#medical humor

[pratchettquotes]

"I suppose men are the same the world over," said Polly.

"On the inside, certainly."

Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

[heard-in-the-emergency-room]

[unhonestlymirror]

[troythecatfish]

Who wants to bet whether companies are going to try and keep this out of the US

[spoonful116]

Zofran tastes like broken dreams and not "cherries"

[mymedlife]

As a med student I always felt like my attending were so mature and had their lives together.

As a hot mess attending I wonder if people think I have my life together or if it is painfully obvious I’m a hot mess.

[frostysparkles]

[ahopefulbromantic]

I got that F52.0 baby, an F52.1 even if you know what I mean ;) ;) ;)

[the-withering-system]

When you're only managing to survive financially rn is because we can't eat much. Who knew being gastro girlies would help in the cost of living crisis

[doctorign]

Medical college Pharma viva:

Examiner: Kya padh ke aaye ho?

Kid: Cephalosporins ki classification

Examiner: ok, name one cephalosporin

Kid: erythromycin

[tmedic]

Oxford Handbooks are not only brilliant for quick revision before clinical internships,but they can also boost up your cry-baby mood from all day spent in hospital with pearls like this ❣️

(omg he was kissed REPEATEDLY!!)

[round-and-sound]

Cunty doctors be like:

"💅its giving birth💅"

[unhonestlymirror]

Try to guess which disease was described by our professor with this picture XD

[crying-in-the-clean-utility]

[heard-in-the-emergency-room]

(Nurse looking up the policy for a patient that wants to be a DNR, but having trouble finding it)

Where there’s a will, there’s a policy

[mymedlife]

Thinking of starting an “educational” ticktock featuring videos such as “if you keep misusing the word lethargic I’m going to hit you in the head until you actually are lethargic” and “no a catheter urine sample does not mean we are taking your 7 day old daughters virginity.”