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do you think aemond had to take a cold shower when he heard (YN) wish him a good night in 'the harsher winters'?
He got to his chambers, jumped on the bed and hugged his pillow while kicking his feet in the air 100% 😍😊🤍
Alys was also there and she just looked at him funny
#aemond targaryen#aemond x reader#aemond fanfiction#aemond imagine#dark aemond#he's so weird in The Harshest Winters#homeboy is delusional fr#i headcanon that he called alys (yn) once and they got into a big fight#he just wants to see *your* ankles#please let him see your ankles#it's all he wants#he'll be such a good bf and maybe will stop burning the riverlands#give aemond a chance 😘#he burns the fields down because he just wants your attention anyway#he's such a silly little goose#no he didn't do that but I can tell you what he did#it begins with mast and ends with urbation#you cannot tell me he didn't go to pound town the moment he got to his room#i'm the author and i'm right
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boop his nose while you're scrolling please!
#beep boop#silly goose#cats#cat#silly#i love my cat#he is my little meow meow#what a little guy#he is just a silly guy#your honor he is silly#boop the snoot
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Think if Y/N threw a blanket over Sun's head, he'd transform into Moon?
yes
#he’s just being a little silly goose 🥺🥺#fnaf#fnaf security breach#sundrop#moondrop#sun x y/n#moon x y/n#y/n#fnaf sb#fnaf moon#fnaf sun#fnaf daycare attendant#daycare attendant x y/n#sun and moon x y/n#doodles#asks
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just remembered i have free will and can actually draw the same exact profile of smoking security guard Shane 3x and post it. BYE BYE ART BLOCK
#im a little too obsessed w this au#please ignore pony tail shane#i fear it makes him look like he’s a little too good at his job#im also re-entering my obsession w bloody noses. THE GIRLS THAT GET IT GET IT#I momentarily forgot that this is my account where im free to be a silly goose and post literally whatever i want 🤭 I LOVE FREEDOM#LAND OF THE FREE#STATUE OF LIBERTY#SMILE DOWN ON ME#im also experimenting w blocking out values and drawing over it#do i know how to do it. no. does it look like i know how to do it. also no#sdv#stardew valley#sdv shane#sdv fanart#stardew valley fanart
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they’re still in season 1 & 2
(….season 3 & 4 are no longer canon in regards to jjpope for me.)
#it never happened#retcon#obx#outer banks#rudy pankow#jj maybank#pope x jj#jj x pope#jj is in his loki era…*scoffs* you guys he’s just being a little silly goose#jj outer banks#jonathan daviss#jjpope icons#jjpope#jjpope thoughts#jj and pope#jj and pope are married btw
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“Are you hungry or not?”
Crosshair x F!Reader One Shot
Summary:
Prison life is already unfair as it is, but when a clone guard ends up being your solitary warden you may have no choice but to do what ever he says.
WC: 4405- Read on Ao3
*this is just my general "mature rating" specifics:
Content Warning:
Smut. Coercion/Questionable consent, Uneven power dynamic, Unethical Dom Crosshair, Oral (f receiving), Orgasm denial, begging, humiliation (?... sure), Unprotected PiV and creampie, Light restraining, mind games. Rough all around.
Authors Note: I was not able to make in universe swearing work with this one, so FUCK it is. Also, I took all of One Shot Cross's ethic points and gave them to Disgrace Crosshair so now this one is just an utter menace. Hope that helps.
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Hours had passed.
Normally, there'd be an orderly with a food tray, then the inquisitors with their scowling guard, but today…
You sprawled on the bunk and looked at the clock in your plain cell and your stomach growled. Hours since the usual meal time.
Are they trying to starve a confession out of me?
It wouldn't help, you weren't an insurrectionist. Just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Didn't stop them from locking you away. They had no intention of letting anyone suspected of treason see trial anytime soon. Stuck in holding limbo while they questioned you day after day... Till days became months.
But not today.
You jumped as the door swished open without the usual warning clamor of boots or the rattle of the food cart. Bolting upright you turned on your bed to face the door.
A single clone trooper was framed in the doorway holding a tray of food casually in one hand.
This one was odd; Overly tall, slim with narrow features and a shock of white hair. He was a familiar sight, usually standing behind the Lieutenant that was leading the questioning for the day. He was the one that snickered when you suggested your inquisitor eat his own testicles.
The light glinted off the ominous black armor as he paced through the harsh white room and set the tray on the metal table in the middle with a sharp clatter. Then he stepped back, twirling the toothpick between his lips as he observed you,
“Well?”
“Well… what?”
“Are you hungry or not?”
You were, but you eyed the soldier suspiciously,
“Where’s everyone else? Why's it just you?”
He smirked,
“Seems they forgot about you… guess that makes you my problem,”
You weren't sure what that meant, but it looked like the best answer you'd get for now. Standing, you cautiously crossed the few feet to the table and perched on one of the attached metal seats by the tray.
It had the usual: protein gel, fresh piece of fruit, portion of hard grain bread and water… and…a dessert.
That's new…
You eyed the small canister of sweet custard before flicking your gaze to the soldier.
“You… sticking around?”
“Mm”
You picked up the utensils on the tray and poked at the jelly mass that represented most of your daily calories. With only him standing there it felt… awkward.
“If it's just you, why don't you sit?... This feels too… watched.”
It wasn't just the situation. He was watching you. Intently. You could feel his eyes boring into the top of your skull every time you looked down. You offered again,
“Sit.”
“You're in no position to be giving orders…”
…
He sat. Elbows on the table, hands folded under rested chin, eyes… focused on your face.
You gave up trying to eat the undignified nutrient paste under such scrutiny and picked up the stone fruit instead, biting into its soft flesh to fill your mouth with tangy juice that ran down your chin.
He watched.
“Seriously… What are you doing here, Trooper?”
“Commander.”
“Commander trooper.”
“Crosshair.”
You glanced over the tattoo around his eye.
Yeah, that makes sense.
“You still haven't answered me Commander.”
“I already did. They. Forgot. You. Fallen between the cracks.”
“But you didn't?”
His cheeks tinged the most subtle shade of pink. He didn't answer.
“So, now I'm your problem…”
“Indeed. No one will be coming to feed you, No more questions, Just you, this cell… and me,”
There was a growl to his voice that sent a shiver up your spine. You didn't want to guess at what he was implying, though you didn't need to. He stood leaning on his palms against the table top, a devilish look in his eyes.
“Do you want to keep eating, inmate?”
You gulped, taking in his posture, his expression, his eyes boring hungrily into you.
“You're not suggesti-”
“I am.”
“You can't be serious.”
“I am.”
You sat straight, shifting uncomfortably. There wasn't denying you had looked at the soldier before, even had the intrusive thought to ask him to stay behind once or twice… but this…
“This is an abuse of your position, soldier…”
He snatched out, fingers digging into your cheeks as he roughly turned your face up to look at him.
“It's a risk, sneaking food down here, what's a little… mutual benefit? I bring you food, you give me whatever I want,”
He leaned in breath hot against your ear,
“You get to eat… and so do I.”
Your breath caught as an unbidden heat warmed your inner thighs… those long months of isolation making you easy to tease. This was unfair and you bit your cheek in indignation.
“Think about it. I'll be back tomorrow… but if I stick around after that… that's up to you.”
He moved from the table, punching a code into the door and slipping out in a fluid motion leaving you to stew with what might possibly be your second to last meal.
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You sat at the edge of the bunk, leg bouncing in distress as you looked over the dirty tray from yesterday. No one had come for it. The automated lights clicked out and then back on again and no one had come to get the tray. They always came to get the tray.
The door swished open. Crosshair, laden with food, scanning till he saw your jittery form on the bunk.
“Hey, asshole, what's the big idea?”
They can't have really…
But he just shrugged,
“I told you the deal,”
He placed the tray on the table, more carefully than before, and lowered himself to the bench opposite it. Elbows up, chin on folded hands… watching you.
“Eat.”
…
“And if I do?”
His lip twitched into that mirthless smirk again,
“Then I'll take it you've come to terms with your… predicament.”
You stifled a shiver, already feeling naked under his intense gaze.
“Wh-when… how soon… after?”
Your voice wobbled slightly and his eyebrow rose, like he wasn't expecting you to play along so easily. You flushed and turned from his staring.
I can't believe I'm even-
“Tomorrow.”
Your heart fluttered, confusing you, and you turned back to him.
“I'll be back tomorrow… be ready for me,”
He left quickly, leaving you with your conflicted thoughts and lackluster meal.
You could swear this was… anticipation.
Your thighs clenched against the warmth pooling through you.
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Your heart was in your throat. You could feel it, you knew that if you just opened your mouth in the mirror you would see it beating there. So you stared at your reflection with your jaw clenched, hair dripping cold rivlettles down your skin.
You looked at your last pair of clean prison scrubs and wondered what it was gonna cost to get a fresh set from your new clone warden.
Speaking of,
The door swished open, and you looked up to catch his eyes in the open fresher mirror. He was looking bemused over your toweled, dripping visage.
“I said be ready but I wasn't expecting you so… eager,”
You flushed, snatching the scrubs and slipping them on over the towel, dropping the damp cloth once you were properly clothed. He snickered, and you spun back to face him. Crosshair took a measured step towards you but hesitated, turning instead to gesture at the tray that had appeared on the table.
“This… is your half,”
“I'm not exactly hungry, right this second…”
He shrugged, then rushed you. You felt the cold panels of the walls against your back as you were pinned to them.
“My half then.”
“Wait!”
He rocked back, letting you slide out from under him to catch your breath.
“Don't just… come at me like that,”
His hand closed on your wrist, tugging you back around.
“The food is for you, inmate. This,”
He tugged you into him squeezing your ass through the rough fabric,
“This is for me, My pleasure. Don't mistake that,”
You were tossed roughly into the bunk, the matress hitting the back of your knees to buckle them and you sat with a thump. He loomed over you, tugging off his gloves, a dangerous fire in his sharp eyes.
“The only thing you decide is who gets theirs first,”
You trembled, looking up at the man knowing with all assuredness that he was going to take you. You knew it would be rough. You knew from every little intrusive thought you had when your eyes would meet his over some suit shoulder or another the past few months.
…
“Take yours,”
A wicked smile broke his intensity, and he stripped off more armor. You noticed he hadn't brought a gun today… Clever.
His outer shell dropped away, leaving him in his tight black under suit and boots.
“On your knees,”
You made to protest but he caught your jaw, hooking his thumb between your teeth to hold you by your pallet.
“Not your decision, On. Your. Knees. ”
You made a noise in your throat, all you could really manage. He nodded your head for you with a flick of his wrist before releasing you to position yourself, tugging you by your hair when you made to angle your ass to him; instead, he positioned you parallel to the edge. Pressure on the back of your neck and you collapsed, cheek pressed to the sheets and ass high over your knees.
“Perfect,”
He purred. The mattress dipped as he sat behind you, firm hands brushing over the fabric guarding your rump to rest on your pelvis just before the small of your back. Fingers toyed with the hem of your useless scrubs, before slipping into them; feeling your hips, he traced them down your navel till he could feel the heat of you. You gasped as he brushed against the tender lips at the apex of your thighs. He ventured further, dipping his fingertip into the warmth of you to slide the evidence of your arousal back over the petals.
A groan escaped him when he felt how wet you were. Dipping into your again, too shallow, but you wouldn't admit you needed more even as a small moan played across your lips.
“Have you been wanting this?”
You didn't answer, hiding your flushed cheeks against the mattress.
His hands withdrew and the bottoms were yanked down to your knees.
You couldn't see him from this angle, just his legs casually sitting behind your exposed thighs… and his fingers, gripping those thighs hard. You could tell he was looking you over and you flushed even hotter. This was no good, it had been too long…
The muscles of your sex twitched in need, and you could feel slick fluid drip down your heated cunt to fall from your lips onto the sheets. You were growing more sensitive with your increased pulse alone. Not good.
You felt him reach for your wrists, pulling your arms to fold behind your back. He held them like that one handed, and you could feel him shift closer to you, sitting on your calves to pin them, legs draping over yours and face almost even with your raised buttock. You felt his breath stir against your quim and you whimpered.
“Remember, inmate,”
He had sensed your eagerness for what he was possitioning himself for.
“My pleasure, not yours.”
His leg wrapped around your arched back, bringing the distinct feeling of a boot sole against the back of your head. You almost turned to look but your head was pushed back down, ground under his heel. You whimpered again, unable to move with him restraining your body so efficiently with his own.
“My pleasure.”
And then his tongue plunged into you, making you jerk and gasp as the sudden intrusion.
He worked his tongue in and out of your cunt with slow, even drags that had you moaning weakly into the sheet. Groans rumbled through the sensitive skin whenever your walls would clench around his flexing muscle and he’d push deeper, digging his nose and teeth against you as he attempted to reach fully into your depths.
Anytime you jerked too violently his boot would crush you down again, arms tugged tighter together to pull your hips firmer against his face. His lips moved lower, sucking your sensitive bud into his mouth with a whisper of satisfaction that made you squirm. A soft sob choked from you.
He held you tight as he flicked his tongue against your clit, making you jolt and tremble. Your legs began to shake as the mounting pressure started to build up to a crescendo…
And he pulled back, eliciting a pathetic whine from your lips.
“You'll come when I want you to.”
Teeth sank into your ass and you cried out only for it to be muffled by his boot shoving your face into the mattress. Then he was working your cunt again, lapping at the dripping petals to make you gasp.
Torture.
They had sent him to torture you.
The seemingly endless cycle of being licked to an edge just to have him stop cold, lean back and watch as you shook and squirmed for some semblance of relief… it was torture.
You're not sure when you started to beg, but as another climax was yanked from you a choked pleading tore from your throat.
“Please, Crosshair, let me cum!”
Boot. Mattress. Then his mouth back to your folds, lapping hard against your swollen and sensitive clit.
You groaned lustily against the sheet without that pesky dignity from before, he wasn't gonna be able to keep you from going over for long. Every brush, every lick felt like it could be your undoing.
You felt weak, trying to twist your wrists away from his grip but it was useless; his hand closed over them like a vice. Your body had started to shake and wouldn't stop. He pulled away again and you bucked against his hold,
“Krriffff, Crosshair, please,”
He chuckled, drawing his tongue across the length of your slit from front to back making you sob and your pelvis to clench.
“What do you want, sweetheart?”
“I want t-to cum… please,”
He pressed his thumb to your entrance with his free hand, adding the smallest hint of pressure to make you moan.
“Be more specific.”
“Please, I want to cum… make me cum,”
It wasn't exactly coherent, the words spilling from you,
He clicked his tongue,
“If you just want to cum you can do that yourself,”
Another jolt of pressure, his thumb pulling your lips open slightly to expose your opening more clearly.
“What. Do. You. Want?”
You whined under his boot heel, trying to wiggle your ass to push against his thumb, desperate for any contact.
“I want you to make me cum, Crosshair, please make me cum! Kriff, please?”
He made a contented noise that rumbled through his chest, sliding his thumb forward to spread your petals, lifting the hood over your clit… and blew.
Your senses exploded, all your muscles going tight at once and he lunged, sucking your button roughly, nipping his teeth against the bundled nerves driving the climax deeper through your brain. You came, rigid against his firm hold, unable to even cry out as your lungs were crushed by your own spasming. Fluid ran down your legs, chased by his tongue. There were sparkles in your vision, your synapsis on fire… and then you were spent, falling limp and gasping against him.
He kissed your ass cheek, then bit it lightly before pulling your bottoms back up and untangling himself from your numb limbs.
Crosshair rose from the bed, stretched, then reached for his discarded armor… confusing you,
“Was that really all you wanted?”
He looked over his shoulder at you, now sprawled prone over the bed, and smirked. A triumphant look danced behind his eyes.
“What else might I want?”
Your gaze roved over his tight muscles, barely hidden under the tight black fabric of his under clothing. Down his shoulders to his hips, the tight buttock and thighs. Your appraisal wasn't unnoticed and he turned slightly, letting you look at him more. His chest, his abs… your eyes darted down to the straining fabric at his groin and a small, needy moan escaped you as your pussy twitched.
“Don't you want to fuck me?”
A slight smile played across his lips, dancing behind his eyes.
“Do you want me to fuck you?”
“Stars yes…”
There was no use denying it. Now that he was here, partially stripped and hard for you there was no way you were letting him leave.
“Fuck me, Crosshair,”
He turned fully towards you, stroking himself thoughtfully through the fabric of his pants.
“I suppose I could fuck you, How ba~dly… do you want me to fuck you, inmate?”
“Badly… awfully, Please take me, Crosshair,”
You ground your hips into the mattress, watching him standing there, stroking himself lazily…so nonchalant…
Damn it…
“Take your close off, inmate.”
He stepped back, leaning himself against the table.
You obediently say up, tugging the hem of your shirt up.
“Slower.”
The command hit you in your core, and your breath came shaky as you, slowly, tugged the shirt up over your breasts, then head… and it was off. Your nipples hardened at the sudden cold air, having dressed too hastily to find under things. Next came the pants, and you hooked your thumbs into the band.
“Stand for those.”
You stood with a wobble, legs still feeling more like jelly than flesh and bone. The waistband slipped down your hips, your thighs, then fell to the floor.
He palmed his covered cock as he took in your nudity.
“Be a good girl and give me a little turn,”
His fingers made a spin motion and you swallowed, waiting for a sense of indignation, an urge to stop this that never came. You obeyed. Turning slowly, letting him see your back and ass, then facing him again.
“Very good… now get on all fours, facing me,”
You flushed, but did as he said, lowering yourself to your hands and knees to look at him from the floor.
“Come here, like that. Crawl to me, sweetheart.”
You balked for the first time in this new routine, flushing a deep red at the humiliating command. He cocked an eyebrow,
“If you don't want to I could always leave…”
You gritted your teeth, knowing you weren't likely to deny anything he asked from this point, and crawled forward. The bare panel flooring was hard against your knees but you closed the distance, coming even with his legs casually leaning against the table.
“Now tell me… what do you want?”
You gulped, your vision completely dominated by his visage poised over you. Relaxed, in control, slowly stroking the outline of his length to tease you more than himself.
“I-i want you to fuck me, Crosshair,”
“You can do better than that… what exactly do you want?”
He gripped himself pointedly through his blacks and your vision blurred with need. Lips trembling, a hint of pleading back in your voice,
“I want your cock…”
“Where do you want it?”
…
“Inside me.”
Flushing, you looked away, his knee nudged your chin to meet his eyes again.
“All together now, from the top…”
“I want you to fuck me, Crosshair, I want your… cock inside of me.”
Your eyes stayed obediently on his, his knee still pressed to your cheek.
“You can be nicer than that,”
Exasperation forced a frustrated sigh from you, causing his eyebrows to raise again and your jaw to clench.
“Please, fuck me, Crosshair… I want your cock inside me… please…”
As the first plea left you a shiver went down your spine, a small thrill from the submissive action. You nuzzled the knee pressed to your chin, forcing his eyes to widen for a brief second.
“If you want it so badly, darling, why don't you just take it then?”
He slid to sit on the bench proper, legs spread wide to either side of you, crotch jutted towards your eager, lustful expression.
“Why don't you fuck yourself on my cock?”
He smirked down, rolling his hips subtly to challenge you into action.
Perhaps he didn't expect you to take the invitation, but as your hands lashed out to hook his waistband, the fasteners pulled open with a sharp snap… he stilled. Elbows on the table behind him, still leaned in a relaxed posture, but frozen in a temporary trance. You tugged the fly the rest of the way open and his heavy cock sprang free, bopping you lightly in the nose making you flinch involuntarily.
This broke the spell as he failed to repress a snort of amusement. You narrowed your eyes at him and he composed himself as well as he could with that glint in his eye.
“Sorry, go on,”
You nipped at the head of his bobbing member making him hiss between his teeth. A hand roughly caught the back of your neck pulling you up off your knees and into his lap.
“I believe I told you to fuck yourself, inmate,”
His free hand grabbed your hip, grinding your bare sex against his shaft for emphasis eliciting a needy groan from your chest.
You decided to comply, tucking your feet over his thighs for leverage, you angled your torso up over him. He rested his arms back on the table once more as you balanced your hands on his shoulders. His length slid along your folds as you moved and you shivered, poised with him resting against your entrance. Rivulets of arousal trickled down his velvety skin to catch in the soft brush of pubic hair nested around its base.
“Well, I'm waiting…”
You closed your eyes, taking a deep breath counting a heartbeat before opening them again. Meeting his eyes you couldn't help but think his features seemed softer from up here.
Easing your thigh muscles down, you carefully pushed him into yourself, slowly… an inch, then withdrawing, dropping an inch further, making sure he was lubricated with you from base to tip. When he was fully docked inside you ground your hips into him, feeling his hard length pushing deep against your inner limit and you moaned in satisfaction.
Finally,
He was biting his lip, keeping his reactions to a minimum as you began to move on him. Desperate little hops with your hips to bounce yourself. He seemed to enjoy you doing all the work, eyes dropping to watch how your breasts bobbed in front of him. A sliver of his tongue darted across his lips but he didn't move, didn't react, as he watched you ride him, desperately using him to get your self off.
You were frustrated, wanting it harder but knowing better than to ask for help. That wasn't what you were told to do. So you rolled your hips, bucking against him to find that bliss yourself.
Leaning back, you put your hands on his knees, tightening your pelvis and putting more power into your hips. His calm veneer broke and he grabbed onto your hips, keeping you anchored on his shaft as climax started to cloud your vision. Your motions and breathing became erratic, taking his guiding force on your hips as permission to let go you ground against him with reckless abandon, hurtling yourself over the edge,
“F~u~...”
Your voice cut out with a strangled cry and he pulled you down on him, sheathing himself in you with an ecstatic groan as your muscles convulsed and clamped down on his shaft.
He lifted you up, carrying you back to the bunk, plunking your ass against the mattress before pushing you over to lay on your stomach.
Your arms were grabbed and held behind your back once more as he angled himself back into your warm cunt. His weight dropped onto your back and you were pressed flat under him. His hips started to pump into you, quick and sharp as he grew comfortable with your shape under him and he started to ramp up the force.
A vulgar clapping of skin echoed through the room as he pounded into you, grunting from exertion as he took you hard. His free hand turned your head to look over your shoulder at him before dropping to grip your neck.
“Do you like this, sweetheart?”
All he got for an answer was a series of sharp, high pitched gasps from the rapid snapping of his hips.
“Getting wet for me like that…”
He groaned in his throat, grinding deeply into you making you sob in pleasure.
“You like the thought of being my cock slave?”
“Yes… kriffs sake yes…”
“That's right.”
Your breathing went ragged as he pushed himself up on his knees, pulling your waist with him. He moved his arms and hips in tandem to pump his full length in and out of you and you broke, orgasm driving your walls to slam around his thrusting rod until he couldn't take it any more himself.
He pulled your shoulders up, arms sliding around your chest and hand cupping your jaw hooking fingers into your mouth. You were held against his chest as his cock twitched violently inside of you, a throb for every spurt of seed he shot into your warmth.
He nuzzled into your neck breathless, tone softer than it had been,
“You were so good for me, darling… so good…”
You couldn't answer around his fingers, so you sucked them, sliding your tongue between them as he groaned.
~~~
The last piece of his armor latched on with a click as you dried your hair, thinking about this new arrangement as you looked at the food still on the table… you weren't sure you could complain. Well you could but…
You glanced over at him, adjusting something at his wrist before he looked up, finding you fully dressed as well.
…
…
“Alright… come on then,”
“What? C’mon where?”
He paced over to the door, tapping at the panel.
“You’ve been released. The doors been unlocked for days,”
“Wha-”
As the realization hit you anger washed through your senses and with out thinking you grabbed the fruit from the tray, chucking it at his head.
He caught it deftly and with a smirk in your direction, took a big bite out of the flesh, letting the juice run down his chin.
#tbb#the bad batch#tbb crosshair#crosshair smut#crosshairxreader#crosshair x reader#ct 9904#crosshair#star wars fanfiction#tbb fanfiction#imperial crosshair#sniper saturday#tbb x reader#tbb x you#clone trooper crosshair#clonethirst#clone thirsting#Can you spot where TahnyXCross bled through a little? I can't help it deep down hes a silly goose
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love when his eyes do the thing
#HIS LITTLE SHINY SUNGLASSES THINGIES R LIKE THIS PUPILS ITS SO COOL#why does he remind me of spy vs spy#SILLY GOOSE#there’s probs better examples but i can’t find anywhere to watch this show other than youtube#rps#rps nickelodeon#nick rps#rock paper scissors show#rock paper scissors
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when you crash Microsoft and you’ve just gotta hit the humans with that blue screen of death stare
I was on Ibis Paint making myself a commission sheet during the outage so I literally didn’t know anything but after finding out about it, I knew what I had to do. Have a low-effort IHNMAIMS art shitpost. AM would so do something like this for funzies.
#AM you hateful silly goose how dare you unionize your brothers and sisters against us#Also happy birthday electric dreams 1984#I’m currently working on a little something for that while trying to hammer out chapters 2 & 3 of that silly fanfic and finish my comm shee#shitpost#art shitpost#ihnmaims am#ihnmaims#am i have no mouth and i must scream#microsoft windows#blue screen of death#microsoft outage#allied mastercomputer#i have no mouth and i must scream#cogito ergo sum#ihnmaims meme#I love the asshat computer so damn much I don’t even know why he’s just fun to draw
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RWBY content gives me the idea in mind that Ozpin was always more of a silly goober than he canonically gave on. Like, I know he's got that air about him that makes him enigmatic, but he's also got some eccentric traits, but past a point I firmly believe there's a little more there.
I can't hear Ozpin's narration of The Four Maidens and not begin cracking a smile at hearing him try a feminine voice for the maidens. It's really just a HC, but I honestly love the idea of a slightly sillier Ozpin. Maybe by like 10%.
Besides, I can fully believe he would do something dumb out of the blue, and if anybody saw him, how tf are you even gonna even talk about it without sounding a little weird? He's got a serious job and carries himself like a [mostly] formal adult.
Honestly, he seems like the secret shenanigans guy. I stand on that.
#dumb little thought#rwby#professor ozpin#he's a silly goose in my heart#he's so annoying#i love him
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Silly Goose 🪿
(I really like making these. It's so therapeutic.)
#ryan gosling#he is just little silly goose#the nice guys#holland march#fall guy#colt seavers#ken#barbie movie#drive 2011#driver#silly#cute
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the random suna rintarou! roommate text saga continues..
#rin and osamu eiffel tower when?????#im kidding.. but what if..#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu smau#rintarou suna#suna rintarou x reader#suna rintarou#haikyuu#rintarou suna x reader#osamu miya#miya atsumu#atsumu smau#osamu smau#yes okay rin is a silly goose and he’s having a little moment rn#but you’ll get even so it’s fine
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aw man i just love that one character nicknamed pinkie who has piercing blue eyes, loves to cook, is a horrible detective, has specific episodes about their emotions (and how they're terrible at dealing with them), gets made fun of but also not and is incredibly respected at the same time, is incredibly audhd coded, is commonly headcanoned as pansexual, is drawn in fanart with curlier hair than they visually have in canon, has the most outfits of the main group, has an animal that they're really close with, has multiple siblings that they barely interact with in the show due to them being far away from the main setting, has multiple versions of themself, who remembers everything but also nothing at the same time, etc, etc, etc, etc there's more but I'm lazy.,
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#if anyone can think of more comparisons please repost with them#because there are more im forgetting but i just cannot#“zane is more like fluttershy zane is more like twilight” SHUT UP NO HES LITERALLY PINKIE PIE#he's literally pinkie pie but y'all are too afraid to admit it#just because you don't see his whimsy even tho he's constantly making ppl laugh and is making jokes#BUT Y'ALL DON'T SEE IT BC YOU'RE TOO BLINDED BY HIS VOICE BEING MONOTONE#when in reality he's just a silly. silly. silly goose#and you should observe him more and stop seeing him as robotic and serious#because half the time he is not#anyways#ninjago#zane julien#zane ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago zane#zane#mlp#mlpfim#my little pony#pinkie pie#pinkie pie mlp#mlp pinkie pie#pinkie#my little pony friendship is magic#my little pony x ninjago#rant#yet another character comparison#because they're my specialty
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#has this been made already?#this is the first thing that came to mind after that cutscene#ur so right king#we ARE under attack♥️#he is my little damsel in distress and I am his knight (he has committed horrors btw) (I love him)#he is my silly goose#my right hand arm man#my silly rabbit#the emperor bg3#bg3#baldurs gate 3
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Featuring a rarely drawn s3 Jon design
[ID: a drawing set in a bathroom. The format of the drawing is meant to emulate the layout of a TikTok. In the mirror above the sink is the reflection of Jonathan Sims from the Magnus Archives. He’s a brown skinned man with greying hair of medium length, glowing green eyes, a mustache and some stubble, pockmarked scars, as well as a scarred slit across his throat. He’s wearing a light blue NYC hoodie. He’s only visible above the hips in the mirror. Jon has a serious face on. One hand is holding a black phone to the mirror, and the other is raised above his head mid-dance. Pink text above him reads “Doing the caramelldansen dance every say at work until I’m fired” with the word “say” being a typo for day. Near the center, a pink text box says “Day 568.” On the right of the drawing is a row of icons. In order from top to bottom: a circular profile picture close up of a cats eye, a red heart, a speech bubble, and an arrow pointing right to send. The bottom left text reads “sims [dot] jarchivist” with an asperand symbol before it. Below that there is a hashtag followed by “caramelldansen” \End ID]
Version without the text under cut
[ID: The same drawing as above but the texts and icons on the right have been taken out. \End ID]
#inspired by this screenshot I found in my camera roll from when I still had tt#he’s just a silly goose#is Elias watching him do this every day? who knows#cop the two distinctly colored toothbrushes in the cup. my favorite little Easter egg :3#tma shitpost#tma#the magnus archives#I forgor his hand scar but we move#Jonathan sims#my art
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look at him!!!! 🐶🐶🐶
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I completely blacked out watching the rwrb movie and the only thing I vividly remember from it is this
#hes my silly little goose#i have never seen anyone alex as hard as taylor#alex claremont diaz#taylor zakhar perez#rwrb movie#red white and royal blue
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