#he's so awful but I love him
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That art got me losing my mind at almost midnight- I wanna wake up next to King Candy and snuggle his short squishy body like he's a pillow just cheek snuggle against his bald head and give little smooches on it to wake him up. I wanna know what kind of candy he smells like in the morning (old sugar probably). I wanna know the stupid noises he makes sleeping, probably some variations of "turbotastic" since he just can't help it thanks to his original coding. I wanna make him a little coffee with foam and whipped cream and cute little crown-shaped morning cookie on top, or a foam art design of a crown or kart or heart but mostly crown for his own huge ego. I wanna kiss his cheek after his first taste, kiss his shiny bald head and run my fingers through the last remaining pieces of hair he still has, twirling it at the end and remind him all his subjects adore him (because he made them to, probably) and that he's the best racer in the entire arcade, no one comes close just make him feel adored even when it does AWFUL things to his already bloated ego cuz he's so AWFUL on the inside but just AUGH Aaaaa I Just JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH 🩷🩷🩷
#I'm so sorry to the late night people but his man lives 25/8 on my brain#I love him so so much.........#he's so awful but I love him#I neeeeed him#I neeed him🩷#might delete in the morning but just aaahigh aughhh#I love him so much#I adore him#king candy#simp rambles
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FNAF movie Mike meets Jeremy Fitzgerald
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#jeremy fitzgerald#michael afton#mike schmidt#fnaf#fnaf 2#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#FINALLY more of Jeremy!!#sorry it’s taken so long for more of this boy but he returns 🩵#Mike doing a self burn here too#HE knows very well he doesn’t have friends so how Michael got one#(Mike has one friend too and that’s Jeremiah)#Least Mike made Jeremy laugh-#Jeremy just got here and his homie already being out on blast#I love the idea of Jeremy and Michael actually being friends#like Michael is awful anti social monster and he’s buddies with the most chipper guy ever#it’s good bit I think it’ll be fun to explore that more!#I gotta draw Jeremy more after this#there’s sm to draw with him 💜💜#I hope yall like him and his design!!
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I have finally watched Transformers One..
Of course. OF COURSE this fucker is my favorite
#maccadam#transformers#tf one#sentinel#tf one sentinel#you better block me now if you don’t want to see his smug fucking face on daily basis ahahahahah#he’s like#what if Senator Shockwave was a villain#OF. COURSE I love him he’s so awful come on
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IT’S A RAINBOW OF BILLS! A BILLBOW! RGBILL!!!
The clip of Bill saying YELLOW was all over my FYP and it inspired me…
#bill cipher#gravity falls#the book of bill#will cipher#gravity falls fanart#i love him so much#my perfect equilateral#hes my son and my worstie and my bestie and my muse and also dead to me and is my everything#i love triangles#hes soooooo#silly guy#literally perfect#he makes me throw up#hes so ugly#jk hes beautiful#i love you bill cipher#sweet little awful piece of shit#he did it all but he doesnt deserve prison#he makes me cry#but i also want to strangle him#and hug him#he should die again#i will be there to love him#and remind him of his crimes#what a creature#sillay
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someone probably said this already but in spiderverse i think it's interesting how when pavitr was first introduced everyone thought something bad was gonna happen to him bc of how confident and optimistic he was. and then in the actual movie we see that something bad was supposed to happen to him (police chief dying!) but it doesn't! miles stops it! and miguel berates miles for this, says it's going to cause the universe to collapse or whatever.
there's this idea that tragedy is inherent to spidermans growth, and while it's true that some spiderpeople learn important lessons through loss, no one stops to ask, is it really necessary? yeah, maybe the chief was supposed to die. but why does spiderman have to be formed through tragedy? why do we (as heroes) have to let people die? pavitr didn't lose anyone, and he's still a good spiderman! maybe, if he doesn't suffer, he'll end up better off for it!
so while miguel is arguing for all this big picture stuff about saving the multiverse he's lost sight of what it really means to be a spiderman, he's not looking out for the real individual people. yeah it's just one person who would die, but that one person means something to someone. shrugging and saying "stuff just sucks sometimes, we can't do anything about it" is the opposite of what superheroes do. pretty obviously, miles arc is also a reflection of the struggles people face in real life, working within unequal systems, where it's easy to shrug and say "that's just the way it is" and not ask "but why does it need be this way? can't we do something about it?"
miguel is arguing that you can't have your cake and eat it too. presumably, miles and co. are going to find a way to get around that and change things for the better (and maybe that's why miles has that line about two cakes in the advisors office!)
#across the spiderverse#across the spider verse spoilers#break from my regularly scheduled trigun posting for spider posting#i'm actually kinda eh on the idea of the canon and police chiefs dying it is not my favorite plot point#but like any sane person i love spiderverse so#actually still think i like the first one more but wroaw much to think about#spiderverse#atsv#.lieii#i only watched the movie once so hopefully this is all accurate#i feel like this is all really obvious my point was like#pavitr being an example of a spiderperson who is still successful without going through all these awful things#and you think despite all this stuff about the multiverse how does he feel about the chief being saved? hes probably rly grateful right?#i mean maybe something terrible will happen to him in the next movie but. yk what im saying#.lieii txt
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there are a lot of evil people in the world and a lot of darkness in the world and so it’s very important for me to stress that now more than ever is the time to spread kindness and compassion. combat the evil by not only not partaking in it, but actively refuting it. destroy the notion that being compassionate or generous or kind to someone is uncool or embarrassing or even scary. be the change you want to see. start a chain reaction. positivity only breeds more positivity. do an act of kindness for someone so that that person who is too afraid to do it themselves can see you, realize that they’re not alone, and perhaps sheepishly follow your example. and then the next person who is too afraid but sees that person can do the same. when bad news comes out about bad people or horrible atrocities in the world it’s such an easy impulse to despair, and obviously it’s important to feel what you need to feel. grieve. be angry. be sorrowful. be empathetic. but dust off your pants and get up and be a part of a chain reaction that, no matter how small the scale, and spread compassion and love and care. all the reasons why you might not—“it’s hard! it’s scary! people will make fun of me! it’s useless because there’s too much evil!” are all grade A arguments as to why you should. you have no idea how many people you could inspire to do the same. even if it doesn’t get you anyway far, you can at least say you have the nobility of trying. please choose love and please choose life. you are worth loving and you are worth inspiring others to love
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regency era Price au where he's a little bit of a creep. thirsting after the poor servant girl attending to his wife. cornering her in the rooms she's working in by putting his burly body into the doorframe, blocking her only escape as he watches her work. and she's so naive that she thinks he believes her a thief. poor thing. refuses to budge when he dismisses her, so she's forced to squeeze past him to get by. gets groped as she does so, but he's her employer. what can she say? and besides. everyone says he's a good man. surely this must be fine, then?
he asks her questions that get progressively grosser and intrusive as time goes on, and refuses to let her leave until she answers. humiliating, shameful questions dragged out into the open. do you have any family. can you really say they love you if they let you work like this? like a dog? does anyone really care about you at all? why are you working here? have you ever been kissed? touched yourself? ever lain with a man?
no? well. he'll help you out with that.
a nasty man who uses your inexperience to his advantage, whispering in your ear that he's the only one who can do this to you, who put that ache deep inside of you. the only one who can fill it, too. gets you drunk and fucks you on his marriage bed, promises that Mrs Price will be gone soon enough, don't you worry your little head over that. he'll take care of everything, sweet girl.
it causes quite the controversy when Mrs Price goes missing the next morning. ran away, you see. was never quite happy with her husband, anyway. A divorcee of only a few weeks and already "courting" the old servant girl who used to attend to his wife. pregnant out of wedlock, they whisper. the poor girl taken for a fool by one of Mr Price's associate. good thing Mr Price is there to step up for you despite the stigma, caring for your child as if it was his own. such a good man, isn't he? you could do a lot worse.
#hfhfhdhhd#a creep!!!!!#an awful old man!!!!#captain john price x reader#i love him so much when hes awful and weird and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Thanks.
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#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop nature au#fop dev#fop dale#dev dimmadome#dale dimmadome#art#digital art#comic#The 'Thanks' after all of that makes me so insane Im not even sure I can fully articulate why#I mean. He got what he wanted. Honesty. Thats what you wanted right Dev?#what else do you say to that#He's spent his whole life being sure he knew the answer. That deep DEEP down dale did love him#Have you ever seen that post thats like“I was bawling my eyes out and somebody told me to shut up and I was so taken aback I stopped crying#I think he was so stunned that he just stopped crying.#or like when you get so upset that your feelings turn themselves off to protect you#is that a normal thing that happens to people Erm. anyway#Sorry lol as someone born to parents who.. should not have had me. Writing dale basically admitting as much is actually really cathartic#He shouldnt have had Dev. He doesnt love him. He cant. Dev cant do anything to change it. Its just a fact.#Hes not 1:1 with my parents they tried their best ig but like. their best was still pretty awful child neglect LOL
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Unmasked & unguarded
#ghostsoap#soapghost#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#my art#cod fanart#more painterly than my usual stuff#wanted to try something new#this type of rendering is not for me I think#took so so long#love the idea of the total trust Ghost has in Soap that he will sleep completely bared to him#in a way he’s never been with anyone else#and soap just staring at him in awe that he gets to see this side of Simon#they make me ill#the colours got a bit muddy but I’ve fiddled with this for ages and I give up 🥲
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How does it feel to have those three make it this far in the sexyman vote
I want to see Error and Fresh go neck and neck, that would be the best thing in my entire life ever
#geno doesnt need the validation he knows he's great#cqchat#errorchat#atchat#freshchat#fresh needs a confidence booster so him being number 1 good job buddy#error deserves to fail but i only say that because i love him dearly#and if he won I'd laugh and be genuinely so happy fuck yea you go you awful gremlin man
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My personal headcanon for Clark Kent interviewing Bruce Wayne (when neither of them know each other's secret identity) is that Clark is the one person Bruce doesn't flirt with and leaves with a halfway coherent interview. A reluctantly impressed Perry White sends Clark repeatedly to get quotes, and work on more articles, leading to Bruce and Clark having several calls, some of which jokingly get called "off the record calls". This goes on for several months before they realize that's just called being friends, they hang out, and they have their identity reveal, it's less jarring because they know a lot about each other and Bruce informs Clark that he's sending Clark a suit made of more durable materials when Bruce realizes how rippable it is during making out.
#like I don't know I love the idea of Bruce trusting Clark with knowing him and all his secrets and I love the idea of Clark Kent being so#unequivocally good that one meeting with him and Bruce knows#Like Clark is accidentally late because he helped someone that spilled something#Despite the rumours he must know he gives Bruce a fair shake and seems genuinely interested#Wow this train got derailed fast#I was going to make an awful joke in poor taste but I decided not to because I'm benevolent like that#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#Superman#Clark kent#personal#Superbat
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Imogen: yeah my mom like. stopped time. that was fucking so cool.
Essek, Noted Time Wizard, wrote his dissertation on time and space magic, did treason crimes for the sake of his research, sensing a Safe Topic around which he could Bond with his New Traveling Companion: oh?? time freeze??? time freeze is difficult! your mom must be another specialist in my hyper-specific field of expertise??? I am 110% sure I know her there are only like four other people in this field and while I may not actually know any of them personally because i never leave my house am a traitor to my country haven’t had the chance to meet them, I have read all of their papers and I have Specific Individual Thoughts about how Each Of Them approaches their magic.
Imogen: uhh… I’m not sure that… well. her name’s Lilliana Temult.
Essek: hmm… I’m not sure I recognize that? Perhaps there is a language—
Imogen: well, uh, she’s actually working for Ludinus. As one of his Generals.
Essek:
Essek, realizing that he somehow has socially awkwarded himself into a Very Taboo Topic despite the conversation having literally been about his Life’s Passion that he could have talked confidently and intelligently about for hours: …ah.
#critical role#bells hells#essek thelyss#imogen temult#liliana temult#c3e94#poor essek I love him so much he is SO FUCKING AWKWARD#I am also. so in awe?? of Matt managing to play keyleth AND essek??? somehow being aggressively different and yet so similar in how they are#with people???#fuckin wild dude
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silliest goofiest most sweetie pie guy around
that's my driver
#haters on twt can get fuvked he is so loved#i love him he loves us#the grammar here is so god awful i cannot believe i love him#that's my GUY#just a little guy#he is so cutie#lando norris#mclaren#f1
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I just saw one of your fave games is What remains of Edith Finch and I’m so happy! I feel like its a lesser known game but i loved playing through it. I’m so happy to know more than just my small friend group know about this game!
Sorry this isn’t a question. Also want to say that you’re art is amazing and the development of the designs is so interesting to see. Also the way you draw intimate scenes have so much emotion to them. I love the Aj and rarity kissing comic so much, you can just feel their love for each other ;w;
Thank you so much!
I highly, highly, highly recommend What Remains of Edith Finch to anyone interested in narrative game experiences/"walking simulators." It's one of those games that was handcrafted with nothing but love. Every room you explore is just... real. The way the light flows in and makes the colors of the living room, the kitchen, the bedrooms glow. Playing the game is like walking through your childhood home as an adult and seeing how the dust clings to everything you once touched. Also genius-level gameplay mechanics, ones that can make you completely empathetic with the character you're embodying or feel completely complacent in their tragedy. It's really not fair to call it a walking simulator because it's so much more and so much smarter than that.Everyone talks about the fish one.
The theme of death and memory and storytelling and the burden of invisible trauma and self-fulfilling prophecies is so affecting too. The ending made me cry.
#detective-marshmallow#ask me#using this ask to seriously plug edith finch#and to talk about spoilers here#major major major spoilers#because i still think about walter. who saw something so awful and traumatic as a kid that he spend the next 40 years living right under hi#family. and everyone forgot about him#i think about the house. literally aching and creaking with the family's history of strange deaths#i think about sam. who had to grow up in an empty bedroom he once shared with his twin brother. and stare at the partitioned-off side#every single day#i think about edith. who knows she will have a child and knows she will die and continue the family curse but decides to live anyways#god edith didn't even make it to adulthood.#this game tears me up from the inside yet it's so full of love and fantasy and hope#it was honestly really helpful for my death anxiety.#don't fear death. one day you'll go. people will mourn. and then they'll tell stories about you.
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Prompt in Memes 6
Let's make it some in-world memes this time :)
#prompts#memes#meme#cryptid batman#cryptid batfam#cryptid batfamily#battinson#They somehow travel back in time & makes it everyone elses problem#They do not communicate with anyone else besides each other lol#give battinson a robin#but it's time travel and he has all of the robins at once#except Damian but they're going to grab him the moment he exists#Jason: wait does this mean I still have my all-blades#bruce is a good dad#but also so very done with his kids but in a of love and exasperation way#8 year old Dick & 5 year old Jason & 3 year old Tim showing up at the manor: B let us in it cold out here#3 year old Steph kicking down the door: Hope u missed my presence#5 year old Cass crawling in through the window: :) hello family#The kids: Wow Bruce u wear makeup that heavy that's funny lol#But can u imagine battinson with several tiny children following like ducklings#They're perfectly behaved in public but go back to being their lil shit selves when they get home#Gotham: aw the Waynes are like lil angels#Also Gotham: Oh my gosh did you SEE Robin Bite that poor person I hope they don't also turn into an undead cryptid
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#Saw a man bite straight through a chicken bone on YouTube.#I was gripped. In awe.#A jaw strength rivaled only by - I thought to myself - Present Mic#can't even remember how I got onto the video but it's stuck with me ever since#he had a captivating positive vibe. I would enjoy a meal with him. The chicken looked a little underdone though#bnha#mha#shouta aizawa#hizashi yamada#present mic#bnha comic#not even technically a comic this bad boy is two slides#always thinking about the rooftop gang naming Sushi like 'whats everyones favourite food?'#and Yamada says 'fried chicken' like that would be the best name for a cat- actually. you know what. that is a pretty good name for a cat#Might call my next tarantula Fried Chicken. Who knows?#Edited the last panel to take out the speech bubble cause it looked like I was implying it was weird to eat bone marrow#But I meant the entire bone itself like the crunchy bit#But apparently they do that in some places so I thought that it might come across as a bit insensitive and I didnt wanna get cancelled.#eat bones if you want I would love to eat bones but I'm a coward#It's not really a thing in the UK I don't think. I've never seen anyone do it. I guess we just produce a lot of food waste.#so nobody was going to tell me you could eat bones? I just had to find out myself on Youtube?
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