#he's pretty even when he's full of flies idc idc!!!!!

[vvictuss]

as the resident Hot Mortarion Truther, i have a sort of headcanon that his hair went from black (confirmed in The Buried Dagger) to thinner and white as the Nurgle shit progressed. At first it's thought the change is a direct result of Nurgle's effects but it's actually from the pure levels of stress he was going through. absolutely nothing to do with Chaos's physical mutations

[just-another-author-i-guess]

Judd's childhood headcanons?

You betcha 🤭

Tags: idk like mentions of violence and such, Judd being a pyromaniac from a very young age, dead bugs?

Author's note: if we don’t get a baby judd episode in the new season I will riot (,:

Judd childhood hc's

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Both of his parents were absolutely over the moon when he was born

Imagine being an only child in the Birch household, like ngl that sounds pretty sweet

He had their attention aaalll to himself, and he thoroughly enjoyed it 

He was quite an active child too, not like hyper but always doing something he was definitely not supposed to do, so he needed either one of his parents to watch him constantly anyways

I feel like he was a pretty “normal” child until Leah was born, sure he was a bit harder to watch than average 2-year-olds but it wasn’t to like a concerning degree or anything

That was until Leah was born

Suddenly having to deal with a new sister, unleashed little monster-gremlin Judd

Not even like five minutes after she was born, when he got to see her in the hospital, did he call her ugly and bald

He probably had an identity crisis when his dad told him he looked like that too

Anyways, Elliot was really empathic towards him, even though he was definitely becoming a bit of a spoiled brat

Like, he sat him down and was like “I know it’s hard for you to get a new sister, but think about how much she’s going to look up to you, blah blah..”

Judd did not listen

So for the next few years, his mission became causing as much trouble for everyone around him as possible and then finding a way to blame it on Leah

Obviously, no one believed that an infant thrashed the house and set fire to a bunch of ants in the backyard

(It was hard to believe toddler Judd even managed to do it lmfao)

That’s another thing, like he wouldn’t hurt big animals, like cats, dogs, raccoons, ect cause he likes those

But he’s definitely responsible for the bug population in town drastically decreasing lol

He would be that type of little kid who burns ants, crushes snails and squeezes bugs to death

I was reading IT right, and patrick apparently has a whole pencil case filled with dead flies AND WHY IS THAT SO JUDD

I could see him bringing that into kindergarten, and when it’s art time he pulls it out and shows the teacher’s kinda proudly and they’re all like 😧✋

This was how he ended in therapy, too

Diane getting a call like “Yeah, uh, your son has a pencil case full of dead bugs and he’s scaring everyone pls come pick him up”

She wasn’t even mad, bc if you’ve seen my other headcannons, yk it would just be even more confirmation that Judd definitely inherited a lot of things from her

He was definitely a very stab-happy kid too

I’m talking deliberately sharpening his pencils to a point and using them as weapons 

I can see him having a slingshot too, he would sit somewhere his dad couldn’t see and just shoot rocks at him

Poor Elliot, Judd’s abuse and gremlin behaviours definitely affected him the most

Diane could actually get angry so Judd didn’t dare mess too much with her, and Leah was just a baby so her reactions were usually pretty boring

She didn’t even care when Judd showed her the dead flies smh 🫤

So Elliot was the only good target 

Judd was very, very annoyed though, at how he never really got angry, like he’d always just praise Judd for his creativity 

If he’s too mean to his dad, Diane will also get mad at him lol

So it’s about finding a balance yk 

But back to the therapy thing

I don’t really think Judd got diagnosed with anything, besides being a creepy ass kid 

If being creepy is a mental illness, count me in too idc

But like, there’s nothing inherently wrong with him, he just really enjoys causing trouble

So the only thing the therapist recommended was stricter parenting

As both him and Leah got older, his plans of getting rid of her became more thought out as well

There’s that one scene where Nick is a newborn and Judd tries to set fire to Leah’s hair

That is definitely a recurring thing, like he realised if he truly wanted to get rid of Leah he’d have to try something,,, more effective than leaving her random places and trying to get his parents to hate her

So setting her hair on fire seemed like a good idea

I don’t think he grasped the idea that she could actually die, but like if her hair burned off she would be ugly and their parents wouldn’t like her anymore yk? Something like that

Where did a six year old get lighters?? I would like to fucking know 

This was also around the time he started to realise, that maybe murder and thrashing the house all the time was not a good idea

Diane probably had a talking to him, and was like “Now you’ve got a new brother, you can’t be trying to set his crib on fire or anything, you’re too old for that now”

That made him switch out his lighter for scissors and that was when is Chucky arc properly started

He cut a b i g chunk of Leah’s hair off while she slept, he cut up a lot of his dad’s clothes and tried to stab multiple of his teachers 

Like, one of his teachers would go on to have Leah and Nick later, and would always tell them the story of how much of a menace Judd was and show them their scissor scars

Judd was definitely very spoiled too, he used to act kinda like Nick when he was younger 

Little man’s thought he was king of the kindergarten fr 

Probably carried over into his first years at school too, like 1st to 5th grade Judd was not much different 

Omg,, he was a biter too

Like I can see Diane getting mad at him and hoisting him up by his shirt or something, to carry him to his room, but he would just try to bite her the whole time

The same with his teachers, you touch him, you get bitten

I can see him getting into a lot of fights with other boys at school too, either for making fun of him or his dad 

Elliot came to pick him up one day and was like singing a little goofy song or whatever, and the other kids wouldn’t stop making fun of him 

(Aw, that’s so cute, little Judd secretly defending his dad’s honour at school)

Bc he definitely wouldn’t tell his parents the real reason he got into a fight 

Also, if anyone was bullying Leah in the schoolyard, Judd would straight up just spawn

His spidey senses was tingling fr 

But he wouldn’t (And still won’t) hesitate to knock anyone who’s mean to his sister the fuck out 

I feel like he’d also secretly slip something delicious he got in his lunchbox into Leah’s

Like, if she had a bad day at school and Judd so happened to have a candy bar (probably stolen lets be honest) He would make it suddenly appear in Leah’s lunch box and act all oblivious about it

That’s another thing, Judd was straight up just born w/o a moral compass

Even as a kid, he didn’t really see stealing, violence, ect as wrong

Well it all depends who he’s stealing from or beating up or whatever 

But yk, Diane was (and is probably still) like that lol

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[teeth-farie]

fairy arcana li’s hmm? 😮‍💨

asra- he would DEFINITELY sound like a bell when he flies. like tinker bell. idc what anyone says. they are mischievous and like to steal things from you just so you’d be forced to come back (though, let’s admit it, we would’ve come back anyways). they enjoy sleeping in your hair the most, or maybe on your chest closest to your heart. although they are fully capable of flight, they refuse to do so whenever you’re around. “but, mc, i sprained my wing on the way here to see you! i’m serious, look!” he’ll fake wince as he flaps his wings gently open and closed, you don’t buy it.

would love to grind against your tongue, does it anytime they can. and just imagine the little jingle that comes with the shuddered flutter of his pretty, glittery transparent wings after cumming- edging himself to a squirted orgasm. one thing he loves about your size is your warmth. he can just curl up in the crook of your neck and lay there, falling asleep to your pulse and the comforting warmth you emit.

julian- i just know he flies around everywhere. he’d probably get mistaken for a hummingbird at first because he’s always rushing around, never taking a break, work work work 24/7/365. he might have some sharp wings, pointed at the end, that tickle your ear when he sits on your shoulder. he loves talking your ear off, about fairy history, anatomy, medicine, culture, etc.

he’d probably try to fit himself around your thumb. he’s just a few inches short of muriel’s height, so he’s still pretty tall, but his slim figure makes up for that. it’s still quite a stretch for him, but we know just how much this doctor loves the pain. he might even try to fit two fingers- and can you imagine how pretty he’d look taking two fingers inside of him, and one in his mouth? face absolutely wrecked and teary eyed, insisting he can take more. once he cums, he’s out like a light, and you just prepare a hot bowl of water for him to bathe in when he wakes up, clean your fingers, and stroke his tiny face till he wakes up.

nadia- most likely to look like a butterflies wings imo. they have a pattern on them- golden intricate lines- that seem to glow brighter when she flies. she sits on your palm like her own personal thrown, making gentle conversation as you guys take routine walks through the forest where the plant life and flora are most prominent. she’s quite, graceful, and sometimes you feel like you breathe too loud around her. you amuse her greatly and she enjoys your company. she’d invite you to as many fairy traditions as possible just to have you close by.

i’m really trying to think of some good nsfw w her, but i am… unable to im so sorry.

portia- now her wings DO glow. but they’re kind of small compared to average fairy size, which can make it hard for her to fly that far without tiring herself out too much. she v much prefers travel king with you because she can just rest against you when it gets too tiring. it’s fun having her around, because she literally glows. her wings g l o w. she’s like a little firefly in your palm. she doesn’t have a preference for where she sits. shoulder makes it easier for you to hear her- even though she’s already pretty naturally loud already- and she can play with your hair if she sits on your head. your palm is fun, because she can look down and watch the ground move beneath you both. etc etc.

remember what i said about how she’s loud? yea she’s even louder when you eat her out. your tongue can pry her open so easily, and it’s so warm. and wet. and god it feels so good. overstimulate her till her wings glow brighter than they ever have before. and watch her try to keep going even though you both know she’s tired. pet her and call her a good girl and she’ll melt against you into a happy soft mess of love.

muriel- since you say his wings are tattered, but used to look like an atlas moth, i imagine him being afraid of what they looked like in full. like, even i have to admit they’re a little intimidating (but then again i have a fear of bugs LOL) i can imagine spending time w him, gently rubbing salves into the base of his wings where it must hurt the most, and having that be the start of where he slowly trusts you. i can imagine him riding your shoulder around places, hiding behind your scarf or in your hair or in your pocket, etc.

and imagine letting him grind himself down on your tongue? or letting him fuck himself on your fingers? laying him down on some soft pillows, nudging your nose against his face as you let him get lost in the pleasure of just a single finger hitting all his sweet spots for the first time as his small, rough hands do their best to pull you closer. he’d be one of the most affectionate during these times because,, omg for once he’s not the bigger person! he’s actually small!!

lucio- mosquito. period. cant have him flying too close to you because it’s just bzzzzzzsssss and it’s Annoying. one half of his wing is damaged extremely, but he has small fancy fairy machinery that helps it navigate well enough. but (luckily for you) he prefers riding your shoulder. because riding around with a prosthetic wing gets extremely tiring.

… i cant think of any sex for him. i feel so bad i’m sorry jjdjd

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!!I love this!!

Asra making a little tinkle sound oml 🥺 he loves sleeping in chest pockets on your shirts so he can feel your heartbeat ♡ asra pretending to sprain a wing so you’ll coddle him..such a mischievous fairy! I bet he steals little jewels and gems from merchants to gift to you like little fairy courting

Asra likes to straddle your tongue so he can rut and grind his little cock/clit against the soft wet muscle. It’s like nothing he’s ever felt and makes him see stars. He loves his big kind human and their big wet mouth ♡ if your hair is the right texture and length he’d try to burrow into it and nap (afro mcs watch out in your hair you WILL find a sleeping friend and he’s too cute to wake up)

Julian is a very jittery fairy hopped up in the fairy equivalent to coffee. He carry’s a tote/satchel of little books and papers from human literature folded super tiny to fit in his bag. His wings and muscle connecting are a bit thicker because of how quickly his wings move when he flies so he’s often mistaken for a bird like fairy! But he Would love talking your ear off about anything and everything that comes to mind

Julian’s size queen tendencies transcend species and he WILL fit your thumb inside him if it’s the last thing he does. He’s the second biggest fairy but he’s so slim you can see the bulge in his belly! He loves to see the little lump and press on it while you fingerfuck him ♡. He needs another finger in his mouth at all times cause he can get Loud even by fairy standards. He tries, he really does, but he can’t take two fingers. It’s far two big in the end but you could probably fit a bullet vibe (in a modern au) inside him considering it’s about the size of a finger. You clean him up with a warm rag and prepare a hot bath for when he wakes up ♡

Nadia loves to perch up in your hand and trace the lines of your palm. She likes to have you at fairy balls and events and all the other fairies seem to love the gentle giant human relaxing in the corner. (You will get covered in tiny flower crowns). It’s easy to feel too big around her, but she always tells you about how nice it is to have personal company, no matter the size.

Nadia loves to tinker! So I’m a modern (still fairy) au, she would love to explore with any toys you have. A bullet vibe is the best match for her, a rumbly little thing small enough to try and ease into herself if she really wanted. She’s never had an orgasm so intense than after a session with the vibe. She can’t go more than the first level unless she really tries, so you stick with the first setting and focus on technique rather than intensity (if you have a fleshlight she will get Very confused and try to shove her hand in there to feel around. She immediately gets flustered upon finding out what if is)

Portia’s wings flap quickly like Julian’s but hers are far too small for her solidity (she’s more weighty than others- less possibility of hollow-ish bones) so she greatly appreciates a ride. Oh little firefly wings….so precious! Whenever you can’t find something she just rubs her wings together and activates that glow to help you peek in dark areas

She very loud, much like her brother. Her wings glow so brightly the closer she gets to cumming. Oral is the best way to get her off. Rubbing her would be fine but if you want a big reaction have her grind on your tongue. Unfortunately she’s too small to take her finger but there’s always silicone molds to make your own tiny toys for her! She loves making little collars for herself and asking you to clasp them on her, perching up where you want her and sitting pretty like a good girl.

Poor Muriel has tattered wings from his time in the arena. His wings, while they used to be wide and fluffy atlas wings, are not calloused stubs at his back. He used to think it was a blessing to lose them, considering they were so big. But he always ends up teary when you rub the lotions and balms over his back and treat his little stubs like they’re something beautiful. He’s the largest of them all, about 11-12 inches tall (with Julian falling at 8-9) so hiding is difficult for him in the fairy world. Buy a hoodie with a deep pocket so he can sit in it, the cocoon shape makes him comfortable.

It makes him so happy to be the small one. He likes when he only job is to be comfy and keep his legs spread, even if he felt awkward and undeserving at first. It’s gets overwhelming quickly to him, but he loves getting gently fucked on your finger. He tends to grab and cling to your other hand if you let him, making low noises compared to the others. If you put your tongue there he’d lose it. It’s far too good for him, he couldn’t handle the wet warmth and he cums embarrassingly quickly (but that isn’t new)

Lucio would be a mosquito. He makes himself more grandiose than he naturally is to compensate for being such a low level fairy. The prosthetic would be far too heavy for a wing, so he’s kept from flying because of it, though he can still flutter a little bit off the ground. He does still have his golden arm, and he likes randomly scratching you with it for laughs. He sticks on your shoulder because he likes to be tall and high up, grinning so widely all the while.

He’s very self conscious of his wing and arm, even if he acts self assured and confident. Lucio would melt if you gently rubbed his bad wing and told him how pretty he is. He’s mid height among the others (same size as nadia if not a cm or two shorter) so he can take your finger but it is a stretch. But he loves it, he wants to feel immobilized by how full he is.

[dbzebra]

☕️ OH YKNOW WHAT AT THAT NOTE? Talk about that dbs broly movie cuz yknow. That’s a hot topic of the ages that folk feel particularly really strongly about

ooooh ive been waiting for this one. We watched this together on discord so you know my general feelings but Im happy i got this ask lol.

putting this under read more cause it gets long 

The new movie that everyone seems to love and adore.... that I dont. It was a pretty middle of the ground, meh overrated af movie. Not bad, just nothing special. I enjoyed watching it sure, but not something I have an inkling to return to anytime soon if ever. It was just ‘there’ for me. 

First, I’ll say the good stuff. The visuals looked really pretty. Nobody was THAT out of character of the existing cast (save for the ending), which i feel weird to have to even mention it as a positive, but nothing really stood out to me as a defining moment for the little cast we had besides Goku’s “youre not a bad guy, i can tell” or w/e. SUPER SAIYAN 1 IS STILL GOAT. It looked soooo good in this movie i wish we couldve kept it the whole time instead of Blue. But i will say, Blue looked much better in this movie than the series. The darker-blue with the lighter blue eyes was a nice change from instead of the ugly bluish-green the series did. Also the aura looked better. Backgrounds like the ice area and even Planet Vegeta were amazing. Action was great too. little Bulla was cute. The OST i liked (the chanting really grew on me) and Blizzard is a banger i love that song. Oh and the aritisic license they took for the fusion scene with the reds and blues spiraling together was great

Anyway thats all the positives I have lmaoo

This film includes Minus and I already went in depth on why I hate Minus with a passion and why it’s the worst thing to come out of modern Dragon so yeah moving on. But the fact that they devoted screentime to Gokus backstory which ultimately served no purpose to the story of the film and couldve been used more valuably elsewhere. 

I said the action was good, and it was, but it almost too good. At times it was so fast to tell that was going on and really lessened the impact for me. Like when they went into the other dimension or whatever, Gogeta went blue and Broly went LSSJ (idc if the name is different name, itll always be legendary SSJ to me lmao) so ast it was a blink and you miss it moment. like what? those moments shouldve been given even a little bit of focus. 

Next the cast. Goku and Vegeta. AGAIN. snorefest. no Gohan, Piccolo is just there to show them the fusion, Goten and Trunks are still kids and look like babies (and Pilaf gang is with them which is another can of worms), no Android 17, who the series established as one of the top 4 fighters on Earth. 

Do we get any of that? Nope. Just the two Blue and Bluer fucking again and again I. dont. care. anymore. Their dynamic is so boring and played out id rather watch paint dry. It was fun in Buu Saga, hell it was even fun in GT, but DBS constantly forcing this dynamic and Vegeta as the second Main Character needs to fucking STOOOP. Toei and Toriyama has no idea how to further Vegeta’s character because theyre stuck in this infinite loop. 

Vegeta doesnt want to help Goku, he mentions Bulma and/or Trunks, Vegeta blushes, and then he decides to help. THAT HAPPENED LIKE SIX TIMES IN DBS ALONE. It happened in Buu saga as well, but it organically worked cause it was the first time but Bulma and Trunks were ALREADY DEAD/ABSORBED. The look on his face wasnt blushy or pouting for a gag, dude was legit shocked. I rag on Vegeta but he had some legit great moments in the early arcs and later parts of Buu Saga. Anyway im off track. They repeat that same exact character moment OVER AND OVER. cant tell you how many times we had “my Bulma, my bulla, my Trunks, my cabba” in the Tournament of Power alone, and this movie is no different.

DO SOMETHING ELSE FFS

Then we have Broly. ohhhhhh boooy Broly. if you can even call this version of him Broly. His backstory is kinda the same as original movie 8/Broly LSSJ, but its more tragic becuase according to most fans, if youre background is a sobstory, that equals better character. NO. sure it could, but that trope was so worn out so long ago I hate it. “waaa his life was bad, hes not a bad guy” bruh i dont care thats not Broly. just make an OC if you wanna do that. but nope. gotta use the marketing! (More on that later)

People like to criticize Z Broly as “he hates Goku cause he cried” or “all he says is Kakarot” which both are false. On the first point, Broly is a psychopath. He was stabbed as an infant and left to die along with Paragus cause he was too powerful. Then that same day Planet Vegeta explodes practically on top of them. The rest of his life hes basically either being controlled or on a rampage. So that one moment of peace is “ruined” by Goku in a sense cause he subconsciously associates that with Goku. On the second point, Broly was already mentally unstable and then nearly dying, getting caught in the explosion of a SECOND PLANET and then being frozen for seven years will fuck anyone up in the head. Z Broly in the original movie was sadistic af and he had a lot of memorable moments and lines that werent just screaming Kakarot, that Second Coming made him infamous for. 

New Broly is legit a man-baby. People talk about old Broly having no personality and this new version having a deep character, but I dont see it. He acts like a child when hes with Cheelai and Lemo and then once the fighting starts he doesnt say a single word but yell. SOUND FAMILIAR?? But he gets a pass because the canon police says so right??? fuck off. New Broly is boring. Im tired of trying to make the Saiyans into ThEyRe noT aLl BaD sEe The SaIyAns ArE AcTuAlLy GoOd!!!11111 ugh i hate it. keep Broly a psycho and keep Bardock a prick. even that guy that went with Buzz Lightyear I mean Paragus was a sweet guy who couldnt fight because of course he was. At least they kept Paragus being a prick when he killed him. Tho his death was lame. 

Cheelai’s overrated af. Shes just green bulma lmao. and the fact that they included the “big soft-spoken man gets mad and saves girl from drunk lowkey-rapey pervert” trope just had me roll my eyes like dude stop. Lemo was fine? Nothing against him but didnt do much for me either.

FUCK. FREEZA. i went over this one before too so ill be quick with this as well. I hate hate hate the fact that they brought him back not once but twice in DBS, but even worse that they left him alive to do whatever tf he wants including going back to mass murdering people and expanding his army again. Goku and Vegeta just LET HIM LIVE. Why tf did they go all out and attack Broly, but not Freeza? when one of them was fighting Broly th other easily could have taken out freeza but nope we need a token villain like Joker or Skeletor cause unoriginality. Even at the end, Gogeta does a full power blast to wipe Broly tf out, but when Freeza tries to kill Cheelai and Lemo (two innocent people, feelings on them aside) Gogeta basically just shakes his finger like nuh-uh! dont do that! and then he flies off. Just let this mfer die already im sick of seeing his ass. FUCK I HATE IT SO MUCH GFGFFGFGFGF

Lastly this movie is legitimately Dragon Ball Fanservice The Movie. 

Gogeta vs Broly, which the games have been doing since fucking 2003, is the main point of this film. Theres no originality whatsoever. Minus is discount Father of Goku special, and then its a mashup of Broly LSSJ and Fusion Reborn (both of which are superior movies imo). This creatively banrkupt shell of a franchise cant think of anything new, so they legit remake an old movie, through in fusions because that sells like hotcakes, and make the animation pretty because thats all that matters.

Imo, this movie, like 99% of Super, is all flash and flair but no substance at all. At least this movie looked nice. unlike the show. 

ok thats all i got lmao

[prcmctheus]

hurricane katrina ?? more like hurrican tortilla .. am i rite ?? dnajdsl i’m over trying to seem cool 4 u guys to read these hot messes bc we all know it’s just gonna be me rambling nonsense but i need validation bc im a messy b*tch so luv me and my hipster trash son bowie

! ✰ ° — [ RAMI MALEK, CISMALE, HE/HIM ] bowie abaza, aka agent galileo is a thirty-six year old biomedical agent that has been loyal to mercy for three years. they have a reputation of being the savant because they can be steadfast & amicable. but let’s not forget they’re pretty blasé & fastidious. if you listen closely you can hear sunday morning by maroon 5 whenever they walk past. 

STATISTICS:

full name: bowie abraxas abaza nicknames: just bowie yo hometown: cairo, egypt gender: cismale sexuality: pansexual / panromantic spoken languages: masri ( egyptian arabic ), arabic, english, german & spanish hogwarts house: he’s a hoe ass ravenclaw y’all , caries around sudoko puzzles tattoos: bc i’m weak and idc if this is a feminine aRM he has this rose tattoo on his right arm

BACKSTORY:

so ya Mans bowie abraxas abaza was born and raised in cairo, egypt up until he was 6 years old but moved around A LOT bc his mom is fickle and tbh bowie never really minded bc his a World Traveler by the time college rolls around .. he hasn’t been in a place for long and he doesn’t mind it bc he;s a bit of a wandering spirit or vagabond if u will

but yeah his mom didn’t really come from money but his dad was pretty well off ?? he was an accountant in cairo bc it was a family thing that the men followed suit in and his dad was set to marry this woman bc their families were close but his dad was like lmao thx but no thx and ran off with his teenage sweetheart who also happened to be his neighbor but u can thank his moms deep love of david bowie for his name

i say ran off but lit he dipped 30 mins away to the house he bought jdsbfajf sOOO bowie chills with his parents in cairo until he’s 6 until his mom says she wants to move them to prague and asks bowie for his insight and in his 6 year old wisdom he’s like uHhh yeah sure why not  .. u know as a parent does in big life decisions

but bowie def takes more after his mom in the sense of being p easy going and goes with the flow ?? chilled out most of the time and hardly ever raises his voice or loses his temper ?? hates confrontation and would much rather avoid it all costs nflksdj so u gotta do smth Wild for him to show frustration

he doesn’t take things too seriously or get too attached bc of how much moving he did as a kid ,, which u think his dad would be like nyla pls .. let me have a steady job but he is Whipped and grossly in love but to be fair ,, they both are and bowie hasn’t ever seen a couple more in love after so many years than his parents so it warms his heart a bit

it’s when they’re in prague that his mom gives birth to his younger sister safia ( i have jade thirlwall for a potential wc .. someday maybe idk ) and bowie actually adores his sister ?? thinks she hung the stars in the sky and would Die for her .. until she becomes a teenager and he’s like safia i s2g i will nerf u,, as any brother but he still luvs her

until he’s 15 he bounces around from prague to budapest to moscow before his parents make The Move to san franscisco, california and that’s the last move the abaza clan make just to spare bowie and safia from falling back even further in schooling and bowie was like .. mom pls chill out

bowie did exceptionally well in high school and was the jerk who was just naturally smart and didn’t have to study much bc it just came easy to him  ,, HUGE HIPSTER TRASH im not even sorry ,, likes to smoke weed and hates beer but is a wine hoe .. wears hawaiian button downs unironically, ripped skinny jeans .. big fan of chelsea boots and slip on vans and leather jackets and that still transfers over to his style now

gets along with p much anyone ?? was in the robotics club in high school, on the deans list but weaved between the cliques with ease and probably bc of how chill and down to earth he was ,, helped people out with tutoring n such and just stayed in his own lane

on his 18th birthday he got a giant rose tattoo on his right arm much to the horror of his dad jdfaljk but and he’s v proud of it and has an urge to get a sleeve but now working for Governmental peeps , he mainly wears long sleeve shirts and is wary of mercy’s stance and doesn’t wanna ask

a bit non commital in terms of Relationships ,, v sexually liberal and v pansexual / panromantic and hasn’t even really settled down just bc he feels like he doesn’t wanna settle down into things and make them so serious ?? so he’s just big into the hookup scene but he ain’t the type to dip first thing when he wakes up .. likes to chill and lay in bed and maybe go get some breakfast w u

becoming a doctor was a last minute whim bc he wanted to do engineering but changed his mind and applied to john hopkins for pre-med bc i hate him and he figures why not ?? ya mans gets an early admission and he’s v proud of himself and parents cry bc they're proud of their boy and what he's achieved even with all their moving around !! im emo thinking about it now bye

lit his bachelor’s and then med school . bowie runs on caffeine, multiple existential crises and the determination of elle woods and time flies and he’s 26 and graduates john hopkins med school summa cum laude after internships n such and ya bOY IS SWAGGY !! secures his residency and is living life as a trauma surgeon back in san francisco for a bit before he gets into contact with mercy and bc he's impulsive as fuck he’s the meme of the hand slapping the button that says nUT

accurate representation of bowie jdnfls so he’s been chilling as a biomedical agent for mercy for three years and finds it more thrilling than a trauma surgeon ?? liked being on but there’s something more to being at mercy that while he enjoyed saving lives , he feels a greater purpose at mercy 

p much the middle ground between fitz and misha bc he’s just Chill , kjsdkl that’s the best way i can conjure up thots bc he’s easy going and talks to most people and doesn’t rise up to frustration and just offers solutions and is Unimpressed when field agents try to act tough like calm down chad ur gonna bleed out so shut up and come over here

chose his agent name as galileo bc he’s a science Nerd and i hate him

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What were you doing right before you started this survey? A survey

Ever get mad at something that happened years ago? Yes. More like upset, sad, and nostalgic. <<

What do you order on your pizza? Pepperoni

What the kind of soda you drink most often? Coke

If you took a picture under your bed what would we see? Lots of clothes and bed-sheets

Do you freak out if a bee/wasp flies near you? Yes yes yes

What was the last piece of clothing you bought? I bought some work clothes from the Limited. A black pencil skirt and three blouses.

If someone dropped $200 in front of you would you stop them? Yes

What time did you fall asleep last night? 10:30

If Facebook started making you pay, would you still use it? Fuck that

Who do you text the most? Josh. Literally every day since he asked me out back in July. 

Do you say hi first to people or do they have to speak first? Usually they speak first

Name 3 things you ate today. A bagel, a tuna sandwich, and a coffee

Do you think places like New York City and California are overrated? I think NYC is, but California looks like a beautiful and fun place. 

Does it bother you when you text somebody and they take forever to text back? Yep, even though I’m just as guilty of that

Whose graduation will you be attending next? Probably my little brother’s college graduation, if he decides to walk

Do you get sick after riding a roller coaster? Sometimes. Especially after Diamond Back at KI. I don’t actually throw up, but it makes my stomach drop which makes me feel a little queasy afterwards.

Don’t you hate when people assume you’re jealous of somebody just because you dislike them? Yes haha. Like, bitch, maybe I just genuinely think you’re a nasty person?

What do you think of girls sixteen and younger going on birth control? It could be because of their menstrual cycle, and not necessarily because they’re sexually active. But if that is their reason… at least they’re using one form of protection.  <<

Who do you think looks better: really, skinny toothpick girls or full figure girls? My personal opinion is full figured girls but in no way is that body shaming skinny girls. Just saying that if I was attracted to women, I would probably go for the curvier ones vs. super stick thin. 

Do you ever have that one teacher that loved to humiliate their students? Yes, several. Oh god, the worst was this philosophy professor from college. He used to call people out for taking notes on their laptop and kick them out of class, while hurling some type of insult at them while they were walking out. Surprised he wasn’t fired. 

Are you one of those people obsessed with Harry Potter or the Twilight series? No haha. I used to love Harry Potter but it never really stuck with me after the third movie for whatever reason, and Twilight...well....twilight just sucks. 

Have you ever tripped, running up the stairs? Yep

Were you ever forced to read The Scarlet Letter in school? Yeah

Do you think some people are crazy for wearing jeans in the summer? Nah

Have you ever gotten a sunburn so bad it hurt to move? Yes.

By the way, when is your last day of school? It was in May of 2015. <<

Has anyone ever hung up on you? Yup, my mom has several times, and so have crazy exes

Have you ever paid for something in all change? Yeah, but nothing over 5 dollars. And I felt shitty about it at the time because I hate when people did that to me when I worked in retail. 

Have you ever slipped and fallen on ice? Ha, yes. Freshmen year of high school as I was getting off the bus in the morning, I missed a step, slipped on ice, and fell face-first into the pavement. In front of like 50 people. It was awful. My face didn’t go back to normal until like Spring quarter.

Who was the last person to call you beautiful? Josh, I think

What accent is your favorite? Irish

If you had to choose between going on a cruise to the Bahamas for a week or spending two week touring Europe, which would you pick? Two weeks touring Europe. I’ve been on a cruise but I have not been back to Europe since I was a baby, and I would love to visit and sight-see the different countries. 

If you were dying and had to tell the last person you texted one thing, what would it be? That I love them and if there is an afterlife I’ll be waiting for them there. Oh god, can we not talk about this though. 

Who is that person? My boyfriend

Do you miss someone? Yes.

What will you be doing this weekend? Not sure. I might try and make plans with friends I haven’t seen in a while. 

Last alcoholic beverage you had? Budweiser

Are you nervous about anything? No, I’m just anxious for my boyfriend to wake up and text me back as always

Who was the last person to slap your arse? Josh

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Definitely

Last song you heard? No idea

What was the last thing you bought? A bagel and coffee

If you could have one wish, what would it be? I’d wish for a couple million dollars

How’d you sleep last night? I kept waking up in the middle of night all night, but I was able to fall back asleep quickly each time, so, meh I guess. 

Last person that hugged you? My boyfriend yesterday

Who has your heart? Josh

Last person to make you laugh? Josh

How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? None.

Is there something you’d like to tell someone? No

If you could have sex to one song, what song would it be? Idc.

What was your first thought when you woke up this morning? "Fuck my life”

Are you a forgiving person? I’m way too forgiving. <<< Same.

What would you do if a random person waved at you from across the street? I would wave back, but awkwardly. I’d be like, ‘uh are they waving at me, do I know them…?’ <<

Last long car ride? Yesterday, driving back home from where Josh lives

Are you excited for anything? Just the weekend so I can relax

If someone said to you “damn, where have you been all my life?” What would you say? Here

Is there a certain quote you live by? Not really

What’s on your mind? How bloated I feel right now, how I should be doing actual work instead of this

How has your day been? So far, pretty boring. Been working on stuff for my boss, doing surveys, and waiting for Josh to text me back. 

How many piercings do you have? And where? I have four ear piercings and one belly piercing

Do you have any tattoos? No.

When was the last time you cried? Idk

Where is the person who has your heart at the moment? 120 miles away

What is your favorite colour? Teal

Do you think relationships are hard? Yes and no

Do you think you have made a difference in anyone’s life? I guess so. In my mom’s, I have, just by being born, and in my friend’s lives, I’d like to think I made somewhat of a difference. 

Has someone ever broken your heart? Yes

Are you a type of person who cares what people say about you? Unfortunately.

Have you recently lost someone that means everything to you? No

Honestly, if you could go back and change something in the past 5 months would you? I’d go back and be more responsible with paying my bills. 

Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? Ugh

Do you think anyone deserves a 2nd chance? Certain people do

At the moment do you terribly miss someone? Yes.

Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? Home. I wish I was home. 

Who can always put you in a good mood? Josh. 

Do you think you’ve changed over the past year? Yeah. I care less about what people think now. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I still definitely care, but not in the neurotic amount I did before. I’m also much more anti-social now. 

Explain your relationship status? Taken. Semi long-distance. 

Has someone ever made you a promise and broke it? Yes

How often do you say I love you? Just about everyday.

Who is the last person you told you loved them? Josh

Are you "with” the very last person you kissed? Yep