#headcaonnons

[whackk-kermitt]

Loving Loki

Genre: Headcaonnons Warnings: Baby girl is traumatized, and just needs some love.

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He absolutely adores his darling.

Even more absolutely takes a little too long to believe your affections are genuine.

As soon as the 'L' word leaves your lips he's putty in your hands.

He loves that you're interested in his magic.

Entertains you with his tricks and mischief.

If you were to join him while he's reading, he'll start to read out loud so you can enjoy the book too. even restart the whole thing if need be.

His royal majesty has never cooked a day in his life, but if you're hungry he'll figure something out.

Wrapping you up in his cloak when you're cold.

Touch starved baby!

He just wants you to hold him and tell him you love him.

He'd listen to you say "I love you" over and over for hours if you'd let him. He loves the sound of it.

He'll cry if you cry, but only when you're alone together.

Otherwise, he's assuming someone in the vicinity is to blame and will glare at everyone and plot murder.

Teasing and bickering.

Need I say more.

As soon as he found out he was a Frost Giant he ran to you, too afraid to touch you but oh did he cry.

Low-key thought you'd want nothing to do with him after he told you.

Yet you embraced him anyway, and he'll treasure you forever for that.

He'll turn blue anytime you ask to see it.

He thinks he's hideous like that, but if you think it's cute in some weird way, he doesn't mind letting you indulge.

Can you say spoiled?

Cause you should.

Cause you are.

The finest Asgardian fashion? Yours.

The most excellent literature? Yours.

The most delectable foods? He will feed you himself.

You are his peace.

Nothing hurts him when he's in your arms.

Sometimes it's his turn to be the little spoon.

Don't be selfish!

His ego is big, but it gets bigger when you're next to him.

He loves being the only one you dance with at parties, all the eyes admiring you while yours are all on him.

Trust issues, yes, but for you only he had no problem apologizing when he's the one who messes things up and goes too far.

Super jealous and protective.

He wants you to himself, is that too much to ask?

He's a soft lover at heart, but tease him enough and you'll be in for it.

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Might add more later. I'm sleepy, goodnight.

•Kermitts Masterlist•

[marsoid]

Hi there, I just finished Long Exposure and I was wondering if it's weird I headcaonnon Jonas as transmasc? Either way, loved the comic and I'm gonna start Ride or Die when I get a chance.

Mama C

Headcanon whatever u want always forever

[the-real-couchrat]

One of my favorite things to do when I don’t have much inspiration or when I’m stuck in art block, is to draw a character’s base, and then doodle them outfits on higher layers. The point isn’t to look good, just to practice clothing, colors, and fashion. I made an Alcor one last week, but never posted it bc I went camping (I got back today, and last night I went to sleep looking at the Big Dipper, bc we took the rain-tarp-thing off)

Some notes on the following doodles:

these were made for fun, not to look good

I messed up the heels on the base drawing, so all of them look funky for a while

I got most of the outfits from Nyahallo on Pinterest

I headcaonnon that severe and extreme bindings can leave burn scars, so I tried to draw them on

I gave him gold blush

I had recently watched the newest episode of TADC (candy carrier chaos at the time I’m posting this) so I did in fact give him a bubble pipe

I drew his base with pigtails to see what they would look like, and it wasn’t different enough for me to bother changing them to a ponytail, so I just left them

I only wear hoodies, so my own fashion sense is very limited

Enjoy!

Images below the cut

And one with a face sketch that I did for practice

I think the one above and the rose dress are my favorites

[pigeon-wizard]

ohhh yessssss! i love the idea of demi-ace/aro Steven. i have more too add!

6. Clemont, the first season of the anime that i watched was X & Y and there's this whole running gag about Bonnie trying to get Clemont a wife because he can’t take care of himself and like every time he totally dismisses the idea of getting a wife (or even a girlfriend) to the point where i feel it goes beyond just not wanting a wife because he’s too young. gay/ace Clemont is a headcannon i hold close to my heart. if I was better at writing essays i would probably write and essay on this. also asexual mad(?) scientist, or inventor in this case i guess, type is very fun.

7. Guzma. ya’ know the ‘vinny the ace, the asexual gangster’ post? that energy. that's what i’m thinking of.

Top10 most asexual characters in pokémon

Number 1: Morty (literally have all the colors, like ?? Yeah he's definitely ace)

so true, ace king

2. uhhhhhh gosh i just got up i'll need to think on this more. Olympia? i mean she can see like, all time and space or whatever, so i doubt she cares about sex tbh. (also space ace hell yeah)

3. Piers, his top priorities are supporting his family (aka just Marnie), music, and pokémon battling. and if that isn't a big mood then i don't what is. rejecting amatonormativity is very punk.

[ghoultrifle]

Do you have any headcaonnons for the ghouls celebrating Yule?

hi anon i'm so sorry it's christmas eve and i haven't had many thoughts sajdfhlkhds i have had regressed ghouls thoughts so i may just leave you with them and hope you vibe with it <3 (also i'm sorry if yule isn't quite the same as christmas, i'm not really sure exactly how it differs <3)

it's little phantom's first yule topside and they're so excited they can barely contain themselves !! they're up at 4am and mountain has to run out and stop them before they rip open all the presents shdlfkjhd when they're finally allowed to open their gifts they find lots of cool toys and even a tricycle like copia has :))

tiny dew is having a ball watching everyone else open their presents :)) he's sat on swiss' knee and when it's his turn to open presents, aurora gives him a hand <3 he gets a djungelskog that he immediately snuggles up with !!

little rainy gets lots and lots of books. most of them are for learning all about the ocean and the creatures that live in them !! (stealing @coffeeghoulie's hc that aether's love language is reading out loud to say that aeth is the one who reads through the books with rainy when he's struggling to sound out the words of the funky lil fishies)

oh and they all get matching pyjamas courtesy of omega <3

[sordid-dog]

more orphan bird!

kinda just a ref for the mask and stuff and a few headcaonnons. It's hard to read so:

Vultures have grabbing claws on the bend of their wings. They must consume certain inorganic materials to create fuel for their jetpack thingies idk

So like. they straight up eat bombs. delicious

and they have legs, they're more useful when they're young and can't fly well, eventually they shrink in adulthood and they usually fly or use their wings to move

Masks are made from eggshell. A piece is broken off in a pup's face and stays with an adhesive. These do not grow back, but can be stuck on again, so vultures must avoid damaging them. I think Vultures have extreme face blindness idk

last but not least: vulture pups have fluff :33

[leffee]

Oh oh a fanfic or headcaonnons about dr. Sunil and nurse Vinnie!!?

You know what? You're getting both :]. The fic is here, a simple domestic piece:

Please do keep in mind for headcanons but mostly for that fic that my knowledge about nurses, doctors and working in a hospital in general is very limited. Now, a few headcanons for our indulgence:

Sunil sometimes gets summoned to the hospital outside his working hours, namely when there's a really urgent situation that requires more doctors than are there at that moment. Vinnie used to go with him (for moral support since he's not really able to do anything himself), but he soon realized that it would be much more useful if he stayed home and took care of some chores that in other case Sunil would have to worry about once he came back home. He'll usually buy or prepare a snack for when Sunil's back

Vinnie still does have his fear of needles in this AU, however, his desire to work in the same field as Sunil was stronger. You could say his fear lessened because of something akin to an exposure therapy since nurses do lots of injections but also because he finds injecting needles into others much easier than having them injected into himself

if they get any sort of gifts from grateful patients or their family members/friends they cherish them forever. If they get snacks though they will usually eat them as soon as they're out of sight. Working in the hospital can definitely be stressful and a tiny indulgence is greatly welcomed whenever possible

children are simultaneously Sunil's most and least favourite patients he treats. Favourite, because in a way it's simpler to communicate with a kid (for him) than with adults whom he has to get very detailed with and explain everything about their condition to them. With kids he doesn't though, but of course he has to do that with their parents

it might be obvious, but after a good while of working in such place they both got quite callous towards the topic of people dying or suffering from diseases or injuries. Sunil's witnessed it more than Vinnie, but he's also more sensitive, so they're both on pretty much the same level of that indifference. That doesn't mean they're assholes to grieving families or anything, they know when to be empathetic, but the truth is that neither feels much of anything in such case after years of witnessing people regularly dying around them

There you go, I hope you enjoy both.

[hongjoongpresent]

my headcaonnon for you is ur gender is just assorted screaming noises

You are actually correct. I just yell all day

[lupusstellasblog]

Drarry headcannon

Ok imagine this, there are two lovers, Harry and Draco. Both of them know a language the other does not. Harry knows Parseltongue and Draco knows French. Both of them speak sweet nothings to each other in the respective languages, but the other doesn't understand what their lover is talking about. So secretly, both of them learn the others language in their free time. After months of practice, one night, in bed together, with no planning at all, they whisper sweet nothings to each other in the other person's language. This surprises both of them, and no doubt, they had one of the best nights they've ever had.

[omicrontheicequeen]

How many sparklings does Ice Queen have? Did she aide in their creation, or do they have no real relation?

Currently or in total over the centuries? O_o current;y she has 9 true hatchlings and 12 younglings [depending on the verse, @agitatedwarmachine​ has adopted a kidnapped Peddles that was taken by decepticons, and then surrendered to autobots so they wouldn’t get eaten by an angry colony].

Most of the crew on the Dreaded Wings’ is Icy’s. They were her hatchlings at some point. There’s a good chunk that aren’t, like the insecticons and some predacons and bots picked up from different dimensions. 

The way I have it with Icy, being a ‘primal predacon’ (tfp-ish / aliened based), her ‘biology’ is alike to a komodo dragon. 

--Where if needed a female, if she swims to a new island and there’s no males she can reproduce a sexually and the whole clutch won’t be related to her.

-- Icy is alike to that, though very rarely does she ‘have’ to do a clutch with no mate- I try to keep it that those clutches are very small compared to her normal [3-5 sparklings instead of the 12-23 sparklings range], and the there’s more of a chance of maximals more then all predacons. Not as institutionally aggressive you can say. 

--Though even WITH a mate, I’m still doing it that most if not a whole ‘clutch’ of hatchlings/sparklings aren’t related to her, maybe one or two. Its because Primal predacons ARE extinct. Ice Queen, Scourge and Skybite are a fluke chance [survived in deep stasis as ‘eggs’ until modern times], and those like Predaking, Skylynx and Darksteel are clones with likely some modern tech/aid from Shockwave. 

With only growing up with two other predacons, there’s a base instinct I guess that was triggered or something was flipped in Icy’s frame, that makes the clutches independent from her, and each other, not including rare siblings so later on once they are grown there’s the primal chance of more mates, or they can bond/mate with each other. Icy doesn’t though, she’s not interested.

*GASPS*

That’s a lot of rambling XD and here is a little more.

As for aiding in their creation, yes, that’s a whoooole other ramble. but yes, she does, there’s three ways she can make new sparks. In the basics Icy goes into a ‘factory mode’ to help produce the frames of the sparklings as well as the sparks. The frame making is harder and takes longer, but the sparklings would hav ehte best chances. Most of the sparklings have a protective shells ‘eggs’ once they leave Icy’s frame, its filled with an extremely concentrated mix of nanites and energon so they can hatch on their own time. Some sparklings are in robot mode, others are in beast mode and have to grow to a point where parts are fully formed to transform. 

Does that makes sense? I’m tired

~Omie

[dreaming-of-stories-i-wont-write]

Carl Gallagher x Male! reader head-cannons

Carl Gallagher x (new boy) male! reader head cannons

Your family just moved from California to Southside Chicago because it was cheaper, and one of your mothers had just found a new job. You had been there for about a month when you suddenly had all attention drawn onto you. Because of one asshole popular jock jumping you then trying to be homophobic, failing, and getting his ass kicked by you. 

That's mainly what drew Carl in your direction, he liked your fighter spirit

The first time you two met was the day after the fight

You had gone up to him because you two had been paired on a school project together

“So, hey, I-um-i’m Y/n and we are um paired on the project together and i was wondering if we could meet after school today to um work on it?”

He smiled faintly because you kept stammering and looking up at him  like he was a Greek god, he thought it was kind of adorable the way you could just get flustered from being around him

You guys had ended up doing it at his house because your mom was currently working from home and you didn't want to disturb her

You two had worked on the project for about two hours before the majority of his siblings had started coming home and doing their usual disruptive things

You two had continued to meet every week for the next few months and had eventually developed a very strong relationship as friends

But both of you had hopelessly also fallen for each other as cliche as it is

Ian was the first to approach Carl about it

Carl came right out and told him he liked you and immediately Ian supported the crush and wanted to help in every way possible

Ian thought it was adorable how nervous Carl seemed about the thought of losing you because of a crush so he offered to talk to you for him

Ian had approached you very smoothly while Carl had been out and you were at the Gallagher’s early and waiting in their shared room

“Hey, Y/n, I was wondering if you had a boy you had set your eyes on yet, I mean you have been here for a few months now”

You hadn't noticed what he was doing and faintly started describing who it was and Ian had realized that you felt the same as Carl and smirked

Ian had told Carl as soon as he got home and Carl wouldn't stop smiling and thinking of different ways to ask you out

Finally two weeks later he did it simply while you guys were hanging out at his house 

You had stared at him in disbelief for about five minutes before shouting yes in a high pitch voice and tackling him off of his bed and onto the floor while hugging him

You two were really happy together and soon became official after a few dates

The whole Gallagher clan were super supportive of Carl having a boyfriend

Your family also loved the idea of you being happy so they supported it all the way

Anyone who didn't soon either faced you or Carl’s wrath

You two were/are perfectly content with your fluffy relationship

[magicalshitposts]

Some fun Robbie HCs (Some realistic to game, some not)

Really wants to communicate with monsters, specifically Lizalfos

Music plays in his head 24/7 and he knows all the words. It's like a full on playlist up there

Dances to nothing. He could be in a silent room and it doesn't matter

Also never cares if people are starting or judging, man plays by his own vibe and no one’s taking that away.

Interrupts Impa constantly cuz it really pisses her off.

He is the first two lines of ‘verbatim’

Really good at chess. (Owns a Mario chess set because I do and projection)

Good at critical thinking games in general.

Has a killer scar over his right eye

Makes all of his goggles and other sheikah accessories by hand

Gets really funny with the type of clothes he wears, doesn't like wearing a lot of them

Has an obsession with cats. On a birthday nobody knows what to get him so they all get him these dumb cat pens, Purah get’s him a cat pen pot to hold all his cat pens.

When he gets cats, he takes pictures of them and link to put around his workspace

Favourite types of cats are mangy aggressive ones

Discussed with my dad and came to the conclusion he names all his cats ‘Mr. ---’ regardless of gender. (and I mean everyone of them.)

Really good at multiple instruments. especially guitar.

Slaps at rhythm games, has pretty much all perfect scores on Project Diva

Knows how to fucking party (i.e. gets rlly high and drunk on weekends)

He and Purah have a hate song on King Roahm (its as embarrassing as you think it is)

Asks everyone their pronouns when they first meet and asks certain homophobes every time they meet.

Kids love him and Purah as they ‘look cool’

He loves teaching kids about guardians, when he comes across a child who’s genuinely interested in them, he will defend them with his life

Can't spell piece.

[mister-lady]

Janus and Matt were sitting on the couch together watching whatever show they could find on the tv. It was a rather relaxing, yet slow day for them.

 Matt was subconsiouly playing with his hoodie strings on his jacket. He gave several glances at Janus's gloves, wanting to feel them. He completely swooned and feel in love everytime Janus had touched him with his gloves cause he absolutely loved the texture and softness of the gloves. He really wanted to grab his gloves and feel them but got stupidly nervous, not sure at how Janus might react. 

As if the snake could read his mind, he held out a hand infront of Matt as if he was offering it to him.

Matt's breath hitched, "Huh?" 

"You were staring at my hands for the past few minutes like you wanted to hold it" Janus teased.

With out thinking Matt immediately blustered out, "I dont wanna hold your hands!", quickly regretting what he said and remembering he could tell when someone lies and got quickly flustered.

"Oh really?~ If you say soo.." Janus placed his hand back in his lap with a sly smirk.

"Wait no I did- I mean I- uuggHHh" Matt groaned and layed his head back on the couch.

"What? I'm just doing what you asked"

"Shut up you're stupid"

"Mhmm."

Matt glared at Janus's gloves and crossed his arms. 

Janus chuckled and sighed "Okay, okay, I'll quit teasing you" 

Janus carefully reached out and unfolded Matt's arms and gently grabbed his hands and held it. Matt was a flustered mess and froze up a bit not sure of what to do. He could barely hold eye contact with Janus and the few times he did glance up at Janus, Janus had a very wide smirk plastered across his face, he knew very well what he was doing to Matt. 

Matt muttered a curse under his breath, his face was as red as ever. After a few minutes of that Matt manage to gain his composure and carefully stroked his thumbs over Janus's gloved hands. Matt adored the texture of his gloves and caressed his hands and turned his hands and rubbed and palms and played with each individual finger. He rubbed his full hands up and down the gloves and was entirely loving the texture and just being able to feel his hands. Janus was slightly blushing at the feeling of Matt rubbing his hands. 

Matt continued to rub Janus's hands for a good while and could honestly keep doing it for a long while if he could. He turned Janus's hands so the palm was facing upwards and held his hands for a little while in peace. Both their cheeks stayed red for the whole time they were doing this. 

"You have very nice hands…" Matt muttered just loud enough for Janus to hear.

"You've only felt my gloves though" 

"Yea but your gloves are on your hands"

"...If you want to feel my hands you can"

"W-wait really? You sure?"

"Course, I trust you"

Matt was stunned, but certainly wasn't going to deny the offer. Matt carefully unbuttoned Janus's gloves and slowly took them off. He kept giving Janus small glances to make sure he was okay with it. He carefully grabbed Janus's hands and held them. He quickly got butterflies in his stomach and had a small giggling fit over it. 

"You're cute" Janus flirted.

"Shut up" Matt couldn't help but smile and blush more at the compliment.

"You're hands are cold"

"Well maybe you shouldn't make me nervous"

"Nervous??"

"Well not nervous!!!! You just…. Are really pretty and its your fault"

"Thank you I suppose" 

Matt admired Janus's hands and carefully ran his fingers over the scales on his hands and gave small pecks over his hands.

"You're too much sometimes" Janus sighed.

"I know you love me" Matt giggled.

"I really do" 

[the-worst-fe-player]

I mean 2 months late but cool.

[femcel404]

Batfam as my trademark jokes/sayings

Bruce: *arms wide open* I EMBRACE DEATH WITH OPEN ARMS! / Fleetwood Mac is my will to live! Fuck you, family!

Dick: but do I gotta? / Fuck there's no fucking food in this fucking house of fuckness! FUCK!

Jason: Ooooooh will it kill me? LETS FIND OUT! *joyful smile and arm swing* / Sewing needles are my revenge plan. Nobody wants to wrong me.

Tim: My blood is caffeine, and I lost a lot last night so could you kindly FUCK OFF while I drink my shitty vanilla latte? / Pancakes are flat because they fell from heaven

Damian: I AM THE SPAWN OF SATAN AND I BRING WITH ME *cue Davros from doctor who voice* THE DESTRUCTION OF REALITY ITSELF! / I swear to fucking god I will rip out your teeth and boil them

Cass: ooh boy do I know some tracheas that need smashing today / Imma go watch TV so can you please leave right now

Steph: I'm surrounded by idiots! / It's SKYNET!

[zarinaa113]

Every big hole in media now automatically leads to The Hidden World. Sorry I don't make the rules