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The Boys | 3.04 Glorious Five Year Plan
#he's such an asshole 😭#he thought he was so clever with that too#you can literally see his brain work in the middle like 'ah they're not ready for this one'#the shit eating grin in the end 😭😭#idiot (affectionate)#homelander#the boys#the boys 3x04#my gifs#homelander edit#the boys edit
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Am I the only one who doesn't think Mark was a shit husband at all and he just has a very avoidant personality running away from his issues while Gemma clearly wants to face them directly? People can't go through life being happy all the time, you know
#i will die BOTH a gemma and mark defender#he had his moments but to say he was a shitty husband excuse me 😭😭#how do you watch him hugging his wife in the shower while she's sobbing and go 'ah yes he was shitty to her'#ofc he acts like an asshole when times get hard and i'm not defending that but that's basic human behavior i fear#you truly thought they were the perfect couple ??? my boy has issues too okay and she loved him anywayyy#severance#mark scout#gemma scout#markgemma
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me whenever Charles says the absolute worse thing in the absolute worst situation:

why do you keep doing this
i love you, Charles, i really do, but i’m going to need you to shut up henceforth
#just go sit and look pretty in the corner let others do the speech making 😭#sometimes charles is just an asshole but thats okay cause he’s my asshole 😻#i hate the words that come out my mouth sometimes 😭#i feel like i’m allowed to make fun of this guy he’s my favorite character#charles xavier#professor x#x men#cherik#xmcu#wish does not shut up
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so many st viewers are like mike is EVIL i want this boy DEAD and he’s literally just a teenager dealing with internalized homophobia in the 80s
#and comphet to boot#AND HORRIFIC SUPERNATURAL HAPPENINGS???#groundbreaking take i know /s#they hate him so muchhhh 😭😭😭#have any of them considered why he changed so much after getting a gf#all the asshole behavior suddenly makes sense if you put those goggles on#byler#stranger things#byler meta#mike wheeler#gay mike wheeler#bi mike wheeler
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#i redrew a wip i made months ago and it looked way better than the og so i finished it 😭#they are young adults here (like 18-20 range) this is just before they go to college 👍#i wanted to include more things with this but ill just post them separately later 😭 im lazy sorry#i wanna explain their friendship but words hard. basically clippy is a bit of a punching bag but he sticks with bonzi regardless#bonzi is an asshole and has almost gotten the both of them in trouble multiple times. Not a great influence#to bonzi clippy is like his own chatgpt or some shit. does his homework for him. his own personal nerd#clippy didnt realize he was being used for a long time because he was gullible 😔 HES OK NOW THO#virtual assistants#clippy#bonzi buddy#gijinka#object head#webcore#digital art#doodle#i said i would draw a happy clippy but um. 😭 ILL DRAW SOMETHING CUTE LATER i mean hes kinda cutes here but with extra context its ☹️#im still figuring out how to draw this stupid gorila
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Hiiii robot scientist guy
#I've literally only played the beta version but I like the lore that the architects were afraid and only knew how to extract#Idk if that changed but it was a wonderful lore thing on why the architects never just asked the emperor what to do#I've been playing through the full game and I like Al-an so far. He's more of a curious scientist instead of an asshole the whole time 😭#digital art#art#al an subnautica#al an#subnautic below zero#subnautica#I'm like a couple years late on my enjoyment on this game because I bet everyone and their grandma has already finished it#Bur uh curious alien kinda got me in that chokehold he's so silly#From all the alien games I've played I still find Robin and Al-an's whole friendship great
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older brother sukuna is literally the type to go run errands with yuji and pretend he doesn’t know the kid (they look exactly alike). yuji’s giggling at first, trying to cling onto sukuna’s leg while he’s getting groceries, but sukuna only looks at him and says, “whose kid are you? are you lost?” while yuji babbles about how sukuna is so silly and how he’s his older brother.
until sukuna literally keeps it up to the point where yuji’s panicking, close to tears as he’s screaming at sukuna that he’s his brother. but again sukuna is looking at him with a straight face and going, “i really don’t know you— where are your parents? you should really stop following me.”
then you’re chasing the poor kid down the parking lot while he screams and cries at sukuna, trying to catch up with him as sukuna runs to the car yelling about how yuji isn’t his brother and he doesn’t know who he is 😭
this is so so so so evil 😭😭😭😭 but literally something he would do. such an asshole omg.
poor yuuji, one of his favorite thing in the world is to hear stranger coo and him and his brother, fawning over them about how similar they look. so when sukuna denies it, i would think he would giggle at first, and then throw a little tantrum, and eventually he just begins to cry and plead for sukuna to call him his brother. eventually leads to you placing yuuji onto sukunas back and forcing your lover to reassure the kid before he gets traumatized. cries into sukunas shoulder for about two minutes most, and then is back to giggling and loving the fact that he being held
also that reminds me, have you seen those videos where they tell a toddler that they are invisible and pretend they don’t see them?? sukuna would totally do that and yuuji would giggle at first, but then when his brother doesn’t drop the act he begins to panic and cry. you have to kick sukuna out of the room bc even when u reassure the toddler you can see him, sukuna still pretends he doesn’t.
#💌 - love letters#big brother au#nadi darling#also i’m writing a fic where sukuna isn’t a total asshole i promise#he does love yuuji i promise friends 😭😭
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I can tell I'm Arya-pilled to the max because I'll see other Arya stans talking about the questionable morality of her executing Daeron and I'm just like "That was so Lady of Winterfell-coded"
#arya stark#asoiaf#I'll never shut up about her executing a deserter + helping a NW brother as her name is being used to secure power in the North#and the fact that /Arya Stark/ is considered to be the current Lady of Winterfell by the majority of Westeros#if we hadn't seen him wasting the resources meant for Sam Gilly Aemon and the baby then I would agree since his presence#within the Night's Watch was ambiguous but that fact adds such a cartoonish level of asshole-ness to his character#that it feels like it was added specifically to soften the blow of Arya executing him (along with him unambiguously deserting)#I also heavily disagree that she killed him because he wouldn't take her back to the Wall and she was frustrated with him#that is not how Arya's mind works and that's reinforced shortly after with the insurance man#her executing him was an example of holding onto her identity and the sense of justice specifically tied to that#just like we see Ned do in his first introduction and just like we see Jon do (after intentionally baiting Slynt to disobey)#She was doing her duty as a Stark and if you want to criticize that then start with Ned/House Stark instead of demonizing only her#the gag is that George could've used this to show her losing her grip on her morality and he's just like /nah Daeron's a dick/ 😭
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On the bed on the floor the walls the couch outside inside doggy style wherever whenever-
Ok ok but like…the thought of him fingering reader while he’s got the brass knuckles on has been running rampant in my mind for DAYS 🥰
(I found this GIF on google so if anyone has any idea of who could’ve made it, pls lemme know so I can credit them!! <3)
#tw: gilf lover 😭#gravity falls#I know this show is kinda old but like#I want him lmao#smut#Grunkle Stan#Grunkle Stan x reader#stanley pines#Stanley pines x reader#disney#f u Disney#I love him so much#he’s an asshole but I love him#he’s my asshole#bbg#<3
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Whenever I write characters in general I try my best not to mischaracterize them too much. Their canon personalities/aspects is what made me love them in the first place and I don't want to stray too far from that..
I also get anxious when I don't interpret a character well enough not because I'm scared what others might say but literally because it's for my own sake.
I don't rlly mind nor care too much if people mischaracterize whether on purpose or on accident– people should just have fun aslong as no harm's done.
#rambles#I've been thinking#got comments of people loving how I characterize Sprout and it makes me relieved cause#I'm so scared of getting his character wrong lol 😭🙏#only some mischaracterizations kinda annoy me but I usually just ignore them#like Sprout only loving and being protective of Cosmo and no one else#I don't like how Shrimpo is characterized to be misunderstood and secretly hates himself or something along those lines#Like personally I think he's just an asshole and I support his wrongs#Also despite my DW FR AU being an AU their personalities is pretty much the canon ones too#Keeping things close to canon means a lot to me I do this a lot in fandoms I'm in lol#It's not everyone's cup of tea but this is how I have fun lol
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i don’t even fucking care
#house md#house spoilers#hilson#the fact that house is consistently selfish. that he’s an addict. he’s always in pain#but he gave up his vicodin for wilson. mind you the pain in his thigh must have been excruciating#bc consistently whenever he’s extremely stressed or worried the pain gets worse#but wilson is still his priority. he put wilson above the burning pain god man😭#him giving up his freedom HIS LIFE for someone who has less than half a year to live like oh my god#the love house has for wilson actually makes me sick bc even outside of the cancer arc house has done things for wilsons sake#like almost killing himself just to help him and amber. drugging him at that one conference from s6#he’s an asshole often times but he truly is the only constant in his life. they both are for each other#i actually feel sick. im not on everybody dies yet (im on the c word rn) but god idk how im gonna get thru this😭#5x13 big baby#8x19 the c word#1x01 everybody lies#8x22 everybody dies#7x15 bombshells#8x21 holding on#where the quotes are from btw#sorry for the essay in tags
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IM SORRY wdym johnny makes this kicked puppy face when you call the number that plays never fade away.
i wasn't able to record a video so here's only screenshots. BUT WTF 😭😭😭



#he's soft 😭#he may be an asshole but he's my asshole#cyberpunk 2077#johnny silverhand#phantom liberty
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maybe controversial take, but i like to think of erik being mostly a huge ladies’ man (look at all the bitches he gets canonically, he can’t NOT love the ladies) but charles is just...... this HUGE exception, lmfao. for a while he was totally oblivious to the fact that he was into charles like that but then one day it smacked him HARD across the face that their Very Special Friendship is actually romantic. he’s since embraced being a bisexual disaster but before charles he had no clue.
would be even funnier if erik and charles had already fooled around a couple times before erik actually realized he was attracted to him. who among us hasn’t fucked their completely platonic bro??
it cant be a controversial take if youre onto something my friend .....
#snap chats#now some might say that a beautiful woman and charles xavier are not that different. are they right? who's to say really.#erik spedning time with charles and getting that gross feeling in his chest known as love and just thinking#'ah yeah no this is simply because charles is an esteemed colleague of mine whom i respect immensely'#completely ignoring the homosexual ideas he has in the back of his mind he is forcibly ignoring those. Charles Is His Friend. His Ally.#but does erik want him to be more ........ dare he think it .... nay ......... he is being foolish ....#it is only because charles was the first mutant he knew .. that is why he feels so special about him... surely no other reason ...#surely not because his Intelligent-If-Not-Frustratingly-Idealistic friend is incredibly handsome with beautiful lips and gorgeous eyes no..#lowkey is canon tho .... like it is gen so funny how often these two will say Very Flowery Shit about each other#like guys thats ..... hm ..... far beyond anything id say about my friend really !!!!!! maybe im just an asshole tho idk !!!!#im still not over that bit where charles was like 'yeah erik and i spend hours if not days on the phone. our wives are very confused'#girl your wives are confused cause theyre still yalls wives they are going to divorce yall so you two can get together instead 😭😭#in any case ... always a big fan of What Are We hcs ... shit makes me laugh forever ...#wdym yall basically raise a mansion of kids and talk about being each others everythings and youre still like 'we're just friends right'#my guy can be eight inches in his best friend and still be like 'surely this what all friends do'. ridiculous. i love them.
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Saw asshole earlier today and he sneezed bc it was dusty and my immediate response was "lmao gross" as it always is, but then he fucking goes "some people get off on that, you know" and naturally I was horrified 😭 but he laughed at the face I made probably bc he though I was scandalized, and he doubled down with "yeah some people think sneezing is sexy so you're welcome" LIKE DOES HE KNOW. DOES HE KNOW OR IS HE JUST MAKING FUN OF ME
#snz#i hate it here bro wtf was that 😭#like genuinely idk if he knows about the kink#or if he's rule 34ing in and assuming it exists#or if it's neither of those and he's just poking fun at me for being a germaphobe#but regardless i was mortified#like i was fr just trying to vibe#how am i supposed to be normal under these circumstances#also idk what to call him here ahdkkask#like he's still my partner but that word has Connotations and he's just my work partner#for now lmao#but still idk how i should refer to him so he can just be asshole for now ahdkakks#partner posting
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Yk I think a lotta the bill cipher designs out there are definitely underestimating how WEIRD this guy is like. No bro he would not be a suave, put together, sane looking handsome man/thing. Ohhh no bro he gonna look fucking WEIRD and he definitely acts the part in the show. Like the way he talks, the way he carries himself, as much as he’s good in the art of manipulation, he is incredibly off putting about it.
Tbh? This is probably what drew ford in more then anything else. Bill manipulated him yeah- but he was also just so confident in his weirdness- he was ODD and not shy about that idea. He enjoys being odd to humans, he enjoys their discomfort. And ford never had a place to be as odd as he is, as much as he thought gravity falls would provide this refuge- it was ultimately bill. Bill was this big weird off putting refuge from the normal world that ford always craved so dearly.
#terminal old man yaoi#I’m so tired GET THEM OIT OF MY HEADDDD#they won’t LEAVE#tbh??? my ostracized ass?????? falling for all bills stupid tricks immediately#as unfortunate as this is. I understand ford. its so bad bc he’s literally such as asshole but GOD THATS HOW IT IS#like when you can’t connect with ANYONE in ANY significant Fucking Way. the only way to cope without spiraling completely is getting like a#crazy superiority complex. it’s so bad but it’s so real.#like ohhh no one likes me??? what if I act like an egomaniac??#no bro that does NOT make it better😭🙏#luckily I got hella humbled but uh. now it’s the other way. there’s not a good answer for this#gravity falls#standord pines#billford#bill cipher#bill ci the triangle guy
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