my grandmother lost 150+lbs on the keto diet (also after a gastric bypass or smthn like that) and she’s managed to maintain the same weight over the last decade, give or take ~30lbs… she’s always dieting somehow and i like to take it upon myself to always give her a chocolate or a treat or smthn when i visit. i support her with this but *one* thing will not hurt and it makes her happy!
Kevin after some point gets sick of Andrew’s poor eating habits
So he decided to pull a my mom (health junkie) and create sweets healthy
He makes these frozen chocolate peanut butter bites made with Cacau powder, peanut butter, very small amount of sugar and coconut oil
(My mom makes these and although they’re healthy they are literally so delicious )
But he doesn’t just make them he goes the extra mile and has packaging made so they look like store bought sweets (including a fake ingredient list that marks the sugar percentage as something Andrew would consume)
But Andrew is not stupid
He knows he nor Neil bought them
He also knows Kevin wouldn’t purchase something with that high of a sugar percentage
So he doesn’t eat them
Kevin realizes this and confronts Andrew
That causes Andrew to buckle down harder
Thus for the rest of their time as roommates Kevin is trying to make something that looks and tastes unhealthy but is healthy and Andrew refusing to eat any food made by Kevin without him directly watching the process of cooking it.
Neil find the whole thing hilarious and is constantly throwing off Kevin plans
He just finds it funny to make Kevin mad
years later after college at a family gathering (they happen every couple months)
Kevin brings the ingredients to make unhealthy cheese cake
He makes them while Andrew watches
And for the first time since there sophomore year Andrew eats Kevin’s cooking
(Unrelated but because of this Kevin becomes a decent cook)
• 🍫 1/2 cup dark chocolate chips (or chopped dark chocolate)
• 🍯 1/4 cup honey or maple syrup
• 🥛 1/4 cup almond milk (or any milk of your choice)
• 🧂 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 🌿 A pinch of sea salt
• 🍓 Fresh berries or mint leaves for garnish (optional)
Instructions:
1. Melt the chocolate:
• In a microwave-safe bowl, melt the dark chocolate chips in 20-second intervals, stirring after each interval until fully melted. Alternatively, you can melt the chocolate in a double boiler on the stove.
2. Blend the avocados:
• Cut the avocados in half, remove the pits, and scoop the flesh into a blender or food processor. Blend until smooth and creamy.
3. Combine ingredients:
• Add the melted chocolate, honey or maple syrup, almond milk, vanilla extract, and a pinch of sea salt to the blender with the avocado. Blend until all ingredients are well combined and the mixture is smooth and creamy.
4. Chill the mousse:
• Transfer the mousse into serving bowls or glasses. Cover and refrigerate for at least 30 minutes to allow the flavors to meld and the mousse to set.
5. Serve:
• Before serving, garnish with fresh berries or mint leaves if desired.
6. Enjoy:
• Serve chilled and enjoy your rich and creamy Chocolate Avocado Mousse!
making a fursona is fun but getting to retire an old traumatized time capsule of yourself and make a new, happy, grown version of yourself is so fuckin nice.