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will never forgive pb for referring to these pants as "shorts". no tf they are not
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Viago, when playing as Rook De Riva: you IDIOT you were my favorite fledgling why did you have to make a mess of this now I have to jump through all these convoluted hoops to keep you safe. Teia stop telling Rook how much I missed them it's not funny they could have DIED. also your room is exactly the way you left it please come home
Strife, when playing as Rook Aldwir: Why hasn't this weird bug i kicked out of our camp ages ago died yet :|
#rook wearing a shirt that says “i joined the veiljumpers and all i got was my almost ex dating my almost dad who doesn't even like me”#why wont he even acknowledge me 😭😭😭 i loved u in the short story... but i am just some mud he tracked in i guess rip#dragon age: veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard#viago#viago de riva#strife#strife dragon age#rook#dragon age rook#de riva#aldwir#rook aldwir#rook de riva#veil jumpers#antivan crows#jade plays dav#crow is my second playthrough and its making it really stark just how uneven these factions are... i love the concept of veiljump SO MUCH#but it is so empty in comparison#ramblings#julieta de riva#juniper aldwir
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remembering one of the times i was getting evaluated by a therapist to determine if i was "really trans" or not or whatever and he was like "so if you transitioned to male, how would you dress differently?"
and i was like "i.. dont know. I wouldnt?"
and he looked at me blankly and wrote something down and said "really? you wouldnt wear anything more masculine?"
and i realized i'd given the wrong answer so I just said "I would... wear... suits?"
and he smiled and wrote something else down like "ah! yes"
#scream#like- listen#clothes are not gender- i know this you know this#he doesnt know this#HOWEVER#i literally only wear jeans and t shirts or shorts and t shirts#what on earth am i supposed to be transitioning into wearing??
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Dick: So you like, were in that Lazarus pit...
Jason: Yes?
Dick: And it like... healed you of everything and... it made you brand new and-
Jason: Get to the point..?
Dick: How do you STILL HAVE KNEE SCARS?!
Jason: What do you mean?
Jason's knee scars from the Boy-Robin Boy-Shorts™:
Jason: HOW ARE THEY STILL THERE?!
Dick: AND WHY DO I HAVE THE SAME ONES?
Jason: We have to talk to Tim and Damian. This might be a Robin thing..
*they do so*
Tim: Oh, those? Yeah, you guys have had those since you were little. They're from the lack of pants.
Dick: How do you-
Tim, maniacally: I have so many videos of you all falling flat on your faces and scraping your knees...
#THIS IS MY BIGGEST GRIPE#I WEAR PANTS#FULL PANTS#I DESPISE SHORTS#AND MY KNEES ARE BRUISED AND SCARRED#and people draw jason and dick with... unhurt knees?#their knees are COVERED in any sort of scarring under the sun#any bruise#any bump#it's there#but tim#he KNOWS that them knees are TORN#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#robin#robin shorty shorts#that's not a tag#it should be.#dc#batfamily#batman#nightwing#red hood#red robin dc
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My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.
Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.
Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.
He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.
Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it
#and she def walks around in basketball shorts and a wife beater#+ the fact that she probably steals Percy’s clothes#like don’t get me wrong she looks awesome#I just think it’s funny#and with Rick’s books you can tell by the fashion that it’s a man writing#AND SHES THE ONLY ONE#besides Jason#Jason also only wears his purple t-shirt#I’m pretty sure he died in it#but everyone else has a sense of fashion#even if it’s a little bit#I love her#she’s so Adam Sandler coded#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#pjo tv show#heroes of olympus#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase
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I can't tell the difference between skiz and skzoo by Sydney Short Form Manager🐶
#sydney short form manager kim seungmin#😭#10/10 very funny caption to me#i like that he did his part immediately like he was not dragging his task out he was on it and done. time for lunch.#kim seungmin#skz#stray kids#bystay#skz gifs#createskz#yang jeongin#you're wearing pink jeonger its only natural to dweakki you#seo changbin#lee know#lee felix#han jisung#bang chan#hwang hyunjin#chan too busy looking at puppym
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Cute wholesome fics where Stan teaches Soos or Wendy how to drive were always so funny to me because...
And while he insists that everyone in town has ran over McGucket before, we also know he ran over Toby too and absolutely did not give a shit (understandable in that case)
But then again...
Also bless Mr Honeypants
And another detail I love is that his car is casually filled with parking tickets
How many tickets are in Ford's name...
#i like to think that ford also sucks at driving#and that dipper and mabel are technically the best drivers despite only using golf carts#the bear scene always gets to me#him spending decades avoiding the town's weirdness while also being as weird as the rest of them#the coloring book page probably doesn't count as canon but i still love it#stan pines#stanley pines#soos ramirez#wendy corduroy#gravity falls#dipper pines#disclaimer: i do believe he taught them. i just think the stories should be framed more as a 'wHAT HAS HE UNLEASHED UPON THIS REALM'#stan: if you respect road laws and don't seek to break them at all times then you're dead to me#how did his car survive for over 40 years#oh for mr honeypants to casually still be in show after his debut....#also never forget about the golf cart short#it's dear to my heart#'remember kids always wear your seatbelt when driving your car into a ravine!'
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So I was doing some math, and I THINK Skully is almost as tall as Malleus without his horns
I think the main reference to his height is Epel being surprised they're the same age because he's taller than Sebek, yes? which I find interesting, considering Jade and Malleus -- two of the tallest guys in the main cast -- are also there. and, since I've never been one to not think waaaay too much about the absolute stupidest minutiae about fictional characters, I see two possibilities:
one is that Epel is extremely good at eyeballing heights (I actually do feel like he could be? like. I'd believe he can estimate someone's height fairly accurately by calculating based on the life stages of an apple tree, or how many apples tall they are, or something else apple-related like that.) and Scully does, perhaps, fall into that narrow margin between Sebek and Jade in height.
OR two, out of the three certified Tall Guys there, Sebek is Epel's main frame of reference because he's the only one he's had any real interaction with for, let's be fair, pretty obvious reasons.
SO in conclusion, we still have no concrete answers and will probably have to wait until next year when we get his card profile, alas alas. 😔
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#disclaimer that this is mostly a joke and i am aware that i'm putting way more thought into this than was intended#(just like how i've thought WAY too much about where this event takes place chronologically based on a single throwaway line)#(the chronology is complex but there are more pressing discussions for now)#honestly i would love it if scully was like 6'7" and just towered over everybody#except malleus' horns#that's why he has to wear the glasses!#he needs eye protection just in case malleus turns around too quickly or something#geeze and he's only 16...he hasn't even reached his final form yet#do they have the courage to make him just a big ol' baguette of a man#or are they going to be all consistent about average heights or whatever >:(#we're gonna get his profile next year and find out he's like 188.5cm#(rip my vague hopes that fellow would surprise us by being a short king)#(look gidel is VERY small. there was a CHANCE)
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I don’t know if there really is any science behind workout routines separated by sex, but even if there is benefit to doing exercise “for women” i don’t give a shit. and i will intentionally seek out guides made For Men. because by and large, this is how the different video thumbnails shake out
#especially when you are explicitly looking at strength training but the focal point of the thumbnail is still thinness#and the girl always in something of this type of pose.#if there's a dude in the thumbnail w his shirt off also he's facing the camera directly and looking Bulky as fuck#so even that doesn't compare At All#but half the time it is literally a guy just talking. in the thumbnail.#anyway if you want to be strong as a Wamen you need to wear tight little yoga shorts first#sergle.txt#i'm not trying to get sexy i'm trying to get strong. killing you killing you killing you#I realize that fitness IN GENERAL is very Thinness and Attractiveness-centric but it's worse if you type 'for women'
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class swap design masterpost for convenience (from top to bottom: bard!riz, cleric!gorgug, sorcerer!kristen, barbarian!fig, artificer!adaine, and rogue!fabian)
#dimension 20#fantasy high#fhfy#fhsy#fhjy#riz gukgak#gorgug thistlespring#kristen applebees#figueroth faeth#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#my class swap stuff! oh yeah I think I got a tag for that I'll call that#fh class quangle#gna slowly go back and get that tag on relevant posts too. for organization's sake#even tho I didnt really intend this blog to be that kinda blog lmao. we were all just gonna be out here dealin with that at our own pace#anyways uh! they! u know all the lore for the designs already I put em in tags. but otherwise this also collects like the#color keys kind of for these. mostly the things that change between designs#doing this did make me realise half of these are a Lot more consistent in color keys than the other half lol#like kristen's palette stays pretty much the same. and fabian's. the hit's mostly in the construction#a lot of this is overall like an exercise in remembering what high schoolers would actually wear and how to work in Costume pieces#on this point at least I straight up have No relevant recollection lmao all the basic education establishments I went to have uniforms#and outside of school I was. well kind of a shorts and tee guy. so#on that topic I feel like fabian's is the furthest stretch lmao. like if a guy in high school wears the same bright yellow raincoat#to school every day that's like. people would Not like that guy. fabian really is saved by being cute and a rogue#he will still have stans when he's deep in his fishing arc in junior year he's the manic pixie dream bf#anyways uh. things to do! stuff to get done. sleep first tho. have a good night lads#I have not caught new nsbu yet! seems I mostly catch them like two to three days late nowadays.#so please uhh. don't reply on my posts with nsbu spoilers? we are all excited and having fun but that's rude#ok thank u. signing off for the day have a good night#!!
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that bike's not the only thing getting ridden tonight
(this was inspired by this photoset which promptly filled my head with all sorts of mechanic au ideas😵💫)
#i also used this as a rendering/colouring study but its very much not the focus#hoping tumblr gods dont smite me for this#he's wearing shorts guys#everything's fine#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#ghostsoap#giragi art
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HATERS MAD I CAN EXPERIENCE CHILDLIKE WONDER ☀️🌟‼️‼️‼️
egghead becoming animated has permanently changed me as a person
#one piece#monkey d luffy#luffy#gear 5th#gear 5 luffy#gear 5#one piece spoilers#egghead#fanart#my art#digital art#artists on tumblr#art#tin art#'why is luffy in his underwear'#every time i draw egghead luffy i'm removing his shorts#we were robbed of having luffy wearing a dress#so i remove his dumb shorts#yes ik if he didn't have shorts under he'd be fighting in his undies as gear 5#and i think that would be hilarious and fitting#LET THE MAN FREE
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flicks them on the forehead
#wip#op doesn't change bc he's always Running around doing shit & doesn't want to ruin his cool shirts/pants . unless she's going somewhere nice#usually with d..#however i think it would also be Funny if he had so many red work shirts to spare so she just. wears them all the time and pairs them wit#blue shorts or pajamas so he Looks like he's wearing uniform until u look down and see her in chanclas
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Don't talk incriminating shop infront of your boss at the office Christmas party.
#tf2#tf2 fanart#team fortress 2#tf2 demoman#tf2 spy#tf2 pauling#i have....3 other ideas for the christmas party! hopefully i get time to draw them all o7#im sorry engie fans he just really amuses me. engie really gets the short stick in my drawings lol#spy stooped to wearing a silly tie that you can't see at this angle kdjdjkfsdk#i might fuss with the holly garland later as i think it could be seen as mistletoe but i just wanted to do a christmassy border#IDK why there are lines near the edges! they're not there for me in PS ;;
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May I offer you some Esseks in these trying times
#including such variants as:#essek robes too long slug#essek robes too long angy Harkonnen from the new Dune#essek everything the same in the initial Lucid Bastion meeting but his robes are short and he's wearing flip flops#Essek as drawn by a child#Essek No Face on the train in the spirit world#Essek “the more you know”#Essek “just some little guys”#ariadne draws CR#critical role#essek thelyss#op
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Here's a little Dorym I started last month after watching 4-Sided Dive but didn't finish until now
#yes I saw Robbie's footy shorts and went “oh Dorian would definitely wear footy shorts”#he is suspicious of his drink for reasons unknown#Orym turned out looking so cute I took myself off guard look at his curls#critical role#critical role fanart#orym of the air ashari#dorian storm#dorym#cr fanart#cr3#critical role campaign 3#liam o'brien#robbie daymond#screencap redraw#olessan art#fan art#art#can you tell I started phoning it in on the shoes and chairs those are not the focus here lol
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