#he's picked up the pace

[suddenrundown]

he’s picked up the pace

[boykingscourt]

lawyer sam visiting a women's prison to meet with one of his clients and being relentlessly catcalled by the inmates as he passes the exercise yard flanked by two guards

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No Homo. Just committed to the bit.

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[boylikeanangel]

im fucking devastated. all aziraphale wants is to be with crowley. he's always thinking about them in collective terms now. we carved it out for ourselves. our bookshop. our car. there's no him without crowley anymore. he has spent six thousand years running away and telling himself there's no "their side" that he can't get too close always holding crowley at arm's length but the second doesn't need to fool himself anymore literally all he wants is to share his life with crowley. jesus fucking christ man

[a2zillustration]

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[sturnioloho]

slow sex w chris n moaning out the syllables of his full name on every thrust

[haggstroem]

... is this reaching you?

version with text and overseers under cut because i felt like the image would be too crowded

[samanthamulder]

THE X-FILES (1993-2018)

SEASON EIGHT — I will go on record to say this: that I have seen things that I cannot explain. I have observed phenomena that I cannot deny. And that as a scientist and a serious person it is a badge of honor not to dismiss these things because someone thinks they're BS.

[hawnks]

Yandere boy weekend apparently

[camelspit]

you know that one post that’s like “my roommate had to take a long shower to determine whether he was gay or not half an hour before we had to leave for an event. he wasn’t even gay. fucking waste of my time”

that’s so keefe to me. i think he is bi but i think he would take the long gay introspection shower and come out thinking he is straight

keefe does this during lodestar when hes with the neverseen 🙏fintan, alvar, etc. waiting to go on an evil mission or whatever but keefe wont hurry up the introspective gay shower

[corrodedcoughin]

Pre-relationship Steddie exchanging mix tapes for each other with pining, lovesick songs over and over again on each side. Handing them over to each other with hopes the other person will Pick Up On The Messages.

Eddie having corroded coffin over that night as a distraction from thinking about Steve listening to The Tape. It’s a pretty normal night except Eddie is crouching on the couch biting his nails and hissing, so actually yeah it’s a normal night. But the guys can tell something is up so Gareth and Jeff start rifling through Eddie’s tapes, hoping that some music will chill him out or get him hyped or just anything that isn’t what he’s doing right now. Ian is sitting by him and trying to start a conversation but it’s a fool’s errand.

So the tape goes in and the music starts and it feels like maybe Eddie will relax. But as the first song goes into the second he freezes. Stares wide eyed. Shushes everyone. Demands gareth skip to the next song, then the next. Oh no. Oh no.

Eddie grabs Jeff by the arm ‘Jeff. Dude. Please. Please tell me what’s written on the tape you put on’ wide eyed and unblinking.

‘Uh I don’t know man. Gareth get the tape out, yeah?’ Jeff asks with a blatantly confused face. And of course Gareth acquiesces, deciding not to escalate the situation for once in his life which Eddie is very grateful for.

And the tape? The tape is the Steve tape. The one Steve was supposed to have. Which is fine. Absolutely fine! It’s okay! Eddie can explain this away. He can, he’ll get his one back and it’ll be fine. Whatever is on the casette steve has can’t be that bad, it just can’t be.

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The next day Eddie goes to family video. Plays it cool, hopes to earn a smile out of Steve. Maybe a laugh if he’s lucky. Only Steve’s kind of jumpy? Normally he gives a wave and a wink that he’s Eddie struggling to stay upright. This time? This time he’s struggling to make eye contact and blushing? Weird. Maybe he’s sick. Eddie should make him soup.

‘Hey Steve. Stevie. Stev-o’ he’s at the counter now, tapping on it trying to hide his nerves. And Steve is smiling at him, properly smiling, this is nice. Steve should always be smiling.

‘I listened to the tape’ Steve says with a bashful giggle and Eddie loves the way it sounds falling from Steve’s lips. With new found courage eddie continues ‘Actually, about that…any chance I could have my casette back? I want to give it to Gareth.’ Eddie spent far too long on his perfect Steve mix, he will not let it go unheard. If he has to lie to get The Mix To Win Steve in that boys beautiful hands by god he will.

‘Gareth?!’ Steve’s smile drops instantly. Mood souring and expression turning hurt, almost bitchy ‘yeah sure, whatever. Thought we were making tapes for each other but whatever’

Confused by the sudden change Eddie carries on carefully ‘oh yeah, but I gave you the wrong one. That was for Gareth. For all of the guys actually. This one’ Eddie fishes the casette out of his pocket ‘this one is for you’ and slides it across the counter.

‘For…for all of them? You want to give that tape to all of the guys?’ Steve only looks more confused

‘Yeah man, why wouldn’t I? They are my guys!’ Eddie continues, trying to dispel this weird atmosphere. Before he can go any further Robin calls Steve into the store room, something about a stacking tower emergency and Steve is off, a dejected wave thrown at Eddie as Eddie walks out the door.

Weird. Very weird.

Nonetheless eddie hops into his van ready to drive home and start the process of Worrying About What Steve Will Think all over again. Curiosity gets the better of him though and he sticks the mistake casette into the player of the van, expecting a normal metal guitar riff to play out. What he gets? Is far, far worse

Trumpets.

Snare drums.

Oh

Oh no

Oh god

Then the signing starts. And Eddie knows. Eddie fucking knows that this tape only has one song on it. Repeated. On both sides. Over and over again. And Steve thinks. Oh Jesus what does Steve think. What DID Steve think? Eddie pulls over and sinks his head into the steering wheel until the horn drowns out the music of Monty python.

🎶 Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too

I love to hear you oralize

When I'm between your thighs

You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you

I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly

Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine

If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places

And play, 'til we're blown away 🎶

[7goodangel]

What would've happened to Ink if Error managed to kill Pj?

He comes home and sees a pile of ink and some strings

At first he thinks Pj is sleeping and goes to wake him up but then he feels the shards of Pj's soul and the realization sets in that he failed to protect this child

Would he be able to live on haunted by that memory?

Or would it be worse for him to forget that Pj was ever there? And the only people who even remembers the kid is Error, his murderer.

Gosh... what a cruel idea.

And man I would want to give my ideas on it but it gives some stuff away about PJ's Ink that I have yet to post about here so....

I'll just leave it at that!

[thatonegayship]

I loved the cowboy comic so much that I wrote a oneshot for it. https://archiveofourown.org/works/50934235 🥺 your art is BEYOND amazing, ty for the food

INCREDIBLE!!!!!

[moongothic]

Absolute hate how all Oda has to do is make one (1) fictional man with pretty hair to give me raging gender envy

Like this was so unnecessary and cruel, towards me specifically

[modernvintage]

I need Netflix to understand that 10 episodes isn’t enough to get me to care.

Like by episode 10 I might be invested.

But if everything is rushed to get to that point? No one has a distinct personality? The actors don’t even have material to work with? It’s so hard to watch. I only watch bc I need background noise, not because I’m invested.

Bring back 22 episode seasons, please. Invest in your product, not just a cheap 10 episode run so you can cancel right away.

[floydleart]

Xephos is very pick-up-able