#he's trying xD

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

*insert Remus sitting on the couch quietly and patting walking in*

*patton scared*:O-Oh…uh..hey..Remus..heh

Remus:Patton can I ask you a question?

Patton:Uh..Sure?

Remus:Do you think I’m annoying?

Patton:What?..I um…No?..

Remus:Then why doesn’t Janus wanna hang out with me?

Patton thoughts:Ok Patton, for the first time in Remus’s existence he’s feeling INSECURE. Whatever you say now could affect him for the rest of his life.So just say the right thing, say the right thing, say the right thing!…

Patton:THE RIGHT THING!!!

Remus:What?

Patton:UM, G-GO ASK LOGAN KIDDO!

*patton runs off*

I mean he did technically say the right thing XD

[abd-illustrates]

🃏  Bandy  🎭

Making some sample pieces for my Vgen page and also ended up making some slight changes to Bandy’s outfit! It feels so nice to work in this black and white manga style again 🥰

[DO NOT EDIT OR REPOST TO OTHER SITES / ACCOUNTS] ♻️reblogs are lovely tho!♻️

[thundergoodspeed]

😘petalsxfallen

@petalsxfallen

Send one of the following and I will write a starter where: 😘 - my muse is flirting (with yours or an NPC)

"Okay, okay, how's this for a pickup line?" He cleared his throat. "Baby, are you made of light? Because you're so bright I can't even look at you."

[elxgantcaptain]

"...."

"Becccauuuseee you make a cute cat?"

"... Because its Chritmas?"

"...... Its my birthday on Friday?"

|| 🖤 ||: ❝ Save the puppy eyes that won't work on me. Name me three reasons why I should let you pet me as a cat, Captain. ❞

[zu-is-here]

erased from history

In this story, Ancient Egypt is not at its best: a prolonged drought has led to crop failure and famine, weak power has led to robberies and looting. The people blame yet fear the sick pharaoh who finds a solace in the pardoned soldier... 𓁈𓀎

[muppenthings]

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Friendly reminder that Cetus doesn't understand what Arion is saying at all. But he is picking up the screaming and fear. He's stressing in response. ;)

[nocek]

Continuing the theme of Wade being scared and horny opportunist. Also a very important question for a bonus gratuitous panel that will happen because Migs is a man of his (sleepy) word:

[thilsiktonix]

small little doodle page for you @niceguyanonymous !!!!!

((I tried my best, I'm not a very good writer, but I hope you like it <33 sorry I didn't put too much detail into this one, I wasn't sure how exactly to interpret it!))

[l3viat8an]

MC: You...seem like a person whose brain doesn't react to women.

Mephisto:……

Mephisto: Are you saying that there is something wrong with my pituitary gland?

MC: Not exactly…

[kenjo-arts]

I woke up with the worst idea for how to finally tie in Sally and Fundy into my Mad.oka au.

[missescalientee]

The past JD ex's who got back together with him club. I feel like they'd have a lot to talk about

Freesia is @zivazivc

[bread--hood]

Random Vincent Valentine pt. 827btd61b

[fatass-adams-fatass-son]

Abel squinted uncomfortably at having his space invaded once again, now starting to shrink down and hide behind his bound hands, "Yeah...uh...I guess I've just been in Heaven for a really long time now and kinda forgot how...hard life was..."

Trying to run over better reasons in his head he offered, "Okay so cute may have not been the uh, best reason, but I am pretty important in Heaven! I mean I'm Adam's son and he might get mad and be worse if you guys kill me?"

Sweat was starting to bead up on his forehead a little please let this reason be a good one-

"Gah! Okay, uh, I'm Abel! I got dared to come here, got scared immediately, and lost my portal!" he spoke quickly, his eyes darting around as he tried to keep his thoughts around the same speed as his mouth. "You should let me live because...uh..."

Fuck. What was a good reason for a demon??

"I'm cute?" he concluded, biting his lip almost instantly as he realized this was, in fact, a terrible reason to give. Couldn't really suck those words back in though, could he? He was at the radio demon's mercy for sure now-

[zu-is-here]

romantic,,, ♡

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

Four NO

From this post by @crazylittlejester

[bunny-uninterrupted]

imagine your f/o dragging you to bed after you've stayed up super late. would they coax you to bed with gentle reassurance, or would they just grab your arm and physically pull you to your room? how do they lull you to sleep? do they cuddle you, or perhaps play with your hair, or sing you to sleep?

^ (use this as a gush pass btw ^^)