#heartbreak prince and all that

[blackmosscupcakes]

Also, loving Moonward as a demonstration that if you put actors into a TTRPG with NO rolls and NO rules where they decide almost everything that happens to their character and have complete control over their eventual fate, 3/4 of them will just straight up choose to have a dramatic emotive death scene

[wildfloweronwheels]

There is a video I found from back when I was three, you’re setting up a paint set in the kitchen and talking to me. I’m five years old, it’s getting cold, I’ve got my big coat on.  She said I was seven and you were nine, I looked at you like the stars that shine in the sky like pretty lights. I hit my peak at seven. I’m thirteen now and don’t know how my friends could be so mean.  At fourteen there’s just so much you can’t do and you can’t wait to move out one day and call your own shots. Cause when you’re fifteen and somebody tells you they love you, you’re gonna believe them. Good thing my daddy made me get a boating licence when I was fifteen.  Well, I was sixteen when suddenly I wasn’t that little girl you used to see. I’m crazier for you then I was at sixteen, lost in a film scene. Secret jokes all alone, sixteen and wild. Seventeen and crazy, running wild, wild. It’s like I’m seventeen, no one understands. I’m only seventeen, I don’t know anything but I know I miss you. How can a person know everything at eighteen but nothing at twenty two? Don’t you think nineteen’s too young to be played by your dark twisted games when I loved you so?  And I damn sure never would’ve danced with the devil at nineteen. It’s supposed to be fun, turning twenty one. I don’t know about you but I’m feeling twenty two. She’s still twenty three inside her fantasy. Oh, twenty five years old, oh how were you to know? Thirty two and still growing up now, who you are is not what you did. She said, I’ll be eighty seven, you’ll be eighty nine, I’ll still look at you like the stars that shine in the sky.

Every time Taylor Swift references an age in a song

[apollosbisexualass]

I like to think that Achilles, Hector and Patroclus are all sitting in Elysium laughing together whilst hurling rocks at Paris in the Fields of Punishment

[feelingtheaster99]

It is WILD to me that there were so many steps almost not taken that led to that final scene with Alphonse

First, Lou debated blowing up the trebuchet, but decided that would be awkward

Then, Pinocchio considers stopping to attack Alphonse himself but gets yelled at by the party because Alphonse is literally surrounded by enemies and he would be surrendering double moment to hurt someone doomed for death.

THEN Brennan decided to allow Pinocchio lighting a firework and giving it to Cricket as an object interaction

Pib gives Alphonse the help action and he fails his save. At FIRST, Pinocchio admits he was going to use his Master of Destiny reaction to MAKE him fail so he’s all good. But FINALLY upon hearing Pib say Alphonse is the only person from his town who’s still alive, Pinocchio feels bad and uses the ability help save Alphonse and he fucking rolls a Nat 20

And that Nat 20, guys gals and non-binary pals, is what allows a Cricket aiming a firecracker at a rocket to kill many tiny people and break a curse, turning a mule back into a prince

[cametotheshowinsd]

Miss Americana & the Heartbreak Prince (1989) dir. Taylor Swift ✘ They whisper in the hallway, "she's a bad, bad girl."

[imperatorrrrr]

Everyone talking about how Jack was looking at his girl off camera with heart eyes, I just wanna point out he was doing the same at Nico during an interview at the NHL Awards 🥰

dude same. same.

and now we have another one for the collection, Jack smiling at Nico during Nico’s postgame.

this is fucking love, baby.

[books-books-smolderinglooks]

An unexpected kiss from the boy he loves, who he thought had moved on.. Wille can't believe it, did this really happen? The joy, the excitement, the relief, the hope, all the love he's feeling.. after that unbelievable kiss. 💜❤️

For @plantbasedfish - a happy Wille! 🥰

[my-cabbages-gorl]

Another one bc my obsession with angsty zukaang can never be satisfied lol

Scene from the fic No Choice by @chocomd / @theavatarandthefirelord that has a vice grip on my heart

[sageandred]

Some of my faves ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 🏳️‍🌈

🖤 Bonus -

🖤 I ofc couldn't not include this bi yapper! Somehow Alex from RWRB doesn't really wear red. But it's ok, because it reminded me of Sweden's former Crown Prince! His unlabeled sexuality is so important and I'm so so glad it remained throughout the show.

[andiwriteordie]

the heartbreak prince | part 5/6: it’s you and me.

“I wanted to tell you something that night,” Mike confesses. “And I – I almost did. But to be honest with you… I was still scared back then… still so unsure of… of everything, I think. I almost told you something else… but I didn’t.”

Will swallows the lump in his throat, staring back at Mike in silence for a moment that feels like an eternity. Then, his gaze flickers down to Mike’s lips, lingering there for another eternity, before he finally looks up and meets Mike’s eyes once more. “Okay,” he whispers back, a hesitant smile tugging at his own lips. “So… tell me now then.”

Or:

In the days leading up to their wedding, Mike and Will take a step towards something real—together.

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byler wedding byler wedding byler wedding byler wedding byler—

last full length chapter of thp today, folks! we’ve just got the epilogue left, and it’s been such a fun fun journey sharing this story with all of you! i hope you enjoy lots of fluffy byler kisses, their first official date, a wedding, and maybe some stonathan thrown in there too.

[lemonprick]

lord forbid i have narnia thoughts at midnight when i’m supposed to be studying but here goes

so remember how at the end of prince caspian, all the telmarines chose to return to their homeland? which is Earth, since the telmarines were descended from some pirates that got into narnia through some rare gateway? let’s say they return to Earth’s modern times (modern for the books, at least.)

i raise you- telmarines somehow finding their way to england and getting enrolled in boarding school only to be roommates with the kings and queens of narnian old. cue narnia-telmar shenanigans

peter, at a biology lesson: weren’t you one of the guys who tried to kill caspian

telmarine child: in my defense, i was drafted at sixteen and didn’t know what was going on

peter: fair point, pass the pencil sharpener

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telmarine child, snickering: queen susan! what a surprise to see you here among the peasants

susan, stil staring at her history paper: i may or may not have watched your father and uncles drown at the fords of beruna

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edmund, dangling upside down from the top bunk: what do you mean you had a crush on my sister

telmarine child at the bottom bunk: there was this book of old narnian tales at the library before miraz had them confiscated, i thought she was fictional and the illustrations were really nice

edmund: still, it’s weird considering she’s a thousands years older than you

telmarine child: you're a thousand years older than me

edmund: which is why you should let me copy tomorrow’s essay

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lucy, post-dawn treader: isn’t your dad lord restimar

telmarine child: yeah, but i haven’t seen him since he left for the lone islands when i was six

lucy: one of the seven lost lords, right

telmarine child: ..one of the seven what

(voyage of the dawn treader context: lord restimar was one of the lords who sailed to the east and went missing, lucy and co found him drowned in a pool on deathwater island and turned into gold)

anyways, a lot of comedic potential here

[prosebushpatch]

In my humble opinion, the successful retellings of Snow White take the relationship between Snow and the Wicked Queen and really dig into why the queen is so desperate to be beautiful and why Snow is still the fairest because of her kindness.

My favorite examples of this are Gail Carson Levine's Fairest, and the movie Red Shoes and the Seven Dwarves. In both of these retellings, Snow White is conventionally unattractive. And how society views Snow White in these stories is drastically different from how they view the Wicked Queen. There is a privilege to being beautiful. Both Snow White and the Wicked Queen know this. But the Wicked Queen will do anything to have that privilege--that power--over her subjects. Whether it's to use her beauty to manipulate people or because she's desperate for love is what makes her such an interesting character. Snow White, on the other hand, gets a taste of how people would treat her if she was conventionally attractive, at least in these stories. And when she realizes that people are finally able to appreciate her or praise her or HELP HER because of her looks, she's forced to ask herself the question whether she'll choose to keep being "beautiful" or if she'll go back to being herself because society's definition of beauty isn't worth the cost.

Snow White and the Wicked Queen are foils. They represent how conventional beauty standards can pressure woman and pit them against each other. They represent how a mother, related by blood or not, can become jealous because the simple act of growing older makes her less attractive than her daughter in society's eyes and that means she's going to be treated differently as a result.

All this to say, if you turn Snow White's story into Snow White becomes a "Strong Independent Female Who Doesn't Need Any Prince And Is Growing Into the Leader She was Born to Be" then you lose that commentary about what true beauty is. You lose the chance to ask what makes someone the fairest and why. If you aren't asking why the Wicked Queen wants to be the fairest to the point of having a huntsman cut out a child's heart, then you're missing out on the entire point of the fairy tale.

[thelov3lybookworm]

Sorry this is a stupid question but who is Jack? Are they from a series? Which one?

ooh yes

Jacks is my Evangeline's husband future husband (hopefully)

Jacks is the apple eating scoundrel

He is the villain, even in his own story

Mans is also very handsome

Jacks is from the 'once upon a broken heart series', and its final book is coming out October 24th

He was first mentioned in the second and third book of 'Caraval' series, and I feel like reading ouabh after caraval will make more sense, as I read it that way too

Also, I don't think that's a stupid question! I'm so glad you asked!

[9w1ft]

is the film going to be named Taylor Swift The Eras Tour? yes. should the fact that she opens up the tour with this particular song mean that she should actually name the film Heartbreak Prince? also yes.