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saw an elderly woman walking around with a tote bag whose design were the four AO3 fic category squares and she very excitedly asked if i was a reader or a writer bcs nobody else at the con had recognized it, and after telling her that i've been writing fic since fanfic.net, she solemnly nodded and explained that she'd been reading fic since "the days of personal websites" but that she only started writing fanfic when she was 47 and oh my god when i tell you that i genuinely teared up on the spot!!!!! like!!! HELL YEAH???? LITERALLY NEVER TOO OLD TO START WRITING. NEVER TOO OLD TO WRITE AND SHARE YOUR FIC.

her enthusiastic "i'm a very nice and bubbly person, i swear! but i love writing angst and major character death :)" nearly took me the fuck out.

icon. legend. diva. i wish her nothing but a kajillion million comments and kudos. i hope her fic updates crash AO3. i hope she knows i'm promoting her to my personal patron saint of AO3.

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Come back, I have to tell you the plot of a fic I’ll never write and get you excited about it so we can all be disappointed with me later

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Rathma, Lorath

RathRath

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Characters who are attack dogs in the most loyal and feral bodyguard way for sure for sure but consider also characters who are attack dogs in the most tired way possible. Characters who are battle scarred and tired but are repeatedly called into service. Characters who wish the others would learn how to defend themselves for once. Attack dog in the sense of sighing, walking over and turning someone into mincemeat, then finding a nice patch of sun and going back the fuck to sleep. Characters who are fully aware their willingness to engage in combat and be ruthless and nasty has allowed their loved ones to make things worse by avoiding any kind of conflict or discomfort altogether.

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SO MUCH!

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

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Hell yeah it's done

I started this one last year, and ran out of time after getting Malthael mostly finished. But now they're both done in the nick of time!

Happy Pride folks.

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idris telemmier is such a great protagonist

traumatised, malnourished, paranoid 5ft nothing twig of a guy who's almost a century old at this point but he got a bunch of invasive surgeries in his late 20s that made it so he stopped aging and also incapable of sleeping and extra susceptible to brain embolisms

the surgery in question was specifically to make him extra susceptible to *the horrors* because it is in fact his job to talk to the horrors and convince them not to kill everyone. afterwards he's always a comatose wreck regardless of whether it worked or not

the one singular time he chooses violence all he ends up achieving is breaking half the bones in his hand

his end goal is to just fucking leave but sadly people keep needing him to do diplomacy with the planet-strangling horrors

drenched-ass cinnamon roll of a character; he is so fucking tired

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Waving to say hi, I'm here! Just heckin busy with life. Cows for interest. Been doing lots of adventuring. Maybe in the "wander and find interesting things" stage of the classic Mal stages.

I see there's a whole bunch of folks enjoying stuff. Love to see that even after all this time. ❤️

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ms paint study from 2021

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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character

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The evacuation prep poster is done! This poster is designed primarily with wildfires in mind, but the tips can apply to preparing for any much any disaster.

If you share this image outside of tumblr, please link back to my website: www.Katy-L-Wood.com

[[Image ID: A poster including a layered graphic showing what items to have ready to prepare for evacuating your home based on how much warning you have that you need to evacuate. The inner, red, level is labeled “No Warning.” The next, orange, level is labeled “Less Than an Hour.” The next, yellow, level is labeled “More Than an Hour.” The final, green, level is labeled “General Preparedness.” The items associated with each level and the text are included below. /end ID.]]

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Evacuation Prep:

As the world changes, it is important to be prepared to safely and efficiently evacuate your home, potentially with little or no warning. Preparing ahead of time can help to reduce stress and anxiety, and help you evacuate safely if the time comes.

Red Level (No Warning): People | Pets | Keys. Human life matters most. If you can’t rescue your pets, let them out to give them their best chance. If evacuating by car, don’t forget your keys.

Orange Level (Less Than an Hour): Crucial Meds | Important Papers | Money | Paper Map | Pet Vaccination Records. Crucial meds and medical equipment. Papers including passports, birth certificates, medical records, etc.. Multiple forms of payment. Paper map with marked evac routes in case of signal loss. Phone. Most evac centers require vaccine records for pets to be allowed in.

Yellow Level (More Than an Hour): Photos | Hard Drives | Computers | Chargers | Irreplaceable Items | OTC Meds | Pet Supplies | Pet Food | Clothes | Weather Gear. Family photos. Hard drives and computers. Make digital backups ahead of time. Charging cords. Irreplaceable items such as collectibles and mementos. Over the counter medical supplies such as Aspirin and tampons. Pet supplies such as bowls, crates, toys, and litter. Pet food and treats. Clothes. If you are running out of time grab your laundry basket. Weather gear if needed.

Green Level (General Preparedness): Food | Water | Radio | N95 Masks | Multitool | Power Pack | Gas | Stove + Fuel | Flashlight | Toiletries | Emergency Contact Info | Bedding | First Aid | Can Opener. Easy prep, shelf-stable food. Water. Battery powered/rechargeable NOAA weather radio. N95 masks for smoke. A multitool. Rechargeable power pack for phones. Keep your car at least partially fueled at all times. Portable stove and fuel for cooking food without power. Flashlight and spare batteries. Toiletries including hair products, toothbrush and paste, etc.. Emergency contact info for friends and loved ones. Spare pillows and blankets. Dedicated first aid kit. Can opener.

Save yourself time and stress by preparing an evacuation bag ahead of time and keep it in an easy to access place. At the end of every season rotate out the perishable items within such as food, water, and medications. The more you can keep in the bag, the more time you’ll have to grab everything else. Remember, it is okay if you can’t do everything. Some preparation is better than no preparation.

If you are in the U.S.A. and experiencing disaster related anxiety call the Disaster Distress Hotline at 1-800-985-5990 for support and resources.

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If you share this image outside of tumblr, please link back to my website: www.Katy-L-Wood.comf

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On a Book of Prava related note, somebody had better turn Rathma's skull into a teapot now that he's actually dead. It's traditional and I think he'd love it.

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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."

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Itherael came out a little bit ghostier than I had anticipated. But hey, the thing that's responsible for overseeing the possible lives of everyone and everything might be a little bit unnerving to witness. They Know. Intimately.

Also they get to have at least four arms and five eyes at any given time. As a treat.

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some sketches of this broken little love

do not judge me

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Are there humans in fluffy angel au? What about demons

Well sure. Here's a demon.

There's a human.

Mostly.

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"...Why do you have that."