#might delete in the morning but just aaahigh aughhh

[simpingforcys]

That art got me losing my mind at almost midnight- I wanna wake up next to King Candy and snuggle his short squishy body like he's a pillow just cheek snuggle against his bald head and give little smooches on it to wake him up. I wanna know what kind of candy he smells like in the morning (old sugar probably). I wanna know the stupid noises he makes sleeping, probably some variations of "turbotastic" since he just can't help it thanks to his original coding. I wanna make him a little coffee with foam and whipped cream and cute little crown-shaped morning cookie on top, or a foam art design of a crown or kart or heart but mostly crown for his own huge ego. I wanna kiss his cheek after his first taste, kiss his shiny bald head and run my fingers through the last remaining pieces of hair he still has, twirling it at the end and remind him all his subjects adore him (because he made them to, probably) and that he's the best racer in the entire arcade, no one comes close just make him feel adored even when it does AWFUL things to his already bloated ego cuz he's so AWFUL on the inside but just AUGH Aaaaa I Just JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH 🩷🩷🩷