#he's the OG gale

[beguilingcorpse]

as a card-carrying member of the "started playing for astarion, inadvertently fell for gale" club it's really important to me that you all know that the appeal is NOT that gale is suave or cool. in fact it is literally the opposite. the worse he is at flirting the better. as he grows increasingly verbose i grow increasingly horny. every time he makes an awful pun my heart flutters. he talks about his ex while we're actively on a date and i'm like wow! i can't not fuck him

[wild-magic-oops]

Spa Day

[venomgaia]

Guys that go bump in the night

(minorly inspired by @karniss-bg3 's response to this ask)

[helpimstuckinafandom]

Me starting another bg3 run where I will make virtually all the same decisions in mostly the same order as if there isn't different branching paths

[kostium]

going inside lorroakan's place is an eye opening experience for mist. on one hand, it's nostalgic. on the other, that's a dark image of what once was.

[sun-marie]

I recently learned that the companions in BG3 can get Volo's eye, so now I've acquired the task of determining

a) who would look coolest with the eye

and

b) who is dumb enough and desperate enough to actually sit through the extraction

[fluffle-writes]

My brain keeps coming up with crossovers like Lilia with food combos

[autism-swagger]

Why are people saying that Tara and Chad are the best Scream couple since Gale and Dewey. That's a very bold claim. Also don't kill me for this but I'd argue that Gale and Dewey aren't all that great of a couple to begin with

[jimahalangel]

Did not like Gale at first but he is growing on me.

Solely for the reason that every time Gale describes the tadpoles my brother just looks at the screen like this

[maegalkarven]

And as if 3 durges weren't enough, I just created a Tav. Who is a lil guy with one of the most fucked up origins ever. Also Myrkul is kind of his stepdad???

And he is also dead. My new lil guy, not Myrkul (tho Myrkul too).

Anyway, his name is Mort (Mortimer) and he was stillborn of a very powerful wizard lady who JUST lost her husband to a freak magic incident before.

She kind of pulled Ketheric+Mayrina and refused to accept what her baby is dead.

She turned into a lil over the top Myrkul worshipper who called herself "A bride of Myrkul" and brought her baby back by unnatural means.

Which makes Mort both immortal and...uh. Dead. He is like Isobel but more fucked up. And have been this way for all of his (un)life.

[ratedgforgale]

playing bg3 on release with no major spoilers was truly a privilege (I think?)

honestly feel like I learn new things everyday and wonder how much truth there is to certain statements

seems like early access was madness

[wild-magic-oops]

My sorc rolling a crit failure, turning towards his wizard boyfriend: 🥺

Gale: I've got this, love

[limon-rat]

When your oc redesign is slowly just starting to look like Gale from BG3

[florbelles]

would reblog that main party poll but the honest answer is “shadowheart + whoever the fuck else”

[baku-usagi]

I really have been enjoying balders gate now infact it's for sure blossomed into a hyper fixation which sucks Because I'm very tired at work these days 😂😂😂

I picked gale because I really liked him in the early access stuff and now I'm a Lil :T

Im sticking with it! He will love my paladin yet.

But geez if he could actually give me the time of day.

[chainsawmascara]

Isn't it called a snugglesome shirt if you buy one at carm's garms?

I love this man, your honor.

Genuinely loved the experience of being at camp for the first time and seeing all the companions with their tits out like they’re all gonna go clubbin or some shit

Then there’s Gale

Who’s just. So utterly swagless that his clothes smell like dusty old books. My man doesn’t give a fuck about the drip he’s getting his ass ready for bed