#he's secretly a feral gremlin

[ghost-orchids-storm]

Batcher had been properly trained to only bite any threats to her family. Crosshair, however, has not and constantly fails his training despite even Omega's best abilities.

[slashing-bunni-farm]

Autism rat man with daddy issues x Socially awkward cop lady who keeps her weirdo childhood friend turned lover in somewhat a form of sanity

May make a comic series that goes into both of their childhoods and what happens once Lucy returns back to the Baker household just to see all the insanity that went down before she returned.

[woso-dreamzzz]

Mimic III

McFoord x Toddler!Reader

Summary: You're being suspicious

There is a hole underneath your fence, at the very end of the garden.

Also at the end of the garden, is a shed. It doesn't get used much so it's a little run down.

There's no connection between the hole and the fence, not an obvious one anyway. Not one that would make Caitlin investigate them both so obviously.

She's much more concerned finding out the reason for your strange behaviour.

You've been shifty recently, which is especially strange for such a little girl. Your second birthday is coming up very quickly but you've seemed to develop fairly quickly now that you've been hanging around with Sam and Kristie's Chook when Caitlin and Katie are busy.

You've also gotten shockingly independent.

There's no need for your leash when you're in the house and Caitlin's happy to let you run around the garden by yourself as she does the dishes, checking on you through the windows periodically.

You're being a little weird and what's even weirder is Coopurr's food going missing.

Caitlin's sure that she's not overfeeding him because he hasn't put on any weight but his biscuits and his wet food are going down so quickly that someone must be taking them.

That someone, it turns out, is you.

Caitlin catches you doing it one afternoon when you grab the whole box of biscuits and a sachet of wet food before toddling out to the garden.

She sighs, letting you scamper up the far side and duck behind the shed before getting up to follow you.

Caitlin really hopes you haven't been eating them like you were when you were younger.

"Gremlin!" She calls," Don't take-"

A puffed up ball of fur hisses at her from where it's dangling from the scruff of it's neck in your hand.

"What is that?!"

"My Spicy!" You say proudly," Spicy, Spicy, Spicy!"

"Katie!" Caitlin yells," You better come out here!"

You're still holding the kitten by the back of the neck, humming to yourself as Caitlin notices the pile of cat food you're been hoarding.

She crouches in front of you, gently reaching for the kitten before flinching back when it tries to scratch her. "Where...Where did you find it?"

"Stuck under fence," You tell Caitlin," I save Spicy."

Caitlin forces a smile on her face. "That's nice. How long have you been looking after him?"

"One week," You reply," My Spicy is special!"

Caitlin warily shuffles closer, kept at bay by the flashing claws off this feral kitten.

"You're being very good with Spicy but can I have him?"

You frown. "Spicy's hungry."

"I'll feed him."

"Caitlin? What's-"

Katie skids to a stop in front of you both, mouth hanging open and discarded dish towel on her shoulder from where she was using it to dry the dishes.

"Spicy, my kitty!" You exclaim," See?"

Spicy snarls and Katie very gently throws the dish towel at him before taking him from your grip.

"Spicy!" You cry, moving to kick Katie but Caitlin's already got you by the back of your overalls, dangling you above the ground as you whine," My Spicy!"

"Katie's just...taking Spicy for a bath."

"I am?"

"Yes, Katie, you are and then we'll take Spicy to the vet."

Secretly, Caitlin hopes the vet will tell her that she needs to take the kitten to the shelter. She doesn't particularly want it in her house but you seem to have gotten attached, if the way you keep fighting against her hold is any indication.

"Want Spicy! Spicy's mine!"

There's that as well and, when Katie comes downstairs with the kitten suitably pissed off and still hissing, you go straight up to it for cuddles and it relaxes in your arms.

"No vet for Spicy!" You insist," Spicy's good!"

"I'm sure Spicy is..." Katie's arms are full of scratches. "...Tolerable but we still need to check he's not sick."

"Then bring home!"

"I don't know, Gremlin, he might want to be with other cats." Katie's very proud of herself for coming up with that excuse, mentally patting herself on the back even as Caitlin shakes her head in disbelief.

You unwrap her excuse so easily, pointing to where Coopurr is sitting, licking his own bum.

"Have Coopurr," You point out," Coopurr is cat. Spicy is cat."

"Er..."

"We keep Spicy," You declare, nodding and rocking your new kitten," Spicy, new home!"

[emacrow]

Danny is klarion's parallel soulmate due to his chaotic energy like being so strong and perfect to his powerful ghost core went crazy and took over (and accidentally kidnapping him)

Clockwork didn't even tell danny anything beside a cryptic as fuck small message about a place called gotham, until one day visiting there, he just had a accidental encounter with a pointy hair boy and their orange cat walking passed him.. Only for danny to just instinctly follow him for 5 blocks through gotham with his core practically going mad that his eyes are glowing green with his main consciousness throw out the window.

Little backstory is that the light group are basically chaos beings waiting for their parallel balance beings to be born. Klarion just got lucky meeting his first and will gloat forever about his betrothed.

It like something clicked in Danny's core that this guy he just walk by is going to cause some type of chaos that make his body practically shivers all over in a weird yet very good way that He doesn't even noticed anything else until he got back to his haunt that he just carried klarion in a bridal style.

This never happen before, but it feel so good he doesn't know and he is Freaking out but doesn't want to let go of this guy to the point of koala bear style clinginess with a gripped that will put superman to shame that his core is just feeling so good and peaceful for once as if this person is what he been missing all of his entire life and he not letting go ever.

Meanwhile Klarion just have the most red face ever mustered on his face because he is obviously very virgin in the dating area(he secretly a closet romantic as heart though he locked it up real tight to be a cool villain but that right now is being unleash so quickly by Danny's presence being near him) and he just met his soulmate, and he is hot mess on the inside because on how strong his mate is and he is just a putty in his arms with the most blessed looking face ever.

Reference image down below

Like klarion have heard of being of balance being the opposite of their chaotic soulmates but they're so very rare in the dimensions that they thought to be just fairy tale at this point, so the Chaotic beings tries anything to get out of their state of loneliness to have some fun.. but he wasn't expecting this to Happen to Him And HE FELT SO GOD DAMN BLESSED IN HIS INNER HEART RIGHT NOW.

Danny on the otherhand is freaking out internally cause he just realized he basically kidnapped someone and their orange cat and he doesn't know why it feels so comfortable to just hug them and smother them in affection and yet the feeling in his ghost core never felt so complete and he pretty sure his protection instinct is acting like a savage drooling feral gremlin that just tastes salvation. Is this what happiness taste like in his core? His whole body is vibrating so hard and his freckles are burning green with how red his face is.

Teekl is just having the smuggest face ever to see her dearly beloved companion finding a good mate and hopefully in the near future there will be kits of happiness born soon.~♡

[sneppu]

not shutting up about Severus Snape

I say "Severus Snape is a black cat" and "what if Severus Snape is secretly related to Dementors and Thestrals" but the reality is that Severus Snape is whatever we need him to be at the time. He's whatever vibe we need in the moment. He's a raven behind the 7eleven parking lot and he's my beloved wife. He's my precious angel baby, He's a clump of soggy hair I fished out of the drain. He's an angry little mosquito. He's a gorgeous and elegant, slender black serpent. He's a feral little gremlin. He's a bat darting across the night sky. He's a silly fluffy speck of lint in my pocket. He's an ill mannered goth kid, He's a studious little nerd boy. He's a very bad man. He's a painfully good person. He's a regal, distinguished Prince. He saved my life for the 70th time, and he slaughtered me in cold blood last Wednesday. He ate my leftover steak. He's very good at cleaning kitchens.

He's got the versatility, He's got the range. He's a spy, after all.

[averagemorrowindenjoyer]

LU headcanons bc I have nothing better to do

-Legend HATESSSS, DESPISESSS storms bc of what happened in Link's Awakening

-After, like, the second day of them traveling together Time adopted them

-Except Wars bc that's his big brother

-Twi accidentally called Time "dad" once and was so embarrassed. Time pretended to not care but he was mentally jumping with joy

-Legend and Sky are besties I fear. they're always together. either legend's w sky or he's w Hyrule.

-Wind is a fucking gremlin. with a personality of course

-Warrior's will audibly scream if his makeup gets ruined. tbh I don't blame him

-Legend pretends to hate Ravio but she's secretly atrociously in love

-Time knows. he knows everything. about everybody. You can blame his fucking stalfos form for that. he was nosey and started watching them

-Time loves Wind like a little brother (or son, depends on the way u see it) but boy was he FURIOUS when he found out he could use the master sword at 12(he didn't show it obviously)

-Wild sees Twilight as a big brother and will rip ur organs out if he hears an OUNCE of Twi slander coming out of ur mouth

-Twilight is super motherly to the other Links. like, he gets super bad anxiety when one of them disappears into the forest like a fucking cryptid (im looking at u, Hyrule)

-Hyrule is literally feral. somebody do something abt this creature

-Twilight thinks of Time as a father figure

-pretty much everyone except Warriors has almost called Time "dad", in fact

-Legend is a pretty pretty princess and will not let anyone tell her otherwise

-Legend and Warriors will get into the most stupid arguments and, like, five seconds later will be gossiping abt bitches

-Legend looks amazing in the legendary dress(is that what it was called? i don't remember) and he knows it.

[meangirls-imagines]

Welcome to the Poly!Plasticsverse!

collab with: @yungpoetfics (my fav bubs in the world)

Regina George

@queenbgina/@callmereginald (she/her)

North Shore's Queen Bee

Soft for her girlfriends

The mom of the group

Basically a sugar mommy for her girls

Lifehack Geek

TikTok hater

Has rational fear of werewolves

Will fight a bitch

Victoria's Secret girly

Female rapper stan (Doja, Cardi, Megan, etc.)

Gryffindor

Lesbian

Gretchen Wieners

@thegretchenw/@greatgretsby (she/her/it (only if ur special))

The second mom of the group

Softest human

Loves playing with her girlfriends hair

#1 Twilight hater

Has a letterboxd account just to leave bad reviews

The level headed one usually, but will snap when she needs

Cuddly as fuck

Loves Fleur du Mal lingerie

Stubborn as Fuck

Wine drinker/expert

Loves vintage music (Elvis, Elton John, etc.)

Hufflepuff

Bisexual

Karen Shetty

@karebearz/@karensheetty (any pronouns)

Ambidextrous™️

Loves Spongebob

Plant Parent

Knows Britney Spears and Lady Gaga choreo

Kpop girly (Blackpink, BTS, etc.)

Lettering expert

Has Funko Pop collection

Squishmallow lover

Ravenclaw

Pansexual

Cady Heron

@cady_heron/@defnotcaddy (she/her)

The third mom of the group

Whispers when angry

Carries bandaids at all times

Always has snacks

Lactose Intolerant (but LOVES cheese)

Cries at Rom-Coms

LOVES hugs

Cannot handle spicy food

Sleeps with a teddy bear

Happy to be here

Friends with everyone's parents

Token vanilla of the group

Has diary (with a heart shaped lock)

Bisexual

Aaron Samuels

@aaronsammy/@atomicaaron (he/him) or (ho/mie)

1/3 of Terror Trio

Y/N's best friend

North Shore's resident Himbo

Will do anything if someone says "I dare you"

Impulsive buyer

Has one brain cell (shares it with Y/N)

Overuses 💪 emoji

Usually confused

1/2 Golden Retriever duo

Can skateboard

Uses Axe body spray

Co-founder of Stuntmares

Dreams of grabbing a teddy in a claw machine (bucket list item)

Ass man

Owns too many grey sweatpants

Kisses his homies (homiesexual)

Has never watched Harry Potter

Watches lifestyle coaches on YT

Can play the ukulele (really badly)

Loves Eminem and Harry Styles (would fuck Harry Styles)

Writes Larry Stylinson fanfics

Kissed Y/N once (regretted immediately)

Bisexual

Damian Hubbard

@hubbarddamian/@damianishubby (he/him/they)

Learned how to sew from Janis

Does drag and has a YT channel (Anita Dick)

Huge Adore Delano stan

Will fight anyone who hurts Janis

Doesn't like Rupaul as a person, but is a religious Drag Race fan

#1 Poly!Plastics fan

Has an 8 step skincare routine

Cameraman for Stuntmares

Earlybird

Lies about having curfew to go to sleep early

Ravenclaw

(Lowkey wishes he was a Slytherin bc it's the "cuntiest house"

Him and Karen watch The Bachelor

Fav movie is Dirty Dancing (did the lift with Janis)

Learned how to twerk from Y/N

Gay

Janis Imi'Ike

@janiisimiike/@imiikenough (she/they)

Secret Barbie girly(live action and animated movies)

Will go straight for Ryan Gosling

Feral chihuahua of the group

Hozier stan

HATES THE KARDASHIANS

Pain in Regina's ass

Anger Issues™️

Secretly loves Olivia Rodrigo

Mentally Ill friend

Emotional Drunk

Karaoke Queen

Tits girly

Leather Jacket lesbian

Getting piercings > therapy

Has a suit collection

Thrifter

Loves her friends

Dog person (secretly)

Quotes niche memes

Kinky af

Middle Child

Lesbian

Y/N Y/L/N (FC: Chrissy Costanza)

@thisbeyn/@reginaslefttit (she/he/they/it)

2/3 Terror Trio

2/2 Golden Retriever duo

Has matching fried egg tattoo with Aaron.

Co-Founder of Stuntmares

"Hi, I'm Y/N and welcome to Stuntmares" *jumps off roof into pool*

Cuts her own hair

Blooper Reel Queen

North Shore's resident stoner

AUDHD (autistic + ADHD)

Playlists range from Beethoven to ashnikko

"IT'S NOT A PHASE. IT'S A LIFESTYLE."

Demisexual

Plays electric guitar

Has slight speech impediment

Gremlin of the group

D&D Dungeon Master

ALWAYS falls asleep during movie night

Power Nap Addict™️

Insomniac

Monster Energy Drink Enthusiast (collects the cans)

Oddly good at Origami

Tweets everything she thinks

Has been banned from Fortnite and Roblox

Married to Gretchen on The Sims (regina and karen were sad)

Anger issues

✨Spicy✨ Latina (do not fuck with her people)

Matching rings with her gfs

Def had one night stand with Cady

Shane Oman

@shaneomann/@omantastic (he/him) or (dumb/hoe)

Loves Old School Rap (Biggie, Tupac, Snoop Dogg, etc.)

Hates Y/N at first but comes to love her like a sister.

Only person who can outsmoke Y/N.

Has a dropped truck with red LED lights under it.

Blasts music walking down the halls.

Always has the zoomies.

Orange cat friend.

Has elevator music playing in his head 24/7.

Challenged Damian to a dance off. (He lost. But he had girls simping over him)

Posts thirst traps on TikTok. (Regina's mom is his #1 follower)

Has a frying pan tattooed to match Aaron and Y/N.

Always on Stuntmares trying to create new world records.

Or eating a bunch of weird combos.

"Oman! Not again!" *proceeds to eat a marshmallow and spam sandwich*

Ralph Lauren man

Whenever the polycule argues, he's a "fuck this shit, I'm out" person.

Professional party crasher

Dine and Dash expert

Has nipple piercings (Aaron and Y/N dared him to get them)

Curses like a fucking sailor (Half of his lines on Stuntmares are just censor beeps)

Talks way too fast.

Knows Italian and Spanish (Him and Y/N talk shit in Spanish)

His ringtone for Aaron and Y/N is the remix of the Windows error sound

Loves t-shirts with offensive prints (Regina tries to make him dress normally)

Has gc with Aaron and Y/N called "Hoemies"

Would fuck Aaron

TICKLISH

Major gossip (Him and Gretchen meet once a week to talk shit)

[ghostsferalgremlin]

KÖNIG HEADCANON

As someone who has social anxiety and god knows what, it kinda pisses me off how some of yall see König. He has social anxiety? Ok he's a poor little soul that must be protected. Sweetie please, no, that man has fun when he hit a target, a human one, he's savage, let him be.

Also i have fun sayin my hc so here we go.

NSFW! PLEASE AVOID THE RED PART IF YOU ARE A MINOR.

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• He is not scared of people, he hates people.

There a huge difference between being scared and hating almost everyone and let me tell you, people did him so wrong in his life that he just doesn't want to deal with them anymore, the more someone ignore him the happier he is.

• He secretly loves being tall, not in the field tho.

As we know, this man want to be a sniper and let's be real, hiding someone who is literally 2.08m is impossible. But outside the field? He loves it. Yes people looks at him, that's true, but they also avoid him like the plague because they are scared of him, he finds this funny.

• He is not gentle, not if you don't specifically ask.

If he is with his partner he loves to make them beg, make them cry and ask for more, he just love being able to move them like a beautiful doll as much as he wants to. He is kind if asked, the most gentle human being, but if he doesn't hear nothing he makes sure to have you on his bed for at least two days after it.

• When his anxiety hits he needs to be alone.

Having anxiety and being always surrounded by people is the worst thing ever, you don't know how to move, how to speak, you don't know what to do or how to fuction. This man knows when his anxiety is gonna hit bad and, if he can, he always run in his room as soon as he can, leaving things to anyone in kortac until he is finally able to face people again.

• Doesn't know how to function and his love language is physical touch.

He hates people, and everyone knows it, but if he is with his loved one he just try to touch them as much as he can. Hugs? Give them to him? Kisses? God yes. Touching in avery kind of way? Fuck yes, this man loves touching in public and making clear he owns you, no matter where he is, his hands will always find a way to be on your body.

• He is feral if he's mad.

This man bottle up even christ at this point and the time he's at his limit is over for whoever made him mad. As I said before, he cheers when he hits a target, well this is almost the same, but it's more like "YES A TOOTH!" and he shows it off when everything is over. A little gremlin. A 2.08m gremlin.

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[sugarcoated-lame]

living comfortably out in jackson with this older joel and he still fucks you deep and slow like he did all those years ago. takes you home after going to the bar in town and let’s you ride him, but let’s out a chuckle when you ride him hard.

“easy there, darlin’. blow this old man’s back out if y’ keep ridin’ me like that.”

(also your new layout is so cute i love it!!! 🥰)

this contains smut, so 18+ minors dni!*

*extremely loud sounds of me falling down the stairs*

Hhhhfejvjekf oh my god SEB !!! <33 Joel thots are literally just what I needed right now while I’m suffering in bed from my period so thank you 😭💜💜

You and Joel live a quiet, comfortable life in Jackson, the two of you sleeping in on mornings when neither of you are scheduled to be on patrol, enjoying cups of coffee and listening to the sweet sounds of Joel playing his guitar on the porch, cooking dinners together and cuddling on the couch in front of the fireplace.

The two of you like to joke about his age, and you love to tease Joel about what an old man he is, because you know it riles him up and because secretly, he loves it. Loves it when he gets the opportunity to prove you wrong, how good he can make you feel, to show you just what this old man can do to you.

Fucking you deep into your mattress, his body a comforting weight leaning over your back as he thrusts into you from behind, torturously slow and oh so deep until you’re writhing for him, crying out for him with each harsh slap of his hips against your backside as he hits that spot deep inside you that leaves you seeing stars. Joel tuts at you, a smirk on his lips at what a desperate, mewling mess you’ve become underneath him, his beard tickling deliciously at the skin your as he leans down further to whisper in your ear.

“old man, huh? Look at what this old man is doing to you, darlin’.”

And him taking you home after going to the bar got me thinking, maybe you work nights as a bartender at the tipsy bison, and you just know Joel would be coming by the bar each night to pick you up so that you won’t be walking home alone. He shows up at the same time each night like clockwork, where you wait with his usual drink sitting atop the bar, the two of you chatting quietly amongst yourselves, just enjoying each other’s company while Joel finishes his drink and you pour a drink of your own before making the short walk home. And then riding him once you get home? Absolutely!!!

Too eager to wait to make it upstairs to the bedroom, your lips are on Joel’s the second you walk through the front door, hands scrambling to tear off his coat and unbuckle his belt and his jeans before you’re pushing him down onto the couch. After removing your own clothes just as frantically you’re straddling his lap, sinking down onto him in one swift move, knowing you’re already more than wet enough to take him. The rhythm of your hips is fast and erratic from the get-go, moving frantically against Joel’s as you rise and sink back down onto his length, nails clawing into his shoulders to keep yourself steady, your breathy moans mingling with his deep grunts. His big, rough hands grip your hips and Joel lets out a groan that morphs into a throaty chuckle as you begin riding him harder.

“easy there, darlin’. blow this old man’s back out if y’ keep ridin’ me like that.”

Hhhhnnnfjgkejg this has me screaming like a feral gremlin 🫠

Aaaah thank you so much my love, I’m so glad you like the new layout, you’re so cute and I love you!! <333 And thank you for sending in these amazing thots, they’re absolutely gonna be living in my head rent-free for the next like week haha ty, ilysm !!!! 🥰😘💕💜💕🌼

[perfecteggpartyland]

i imagine people who never watched exy one day watch Neil's after the game interview and he goes viral😭✨cause our feral gremlin is one pretty ass mothefucker - Andrew secretly has TikTok account and has tons of Neil edits saved+ like how that beautiful football player did if I remember correctly went viral on tiktok + same with Kevin/jean cause they're pretty 😍 jean p.s Andrew would have a big ass fandom cause he would be relatable as hell✨😭

[entamewitchlulu]

I’m curious about your headcanons on joshneku

If have you any?

Oh for sure!!!

-> I don't think they officially get together until 1-2 years after the events of NEO (which I still haven't played I'M SORRY EVERYONE T-T), mostly because Joshua continues to be a little gremlin who disappears at the barest hint of vulnerability, so it takes Neku a bit to actually manage to land him

-> Joshua truly has no intention of actually pursuing Neku at first. He just watches longingly from a distance, pissing off everyone else around him (mostly Hanekoma). He does secretly do little things to make Neku's life easier, like editing some things here or there to make him able to get an apartment easier, help him find a job easier, etc. Neku is very aware that Joshua is doing this and it's annoying.

-> Neku initiates the relationship. He gets Hanekoma to help him corner Joshua and essentially strongarm him into spending time with him and the rest of the gang. He then manages to kiss Joshua at Udagawa, which makes Joshua bluescreen and he avoids Neku for like two weeks until Neku manages to break into the Dead God's Pad to corner him again and make them have the "what are we" talk

-> Neku is definitely the more emotionally intelligent of the two of time. Joshua thinks he can get away with flustering Neku by being embarrassing and flirty, but when Neku responds with genuine love and care Joshua shuts down. Even late into their relationship Joshua can suddenly get taken off guard by a simple act of affection, but he's getting better at it

-> At the beginning of their relationship, Neku is more casually touchy-feely. Joshua always has to have a whole Scheme around intimate touch but then Neku just slings an arm over his shoulder or casually leans against him or pulls him into his arms while they're in bed and Joshua whites out. Once Joshua starts to get socialized like a feral cat settles into the relationship, he gets a bit needier and seeks cuddles a lot more often. Neku sometimes pretends to be exasperated but he loves cuddling just as much.

-> I must reiterate this. They are SO touchy-feely. Once they both settle into their relationship they're almost always in each other's space, even in public. Joshua can and will sit in Neku's lap any time he gets the chance. Shiki thinks it's really funny and cute. Beat is SO embarrassed. ("would you two get a FUCKING room")

-> One thing they both struggle with is communicating, as Neku still tends to close off when he's upset, and Joshua will make a joke out of literally anything rather than be vulnerable. Hanekoma often ends up being their impromptu relationship counselor because both of them will come and complain about the other to him separately, and Hanekoma will give them both advice that eventually gets them to talk more straight with each other. Hanekoma has accepted this as his penance (and also he genuinely cares about both of them and wants to help them out).

-> Neku does a lot of drawing but he has one special sketchbook full just of drawings he's done of Joshua when Joshua wasn't paying attention. He tries to keep this a secret from Joshua but Joshua absolutely knows. He desperately wants to tease Neku about it but he's also genuinely touched and even a little embarrassed by the deep love that's clear in Neku's drawings so he keeps his knowledge to himself.

-> This isn't JoshNeku specific but i think when Joshua finally actually joins the gang his best friend in the group ends up being Rhyme, which surprises everyone. Rhyme is very easygoing and finds Joshua funny. She builds well off of his roasts and he's surprised at her willingness to go along with his shenanigans. He lets her paint his nails sometimes.

-> Sharing music is one of Neku's biggest love languages and he buys a pair of earbuds specifically so that he and Joshua can both wear one to listen to music together.

-> their most common date is going for ramen and then wandering Shibuya to people watch and check out new street art. their second most common date is a movie in (which usually just turns into a nap tbh).

and under the cut are just a couple spicier headcanons

-> Joshua is such a fucking bottom. He is a bratty sub who loves when Neku takes control of him.

-> Neku is a bit more uncertain, but does find he enjoys how excited Joshua gets when he's dominated, and starts to find it enjoyable too.

-> they definitely dabble in some BDSM

[mommy-dust]

Cuddle Time

- Cirrus likes to wrap her leg over you, wrap her tail around your wrist and burry her face in your neck, except once you trust that she wont do anything, she bites you! Just a luv nibble though <3

- Aurora just wants to be the big spoon, but shes to tiny to fit around anyone but cumulus :< but when she is the little spoon, she’ll lay her head into your chest and smile at you, with her cheeks getting all cute and rosy <3

- Cumulus LOVES when you curl up on her lap, and she’ll gently stroke your head, and if you want, she can always do your hair <33 she’s such a sweetheart and will let you sleep there, because waking you up would be mean :<

- Dew/Sodo is just an utter gremlin, you go to cuddle him and he immediately starts whining and doing lil grabby hands at you, but once you calm him down, he’ll lay his head on your chest and give you lil kissed and nibbles on your collarbone, also he will CRY if he hurts you by accident

- Phantom sometimes doesn’t wanna be touched at all, especially if he gets overstimulated, however once you get him in a less crazy place, he needs you to lay on his chest to help him relax. When you just cuddle with him for fun, he’ll curl up in a little ball while you hold him.

- Mountain is the opposite of Aurora - he’s forever bound to being big spoon, but secretly, he just wants to be held :< if he trusts you enough he’ll cry about it to you, even though he can’t always hear your responses when he has his ‘quiet days’ so he likes to put his hands on your neck to feel you talking <3

- Swiss is FERAL, he just growls the whole time, and when you ask him if he’s okay, he smiles and goes back to his growling, even scratching at you. He WILL cry if you stop cuddling him though.

- Rain likes to be the big spoon, but he’ll also face you and hug you but sideways, it hurts your arm a bit… he also gets really sweaty, but like cold sweat, and when you cuddle with him, you get all soaked. He feels really bad about it and will smash his head into you and apologize, you don’t mind that his horns hurt a little, because you just want him to feel better <3

[blorboazula]

Incorrect Quotes (but the source is my head)

I'm a weirdo obsessed with my own AU so...

Sharon, bringing a pile of steaming food: here, dear, your dinner.

Agatha: why do you always bring so much food? (As if she's not happily keeping her fridge stocked).

Sharon, pretending to not have war flashbacks from almost wrestling food down spellbound Agatha's throat: that's what grandmas do.

Agatha: I'm literally centuries older than you.

Sharon: and?

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Billy sliding up to Rio: hey, I have a question?

Rio: yes?

Billy: since Agatha's my dad... Does it mean you're my stepmom?

Rio: run.

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The coven bursts the door open to rescue Billy from Wanda. Sharon, pulling a AK-47 from her tiny purse: hello, Wanda, time to match your twin.

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Agatha, handcarving a plaque with "Billy Kaplan": no, that's the guest room, he's just a regular guest.

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The coven watching Agatha and Billy: there's two of them

The coven watching Rio and Tommy: oh goddess, that's even worse.

***

Group chat names: Coven of Queers (+ Adopted Ally) [probably named by Tommy]

Agatha: rabid dog n°1

Rio: feral gremlin

Lilia: slightly rabid dog

Billy: rabid dog n°2

Tommy: speedy boy

Jen: rabid toddler

Alice: the only actual adult

Sharon: secretly feral gremlin

[adhd-coyote]

@whiskygoldwings you wanted to be tagged for oc infodumping? Well, I've finished organizing my 212th ocs, but there's a lot of 'em, so I'll just do the one's I have picrews for at the moment!

Tooka

He/Him

Naive but clever

A huge cuddlebug

Favorite type of candy is sour gummies

Secretly a little shit

Lives up to his name in curiosity

Pesky

Gender? What's that? Can he eat it? Mostly uses he/him pronouns out of convenience, but fine with anything

Gold and red wing tattoos stretching across his shoulders, with matching paint on the back of his armor. Plus a tramp stamp reading "Os'ika" (little shit in Mando'a) that he was "forced" to get after losing a bet

Excellent pilot

A mischievous little vent gremlin

Looks like vod'ika, but has ori'vod(/older cousin) energy

Most talented and creative prankster in his battalion, if not the whole GAR

Voted most likely to start a mutiny for fun

Rain

He/They

Medic

Rainstorm themed sleeve tattoo on his left arm

Quiet, gentle, a very soft voice

Honest but not blunt

The kind of medic that talks you through everything he’s doing and praises you when he’s done

They usually send him to deal with the shinies, especially right after their first battle

Chomps

He/Him

“Bite me” tattooed on the back of his left shoulder

Would bite a droid

Fangs painted on his helmet

“Nom nom, motherfucker”

His armor (mainly his vambraces, gauntlets, and pauldrons) is covered in teeth marks

Vent

They/Them

The 212th's other vent gremlin

Messes with Shinies by giggling in the vents and then scurrying away without a word

Likes puzzles, riddles, and the like

Always knows all of the gossip, and can be bribed if you know what to offer

Squirrel

He/They

Mechanic

Hyperactive

Somehow both a math gay and a driving gay

He go zoom, both in and out of a vehicle.

Kneecaps

He/Him

Always goes for the knees in a fight

You’d think this would make him predictable to fight, but nope. He just gets more creative with going for the knees.

Sunny exterior, but absolutely ruthless underneath

Drake

He/Him

Sniper

Right eye is a prosthetic

Snarky, levelheaded, and cynical

Absolutely feral on the battlefield

Acts like he doesn’t care but will not hesitate to verbally (or even physically) tear you apart if you are mean to/hurt one of his vode

Laugh is more like a cackle

Sharp grin and an even sharper scowl

Very observant; an amazing strategist

This is only about half of my 212th ocs; y'all will get to see the rest once I've either made picrews or drawn them <3

[amomentsescape]

Billy Loomis Masterlist

All Slashers

The Slashers React to You Bringing Home a Kitten

The Slashers React to You Being Harassed

The Slashers Say I Love You for the First Time

The Slashers' Night Time Routine with Reader

The Slashers with a Feminine Witch & Vampire Hybrid

The Slashers Making Halloween Treats with You (Oct 2023 Prompt)

The Slashers Creating a Personal Carnival for Reader

The Slashers Spend Halloween with Reader

The Slashers Doing Christmas Activities with Reader

The Slashers with Stressed! Reader During Finals Week

The Yandere! Slashers with Reader Who Sleepwalks & Tries to Leave

The Slashers Reacting to the Death of Reader

The Slashers React to Custom Made T-Shirts

The Slashers React to Reader Ending Up in the Hospital

The Slashers Taking a Bubble Bath with Reader

The Slashers React to Reader Getting Pregnant

The Slashers React to Couple's T-Shirts

The Slashers with Reader That Loves Baking

The Yandere! Slashers with Reader That's Pregnant & Super Clingy

The Yandere! Slashers with Pregnant Reader That Gets Kidnapped

The Slashers with Overwhelmed! Reader That's in a School Play

The Slashers with Reader That's Insecure About Their Body

The Yandere! Slashers with Patrick Bateman-esque Reader

The Slashers with Reader Who's Secretly an Eldritch Horror

The Slashers with Crow-Like Reader

The Yandere! Slashers with Mermaid! Reader

The Slashers with Sweet and Dangerous! Reader

The Slashers with a Secret Admirer

The Slashers with Winged! Reader

The Slashers with Funny Sleepwalking! Reader

The Slashers with Ovulating! Reader

The Slashers Being the Protector (Rather than the Killer)

Headcanons

Billy & Stu (Separate) with Feral Gremlin Reader HC

Billy Being Jealous HC

Billy with a S/O like Pearl (the movie) HC

Reader Who Brings Home Pet Rats HC

Reader's Mother Walking in on Them with Ghostface

Drabbles & Oneshots

Wrong Place, Right Time

Billy wanted nothing more than to add four more teens to his killing list. However, you were the last one he expected to be there.

Wrong Place, Right Time (Part II)

Billy decides to see you again and set things straight. He knew he wouldn't be able to stay away for long.

[fangirl--writes]

Gotham Villains as Parents: Part Two

Part Two of This Request  asking about the Gotham Villains as Parents! I love these types of requests honestly. I am absolutely feral for ideas like this.

Included in this ask are the other Legion of Horribles Members: Brigit Pike (Firefly), Victor Fries (Mr. Freeze) and Jonathan Crane (Scarecrow) Tetch is excluded because... well you’ve seen the show.

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🧊 Daddy/Uncle Fries

He always wanted kids with Nora so kids are something he’s comfortable with

Attentive, Doting out of all the Rouges he’s the most balanced.

Bed times, Proper meals (as well as one can in a frozen tundra home.)

Introduces them to Dad Rock

FEIRCELY PROTECTIVE OF HIS LITTLE POPSICLE. 🍧 🍧

If He babysits- it’s all junk food, sugar and movies they’re not allowed to watch

Chill Uncle 🧊 🧊

“Hey we got pizza and they chugged a two liter on the way here bye- “

If the kid can’t turn to their actual parent, he’s always there.

Like Jonathon he’s always down to play whatever games the kid wants

Rad Heeler vibes

Spoils them secretly like Bridget

“I saw this thing I thought they’d like, or this reminded me of them…it’s no big deal …

🎩 Tetch is EXCLUDED.

He gives least favorite family member vibes

Creepy uncle you try to avoid

😱 Brotherly Jonathan Crane

Big Bro Scarecrow

Immediately feels protective upon meeting them

Man of few words but will always play with the kid if asked

In and out of scarecrow attire… just plops down for a tea party or action figures

Teaches them to draw and colors with them ✏️ ✏️

Reliable Baby sitter tho (the kids LOVE him)

Will have all their preferences in a book or committed to memory

Watches over them while they sleep yandere…just a little

“You’ll never need to fear again.”

Honestly, it’s a super cute sibling relationship

🧨  Auntie/ Older Sister Firefly/ Bridgit Pike

Tbh I don’t see her as a “mom” role

Cool Aunt Vibes/ Older Sister                         

Auntie Bridget   ✌️

Acts like she doesn’t care about them

She does.

ESPECIALLY if the kid was pulled in off the street/ Narrows

teach the kid how to use flame throwers  “For Self-defense only.” JK

Will steal them from school / sports / any event… any excuse to hang out

Matching outfits

Ice-cream and Arson 🍦 🔥

If the kid has relationship problems they go to Bridgit

 “Cool, where do they live? we’ll set their car on fire.”

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