#headcannon?

[mortallyatomicmoon]

ok so Joey is canonically hot. Like, Madge thinks he’s hot, Cybill thinks he’s hot, Pam thinks he’s at least somewhat attractive (in one of the shorts he asks her how she’s doing and she seems charmed), and now Amber. And I mean we all heard what Nicole called him in the short with Amber (joke or not she still called him that). As far as I can tell no other character has been hit on by that many other characters.

that’s all. I have no real point. Just something I noticed. Lol

[hattyhimself]

i think super macho man would play dress to impress unironically and be super competitive about it ngl. like he’s genuinely SO MAD when he doesn’t get top 3

[shadowcats4]

Yknow I bet Alec can't even swim. Like not at all. He couldn't doggy paddle to save his life.

The last time he probably touched any kind of water that was deep enough to swim in was when he was like three years old

[randomnerd737]

intrulogical but Logan is the one constantly trying to get Remus to do something with him. it started when Logan realized Remus wasn't going to leave him alone, because bothering people with his presence was just the dukes nature. Logan then decides that because they are not real, he has no way of getting rid of Remus, so the best solution is to become best friends with Remus, so interacting with him would be more barrable. this leads to Logan inviting Remus to do stuff with him, like a book club or doing mildly unethical/ dangerous science experiments together, and the whole time Remus is confused by the fact that anyone would willingly hang out with him. this leads them to become the most dynamic duo in the mind palace.

[resident-gay-bitch]

sirius would fall first for james - the second he sees his bright sunshine smile with a big front tooth gap he’d be smitten blushing red and getting hearts in his eyes

james would realise he has a crush on sirius the first time sirius opens up about how cruel his mother is and how worried he is about leaving reggie at home alone all year like that - he’d hold onto sirius and want to protect him with every fibre in his body

they’re both first years, eleven and twelve when they get their crushes.

they’re both third years, awkward teenagers with voices that crack and an abnormal amount of body hair they freak out about together, when they realise they’re in love with the other.

it’s not till they’re twenty one, and sirius is cradling james’ lifeless body that he tells him he’s the only person sirius has ever loved

it’s not till sirius is thirty three and looking across the dark street at a boy with james’ face and a trunk beside him, waiting for the knight bus, that sirius lets himself weep for the first time since that night, about the man he lost twelve years ago

[ultimatejunkofan]

God self loathing Junko is such a brainworm of mine. So many people just see her as a narcissistic psychopath but to me she is truley sekf loathing, she hates herself and everything she is stuck hurting people clisest to her, she cant trust anyone and nobody can trust her cause anyonevwho does ebds up dead or worse. Like a wild aninal backed into a corner lashing out at the world that cursed her with this hopeless fate. Her cry/laughing in zero really is duch a moment i replay in my mind a bunch,in my eyes that was the moment she truly gave into despair/her "Junko" form knowing the only person sge could love couldn't fix her or live with her as she was.

She isnt someone who turned her back on hope abd chose despair, shes someone who hope avoided lije a plague and she decided if she had to live in this hopeless existence she didnt want to exist like that and decided to tear the world apart, show them even a fraction of the despsir she was in. THH was her final act of defiance, in my mind sge went in kniwing sge would die and was set to go out in the most extravagant way possible

Is she justified? God no, she was a monster who decided if she couldn't feel hope that nobody else should. But is she just a mindless psycho? No, it was just another of her masks to protect her true self

[magma-frog0]

I want to believe that Leon is a really good cook and whenever it’s summer he barbecues and wears those stupid aprons with dad sayings on them. Please don’t argue me on this because the more I think about it the more it’s true.

THIS ESPECIALLY APPLIES TO DEATH ISLAND LEON

[lucifer-the-fetus-eater]

based on soldier's bilbo baggins domination lines and his constant references to sun tzu i like to think he really enjoys books but no one ever taught him how to read very well so he absorbs like the gist of it and the rest is made up

[fruitsoxs]

No thoughts just wolfwood being absolutely exhausted and falling asleep, so you take off his glasses and he mumbles "I'm awake" before immediately dropping his head down and passing out

[wasabithealien]

Do you guys think that Emmy and Dr. Danner may be somewhat related? Same race, same love for plants..I can’t remember much but I know that Alice didn’t go to the kindergarten 2 school but Ron and Madison did. MAYBE Emmy went to the kindergarten 2 school before the new kids and then when the new kids came she actually got moved around and not tested on and stuff because she’s Dr. Danners niece. Idk how she got a whole entire garden in a few days though. If there’s something that makes this wrong, pls tell me!

[technicallymaximumkitty]

back on my BS from the last post but who are the other parents?

ok like the AK kids "son of cinderella and prince charming" "daughter of sleeping beauty and prince phillip"

but the VS kids "daughter of the evil queen . . ." "son of jafar . . ."

and like, it doesn't make sense. there aren't normies on the isle just the villains and a group with inflated egos would probably want their kids to say both their names but mal is the only one who's "daughter of maleficent AND hades" and that took until three movies to get to. and it's not like they can make a clone or whatever because magic doesn't work on the isle, that's a well know fact.

(disney playing the stereotype of 'kids in bad neighborhoods don't know both parents' and i for one, don't like it and am rather disgusted/disappointed. you had one job disney)

like i understand most villains don't have a love canonically so you have to jump through several crackship hoops to make it possible (and dip your toes into polyamory perhaps *gasp* the scandal! *sarcasm*)

my theory? the beast demands that every villain have an offspring- like enforces it as a law. why? he says 'balance to the system' or whatever but is really just riding that high of being crowned king. the villains at first are like, no L+ratio+don't want to+never followed the rules before why start now+you can't make me+probably queer, until things start getting more serious (read propaganda and not so subtle threats) until everyone throws their hands up and goes 'ugh fine, guess there is no way out of it' most villians don't want to get tied down so it's more so and 'under the table let's never talk about it again' deal and everything is fine and dandy until the best goes 'oops' because now innocent children are being raised on the isle for crimes they didn't commit 'ah well' the beast says 'kids fix everything, right?'

it's not perfect but it's something, right?

[asimplehamster]

I've heard that there is a Chinese superstition about giving sharp objects like scissors or knives because it can mean the ending of a relationship(cutting ties).

I can only imagine Hua Cheng agonizing over how to give Xie Lian some swords he is sure he will like. So his thought process is what if I give him a room in my house there is no way he can possibly think I don't want him around. And like message received Xie Lian was thrilled. But also so funny that he immediatly burnt it down.

[randomnerd737]

Logan has big feelings and he thinks they're very mean

[stinger-shot]

Do you think decepticons playfight and bite eachother?

[barrackspredator]

in my head Gaz has the sweetest relationship with a soft gal who calls him Kylie as a nickname