#medical humor

[heard-in-the-emergency-room]

[chronicillnesshumor]

At my funeral, I want the Oompa Loompas to show up and sing a song about the medical mishap that led to my tragic death

[pratchettquotes]

"I suppose men are the same the world over," said Polly.

"On the inside, certainly."

Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

[unhonestlymirror]

[troythecatfish]

Who wants to bet whether companies are going to try and keep this out of the US

[frostysparkles]

[spoonful116]

Zofran tastes like broken dreams and not "cherries"

[mymedlife]

As a med student I always felt like my attending were so mature and had their lives together.

As a hot mess attending I wonder if people think I have my life together or if it is painfully obvious I’m a hot mess.

[ahopefulbromantic]

I got that F52.0 baby, an F52.1 even if you know what I mean ;) ;) ;)

[the-withering-system]

When you're only managing to survive financially rn is because we can't eat much. Who knew being gastro girlies would help in the cost of living crisis

[doctorign]

Medical college Pharma viva:

Examiner: Kya padh ke aaye ho?

Kid: Cephalosporins ki classification

Examiner: ok, name one cephalosporin

Kid: erythromycin

[chronicillnesshumor]

My health plan is just: "I guess this is gonna happen from now on"

[tmedic]

Oxford Handbooks are not only brilliant for quick revision before clinical internships,but they can also boost up your cry-baby mood from all day spent in hospital with pearls like this ❣️

(omg he was kissed REPEATEDLY!!)

[unhonestlymirror]

Try to guess which disease was described by our professor with this picture XD

[round-and-sound]

Cunty doctors be like:

"💅its giving birth💅"

[crying-in-the-clean-utility]