact same joke. Cartman purposely doing shit that he knows will annoy Kyle, Kyle malding, telling whoever is in the room something completely out of pocket because he is the only one that doesn't realize how it sounds because he needs everyone to know that Cartman is the asshole, and then he ends up making an ass out of only himself. (Litteraly word for word what happens in Post Covid)

And at Magic Johnson's house, even when Kyle starts yelling, Cartman keeps acting like he doesn't understand why Kyle is upset, while continuing to do the thing that is making Kyle upset. Because he knows that him acting innocent will piss Kyle off more than anything. And he is counting on the fact that Kyle is going to keep arguing, cuz like I said Kyle can't let shit go.

Like Cartman says in Imagination Land, "God damn it Kyle you've never walked away from anything in your life".

Both of them are relentless in their own way. And that makes their dynamic hilarious.