#he's on my shift tonight
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doublestandardlove · 8 months ago
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comphet is going to be the death of me T-T
it's clawing at my neck trying to convince me that i have a crush on my co-worker... like. shawty, what?
"he offered to help you clean up a spill !!"
"he told you to come to him if you had any questions !!"
"he gave you some of his nuggets from chick fil a !!"
okay maybe you've got a point ... NO- leave me aloneeee please T-T i get it, we're desperate, leave him out of this
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sampilled · 2 months ago
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I hate that they gave Sam a stupid reason for hating Halloween (he embarrassed himself at a Halloween party) when his initial reason for hating Halloween, that his life FUCKING SUCKED was a much better reason
Like he had an alcoholic father that was lost in his grief and who didn’t try to make anything special for him and his brother never mind the holiday that happens 2 DAYSSSS before the anniversary of his wife’s death
Like he says it himself. He doesn’t care about Christmas or Halloween. He never trick or treated. They had kfc for Christmas. His first experience of a family holiday was with someone else’s family. No one ever cut the crusts of his sandwiches!!!!
Like dean sees Halloween and horror movies and dressing up as escapism. Halloween was probably his fav for the opportunity to escape his life for a night and get free treats that he wouldn’t usually get.
Sam sees holidays as depressing reminders of how shitty his life is 💯
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jaime-has-shifted · 24 days ago
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Shifting tonight so I can finally know all the tea. I love being able to read up on all the drama and watch it go down like a reality show on my tv.
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icantalk710 · 5 months ago
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Not a bad get from work's sample sale the other day tbh 😌
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simplynims · 4 months ago
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One thing I really like about Scythe Audios is that he makes really good fighting scenes! I was listening to some of his stuff while working and I really like his vids where there's a lot of fighting and playful banter. I got a good few chuckles listening to his supervillain series, I think he does a really swell job at getting into character and you can tell he's having fun with them too which adds to the experience in my opinion. I'm only just now going through his audios on YouTube and I'm excited!
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artemisbarnowl · 4 months ago
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If I had a nickel for every time my dad and to go to hospital for: choking on a piece of meat during a post golf meal
I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot yadda yadda but damn dude how do you get a piece of steak crammed that far down in your oesophagus??
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flowerakatsuka · 8 months ago
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wip while i'm at woooork~
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schizodesires · 1 year ago
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how to tell my manager that closing up shop by myself makes me have seriously bad delusions about the store getting robbed and me getting killed while counting money without him going "oh you just lack confidence ^_^" or "wait youre schizophrenic?? gross...i dont want you hired here anymore........"
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panterasnarl · 2 days ago
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"Bet I could lock the old man outta his own room."
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skeletons-in-ur-closet · 1 year ago
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how do i make myself unattractive to all men forever
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thomstrainers · 9 days ago
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i have to work on new years, night shift when i have a flight at 3am,,, tis a cruel, cruel, world
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f1-chaos · 10 days ago
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✨ .
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yappacadaver · 2 months ago
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you know who wouldn't pull his writing punches? brian clarke from the mortuary assistant. he would never do me like this
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desperatepleasures · 1 year ago
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AUGH i got home and dothcat immediately went to his food dish...I fed him at like 6:45 this morning and he didn't eat until i got home like twelve hours later 😩
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flowerakatsuka · 7 months ago
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i should probably clarify that when i say stuff like i want karamatsu to explode or anything else along those lines, i'm joking and don't like. seriously wish harm on him. he has a tendency to incite some kind of cuteness aggression response in me so i thought expressing that through those kinds of jokes would be funny, but i can see how that could come across in a negative way.
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