#headcannon shenanigan that probably happens for real

[naradivision]

Miraitabi as Among Us

inspired by @naha-division & @sapporo-division

[ more shenanigans below because it’s oddly therapeutic ]

*Miraitabi members are playing the [Among Us] game with Yuuya’s clubmates*

*There are 5 crewmates left and 2 imposters are still at large*

Saigo: Listen you damn brats, Asahi-kun’s body has been found. One question: who killed him?

*everyone stays silent in awe*

Saigo: I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Yuuya: I did, I ki—

Saigo: No, no, I know you didn’t. What do you think, K-kun?

K-kun: Don’t look at me. Look at S-chan!

S-chan: WHAT? And who allows you to add ‘-chan’ to my name? I didn’t kill him.

K-kun: Hmm? That’s super SUS. Aren’t you the first one who reported his body?

S-chan: CCTV dumbass. I was in the security room.

K-Kun:  EHH still no alibi? Suspicious.

E-kun: If it matters— but it probably doesn’t. R-san was the last one I saw with Asahi-san.

R-chan: Liar! You’re with us too!! Isn’t it your idea for us to stick together!

E-kun: Then what were you doing in the room he died earlier??

R-chan:  I was doing my task of course!!

Yuuya: Okay guys, let’s stop fighting. I’m the one—

Saigo: No.

Saigo: WHO killed Asahi-kun?

*Silence again*

K-kun: …Saigo-san, H-kun has been awfully quiet.

H-kun: REALLY?!?! Kaichou (another victim who died before Asahi) has been killed earlier so can’t I just take some minutes to mourn for him??

*the sound of everyone arguing*

Saigo, uses a private talk to Yuuya:  Actually, I was the one who killed Asahi-kun. It was just too perfect timing for him to be there. Well, thank you for helping me eliminate those with more brains first.

Yuuya, on the private talk with Saigo:  I-I actually don’t know what to worry first between that I got chosen to be an imposter 3 times in a row or the fact that no one suspected me even if I tried giving them hints… My goodness, I feel bad for them.

Saigo:  I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with some knives and machete guns. Good. It was getting a little bit too chummy around here.

Yuuya: By the way, should we invite more people from other divisions next time?

[angelismmm]

hello! can you please write for liyue’s men (with like tartaglia/baizhu/scaramouche too) and their types? like what they look in a s/o and what kind of s/o they’d like/it would suit them best? thxxxxxx

⟢ my kind of woman ft. liyue men + tartaglia & scara ・synopsis. what kind of person are they into? or really who'd match them best? ・notes. yay jing yuan and blade theme my baes, anyways!! i love this sm ive rly wanted to write ab smth like this!! oh also this is really just my thoughts plus relationship headcannons :D ・warnings. suggestive , GN!READER. title is inspired by mac demarco's song :)

opposites attract, the olive theory, i like to believe that most lovers are usually the opposites of each other, or atleast disagree with something in a way. ・for zhongli, having to deal with childe and hu tao everyday, it isn't a breath of fresh air when it comes to an s/o that's overly affectionate and loud, not that he finds it annoying, finds it very cute, every little bit of affection you give him makes his day always. other people might find you overtly obnoxious, but he'd never, everything about you honestly is really.. perfect.. to him. can't describe it in words, even if you were to be similar, he's the type to always expect it, and be the only person not being scared by you, and he's honestly okay with that, hu tao is probably your guys' matchmaker! will trap you both in a closet together while you visited the funeral parlor, gives it about... 15 minutes.. and small hickey can definitely be seen on you and him, is both happy and goes "ew... get a room!!" and also the person to stash both of you guys into a cramped area when she knows very damn well you both like each other.. well took you both long enough honestly, definitely got impatient and pushed you guys... a bit..

・alatus xiao... definitely will tell you you are annoying at first, but you are the annoying he loves <3. the only annoying person he will listen to, and give forehead kisses to, and cuddle all night 'till he sleeps. you really are an exception... but if he'll be totally real with himself, he loves it when you bug him to tell him about what happened today, or who you've talked to, or if you've seen anything new, falls in love all over again every time that you do. likes zoning out when you rant, and all he can see is your pretty smile going on and on about some vendor who gave you free food. likes to shut you up with a kiss, does it often, and makes both of you red. whenever you hear him say something like "do you ever shut up?", it translates to "please keep talking with that soothing voice of yours." i promise he loves you so much, just is still getting used to it.

extrovert x introvert kind of way, one that talks alot, one that listens alot. ・oh loverboy childe/tartaglia.. literal devil x angel type of relationship, in this case, he's the devil. loves bothering you, like even if you give him something while he waits for you to be done with whatever you need to be done, he can't be distracted from distracting his lover?! still a huge sweetheart, don't get me wrong, the type to really memorize things about you too, notices so many little things about you, like even things you don't even notice. but someone who can tolerate his shenanigans are the best match for him. the best hugs ever too, so when you're stressed, just ask for cuddles and kisses and he'll be there to talk to you, even if you don't wanna talk about it, he'll talk to you about his day to comfort you instead. loves you like you are an angel from heaven that blessed him, because you were, and you did.

・kaedehara kazuha.. in this case you are the extrovert, likes to listen you rambling about something from work, the type to hold you close to his chest and hum a familiar tune to get you to sleep, likes to just watch and listen to someone who tends to talk a lot with no one listening to them, but he's always there for you. such a sweetheart with it too, loves to hold your hand while you do, if anyone tells you you're annoying best bet he'll deal with them, with words. isn't shy to say you're his s/o, unintentionally tells everyone about you, "honestly s/o is such a dear for me. they ---." he's ranting to a toucan by the way.

grumpy x sunshine, this is scaramouche with his s/o, if i do say so myself. literal showers of affection in private, 'cold-hearted' in public, promise he doesn't mean the insults he spits at you. still willing for a bit of pda though, basic holding hands is the only kinda he allows tbh, lowkey flexes you when he's with someone else, "oh you know, s/o would've done better than you." so even if you haven't even met them, probably one of his coworkers or friends are already fed up with you (as a joke and seriously), if he's ever upset, he'll really just come over to you, ready for your little kisses on his cheeks, and your head on his lap, just adoring each other, like no one else would.

sun x moon is what baizhu and you would be. and goes so far to already decide what to call your children together. stars. in this case, you're his sun, loud, kind, caring, everything he could imagine, him? oh he's not all that special. he thinks you fell from celestia because wow you really shine, and he's more than thankful everyday that, and likes to spend time with both you and qiqi. so he also does call qiqi a star too <3. just like kazuha, he likes listening more than talking, does the zoning out thing too, changsheng has to tell him to stop so he listens to you, a bright person with someone like him really just.. he knows how much he's been blessed by archons.

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[mewpirate]

do you have any headcannons about poppy?

Oh another ask? I'll try to remember a few headcanons since I don't have a lot for this character.

- Poppy .... Isn't really good with kids actually, he really doesn't know how to take care of one ; He usually leaves Janice and Nathan to either Calvary and Percy. He does care about Janice a lot, but he doesn't really know how to express his feelings twords children since he really isn't fond of them. The struggles of being captain really keeps him busy and stressed out 24/7. (plus children are rarely seen at sea) Through the seasons and episodes he starts acting more parental twords Janice, and more close as the series continues.

- I'd say he's morally grey , he sorta has a parallel with Earl having a extreme form of "Justice" , aka him skinning Thade when Thade hasn't personally done anything wrong to him, Poppy wanted to feel heroic at some point and later regretting it.

- he's very impulsive, and does things without thinking via gambling.

- he does have some trinkets Janice gave him , one of them was a little seahorse charm. He has an entire collection of them, he really likes collecting them.

- voice headcanon is Fergus (the dad) from Brave. (I might remake my voice claims post soon since all of them don't really fit my interpretations of the characters anymore?)

- he does parallel Janice's dad in a way, they're both dismissive of the shit happening to Janice due to them having other stuff happening on their hands , both care about Janice deeply and feel sympathy twords her , but rarely show it .

- he is overall a jolly fellow , though not 24/7. He has moments where he can either be like really happy or moments where he can be really strict. You never know what's coming .

- He usually shows his "strict" form around Percy .

- He and Milo's parents were absent throughout their childhood, he had to take the parental role at a young age for Milo and learn to survive on both land and sea .

- he's semi- traumatized from the shit he's seen from the seas as a kid but hides this from Milo, which is the start of him coddling and being protective over Milo.

- Milo developed some "rebellious" sense from Poppy and became a man-child from Poppy coddling him .

- Poppy really doesn't care when Milo bullies or scares Percy , he only steps in if the fights get too intense or he knows that Percy is deeply affected by it.

- he and Horace's rivalry is so .....confusing ...? They have no idea why they're even fighting in the first place , they are literally bitter exes , I legit headcanon them has bitter exes . They have no real reason to fight each other , neither has done anything really bad to eachother back then , it's probably because rivalries are fun ig.

- i'd say he's literally the upset weirded out parental figure when their kid has a emo/goth phase. He's seriously weirded out and embarrassed of Milo doing random shenanigans. Whether it be new looks or idk Milo getting into some random trouble.

That's all I got for him :)

Tbh I don't really like how complex I made his character since it really strays from the wiki and doesn't fit my overall vibe of my interpretation of cc but I feel like he should have some complex moments .

[razorblade180-heated]

headcannons for sunlit knight? (jaune ruby and yang together)

For any stranger whose just scrolling, I feel the responsibility one this one specifically to tell you this is a smut post.

I’m probably gonna burn for this considering I’ve technically wrote this. For my own sake I’m gonna think of this from a Lasting Embers perspective. (AKA, they are like in their early 40s)

[Just to set the stage a little]

To make a long backstory short and simplified, Jaune dated Yang and they had falling out for emotional reasons. Ruby and Jaune eventually date; Ruby has always had a crush on Jaune and he very much does love her. More like time passes until Ruby, loving her sister and seeing just how much sorrow has been feeling in life and honestly regretting how things ended, takes the emotional bullet; making the decision to tell Jaune him and Yang should try to mend what broke because their was real love there as well. (Both relationships did make it to the point of sleeping with each other)

Many years pass. Yang and Jaune are married. Events happen that has left Ruby single for an incredibly long time. Yang, in her very loving and Yang Xiao Long way, has let Ruby and Jaune know it’s okay if they wanted to be intimate with one another. They call her crazy, she says “aye I’m just saying I’d allow it.” She wants her little sister to feel intimate love she has been missing. Things slowly build towards it, shenanigans ensue, Ruby can’t believe how okay she slowly becomes with it, and Jaune also can’t really fathom how history has repeated itself. He’s now certain Tai also stumbled into this experience via Raven or Summer.

Fun Fact:If you think this what the main plot of Lasting Embers is, you’d be incorrect. It’s a subplot at best. I’m nuts.😂 Also Yang and Ruby haven’t been home for an incredibly long time because of a mission.

[The actual smut answer to the question]

Jaune and Yang is pretty passionate. There’s not too much talking, more if Yang’s wrist’s pinned above her head while she’s biting his lip during their make out session. As forward as she is, Yang is actually more of a bottom and enjoys the body worship. Jaune never fails to kiss her all over basically give her a full body massage with the way his hands travel along her figure. All the buttering up puts her in a loving daze. She knows Jaune is still a sheepish guy at heart, so she always puts on a bit of a performance to fluster him; seductive moans, slightly exaggerated hums when blowing him, mischievous weak, and hip sways. You would think he’d be used to it as her husband. Nope. He still can’t believe it; a never ending dream that she honestly thinks is very sweet.

Yang is a bit embarrassed to admit it’s less of a performance and quite a real reaction whenever they actually have sex. Jaune loves his wife, hard. Yang can manage to keep most of her composure when he puts her on her back. Something about his gaze gets her heart fluttering and her mind off his hip’s relentless attack. It’s not the same story if he’s behind her. Just like when she sways her hips, Jaune is a big fan of the way her ass moves when his hips smack into it. He’s careful not to be too rough since that’s never been Yang’s favorite, but she loves it when he is forceful. Yang has torn a few sheets with how hard she grips them; especially if Jaune decides to play with her boobs in tandem. All the stimulation is too hot to handle. Yang never lasts too long when Jaune’s being this merciless. They’ll typically go three or maybe four rounds, making out plenty in between them.

Jaune and Ruby is a different story of sorts. The passion is less like a bonefire and more like raining sparks. Their kisses are intense and a hasty nature to their actions. Ruby loves to straddle the blonde, clinging to him while his mouth plays with her oh so sensitive nipples, or marks her neck. Unlike her older sister, Ruby wants things to get rough, while their words remain blissfully sweet with care and a clear need for this kind of pleasure. These things melt the loving woman, spurring her forward. Jaune’s always adored all of Ruby’s gasps and the way she rocked her body against his. It was impossible to tell who was making the other go deeper into a frenzy.

The sex isn’t much calmer. Ruby always wants a ride, taking the lead by working her hips on him. He’d be at her mercy if he didn’t amp things up by grabbing her rear and making the pace more frantic and intense. Ruby could never attempt to hide her voice and just how much she was feeling it. If she wasn’t careful, Jaune would lean forward until she has to prop herself up, allowing him to hit unreasonably deep. Losing the top advantage didn’t hurt much with how adamant her legs remained opened for Jaune to keep close, kissing her tons. It always feels like tension builds and vanishes amazingly between them. The chemistry between them is unpredictable. Given the right circumstances, they could spend hours fucking.

Speaking of right circumstances, (I feel my sins) Ruby will occasionally join Jaune and Yang if she’s really in the mood and doesn’t care. It’s very much a “Ah fuck it” mentality. Though there’s still visible embarrassment written on her face. Her attitude in bed does a bit of a 180. Yang knows to let Jaune ease Ruby into the situation while she waits for an opportunity to join into the mix. Typically that ends up with Ruby head on Yangs lap or Ruby’s body being braced by her; forced to endure scandalous dirty whispers in her ear about the current situation she’s in. It works entirely too well on her to the point it’s flustering, but Ruby doesn’t want it to stop either.

Yang is dangerous. She really is the match that sets off the gasoline in this situation, leaning more into putting on a show, now with a lovely assistant. Jaune doesn’t outwardly ask or expect the girls to do anything together. But ya know, it’s not hard for them to guess the potential fantasies their dork would have; and Ruby in the midst of pleasure is more agreeable to her sister’s scheming mind. Not only will they tease Jaune at the same time for a memorable view, but also tempt him be more ravenous by getting a little handsy with one another; going as far as kissing. Yang’s smirk is practically permanent why Ruby looks reminiscent of her blubbering self back at Beacon.

Yang has to remember to be careful though. Ruby is a firm believer in payback. Jaune eventually will be completely focused on Yang and if Ruby rests long enough, she’ll find anyway to make his merciless assault even more stimulating. Light pulling of hair, persistent rubbing and bites; Ruby will more than dish out whatever Yang gave, going as far as making a bit dominant over her. Ruby knew her sis was a softy and tender at heart, but she never would’ve guessed that she’s pretty submissive.

Threesomes never last as long, mainly because Jaune would die. He very much tries to prioritize them more just on the simple fact it will take no time in the grand scheme of things whenever they both pounce on him. The three of them together is certainly more intense than when I they’re solo. Everyone knows what buttons to push. No one is left unsatisfied. Post nut clarity hits like a tank. Jaune and Yang always look at Ruby who without fail, looks like she has just witnessed the end of the world as she thinks about all the things she just did. Jaune just sorta pats her heard while Yang snickers. Maybe it’s the fact she’s had to share basically everything with Ruby and years of bathing together even in adulthood due to missions and schools. The day someone doesn’t want to do it anymore, it’ll end. Simple as that.

Welp, that’s the all I got I think. Can’t say I regret my choices, but I can’t say I’m proud of them either lol. Though in the grand scheme of fan fiction and head canons, this is nothing compared to 97% of Archive of our Own so I don’t feel bad this exists 😅

[hiacyncik]

Phone Guy headcanons (DSaF2)

General overview on my Peter headcannons ^^ (Note that they are just about Peter, my og Fnaf Phone Guy mental image is whole lotta different) Including gender neutral reader, most of them queerplatonic or just platonic!!

My take on Phone Guy's psychological image

tw for mentions of delusional schizophrenia

He's a good man, but he's oh so damaged by Freddy Fazbender's murder chain, his own tragedy, his loneliness - He would probably suffer from a high-functioning depression and delusions, but you wouldn't even notice for a very long time - he's good at hiding it (Since you kinda... can't read his facial expressions)

And on the same note I wonder if... he really has a home, wife, kids to come back to. DSAF2's perfect ending implies that Caroline is indeed waiting there for him but I can't help but ponder if... she was real. If it was not just his desperate delusion.

He would dissociate often. I swear you've never saw him in a bad mental state at work even once, but at home?? He's a mess. He zones out frequently, his memories get very fuzzy so whenever he can't remember a memory important to him, he would have a bad depersonalisation episodes. Please assure him he's still the same person that you've come to adore, that even when he feels loosing himself, he's still Peter in your eyes!!

Nah because even if his mental health is in crumbles he would sometimes get very talkative and genuinely at ease!! Even if he does never talk about dark things that happened at the restaurant, he would sometimes ramble on and about how was his day, laughing at all silly shenanigans!! Also God he would feel a lot better anytime doing things he used to enjoy as a child!! (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, BALLPIT SLIDE INTERACTION)

His body is probably covered in scars that are pretty triggering for him to look at... We don't really know much about how does the factory deal with bodies but maybe they just yk.. repair them??? (THAT SOUNDS SO DUMB BUT YOU GET WHAT I MEAN) And so he would really appreciate you stroking them gently with your palm in understanding. He would feel so comforted by it please 🫂

[insertsomthinawesome]

 Been meaning to draw them, finally did!

I have a lot of thoughts about their friendship, so I’m gonna ramble below the cut.

-NO ROMANCE INCLUDED-

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So I feel like initially they end up getting to know each other cause obviously Childe needs to get the know how about the Liyue area if he’s going to get the Geo Archon’s Gnosis, and Zhongli ends up being the best source of info for that.

Zhongli’s probably wise to him day one and carefully avoids appearing knowledgeable on like, military and extremely sensitive stuff, but he’d have no issue talking endlessly about tradition and stuff. He probably thought it was good fun too given he was annoying the guy who was out to make his nation’s life difficult.

Eventually through shenanigans and adventures they become friends, Childe listens to his stories without complaint. It reminds him of listening to his older siblings and parents tell stories, so it’s kinda nostalgic.

Zhongli’s surprised by Childe’s patience for his lengthy explanations and tales, but he appreciates it a lot.

I kinda think that as they got to be better friends Childe would start to think if Zhongli like another part of his family. Another older sibling to join the group.

Zhongli doesn’t have as much of a reference for like, family or friendship roles, so he’d probably thing of Childe as a person he trusts and cares for deeply.

SO AS FOR THE DOODLES I HAVE SOME CONTEXT:

I like to think Childe eventually starts teaching Zhongli how to properly use Mora, poor guy needs to know in case he’s ever on his own and needs to not bleed himself or others dry. xD

I have a smol (read: INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT) headcannon that Zhongli is a very touch starved individual. He finds a lot of comfort in hugs and reassurance in pats and that stuff. Partially cause it proves to him that people are still there, still real.

Once in a while Zhongli isn’t the one who tells stories. Childe gets really home sick every now and again, and when he does Zhongli attempts to get him to ramble about his home. Could be a memory, could be a piece of culture or tradition. Most of the time Childe rambles about family. Zhongli’s always glad to listen.

Zhongli worries a lot about the safety of his friends, mortal and immortal, it’s worse with the mortal ones. Most of the time he keeps it down well enough. He knows that he can’t stop people from living their lives, and that it would be harmful to do so. But once in a while he can’t handle it and snaps when somebody gets flippant or careless. Childe especially will cause him undue amounts of concern with the way he seeks out usually very life threatening challenges.

Lastly, ignoring the fact that this is a video game so all characters have to be damageable on the same levels for it to be fair: Zhongli doesn’t get hurt often. He’s no longer the Geo Archon, yeah, but he’s still and Adeptus, and still really powerful. It takes a lot to knock him down.

So when something does happen, Childe kinda blue screens. What he’s seeing doesn’t seem real and he doesn’t have a preset reaction. Especially since most things that do take out Zhongli are not as simple as some kind of physical injury.

Anywho, thanks to anybody who read this monstrosity. xD

[obeiii-mee]

Heyo, this is my first time asking (im kinda new to tumblr, so please dont judge) if you would'nt mind, could you do some headcannons (or oneshots, it dosen't matter) with all the demon bros and a MC who is crippled/paralized in their legs, and has to use a wheelchair to get around? Thank you!!

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This is the first time I’ve written about a crippled MC, so I hope I didn’t fuck this up or anything. I found out that being paralysed in both legs is a disability called Paraplegia so that’s how I titled this post. And y’all are too sweet, you are more than welcome anon! I hope I can portray this properly because I am not crippled myself so I’ve opted to do some research before writing this! I hope you like it! Also, I feel inclined to add that none of the brothers would treat you too differently if you happen to have a disability because you’re their human nonetheless :)

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The Brothers with an MC that has Paraplegia and needs a wheelchair to get around:

Lucifer:

-Lucifer was in charge of choosing the final human, exchange student for the program so it’s guaranteed he already knew about your predicament before you even arrived

-Him and Diavolo probably had many meetings concerning your disability before the program could commence, considering that being unable to walk would double the chances of you getting killed since you are obviously more vulnerable

-Not to mention all the treatment you would require

-Lucifer is not well versed in human illnesses and disorders, but he makes sure that he is educated enough on the matter before you get brought down there

-It would not be easy, but he is determined to help you survive your year in DevilDom for the prince’s sake

-First problem of the day was, of course, your wheelchair

-Due to lack of time, Lucifer was unable to instal ramps around the House of Lamentation which meant that for the first couple of weeks, someone would’ve had to help you move around certain parts of the house

-He gave that highly prestigious job to himself because he didn’t trust his brothers and thought they would accidentally drop you and your wheelchair down the stairs

-He talks a lot to you, even at the beginning, because he needs to establish your needs and what he should do to make sure you don’t die for the following year

-You would have to tell him about physical therapy and how most commonly it uses heat, massage and exercise to stimulate your nerves and muscles, making it a great treatment for people with leg paralysis

-Once you two enter a more intimate and personal relationship, it’s more than likely he’ll help you perform those things himself (instead of kidnapping a human doctor from somewhere)

-Lucifer knows you have no problem getting around with your wheelchair by yourself but there are times where he’ll insist to push you along in order to give you a quick break

-I can totally imagine you two strolling around DevilDom and having cosy chats about RAD and your adjustments to DevilDom

-He has a softer side to him that he’s afraid to show most of the time, but he feels so at ease when you’re around, it’s hard for him to hold that part of him hidden from you

-Of course, your safety still remains his primary concern and he acts more like your guardian than Mammon does, even if he was originally supposed to look out for you

-He will accompany you almost anywhere. And if he can’t, he’ll have one or more of his brothers do it. And even then he’s probably lurking nearby, just in case

-He would always be willing to listen about your condition, if you wished to tell him whether you were born with the defect or why you ended up crippled later in life. Either way, he’s all ears

-If you would rather not speak about it, he wouldn’t pry and respect your decision because he knows it’s not his place to pressure you

-Because of your paralysis, it’s quite obvious to demons that you are even weaker (physically speaking) than most humans and that usually puts a target on your back

-Howver, never fear, because Lucifer is pretty quick to put lower rank demons in their place with just a mere stare

-Oop one of them passed out from the fear, haha

-In conclusion, he’s the most responsible when it comes your comfort and safety during your stay

-He makes sure you are always left in good hands and and provides most of the requirements you need

-Y’all should see how his wings puff up when he senses a threat approaching you, he looks like a peacock ready to go on attack lol

Mammon:

-The second born is unsurprisingly a bit of a jerk at first

-He stays really grumpy the whole day of your arrival because he’s stuck babysitting you stupid human

-“Lucifer c’mon, what’s all this workload for? The human can’t even walk by themselves, why do I have to help them out?”

-Wtf Mammon you can’t say shit like that

-Anyways, the following very few days, the only thing he’s thinking about is how much money he could sell your wheelchair for

-He’s the literal incarnation of greed, what else did you expect from him?

-After a while, he starts feeling a bit guilty every time he thinks about it though

-Mammon is gonna take this secret to the grave (laughs in immortal) but he actually really likes pushing you around

-Maybe it’s because it’s a clear indication to everyone around him that you are HIS human, under HIS protection and therefore you trust HIM the most since he was your FIRST MAN

-He will insist on helping you get out of that thing when you need to go to bed and stuff every night and he will get pouty real fast if you let any of his other brothers do it

-You wake up to him trying to roll around in your wheelchair one night at like 3am

-At some point, he stole a wheelchair from the human realm to match with his human. You can guess the consequences of his actions

-I can imagine you having to face a staircase or something at school and Mammon being like:

-“Fuck it, imma carry this fragile human instead; wheelchair and all!”

-Like you were a sack of potatoes or something smh

-Cue his brothers watching him from a distance as he heaves you and basically weight-lifts you up the stairs

-Ok but every now and again, he gets so sad thinking about you not being able to walk, like he starts crying kinda sad

-While you stand there like 😐 “Why are you crying?”

-He’s so quick to help if he senses you’re in danger too

-It’s canon that Mammon is crazy fast if he wants to be so if he has even the slightest impression that your life is threatened, his feet are already moving

-He will charge at your immediate threat at around 120 miles per hour-do not try him when he’s mad

-“The Great Mammon saved the day! C’mon MC, let’s go buy some ice cream. My treat! Ya better be grateful!”

-He says while the demon that tried to eat you lies on the floor with about a dozen broken bones

-Mammon is the second most powerful demon out of all of his brothers, even if he doesn’t resort to violence often

Levi:

-He didn’t really know how to react when you first teleported to DevilDom

-I mean, from the very beginning he considered you to be a human normie but at the same time, he felt bad you were stuck with his brothers for the rest of the year

-I think he would understand you would have an even harder time integrating yourself in their house because of your disability and he knows his siblings are really fucking annoying, always pushing you around and whatnot

-So, he kinda lets you hide in his room quite often

-You guys chill out in there all the time, much to the dismay of the other brothers who also want to spend time with you

-At some point, Levi definitely begged asked Lucifer to let you start online classes with him

-“But wouldn’t it be easier for MC to do online school from home rather than go to R.A.D since there aren’t any ramps or anything around there???”

-“The answer is no Leviathan.”

-“Ugh fine! What a fucking boomer-“

-For some reason, he gets so flustered whenever you ask him to push you around

-He blushes right to the tips of his ears and then he starts sputtering some nonsense that you can’t make out at all

-But he’s more than happy to do it, especially if you guys are going to a convention or if he’s dragging you out to buy new merch

-You two would get along in the sense that Levi realises the struggles you faced all your life were tough to overcome and he believes you are just like him

-Usually left out by other people, ignored even

-He knows you always listen to him ramble on about whatever he is currently obsessed with and how much you check up on him to make sure he never isolated himself

-He wants to do that for you too! Talk to him about your hobbies, please I’m begging you-he feels so bad whenever he’s doing all the talking

-If you ask him to help you with anything (getting something, helping you into bed—that sort of thing), he legally and physically can’t say ‘no’

-And he would get envious enough to stop talking to you for a day or two if you let his brothers do it instead (the second and third born are indeed similar lmao)

-S T A Y I N H I S R O O M, W H E R E Y O U C A N B E P R O T E C T E D !

-He will feel so much more at ease if you’re in his room because to him, that’s his haven

-If you’re in there with him, that means you’re not getting involved in his siblings’ endless and dangerous shenanigans

-Whenever you’re at school, he can’t help but worry about your well-being

-Because you’re human! You’re gonna get killed!! Do you know how much your organs sell on the black market in DevilDom??? 100x more than in the human realm, that’s for sure

-Would they have a black market or would it be a regular market lol

-For some reason, he also likes staying in your wheelchair when you’re not using it

-I think he just takes comfort in knowing it’s something that belongs to you and smells like you and-

-OK Levi, sit back down

-He wouldn’t treat you any differently if you had a disability tbh, but he’d be more concerned because you can’t even run away or anything

-So he’s so fuckin’ relieved when you guys are just vibing in his room

-He could die happy knowing he kept his best friend/ partner safe

Satan:

-Satan would be even more prepared for your arrival than Lucifer would, in a sense

-Out of all of his brothers, he’s most likely to understand and recognise paraplegia (either from studying human illnesses/birth defects/disabilities or from encountering humans with said disability)

-He’s a smart boy, alright?

-Always seems to be the first to notice if you need help or if someone’s bothering you

-Though in the very beginning, he was pretty tempted to just let you get killed to see how angry Lucifer could get

-Seeing dear Luci’s misery brings him great joy 🥰🥰🥰

-Once you two manage to build a very honest and strong relationship, he feels more and more inclined to keep you out of harm’s way

-Pls, he would feel so honoured if you let him push you around (it’s like you asked him to h*ld h*nds or something)

-If you require treatment of any kind, he would be so happy to help

-But in a subtle way...?

-Satan makes it seem so smooth too like he doesn’t mind lending a helping hand when in reality he’s all giddy inside

-*Kinda wants to rub it in his brothers’ faces but at the same no, because he’s definitely the bigger person here

-He wants to know how your wheelchair works

-It’s got all of these neat mechanisms and he wants to learn how they’re constructed because he never had the chance to inspect one before

-He’s such a sweetheart about asking you as well and never pries about your disability unless you start elaborating yourself

-Most of the time, he acts all charming and very gentleman-like

-So people have a hard time spotting and acknowledging the building rage inside of him every time he sees you are threatened by some moronic low rank demon

-Satan’s usually chill when it comes to injuries, unless he can see you’re in horrible pain

-There’s nothing a few spells can’t accomplish

-But when others purposefully try harming you?

-It’s like he loses all the self control he’s been trying to perfect over the centuries and he can’t help himself from at least breaking someone’s rib cage

-Satan’s a weird one because he’s protective of you even though he’s more on the relaxed side when compared to his siblings

-He very much acknowledges that you made it this far in life with your predicament so he doesn’t feel the need to baby you or anything

-You’re strong and he knows this

-It’s one of the many things he clearly loves about you

-That one time you rolled over Mammon’s foot with your wheelchair on purpose, he was wheezing

Asmo:

-Even now, he can’t help but wonder what it would be like to be stuck inside a wheelchair for the rest of his eternal life

-I mean, he’d obviously still be absolutely fabulous, have you seen him? He’s gonna be gorgeous either way

-But after the two of you meet, he definitely starts thinking about how he takes his feet for granted all the time

-It would be so difficult to complete his daily tasks without the ability to walk or run around

-That’s why he gets sad every time he remembers that’s your reality and on days like that, you’ve noticed he gives you a helluva lot more attention than usual

-He knows you don’t need pity or anything so he’s just making sure his human has all the support they can get

-Paraplegia or not, shopping trips are still a go-go

-He loves buying you clothes! And he loves helping you try them on! Asmo takes it very seriously

-Might have a go at the employees if they’re being rude to you

-You don’t even ask him to, but he subconsciously starts pushing you around himself whenever the two of you are out together

-“MC! Look at that new shop that’s just opened! Isn’t it adorable? We have to check it out!”

-He can’t help it! There’s so many places he wants to visit, he sort of just drags you with him wherever he goes

-Even at home, he always pops out of nowhere to coax you into coming to his room

-Y’all have so many skin routines to do each day

-Like he’s in your room most nights to greet you goodnight and tuck you in, with the rest of his brothers it gets so awkward at times

-Asmo just wants to see you smile, ok? He thinks you have a beautiful smile and laugh and he wants to remind you that you’re marvellous, disability or not

-And if anyone does anything to put an end to your self confidence, he will swiftly put an end to their life

-Please, he’s a pro at ruining lives, he’s been doing it for centuries

-Asmo has such a huge influence over the people in DevilDom, he just needs to make this one post on Devilgram to end said demon’s whole career

-I mean, who is he compared to him, Hmm? So don’t worry MC, scum like that don’t even deserve to breathe the same air as you :)

-That one time Mammon tried lifting you up the stairs and Asmo started shrieking, like put them down! Don’t manhandle them like that, poor human :(

Beel:

-I know I sound repetitive, but he would be an overall sweetheart to you no matter the circumstances

-If Mammon is not by your side, then Beel definitely is

-His big, scary aura and figure usually scares off any threat in a 10 mile radius

-Most demons don’t fancy being eaten by the Avatar of Gluttony, ya know?

-Idk why but I feel like he’d be the type to ask for oral consent every time he wanted to push you around

-He doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable :(

-Surprisingly also the type to lift you and your wheelchair whenever an obstacle gets in your way

-You basically weigh the same amount as a paper plate compared to him, so he has no problem doing so

-He doesn’t really understand your condition as well as Satan may do, but he’s trying his best

-You mean so much to him and he feels it’s only fair he learns more about your disability as a thank you for what you’ve done for him

-He has a rough time keeping up with you when it comes to stuff like physical therapy because he’s very unfamiliar with it but that doesn’t mean he’s not gonna help

-Of course, Beel believes that this is the second best way to show you how much he cares for you besides the obvious ‘I love you’

-Giving you a hand whenever you need his support the most

-That’s his way of saying “I’m not going to let you down. I want you to trust me, the same way I trust you.”

-And knowing him, he will try to do everything in his power to keep you safe and sound

-After a while, you’re bound to notice he’s the first one to pull you out of his brothers’ pranks before you have a chance to get hurt

-Beel is always the one handing you stuff from high places you can’t reach, without teasing you for it like Mammon might do

-Always the first one to remind you to get plenty of rest and to eat enough

-He wants to protect you and his brothers because he knows he failed to do so with Lilith so yeah, he’s a bit overprotective at times

-He doesn’t mean to be overbearing, but he gets so anxious knowing you’re by yourself

-After a few months of getting accommodated with him, your disability is no longer brought up in the conversation

-Because he doesn’t care that you are crippled and forced to use a wheelchair

-You are part of his family and he loves you no matter what

Belphie:

-He didn’t really care, even when you first met and his hatred for humans was at its very peak

-It didn’t matter that you had a disability

-All that mattered to him at the time was killing you to satisfy that deeply rooted need of vengeance inside of him

-Though he was sort of surprised his brothers didn’t get to you first

-In general, he’s pretty chill about you being crippled in both legs

-It takes too much effort to worry about your well-being 24/7 after all

-Surprisingly, he does keep an eye out for you if his siblings aren’t nearby

-It’s his redemption arc people, he’s trying to be nicer

-But he has such an irritating way of showing his affection for you

-Do not let him push you around

-He’s either going to a) fall asleep after 30 seconds and slump over you in the middle of RAD’s halls

-Or b) be annoying and fling your wheelchair in every direction possible just to piss you off

-He likes messing with you because you give him the best reactions and he thrives on that

-You’ve almost fallen off your wheelchair multiple times because of this asshole

-Not that he’d actually let you fall, he just wants to see how easily he can get you to yell at him

-Speaking of said wheelchair, like Mammon and Levi, he also loves using it when you’re not

-You’ve woken up to him curled up and asleep in that thing quiet often and he’s gotten in trouble over it every time with Lucifer

-But he doesn’t care

-And at this point, I don’t think even he knows whether he’s doing it to get a reaction out of you or because he somehow found a way to make himself comfortable there

-He would low key use you as a mode of transportation every time you go to RAD

-Just clings the damn wheelchair and almost topples both of you over

-“Belphie, there’s nothing stopping you from walking 😐”

-“Shh, just bring me to class and let me nap until then.”

-He doesn’t mention your legs but he still lays his head on your lap often

-Might make you hold him like a bride every time you stroll around the house

-It’s done out of love, I promise 😌😌

———————————

Al~

[factual-fantasy]

I got 25 asks that took me WAY too long to reply to! :}

I have two top favorite episodes, the cone snail episode and the beluga whales episode.

When it comes to my favorite part of both episodes..?

..Not happy parts...

I have absolutely no idea what you just suggested.

(Referring to this post)

Thank you! That was the intention. :} I was worried that their faces all looked weird..

You want to learn more? Man.. maybe I should post that headcannon draft..

Yeah haha, this blog has taken quite the U-turn hasn’t it? I’m just glad everyone seems okay with it so far. <:} I’m excited for season 5 also! I hope it comes out soon! :D

THANK YOU, I WILL CHERISH THIS LOVE YOU HAVE GIVEN ME FOREVER

Yes and no.

Does he think of his crew as children? Absolutely not. They are all fully grown, intelligent and capable adults, and he darn well treats them like it.

But you bet that if one of them is in danger or is frightened, he’s dropping everything he’s doing and rushing to their aid as if they’re his cub that just wondered out onto the highway.

ME TOO! I always felt like he had this fatherly vibe to him with some professionalism sprinkled on top. Like he’s always looking out for his team because he cares for them and worries about them, but its kind of disguised as him just doing his job as the Captain.

I plan to draw more Protective Barnacles because its my jam, so don’t worry! That side of you will have some more fuel soon XD. And thank you for all the compliments! :}

Daww thank you, it twaz nothin. I’m just glad that people want to see my art.

Well, taking everyone into consideration, the tallest is Captain Barnacles, and the shortest is Tomminow. (This little guy 👇)

The Vegimals aside though? Peso is the shortest. 

(And thank you! I’m glad :})

Honestly? Awful. I feel like absolute garbage, I just hope this will all finally go away soon.

Not really no, and no thanks on the cookies, I shouldn’t eat anything until I get super hungry because everything gives me stomachaches.. But a hug would sure be nice right about now.

I can give you a link to their wiki pages if that’ll help, I’m not really good with my words and you can learn everything you need to know about them there. <:}

Captain Barnacles (The polar bear guy)

Kwazii (The orange pirate cat guy)

Peso (The bby Penguin doktor)

Shellington (Tall Otter boi)

Dashi (Doge girl with skirt)

Professor Inkling (Fancy squik)

Tweak (Green bunny country gal chick)

The Vegimals (Little veggie dudes)

All the Gups (Metal fishes)

The Octopod (Momma metal squik)

Whos the youngest Octonaut? Well, if we’re not including the Vegimals, I’d say its probably Peso. And the oldest is most likely Professor Inkling.

Does anyone have claustrophobia? Yes! Captain Barnacles canonically does. He got trapped in a deep hole in some icy caves as a cub, since then he’s been afraid of tight and closed in spaces. I have extended on that fact and thought of many different scenarios relating to the aftermath of the Octonauts movie, but you know.. still not confident in all this Octonauts stuff so I haven’t posted my headcannons yet. <:/

Novelas translated into English means Soap Opera.

You think so? I feel like that’s not Kwazii’s thing, he’d probably like horror movies and action filled movies. But Peso probably would like them not gonna lie, him and Dashi would probably watch them together.

Well, in my draft post I’ve got two headcannons for her so far.

Tweak likes sleeping in the launch bay for the #1 reason that she can hear the water sloshing around in the bay. Which mimics the sound the water in the swamp used to make when she lived there with her Dad.

Tweak gets bad migraines when she’s sick, so the other Octonauts have to do a lot to accommodate her. Because the beds in the med bay aren’t that soft, she prefers to sleep in her room when she’s sick. But then the usually comforting sounds of the water in the launch bay become pain inducing. So the launch bay is emptied of all its water, the lights are shut off and, unless its an emergency, no one is allowed in the launch bay until she recovers. 

I looked it up, and its true.

KWAZII WAS A GIRL IN THE BOOKS?? THEN WHY IS HE A BOY IN THE SHOW?? WHY DID THEY CHANGE THAT?? WH??? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I like this Kwazii more than I would any other version of him, but still, WHY’D THEY CHANGE THAT?? IM GLAD THEY DID BUT WHY??

Hmm.. let me think...

Captain Barnacles most likely doesn’t ever have uninterrupted free time, and even when he does, he probably still prefers to be up in HQ where anyone can find him if they need him. But lets say for the sake of it that he has some free time and he takes it. He’d probably either want to play his accordion, or want to read a book.

I feel like there’s a lot of different things Kwazii likes to do in his spare time, but goofing around in the Gup-B is probably his favorite.

Peso probably likes to do puzzles and play his xylophone.

Dashi probably reads books while listening to music. How she does both of these things at the same time I have no idea.

Tweak probably plays video games.

Professor Inkling and Shellington both probably read books in their free time.

I’m not too sure what the Vegimals would do in their free time though..

Oh yes, indeed it does. 

Before becoming the Captain of the Octonauts, Barnacles had to ask himself,  “Am I really ready to be their leader?” Can he handle managing a team of that size? Can he react to situations fast enough and make the right choices? He thought it through and believed that yes. He was ready.

But he wasn’t. He wasn't prepared for that gut wrenching anxiety when one crew member goes missing. He wasn't prepared for the crippling heat that most everywhere else has compared to his home. He wasn't prepared to become so attached to his crew that the thought of something happening to them keeps him awake for nights in a row. He wasn’t prepared for that overwhelming nausea of missing home and his sister. 

There was a lot he didn’t know. They’d all turn to him when something went wrong and ask if everything's going to be okay. He’d say “don’t worry, its all going to be okay.” but he’s just as unsure as everyone else.

Now don't get me wrong, he’s not this completely hopeless and unexperienced Captain that bit off more than he could chew, no. There’s just somethings he didn’t think about before becoming Captain of the Octonauts.

Now usually he can really keep himself composed almost always. He’s very level headed and very good at thinking his way through things, But sometimes? He just.. needs a break. He usually cant get a break because he’s the Captain and always needs to be alert, so everyone else that sees it usually tries to help.

Some crew members, like the Vegimals and Kwazii, have a habit of following the Captain around when they see that he’s tired to keep an eye on him. Others like Shellington and Dashi tend to give him space and keep things quiet for him. Some crew members, like Peso and Tweak tend to clean up around the place to take some weight off the Captains shoulders, they all help him out in some way.

Professor Inkling will sometimes find an excuse to pull him aside to have some tea with him. They’ll sit and talk for a bit but then he’s back up on his feet and back to work. This poor bear..

..hold on.. was this a drawing suggestion?

Dashi and Tweak would probably hang out in Dashi’s room and goof around. Not sure what they’d do.. maybe read, talk, play games or.. idk pillow fights? I don’t know what girls do on a girls night.

As for everyone else? I also am not sure, I don’t know what all those characters with all their clashing personalities would do on a boys night. Maybe they would all watch a movie? All attempt bake something obnoxious together? They seem like the kind of characters that would do that.

I’ve never been to a girls night or a guys night, so I don't really have much of a base to go off of.. but both groups would probably get together and do something they’d all enjoy. Guys maybe a funny movie, and the girls just talking and reading books? <:D 

For real that’d be hilarious. Imagine if their voices were deep and gruff too but they just make them sound high pitched for fun?

Dude that’d be so funny. Like Kwazii’s up to his shenanigans again blabbering on about some sea monster or what have you, and Tunip out of nowhere just goes,

“Kwazii legit stop, we all know that you’re just talking about some ordinary sea creature that pirates interpreted as a sea monster.“

The whole crew gon be like

If this game existed in their world and they all played it.....

Captain Barnacles would make it through a pacifist run and would be satisfied. He’s some kind of weirdo who doesn’t think of characters as real people and doesn’t obsess over them and cry about them. Overall he thinks the game is pretty neat, but probably not his type of game.

Kwazii would want to test his skills by attempting a genocide, but his heart of gold would get in the way and he wouldn’t be able to complete it. He’d feel terrible for killing goat mom, reset and go hard pacifist next round. Overall he thinks the game is awesome.

Peso would want to talk to every character so they’d all be included in the story. He’d go full pacifist and cry over the story and its characters. Overall 10/10 for him.

Dashi would probably cry over the game a lot and would never attempt a genocide run because the characters are now her family.

Shellington would hate the fighting parts so would delay those bits by walking around and talking to characters over and over again.

Tweak would go through a neutral run because she sometimes accidently kills weaker monsters. Overall she loves the story and its characters, 10/10 would play again.

Professor Inkling would become invested in the story I bet. Complimenting the story arcs for the characters and its creative game play. But I feel like he’d only play it once and probably wouldn’t beat it, but would have fun with it none the less.

Thank you!!!♡♡♡ Man, I never expected such a positive response to switching to Octonauts, I cant believe everyone is so excited about it! I’m so glad you like my Octonauts art, that really makes me feel better and like what I’m drawing is worth while. ɷ◡ɷ

Aww I’m glad! And oh yeah, the animals at the end were always scary. Remember the Boo the spookfish?

Boo was a cute little googly eyed fishy boi who was just so sweet and somft until the creATURE REPORT AND I-

THAT’S MY QUE TO YEET THE COMPUTER

Dawww thank you!! I tried. <:}

[fallingappleshurt]

Masterlist!! Slightly broken!

This is hopefully a list of all my writing!! I know I missed some thought (this took so long and I broke it so many times-)

You can find my writing under Apples Writing and mcyt DFF AU

I hope

So my tags are weird and I probably messed this up but my tags are funky so if they are you can use the ones on this post!!

FD AU

This AU doesn’t belong to me to me so my writing isn’t canon!

Snowy Bois Incorporated Parts 1 2

A fluffy Sleepyboisinc Christmas Story! With decorating, snowball fights, cookie making, volunteering and gifts!

Wish you were who you said you were 

Wilbur makes a new friend who doesn’t seem to like his brothers

TW: bullying but nothing too graphic

Fun in the chips and cracks

Young Wilbur, Techno, and Tommy play in creek

Who did this?

A few of Techno’s classmates have a problem with him and his brothers have a problem with the way they handled it

AKA Techno gets kind of beat up

TW: Bullying, non graphic descriptions of injury

Taking Care of Two

Wilbur notices his younger brothers being weird and going detective mode

Blue Fire and Shattered Glass

Sometimes siblings fight, sometimes things go to far. Wilbur ends up going too far

TW:Yelling, fighting

Sleepy Slices

A little collection of short stories with the Pandels

Stolen- Stupid Siblings Shenanigans

The Dog- Wilbur is taking care of a coworkers dog and his little brothers get attached

Terminer Le The French or Something- Techno learns French and it goes just about as well as you would think

Tommy didn’t know where the Library was- What do you think this story is

My Best Friend in Blue

Techno and Skeppy becoming friends and their relationship over the years

He won then we lost but it’s okay

Phil finds out about the stupid shit his little brothers have been up to while at one of Tommy’s games

Dancing and Fighting with Fire AU (mcyt DFF AU)

All of Info about my AU here!!

Secrets to Save You

The main storyline for this AU!

Chapters 1 2

At least I’d be of use

Tommy knows he a drain on resources- he knows it and it’s eating him up inside, so he asks Techno to train him

Dicey Nights

Techno has a rough night with a duel

Asks about this AU

Phil in Dad Mode

Wilbur Stories

More facts

Tommy School Stories and Living Headcannons

Something I don’t remember

SMP Writings

Smoldering

30 minute junk with Tommy lol

Die by my Side

Phil kills his son because I am original

History Repeats

A concept of Eret trying to stop Wilbur from pressing the button

This fix does have implied character death!

Ripped Pictures and Torn Walls

Fundy and Wilbur angst that I wrote while my eyes burned

Finding a Home AU

Project Pink

Wilbur and Techno are identical twins and Tommy can’t tell them apart so Techno does something about it, along with sibling bonding

Sneaking Stars

Wilbur takes Techno to go see stars

Drabbles

I dreamt we were back when before it all happened (It felt so real)

Techno finds himself wandering a forgetten her familiar place (based off a nightmare/dream I had)

Tubbo and Tommy talk about Death

The very first story I wrote for this fandom- gross

Phatoms and Bandaids

[iwillwalk500miles]

Your writing is the absolute best have you ever thought about a whiterose highschool/college AU? Like any headcanons of something?

gonna be real with you right now i don’t fucks with high school au’s because now that i’m almost finished with it i just want to repress and writing an au would absolutely not help with that lmaooo. i do have a couple headcannons for a college au though... this got kinda long tbh

alrighty first things first, they don’t get along at first, like Weiss is not having it with little miss ‘i started college earlier than anyone else and am constantly trying to show off how smart i am’

i mean think about it, she’s Weiss 

she likes to show off sometimes, and doesn’t get why Ruby wouldn’t want to - not to mention the fact that her pride runs deep

so except for a couple snide remarks and not so subtle annoyed looks, Weiss doesn’t intend to ever actually associate with Ruby

which suits Ruby just fine, because she doesn’t want to deal with (while she might be kind of pretty) the snootiest girl on campus

i imagine they share... maybe one or two of the same classes? they’d probably have to be some of the basic ones because Ruby has her heart set on engineering and Weiss would be undecided between going into business (like her dad wants) or pursuing a degree in chemistry

they start to get along when they both get trapped in one of the labs, Weiss walks in on Ruby struggling with a chicken and is very confused

“It’s not what it looks like!” “What exactly is it supposed to look like??”

it turns out Yang, who probs has something to do with ag, asked her to watch one of the more unruly chickens and it escaped

cue the chicken once again escaping the lab and somehow locking them both in there

it does not go well... at first

Weiss rips into Ruby for loosing to a chicken of all things and Ruby calls her stuck up and tells her that it was her fault that the chicken escaped in the first place

(which it technically was but Weiss had elected to ignore that)

Ruby calls her princess and Weiss retorts by calling her a peasant or something (i don’t know she’s rich, okay? rich people call people peasants, right?)

they manage to get a call out with Ruby’s phone, but they’re told that the chicken (evil, clever, conniving) somehow managed to free a lot of the other animals so they’re stuck in there for a couple of hours with each other

somehow it’s Weiss who breaks the ice by asking, “do you think the chicken gave me salmonella?” and Ruby starts laughing thinking that it’s a joke

(it’s really not)

but Weiss doesn’t mind because she’d prefer Ruby laughing than more arguing; it’s not that she thinks the sound is pretty or anything like that, it’s more like she’s very tired and does not have the energy to fight back

which is a lie, because Weiss is a repressed nerd

they get to talking and find that they get along surprisingly well considering they were on the verge of murdering each other just minutes before

they’re friends after that, sort of, because now Ruby starts bringing her extra snacks and Weiss retaliates by taking an extra coffee to class for Ruby (whose sleep schedule is the worst and coming from Weiss that’s probably saying something)

then Weiss, because Ruby (not to be outdone) invited her out to coffee, has a sudden crisis like, “wait a minute she’s relatively good looking and she’s asking me to go out with her somewhere... does that mean something?”

So Weiss, who is very much repressed, decided that she was being ridiculous and Ruby didn’t feel that way even though the poor girl was practically shooting her heart eyes every other second

pining, lots and lots of pining

obviously actual himbo Sun Wukong notices that his friend Weiss has been talking an awful lot about that one girl (who had become notorious for unleashing a hell chicken on campus) and starts getting suspicious

when he finally meets Ruby and notices how smitten they are with each other he decides to try and set them up because it actually kind of hurt to watch them dance around each other like, “damn girl, just make a fucking move already.”

Weiss does not, in fact, make a move

Sun enlists the help of his number one bro/boyfriend Neptune and together they devise a plan to get Ruby and Weiss together

to say it goes wrong would be an understatement

Neptune, in his infinite wisdom, decides that maybe blatantly flirting with Weiss while Ruby was around would kick one of them into gear

it doesn’t work because 1) Weiss so used to Neptune that his pick up lines do not phase her and 2) because Ruby comes to the mistaken impression that they must be dating if Weiss didn’t even so much as pretend to glare at him for saying some, frankly, weird ass shit

probably some more barn animal shenanigans (that chicken has it out for Ruby, she swears, because how else would they end up right back to where they started, trapped in a lab by a chicken when Ruby desperately just wants a little space to get over Weiss because even though she likes her she still wants to be friends

“how’s uh, Neptune?”

“I don’t know, he and Sun went to the beach a couple of days ago, something about having a date despite Neptune’s fear of sand... why are you asking?”

“Wait Sun and Neptune are on a date?”

“Yes?”

“And that doesn’t...” Ruby pauses for a moment, and then thinks ‘polyamory is a thing, Rose, respect it’

(she’s so oblivious i love her)

“I mean, they are boyfriends.”

“right.” 

“it’s nauseating, honestly, I can’t catch a break with those two and their pda.”

“uh huh.”

“i mean, I think if i was in a relationship I’d be able to have some restraint with the whole--”

“Wait.”

“What?”

“You aren’t... in a relationship?”

“No?”

“Oh.” Ruby feels a little dumb, after that. Then, because she has no self control, “do you want to be?”

“What?”

“do you want to be, in a relationship i mean.”

“why are you--”

“i just, do you want to be in a relationship with me, maybe?”

they end up making out on one of the tables, no i will not tell you how it happened

after that they jut sort of... fall into each other, not that anything’s really changed much, they still bring each other offerings of food and occasionally Ruby will show Weiss a cool rock she found but other than that the only difference is they kiss sometimes now and their outings are labeled ‘dates’ instead of ‘hanging out’

a lot of people are confused because they thought they were already dating, but whatever it’s fine, go weird chicken girl and her ice queen, you do you yada yada yada

Weiss, contradicting her earlier statements, gives in to every act of pda that Ruby initiates

she’s whipped like that

honestly, anything i write with weiss has to have the rest of the schnees in it so surprise surprise, her siblings show up

some familial angst, Weiss opens up to Ruby about her family (her parents, her siblings) and later down the line Ruby opens up about the problems in her own family (her mom and dad and uncle) and it’s kind of a mess but they love and comfort each other so it works out

i think they’d have a happy ending with each other, occasionally clashing with stresses from school and life in general, but they’d always work it out

they’re in love, and even if they’re a little young and stupid they still got each other, you know?

[feitanswife]

OFFICIAL FIRE EMBLEM THREE HOUSES ME-CANON

(Subject to sudden revision and addition)

CONSIDER ALL THESE THINGS EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY

Also

All of this takes place in a “fuck your plot they’re all alive and happy” universe based loosely on Golden Deer but if the entire plot kinda imploded before it had the chance to get going. It all went quietly because the houses communicated effectively with each other and it still ended with Byleth in charge the same way that route ends but like... less murder and more “if you don’t step down and let us fix all this, there’s gonna be murder real fast”

All of Golden Deer are in some weird polyam situation where like... it started with Lysithea and Hilda and Marianne but then Lorenz and Marianne became a thing and then Leonie had to get in on it cause she made it her singular goal to get in Lornez’s pants to prove a point if nothing else but then she caught feelings, AND THEN Claude and Hilda hooked up and somewhere along the way Claude and Lorenz has an “I hate you but you’re really hot let’s make out mid-sparring match” and it just kept spiraling out of control until no one bothered to keep track anymore. When they had to explain it to their parents once they graduated it was a NIGHTMARE

Dimitri is like so lost as to how relationships work. He never had time for that! He’s depressed, what do you want??? Also who tf needs to get married to be king, that’s not how that works also being king means virtually nothing nowadays anyway. Who cares???

(The other house leaders care cause they’ve all got some kinda messy patchwork sibling bond going from being put in charge of the gaggle of idiots known as the Officers Academy, which really ought to be considered as childcare experience. And using that logic they just decide to help Dimitri co-parent his unfortunate spawn and/or adopted wards, cause lord knows he can’t do it himself)

Jeralt (who also lives, fuck you) is eternally baffled by the group of children who have adopted his kid. Like these warring houses cane together for one singular reason: Jeralt’s kid is a treasure. Not that he disagrees, he just didn’t expect this to go so well! He even got a best friend/therapist/second child apprentice out of the deal

Byleth is a lot more chaotic than one would initially suspect, and in fact is responsible for just as many shenanigans as Claude

Eventually Rhea woke up and thought “maybe exclusively hiring emotionally unstable 20-year-olds to teach a bunch of emotionally unstable 20-year-olds was a bad idea” but it was Way Too Late... by that point the black eagles were rioting in the courtyard and starting a bonfire and drinking like it was the end of the world, the blue lions were having a collective mental breakdown complete with off key kazoo, and no one even knew where Golden Deer was! (They were taking an impromptu road trip to Almyra to surprise Claude’s parents with how many partners he managed to collect over his time at the academy... and avoid the chaos)

Byleth and Jeritza are A Thing... no one is sure what kind of Thing it is... but it sure is Something. And that Something happened to be caused by the students of Golden Deer and Black Eagles meddling to get their teachers to admit their very obvious crushes on each other. Needless to say they regret it just a little.

Byleth is like... concerningly ok with how Jeritza expresses affection. Like on the surface they’re your classic overly lovey-dovey couple—aside from the fact that Byleth is also involved with a handful of the students but shhh that’s on the down low cause Seteth is jealous that no one likes him—but when you look a little closer it’s just really creepy and weird.

Like Jeritza leaves notes on Byleth’s desk with flowers but the note is like “last night I dreamed about us holding hands and jumping off the roof together, it was amazing” and Byleth is just like “aw he dreamed about me!!!”

Claude is low key jealous cause like... why doesn’t Byleth keep his blood in a tiny vial on a necklace???? Probably cause that’s fuvking weird and something only Jeritza would do but still!!!

Also as far as polyamory goes, eventually someone comes along who understands Sylvain and explains why girls get mad that he dates multiple of them at a time and he sort of gets adopted into Golden Deer, not like as a full fledged member but like... they protect this tiny bi polyam dumbass. He’s a dumbass and he’s theirs and if anyone hurts his feelings they’re gonna know why we fear the deer

ALSO in my little theme of loving the redheads of this crew: Ferdie!!!! Ferdie’s design gives me Big Vibes. This bean is Friend Shaped™️!!!! I’m not gonna pin down a particular headcannon cause I wanna experiment with a few ideas, I’ve already seen a few people throwing ideas around and I really like them all! (In fact, I have a drawing coming up that was specifically suggested by someone from the tags 👀)

Each house has a specific pre-battle ritual that they do, it’s either been passed down for generations I.e. the black eagles reciting a little poem/creed thing and the Blue Lions doing a classic football huddle for a pep talk with their house leader... or re-made with each batch of students, like the Golden Deer “secret handshake” which for our batch is just everyone standing in a circle and grabbing the right wrist of the person to their right, then the same thing to the left, to create two circles of arms, then throwing their hands up screaming FEAR THE DEER

[rhythmic-idealist]

Do you have any headcannons for mituna before the incident

I do!

Personally, I think Mituna and Kankri were probably always snotty to each other, and contentious, but better friends who genuinely cared about each other before the whole Latula love triangle jealousy thing went down and was handled almost as immaturely as possible. Mituna probably kept trying to be cool with Kankri longer than Kankri kept trying with him but he didn’t feel compelled to take shit. Definitely did also rub it in his face though. They were both varying levels of immature, Kankri just ultimately (and maybe initially?) more so.

Between being a Doom player no one believes, being a couple flavors of neurodivergent that make people less likely to believe in the Doom thing, and being a lowblood, people probably listened to him about as much as they do now.

In the second chapter of Runaway, Or Fifty Ways to Leave Your Culler, once I finally finish what I started some years ago, I’ve got a few headcanons I drop, but one of ‘em is his interest in pixel art. He also runs a webcomic, I say, mysteriously. Just Some Old Webcomic. Mituna canonically likes making art and I headcanon that interest starting young!

Did not think girls can game. Was promptly schooled though and has been drinking respect women juice since he was yknow, six and a half.

Hm. Pondering how much he knew about what Kurloz knew. I am really, really suspicious about Kurloz around him, unfortunately for the shippers, bc I too like to indulge in the ship innocently. But I do wonder what was up. When it happened, and Kurloz was the only witness, how much did it have to do with machinations Kurloz knew about?

Was he, like Porrim and Meenah (and probably Kankri?), getting ready to game the system on Beforus, or did he want to fuck shit up from inside? Like I definitely think he knows There’s Problems it just depends on 1. what happens to a psionic of his strength on Beforus and 2. what he’s going to want to do with it, whether he’s going to want it, all that. I don’t have any one set of solid headcanons though I was INTO a fic that I think is now deletes, called staring from her hood of bone, that got into the idea that he was always going to be a helmsman- and some other really cool shenanigans I don’t want to repost since it’s not my work.

Some mood stuff changed with the traumatic brain injury obviously but he was always bipolar I. No set headcanon as to whether he’s on the spectrum but I kinda really like it.

Was probably the world’s biggest dick (by which I just mean like gloating, but he CAN make you mad about it) about discovering he has two dreamselves but I’m willing to bet that this hasn’t changed actually, it’s just been less relevant. Seems the type to kid about throwing one away on a stupid joke, but would not actually, because he is a more strategic thinker than this. (Has the Captor complex about strategizing around himself as a necessary pawn in a larger game.) (I could see him throwing some of that away after he goes ahead and gets himself heroically injured and whatever they’re still doomed? I hadn’t thought much about that. This is a sudden new thought I’m spitballing your way. I know it’d be harder to think about, and don’t know how his memory would’ve been impacted aside from potential amnesia or repressed memories (or chucklevoodoo activity) surrounding the incident itself.)

U MAD?

Said trans rights (also unchanged)

He probably was, over the course of the game, more capable than a lot of the alpha trolls of talking earnestly when the situation called for it. Unfortunately, they’re almost all assholes, and no one could tell or no one liked emotions and they’d rather pretend they couldn’t tell. He put up with this and tried to save these bulgeweeds anyway much longer than they really deserved his honesty, effort, and time. (And then yknow there stopped being a point but around the Scratch I’m willing to bet he knew shit and just had an even harder time articulating it and being listened to. And being earnest and not impulsively spiky (jerking in the opposite direction hard to apologetic after, at least some of the time, as in canon) to these d-bags is is harder and there’s less of a point.)

Anyway most of what [stylized, overdramatically spooky text] THE INCIDENT [/sarcasm] changed about our boy was He Has A TBI Now And New Trauma, (Also All Of His Friends Suck And He Saved Them And Whatever Everyone’s Acting Different Now) (except Aranea, who was kind of always this fake sympathetic to his definitely very real Doom concerns / lowblood things and/or unfortunately timed headaches). I can see him giving up on them to an extent afterward but bet he never could 100% completely on all of them, whether for their sake or not.

[acrobaticcatfeline]

Logan Alastair and the Slytherin Curse (the Hogwarts AU)!!!

Word Count: 3391

TW: Oof, ok so, bullying, violence, blood mention, bruises, um, its implied that Patton can see through invisibility spells and has more understanding of things than he should which might be a squick(is that the right term?), IDK Patton just knows... a lot more than he should. I think that’s it? let me know if there’s anything else!

Notes: Here it is!!! God I swear the headcannon had like thirty notes up until a few days ago and then it exploded!!! It’s at 206 notes now heck I’m glad this is something yaller excited for! I hope you enjoy reading this as much is I enjoyed writing it!!! This is the first half of the “intros”, once I’m finished introducing at least Virgil, we will be up into the 3rd year and we’ll have some shenanigans of the boys just being boys!

Pairings: nothing... yet. some slight slight hints at logince at the end? eventual logince and moxiety and maybe more, IDK yet if I’m adding more characters.

Summary: “you are a disgrace to this house. The sorting hat has made its first ever mistake it seems, good to know.” Logan Alastair didn’t choose to be a wizard, are you kidding me? He wants to be back at home with his dogs and parents and dealing with normal bullies, not ones that could kill you with the wave of a hand! This is all way too much at once, but maybe things will get better with a few friends...

“you are a disgrace to this house. The sorting hat has made its first ever mistake it seems, good to know.”

The snarling replies from every person at his house table caused the boy to cast an invisibility charm and run to his common room. He felt the gazes still, likely from the house ghost, as he hid on the other side of the stone wall. He was lucky to have overheard a Slytherin mention the password, otherwise he would have probably flung himself into the lake. He flicked his wand and his belongings appeared on his bed. He sat on the floor, casting an illusion spell that lasted much longer, pulled out his spell book, and picked up his new owl, affectionately named merlin. He held the bird close as he read through his book, practicing different spells he saw as simple enough that any pure blood would know. He had always been a bright kid with a passion and speed for learning. On the train here he had hidden in an empty carriage and been practicing different spells that could be used for defense and very simple attack spells.

He had no disillusionment that this new school would be free of bullies, and after getting sorted he already wanted to leave and sleep in his own bed and hug his dog. He should have pulled a “harry potter” and asked the sorting hat to keep him out of Slytherin, but he had hidden and saw no need until he had already gotten sorted.

Now, Logan Alastair sat hidden in a veil of illusions so he could read his books in silence. He traded focus from his spell book over to his history book. He enchanted it quickly to search for passages about Slytherin. The first bit of information he got was about Salazar, telling stories of his hatred of muggles and ‘mud bloods’ as they called them. After a quick search he realized just why his housemates shouted this at him. He brushed it off soon after, looking at the dark tinting of his skin and grimacing, didn’t seem far off from what people at home said about him. It seemed much less hurtful than what some muggles had called him before. Regardless, he continued through the book, smiling fondly at the fact that merlin, the famous wizard merlin, was a Slytherin true of heart. He read about Severus Snape, and while he seemed like less of a genuinely good person and more like a selfish jerk that just so happened to not be the absolute worst, it was nice to see instances of not evil cruel Slytherin’s. He then traded focus yet again to a recent history of Hogwarts, and the battle of Hogwarts told by survivors. He did the same spell, getting far more positives than before. It told of less well known Slytherin’s that did good in the end. Regulus Black, Andromeda Tonks, Draco Malfoy, Astoria Malfoy, so many that had shady roots that redeemed themselves in more ways than one during the battle and onwards. He read a small bit on Isolt Sayre who had a short blip saying they were a direct descendant of Slytherin but had fled to the new world after escaping her murderous relative.

This of course led him down a rabbit hole, searching for the name in any other book, and after a few minutes he found that she had been the one to institute the school of Ilvermorny and had broken the pure bloodline by marrying a muggle. Well he had a new role model geez… he made it to the magical beast’s textbook and smiled as he recognized the authors name as a famous Hufflepuff who was known for defeating Grindelwald, a terrifying purest the likes of Voldemort but you know, he had a nose and skin pigment. He had always read exceptionally fast, it was the thing that occupied his time in his youth, as he couldn’t make friends very easily. He thought it had been hours when the rest of the Slytherin students made it up, however he had only been there for approximately half an hour. He quickly stashed his things and sat on his bed, drawing an illusion of him sleeping as a curtain on his bed. He looked through and saw people actively find a bed as far from his as possible, and he had no problem with that. He sat watching closely as everyone set their bags down and luckily for everyone, everyone ended up 2 beds away from him at least. Logan felt his stomach grumble and cast disillusionment on himself and dashed out of the common room quickly. He made it up to the kitchen area soon, knowing that he would be able to get past the house elves easily. He went to grab food only to get swatted by… something. He turned over and saw a boy who looked his age with big round glasses nearly falling off his face. The boy has curly red hair and his eyes are ocean blue behind the red frames he wore. He wore a yellow and black jumper over a pair of black sweatpants with the Hufflepuff mascot across its leg. Another look at their face and he saw freckles scattered everywhere and he was surprised he hadn’t noticed them sooner. However, he seemed to have taken a while to respond as the boy crossed his arms and pouted at him.

“uhm… you can… see me?”

The boy rolled his eyes somewhat playfully and gave a grin at him. He changed his posture to a more relaxed one, putting his thumbs in his pockets as he answered.

“well of course I can silly! You’re just slightly glittery! Why, am I not supposed to see you?”

“well, no? no you’re not, this is a chameleon spell I'm supposed to be blended in with the environment no one should be able to see me!” he got grumpy and shed the charm, glaring at the annoyingly taller student.

“oh well geez I dunno! Oh, hey you’re not glittery anymore!!!”

“did I do the spell wrong? Does this spell only make me less corporeal? Oh gosh I need another cloaking spell oh god my housemates will see me, and they’ll kill me what was I thinking? Maybe, maybe there's another train out? I can just go home to my dog and I wont have to do this magic stuff it’s not worth it I didn’t want this I wanted to grow up like a normal kid and see my parents everyday and go to school with normal bullies, not ones with literal death machines the size of a pen why did I come this is stupid I bet this isn’t even real maybe if I just go to sleep Ill be back at home-”

“hey kiddo, calm down! I uh, I don’t know how to help you out, uhhh, here, let’s get you some food and get you sitting down somewhere so you can breathe. Come on kiddo lets get you some food.”

After stacking a plate sky high with food, the boy hands Logan the plate and pulls out his wand, tapping on some barrels then causing one of them to fly open. The boy looks towards Logan again waving his wand at the plate and chants ‘ebublio’ to which the plate gets surrounded in a bubble. He grabs it from him and beckons Logan as he hops into the barrel. Logan, who now has his food on the line follows, somewhat hesitantly. They reach the end of the passage and the boy turns yet again and waves his wand this time at Logan, chanting the word ‘colovaria’ and when Logan looked back at his robes, he was shocked to see he wore Hufflepuff colors.

“sorry, it’s a precaution. No one from another house has ever come inside the Hufflepuff common room and if word got out that some year one kid let one in, I would be done for. Anyways, sit on down kiddo, anywhere you feel like it, though, the couches are super-duper comfy.”

Logan honestly had no idea what to do with the last few minutes, so he did as instructed, and giggled softly as the boy dramatically popped the bubble. He grabbed a piece of bread off the top and takes a bite, eyes widening in awe at the good taste. After getting over the initial shock he looks at the boy curiously.

“what's your name?”

The boy giggled heavily and smiled a big toothy grin. Logan felt slightly bad about the fact that he automatically noticed the slight gap in his teeth. He fiddled with his bright red frames and bowed dramatically.

“where are my manners!!! Hello Logan, I am Patton Scamander!!! The one and only!!! Pfft I sound silly, don’t I? anyways yup yup I'm the 4th generation of Scamander hufflefluffs!!!”

Logan stared at him blankly for a good few seconds before his eyes finally widened in realization.

“wait, you’re related to Newt Scamander? Isn’t he the one who”

“yup! He wrote fantastic beasts! And apprehended Grindelwald!!! Oh, and my mom is Luna Lovegood! She’s a hoot and a holler let me tell you, she thinks I'm quirky!!!”

Logan was in disbelief. This kid was the son of famous Ravenclaw wizard Luna Lovegood. And the great grandson of newt Scamander the magizooligist. Granted he literally only learned all of this information today, but he had a general idea that Grindelwald was a magical Hitler and thus made anyone involved in his capture war heroes and at least back home he was told to respect war heroes for defending their freedoms and yada yada, Logan was rambling.

“wait, that means your mom knew Albus Dumbledore!!! I uh, I only found out about him today, I only found out a lot of stuff today, but wasn’t he like”

Logan wasn’t able to form words for what he had been trying to convey and started vaguely gesturing and Patton just nodded and agreed. After finishing his food, he got up and poked at the entrance, trying to figure out how to leave.

“aw, leaving so soon Lolo? We were just beginning to become friends!!!”

“uh, well its late and we do have class tomorrow and I should probably sleep…”

“well can’t you sleep over? We have plenty of time to get our books between breakfast and our first class! Speaking of which, what's your first class?”

“uhm, well I guess I can? I dunno… um, when did we get our schedules?”

“oh, we don’t get them until tomorrow technically, but I have a pretty general idea of what I have, I guess. Was just wondering if you did too!”

“oh, no I uh, I don’t even know what classes there are. I didn’t know magic existed until today.”

“oh!!! Oh… oh you poor muggle born got sorted into Slytherin I'm so sorry!”

“speaking of which, what is the differences between each of the houses?”

“oh geez, uh how do I explain this… ok so my house is Hufflepuff! Hufflepuffs are in general, hard workers, who are dedicated patient and loyal! We are known for being just and true and our motto is ‘do what is nice’! We’re also great finders! Ravenclaws are smarty pants!!! Wisdom, intelligence, creativity, cleverness and knowledge, that’s them basically, they value brains over brawn! Their motto is ‘do what is wise’. Gryffindors are brave, adventurous, loyal, courageous, daring and chivalrous, they’re the storybook heroes! Their motto is ‘do what is right’. And Slytherin’s… well they have good qualities! Not all of them are bad! Obviously, because you’re really nice!!! Ok so they’re generally cunning, resourceful, ambitious, intelligent, and determined and they’re natural born leaders! They love being in charge, but they’re often arrogant and prideful, their motto is ‘do what is necessary’. The reason they get a bad rep is because many dark wizards are alumni from that house. It’s also a stereotype that all Slytherin’s are pure bloods. Its not far from the truth but anyone can be a Slytherin. I mean even harry potter fit into the house! The only reason he was a Gryffindor was because he begged the hat for anything else because Draco Malfoy made a bad impression on him. Slytherins are not bad, I feel a need to emphasize this. I feel bad for you because the current members of the house are less than savory. They aren’t evil, but they’re certainly not very nice. And it sucks that your first experience with wizards is them calling you names and hiding under the covers until the sun goes away.”

“heh that was very specific…”

“you’re a rather easy read Logan, you’re very interesting nonetheless!”

“um. Ok? Thanks, I think?”

“you’re positively welcome!!!”

Months pass, and Logan has picked up the habit of spending nights with Patton in the Hufflepuff commons. At this point in the year, late April, he’s already gone home for visits twice, and he’s contentedly walking back to the Hufflepuff commons after a walk through the library.

Of course, him being who he is, he notices a fight in the corridor. All he can see at his vantage point is green and red, a punch to the face and the greens laughing. Of course, the Slytherin’s were torturing innocent students again. He ran towards them and yelled, waving his wand and shouting ‘stupefy’ leading the two Slytherin boys to fall over. He swished his wand at the Gryffindor in front of him, saying ‘wingardium leviosa’ before booking it to Hufflepuff quarters.

He’s surprised to make it all the way there without getting caught, though the pictures on the walls can talk and… he might’ve passed Severus Snape and he did not want to be in the open when headmaster McGonagall heard about it. She’s a Gryffindor after all, she might get the wrong idea.

No no, he would say, no I wasn’t the one to knock him out I swear, it was two of my housemates who I don’t know because I'm terrified of them and that’s why I took the Gryffindor kid to my friend who knows healing magic and no its not a Hufflepuff, sorry I don’t know there house of course not because I didn’t go into the Hufflepuff commons, no ones been in the Hufflepuff commons, of course it was a um Ravenclaw yeah it was a Ravenclaw cuz they’re smart and would know healing magic, I mean they do know healing magic, of course I wouldn’t make a bet on maybe heheh yeah so in conclusion I'm sorry please don’t expel me miss McGonagall I did nothing wrong!

Yeah that wouldn’t work in the slightest. Hopefully he was fast enough that Snape didn’t see his face. Or maybe he wouldn’t tell because he was biased toward Slytherin’s. Let’s hope. Either way at the moment Logan had to enter the code for the Hufflepuff dorms as quick as possible because he did not want this Gryffindor to wake up and panic. He wordlessly changed the color of both their robes before jumping in the barrel.

“Patton? Patton there might have been an incident?”

“Comin Logi-bear!!! Ooh geez what happened!!! Logi you know fighting’s bad, how’d you end up in this situation?!?!?! Oh, give him here, oh I know him the poor thing looks half dead!!! Come on kiddo we’ll fix you right up!”

Patton grabbed the floating boy and carried him to the couch. He ran back and forth, grabbing bandages, ointments, elixirs, ice, anything and everything to make the boy less in pain. He set a bag of ice on his face, the spot Logan saw him get punched, put ointment on a cut on his lips and one on his eyebrow, and poured a little bit of the elixir in the boys’ mouth. He then rolled up his sleeves and checked out his arms, finding quite a few breaks of skin and bruises, indicating possible fractures. Patton looked over at Logan before looking back towards the arm he was bandaging.

“so, what happened lo? He’s a wreck, I doubt you could’ve done this if you wanted to!”

“why do you always assume the worst in me?”

“I don’t! I usually assume the best in you, but I prepare for the worst. Worst case scenario isn’t you getting grumpy this time! You’re not this strong, and you usually realize your mistakes sooner, you wouldn’t have caused this much damage before your conscious weighed back in. Really lo, it’s obvious.”

“I'm going to ignore your oddly astute conclusion in favor of defending myself. A couple of other Slytherin’s were ganging up on him and I was on my way back from the library when I bumped into them. I unfortunately have a moral compass-”

“that’s me!!!”

“-and I stupefied the lot of them, and grabbed this one who was knocked out, likely due to the impact on his cranium, the only actual hit I saw thrown. I imagine the two were cruel enough to continue attacking him even if he was unconscious on the ground. So, I brought him to you. If its of any importance, he’s from Gryffindor.”

“oh yeah, no I know who he is Logan, he’s a friend of mine, Roman Weasley. With the Weasley name I wouldn’t doubt any of it. The same people in your house that hate you hate him for the same reasons. Weasleys are blood traitors, willingly involving themselves with muggles, muggle borns, half-bloods, the whole nine yards. Cedrella black was disowned for marrying a Weasley, to put it in perspective. Their family is part of the sacred 28, the list of all currently completely pure-blooded families. For the most part all the families are Slytherin predominant but there's still the Weasley’s and Longbottom’s, as well as some others I can’t list off the top of my head, that defy that rule. Of course, the Slytherin’s make the biggest deal out of it, but anyways. Its good you brought him he is worse for wear the poor thing.”

Patton waved his wand over the boy, Roman’s, face. Soon after, his eyes slowly opened, and soon after that he was flailing upward in panic, falling off the couch in attempt to escape a perceived threat. Once he fully recognized the situation, he let out a deep sigh and laid on the floor.

“Patton you really mustn’t do this to me I have enough nightmares of people in my face without waking up to it! Where am I even, I don’t recognize this part of Hogwarts.”

“sorry bout that Ro! Was just worried about you! You’re in the Hufflepuff common room!”

“huh. You know when you said it was next to the kitchen, I expected it to smell more like food.”

“I expected it to smell like weed but apparently wizards get high in other ways…”

Roman turned to look at Logan with an odd stare.

“what weed? Gillyweed? Snakeweed? Also, why? I mean I know the best herbology students are usually Hufflepuff but-”

“no not- ugh how do I say this, its, it’s a hum-mor-muggle thing. Its actual name is something different, but it’s a… it’s a bad thing that people can eat and smoke, but it makes them really hungry afterwards. It doesn’t matter.”

“that sounds weird. You’re weird, who are you? How do you know Patton?”

“I know everybody!!!”

“precisely that. I have become friends with Patton. It’s also why you’re here instead of having my housemates still attacking you like big jerks.”

Roman stares blankly at Logan and Logan questions why the boy’s cheeks redden.

“oh. Uh, thanks then. Uh, I should probably be going I have class, but um, what's your name?”

“Logan. It was a pleasure meeting you Roman”

“uh yeah, you too-”

“hold on Ro drink this! It’s a painkiller, it’ll help make sure the bruises and cuts don’t hurt.”

“oh, thanks popstar! Quite nice of you!”

He drank the elixir and gave Logan an odd look before absconding to class. Logan didn’t understand this, and he also didn’t understand the warm feeling in his own cheeks, or the smug look Patton had on his face. He didn’t quite understand what was going on, but he knew enough to know that he didn’t want to know more. At least, not right now…

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[inthedrift]

More Chaleigh headcannons

Because I’ve been spreading a lot of sad recently so

Who hogs the blanket? - Chuckles, Raleigh doesn't feel the need for the blankets half the time, he grew up in Alaska for gods sake, a blanket in Sydney might just finish him off. Also Chuck gives off the heat of a dying star and is always adamant about wrapping himself around Raleigh's back and causing him to almost expire from heat exhaustion. So it's less Chuck hogging the blanket and more Raleigh fighting to have the thing as far away from him as possible

Who eats the others uneaten pizza crusts? - Rals, he spent 5 years on rations, he doesn't let anything go to waste. Even before that when Richard bailed and Dominique got sick they didn't have a lot of money so every bite of food counted. They get plenty of food now but it's still a hard habit to break if its on a plate in front of him he's not gonna leave it.

Who is more likely to cry over a sad book or movie? - Honestly I think Chuck, like he's this emotionally walled off kid effectively. And he probably didn't get to watch or read a lot of stuff and when he did it will have been engineering books or something. So Raleigh comes along and he had a childhood before the kaiju attacked he was 15 before the world even started ending, he didn't even enlist till he was 17 so like he spent his childhood with films and books. So he picks these films that Chuck missed that he has to see and some of them are sad, like super sad and Chuck has spent so long bottling in any emotion that wasn't anger or smugness and Raleigh makes him feel safe so these films the sort of shock the tears out of him. And at first he's embarrassed but Raleigh is always there always comforting and honestly sometimes it's more beneficial than their mandatory therapy sessions as he feels so much safer crying about a film with Raleigh and just being normal.

Who talks smack while playing video games? - Both of them. Are you kidding me? Raleigh is a middle child like, he probably grew up with a wii, bet you he tried to beat Yancy to death with a wii remote once for blue shelling him (they hurt, my brother broke my finger with one). So like Raleigh was raised on smack talk and video games, but Chuck who no doubt missed out on a lot especially like COD or stuff, is a competitive and contrary little shit. No way is he taking anything lying down, bet you he starts teabagging Rals the first time he kills him even though he has no clue what it is or that it has a name. Also bet you they've fallen out/actually had a physical fight over Mario Party just saying.

Who sings along with the radio? - Raleigh probably, like again he was old enough when the war started. So most songs that come on the radio he will know and he'll take great delight in pissing Chuck off by singing at the top of his voice and out of tune (he can sing in tune, fairly well tbh, but were is the fun in that). Chuck surprises him though, like ok he doesn't know any of the modern stuff but he knows like everything 80's and some vague 90s stuff and Raleigh is kinda shooketh, and the kid is adorable when he knows a song on the radio and he just can't help himself singing along, (Raleigh won't say it outloud but he's not a great singer, but he loves Chuck's voice so he couldn't give a shit) also and Chuck would kill Raleigh if anyone else ever found out but Chuck knows musicals. Like he doesn't know movies but Angela loved musicals and Chuck has a playlist - he listens to it in the shower.

Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire while cooking? - Chuck. Raleigh had a sick mother, who lets be real he would have had to cook for as Yancy must have been working to bring some money in other than any benefits or sick pay or whatever. So Raleigh is like a super competent cook, maybe he hasn't done it in a while but it's ingrained into him. Chuck on the other hand he hasn't lived anywhere but military bases and shatterdomes since he was 12. Food just kinda appears, like he tips up to the mess hall and there it is. So the first few times it will go as expected the food isn't great, but it's edible like Chuck is too much of a perfectionist to fuck up that badly. But then he'll get a little confident a little bit cocky and will try and do two things at once and before you know it he's put a towel on a burner ring and all the sprinklers go off.

Who would throw the other into a pool? - Raleigh? Again he's a younger sibling, I feel things like that come from either having a sibling or high school shenanigans and seeing as Chuck has experienced neither he just wouldn't consider it. But Raleigh decides it would be fucking hilarious to grab Chuck off the stretcher he's been reading on by the pool bridal style and it takes Chuck a second to react first by dropping his book followed by an "Oi, Ray, fuck do you think you're doing" and before you know it the kid has been dropped in the deep end. Queue all out war, Raleigh still has a tan line in the shape of a dick on his back.

Who shops for groceries? - Raleigh, Chuck comes along and just throws garbage in the cart like he'll 100% see how many snacks he can sneak in there before they get to the check out. If Raleigh sent him alone they would have exactly nothing with any nutritional value.

Who kills the spiders? - Max, Raleigh is scared of them like not to the point where he'd die if stuck in a room with one, but he isn't getting close enough to the fucker to kill it. And Chuck well Chuck is deathly afraid, like would happily just burn the house to the ground and leave kind of afraid. He trained Max to eat spiders, because if there's even one in the room with him he can't sleep, can't focus on anything but where the thing is. Like he's slept in the mess hall a few times to avoid a spider.

Who is the morning/night person? - Raleigh is a golden retriever personified, he's all baby Anna from Frozen "The sky's away so I'm awake", so like it will be 6am and he'll be raring to go and he's not exactly quiet or tactful when he wakes up, and Chuck will be jostled awake and every morning without fail Chuck will have to debate whether he punches Raleigh hard enough in the throat that he passes out. Chuck has learned however that Raleigh will sleep in later if he's well and truly fucked the night before so that's usually his tactic, alternatively if Chuck can wake up long enough to give Raleigh a good blow job he tends to go straight back to sleep, so yeah Chuck is certainly not a morning person and has learnt to use sex or violence as a way to get more sleep.

Who proposes? - Honestly I think it would probably be Chuck, like Raleigh probably wouldn't even consider it. He loves Chuck like with his whole being, but Raleigh's experience of marriage is a father who had a whole other family and bailed on his mom so he's not exactly the sort of person who would consider it the ultimate declaration of love. But Chuck his happy memories were from when his mum and dad were together and it was the three of them and Herc still loves Angela so of course Chuck would see it as a way to show Rals he loves him and Raleigh would be so shocked and awed that Chuck would want to saddle himself with his has been ass and of course Raleigh says yes.

Who forgot to put the cat dog outside before sex? - I mean Raleigh probably as Chuck has experienced that awful feeling of eyes on him during sex only to turn and see Max staring woefully at him from across the room probably way more times than he wants to admit but Raleigh. Raleigh has probably never had a pet and has never had to worry about being watched by anything other than another human which they tend to remove themselves from the situation fairly quickly when they've grasped what's about to happen. So yeah Raleigh would forget and they'd be happily cracking on as it were and Max instead of just watching in that creepy unblinking way that pets tend to have he'd come up and actually lick any part of either body he could reach standing on his hind legs and Raleigh would actually fucking squeak and Chuck would be laughing to hard to focus on much of anything else for a good while. So they don't forget anymore.

Who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit? Chuck? Like I can see Raleigh doing more embarrassing shit, like tripping over constantly or just being a fucking dork and Chuck just films it. But Raleigh is 100% the more likely one that if Chuck did trip over or he caught him singing Les Mis or something to post it somewhere. He’s also the one that’s gonna get a bo staff to the head for the trouble but he’d probably only regret it when he’s lying in bed with the lights off because he has a minor concussion and the light makes his head want to explode but at least Chuck is stroking his hair and hasn’t turned them back on so that probably counts as a win.

Who breaks the most phones? Raleigh probably. I see him as being the clumsy one but if Chuck is mad he’s so gonna launch phones at things like walls or people. But I think Chuck accepts that failing and would have a proper case on his phone, Raleigh on the other hand is always adamant that he won’t drop this one cue two weeks later having to admit to Chuck that the screen is in a million pieces and the battery might be leaking as he dropped it off one of the engineering decks.

Who thinks they can do something really well even though they can't? Neither? Like Raleigh isn’t that sort of cocky, he would never think he’s good at something that he isn’t - he knows what he excels at and is perfectly accepting of what he can’t do. And Chuck honestly I think he’s pretty good at a lot of things and he’s far too proud to do something that he’s bad at and wouldn’t be willing to make a fool of himself in front of others. So I think they both know what they can and can’t do

Who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed? Rals 100%. Like he’s an eternal sunshine child, he goes from 0-60 in the blink of an eye and Chuck is not into the whole being awake before a reasonable hour unless a goddamn kaiju is here and about to fuck shit up. So I don’t doubt that if Raleigh is being either too noisy or too handsy before Chuck is either willing to wake up or willing to have morning sex before having a nap then I can bet Raleigh has either been pushed/kicked out of bed forcefully onto the floor, punched somewhere usually the throat or his balls or Chuck has actively tried to smother him either with a pillow or just his own body. That and I’d put money on Raleigh taking great delight in coming back early from being outside maybe just taking max for a wee and putting his cold hands/feet against Chuck’s skin, and Chuck has just removed him not just from the bed but the entire room and left him out in the corridor until he’s ready to get up.

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Ask Malthael & Fic Replies - Masterlist

Since I have quite a few new followers, I wanted to mention that I do track all my Askbox replies under this tag!

If you flip through the pages, all of the Ask Malthael replies are in there as well. I occasionally see people favorite a couple of them (I think because those ones appear in the tumblr search) and I usually assume no one knows there are more, due again to the terrible search. These replies aren’t considered officially canon for my series, but they can be considered tie-in or fic-of-fic.

And for your ease of search, I also present....

The Masterlist of “Ask Malthael” Content

[Below the break, because it’s getting very long.]

dO yOu liKE BisCUitS? (the original ask)

Hi Mal, What is the meaning of life?

What's it like NOT having to grow up?

About Chalad’ar

What happened to your followers? Pt. 1

What’s it like having a face?

What happened to your followers? Pt. 2

About Auriel

Just use normal swords! (a classic Mal answer)

did u lik the bred (Mal writes bad poetry)

How do you feel about how easily and how well Tyrael adjusted to mortal life by comparison?

Hello Farah, what’s your favorite book? Ask Others Pt. 1 (short fic)

Aya, what’s your favorite food? Ask Others Pt. 2 (short fic)

Lyndon, what’s the best and worst thing about working with Malthael? Ask Others Pt. 3 (short fic)

A most pressing (NSFW) query Pt. 1

Remember when Auriel defeated Imperius in a duel?

Does the name Linarian mean anything to you or Tyrael?

Do you remember when you got your first sibling?

A most pressing (NSFW) query Pt. 2

If a tree falls in the woods...

Tyrael, why is Imperius such an asshole? Ask Others Pt. 4

About Itherael

More about Auriel

The Sound of Biscuits

Malthael offers dating advice

Leah salt

Mr. Malthael can I give you a hug? (comic collab)

Kormac’s past and the Templars

Cain’s Illustrations of the Council

What Lord of Hell do you hate the most?

‘Quiet’ has a few questions for M (’That First Spark’ crossover)

Imperius - Valor or velour?

A questionable necromancer

Masterpost - Valentine’s Day Shenanigans 2019

Mephisto likes Auriel

Hugging the Angiris Council

Breaking the Pots

Dating the Archangel of Valor (short fic)

Chickens

Remember when you first saw the Worldstone?

Why is Imperius in the cathedral stained-glass?

How is Lyndon doing? (D:AA related)

Please tell Auriel that she is wonderful (D:AA related)

A fluffy inquiry

A fluffy reply & conclusion

Tell us something silly Tyrael did

How is Farah coping with the heartache? (post-D:AA)

Do angels feel pain in their wings?

How does Imperius’ halo work?

What foods do you like?

Is there a title you prefer we call you?

Difference between the Pools of Wisdom and Library of Fate

Chalad’ar the Wine Glass

Malthael’s Dreams

What would you tell your past self?

Raisins or biscuits? (art from @oyeedraw)

About Inarius

What are the wing pauldrons for?

Sabirah is POd at Malthael

Mortal quirks (Malthael)

Mortal quirks (Tyrael and Auriel)

Have you been to Xiansai?

And what about me? (Compliments series)

Auriel

Izual

Spirit Ouija

The kids are (probably not) all right

A letter from Magius

Did Imperius ever care about his siblings?

Rumour Has It....(Ask series)

Moonwalk

Sore Loser

Cinnamon Roll (Auriel)

What do you fear...(Ask series)

Raisins

Demons doing the Naruto run

Sleeping

Raisins 2

Poor decisions

Losing control of Death

Yourself

Do you have all your wisdom teeth?

Static nature of angels vs. variability of humans

Do Malthael and Tyrael have BDE?

Have you looked at the Book of Adria?

What do you think of the Necromancers?

Muffy needs dating advice

How do you keep a Wisdom angel happy?

Is love sickness real?

Gullible sisters talking to strangers (w/@oyee)

A D3 AU idea for Leoric

Wanted: the Chalice of Resurrection

Mal’s bath preferences

The Masterlist of Ask-related Fics & Fic Prompt Responses

About Music

"Help me I’m stuck” (Mal & Lyndon)

“Don’t leave...please” (Zaira & Osseus)

“Did you just flick me?” (Lyndon, Eirena, & Kormac)

“You’re worth it” (Farah & Mal)

“Could you hold my hand?” (Auriel, Tyrael, & Mal)

What are your favorite things about Farah? (Lyndon & Mal)

A delectable delivery (Tyrael & Mal)

A pair of (wiseass) pants Pt. 1

The Lesser Aspects of Mortaling (Pt.1-6, Epilogue) (Mal & Farah)

The Cow Level does not exist (Lyndon & Mal)

A thank you from Chialnoth (Mal & Farah)

RP Ask Threads

The easiest way to find these is to search for the @ user tagged below on my blog.

@macabrecabra 

Magtherius/fledgling!Malthael

The Quilt Adventure (teen!Malthael)

Trouble Comes Home (In Time This Too Shall Pass shenanigans)

Flight of the Bumblebee (teen!Imperius and Bulnthael) (in-progress)

@fluffy-angels 

fluffy!Inarius takes Mal on a fluffy adventure of doom

Mal visits the fluff again (hiatus)

The Pants Incident (Rathma and Kalan) (in-progress)

@oyeedraw

Bad wine decisions (Ira, Raamiel, Askblog!Malthael) (in-progress)

@bigbrotherolivier​

The cat and Sabirah (hiatus)

The Masterlist of Headcanons

Imperius (4 headcanons)

Eirena (4 headcanons)

Tyrael (4 headcanons)

Malthael & Tyrael Canon-based Headcannons

Itherael & Auriel Canon-based Headcannons

Malthael & Obsessions

headcanon - Imperius

headcanon - Farah

Who gets lost easy? (OC)

Who likes rock music? (OC)

Why do lady angels have breasts? Or at least breast shapes in their armor? (Also about quantum angels)

Random character headcanons series:

Itherael (whistling)

Imperius (crafting Solarion)

Auriel (mom)

Eirena (magic tricks)

Lyndon (swimming)

Inarius (Whimsyshire)

Urzael (fighting style)

Malthael and blood

What’s in your character’s pockets? (Farah)

[nighttimepixels]

Hiya Night! :D For some reason I feel like it's been a while. I saw you might write some headcannons for lilytale, so I thought I might ask about how what these skeletons cling on to when life gets tough, or what gets them through. For example if they have a belief, a memory, a goto plan, or if they draw strength from family! Oh, but remember to take breaks if your inbox ends up flooded - we know everyone loves lilytale.

ohhh this is a super cute one! i’ve got a couple others in my inbox i’ll answer too, but this was a sweet one to consider first.

(long post, so press J if you’re on desktop and want to skip it, or just scroll on by mobile users!)

Serif: She's got an album she keeps in her desk - full of polaroids, reminders of good times, reminders of incredible places that exist out there, reminders of the *realness* of the life she's living now. She'll also go out on a walk, either by herself or with her sister, and will take a few more to add to her collection. Some end up strung up on her walls, the only wall decoration she has besides a starry tapestry on one wall - yet *plenty*, taking up all manner of space.

Vellum: Depends on the day; one of two things will be chosen... if she needs activity to cheer her up, she'll cajole her sister into an evening (or night) of cooking and hilariously bad, cheesey sitcom reruns to cheer her up. In the quiet moments, though, when she can't keep up her usual cheerful smile, she'll cling to any kind of physical activity to ground herself. It ranges from physical training - she's a brilliant sparring partner - to something as 'calm' as yoga. It helps her remember that even if she doesn't have a 'goal' achievable at the moment, that just being here is good enough, that she's got a real life and world and hopes and dreams and friends and her sister - so much, right here, and after rooting herself in her own body she can go seek them out and find purpose just in being with them.

Sapphire: She'll climb up to the roof and watch the stars turn into the breaking dawn while listening to music. Oftentimes, she'll sing softly along, reminding herself that it's *real*, it's all real, and no matter what another dawn will keep coming. She also takes a lot of strength from her sister & her friends and will seek them out for some quality time.

Amber: The key necklace she and her sister both have - a grounding object from when things were really dark for her Underground. That and baking with her sister. It brings back good memories and helps get her through the rough patch with the warmth of family (as well as delicious pastries).

Crimson: She used to have a few far worse habits, but since ending up on this Surface environment with the other girls she was able to put most of them behind her. Nowadays she'll either find a friend with benefits to have sex with, or she'll actually make a couple cup of coffees and go silently sit with her sister or one of her closest friends (Amber, Serif, Cinnamon), cuddled up and surprisingly quiet. Basically, physical intimacy grounds her a lot.

Scarlet: Like her sister, she deeply values physical intimacy; if she doesn't seek her sister out for some quiet, safe time where neither of them have to do anything but just be, she'll seek out one of her closest friends (Vell, Pepper, Sapphire). Alternatively, she pulls out a small journal she keeps locked up in her room - not a diary, but partially a recollection of important things she's seen/done here, and more presciently a list of goals. She grounds herself, reminds herself that she's got so much more to achieve - that she *will* achieve, with more time and continued work.

Pepper: She'll go out into their yard, to a well-established firepit, and build one. If she's up to it, somehow, she'll manage to cook a campfire feast - if not, she just watches the light and stays warm by it. More often than not, her sister will find her while this is happening, and will come sit by her with an instrument in hand. If you eavesdrop, you can hear Cinnamon playing old songs for her - and Pepper singing along in a language no human has ever known. (If she's unable to do this, Pepper will seek out light, almost like a moth - the more warm and natural the better. It's engrained, from when she was underground, thinking about the stars and the sun. Once she's in a slightly better place, she'll seek out a friend to challenge to some competition or other.)

Cinnamon: Her hand's likely already on the lock necklace she wears at all times, often hidden under her sweater - Pepper wears a matching one. A reminder slightly echoing the one Amber and Sapphire share, of a dark time Cinn and her sister got through, ending up with these necklaces as a memento/reminder. Beyond that, she will either seek physical affection - possibly sex, possibly cuddling - or she will play an instrument (generally ukulele during these times). Beauty in the darkness, sense of something senseless, possibility from a few strings and bits of wood - it helps make sense to her, remind her of the infinite *possibility*, but the simplicity there too.

Blade: nowadays, she clings to the memory of when she and Twist first felt the sun after coming to this Surface - Twist couldn't see, of course, but the *feeling* was just as visceral. If the sun's out, Blade'll seek it, just sitting in it, and if it's nighttime she'll go stare at the stars. She'll also probably garden, if she's close to home - with the intent of coaxing a little more magic into the surrounding plant life to better her sister's life (as Twist can't see normally, nothing but vague senses of color, but she can 'see' magic - ergo, magic in the surroundings helps Twist navigate & see their gardens, etc). She's also unopposed to a cuddle session, especially if the weather's bad.

Twist: She listens to music, and like Blade, will seek out the sun if possible, for the same sort of reasons. If it's nighttime or stormy weather, you'll probably find her inside playing the piano - a physical reminder of what she's capable of, even in a low-magic environment - or she'll go take a bath in the large facilities they specially built for themselves. If possible, she also significantly values cuddling (on days both she and her sister are having it rough, they make/order a significant amount of food and listen to storytelling podcasts together.)

Glyph: she travels a lot, is a musician and a photographer alike - so if she doesn't already have an instrument in hand, she'll probably seek one out, and sing songs in an old language no human knows, reclining in the back of her truck and facing the open skies above her on some distant, quiet road. If that's not an option, she'll often think back to the first proper time she bonded with Serif after coming to this timeline - it's a good memory, and leads to the bonding with the rest of the skelesisters (it is, however, spoilers, so I can't share it, heh.)

Alpha: One thing is definitely spoilers, but in general she's likely going to dive into more work - but work that specifically betters the immediate lives of her found family with the rest of the Lilytale girls. Above all she wants a plan, wants to be able to do something actionable. Oftentimes, she'll end up in particular getting up to something with Cinnamon - in general, though, it's the bonds with the girls that keeps her grounded, and she’ll seek them out even just for some quality time & shenanigans.