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#nothing fucking worse than a good friend dating someone annoying#just tryna hang out but unfortunately theres some fucking guy in here#now i gotta third wheel your faggot asses#when i tried to say hey man id like to hang out with just you today#all i get is oh well hes my boyfriend ill include him in my life whenever i want#cool man im gonna remove myself from your life until you retreive your balls from his purse
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Heloo can I request a smau where the reader and lando are dating and they always do date nights but its not really a date night cus oscar is always with them everytime lily isnt there and he just becomes their child š thank you thank youu
just us, and your friend steve | lando norris
pairing: lando norris x reader
summary: at first you were annoyed by oscar being at all of your dates, until you started to miss him when he wasnāt.


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yourusername: date night with my boyfriend <3ā¦and his boyfriend!
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user1: oscar the certified 3rd wheel
user2: that picture is so cute
landonorris: i love you :)
yourusername: haha simp
landonorris: oscar give my girlfriend her phone back
yourusername: fine š
yourusername: i love you too lan :D
landonorris: there she is!
user3: man i would KILL to be a third wheel in this relationship
user4: i would be landos boyfriend š
user5: is lando oscarās only friend??
landonorris: yes!
oscarpiastri: itās not nice to lie lando
landonorris: im not lying?
oscarpiastri: i have other friends!
landonorris: ohā¦then why donāt you go hangout with them instead of 3rd wheeling with me and my girlfriend?
oscarpiastri: ā¦
landonorris: thatās what i thought!
yourusername: that was not nice lando.
landonorris: it wasnāt meant to be nice, it was the truth!
yourusername: still, it was mean.
oscarpiastri; yeah lando. it was MEAN.
landonorris: donāt gang up on me??
user6: LMAOO they hang out for one night and they become like this š¤
user7: i need more of this trio
danielricciardo: and why wasnāt i invited?
maxverstappen1: i have the same question?
landonorris: because you guys have other friends! for osc itās just me and yn
oscarpiastri; I HAVE OTHER FRIENDS.
landonorris: shhh, shhh, shhh baby itās okay. itās okay.
yourusername: baby š¤Ø
landonorris: omg it just slipped out
user8: thatāsā¦interesting!
user9: yn and lando are so cute together
user9: and oscar cute too ig?
user10: you guess?? that man is gorgeous
user11: the āā¦and his boyfriendā is TOOO funny. yn i love you
user12: sheās seriously so funny
user13: how can people hate her?
user14: theyāre most definitely just jealous
maxverstappen1: oh but when i want to make a heart shaped pizza with you itās weird?
landonorris: yes!
maxverstappen1: double standard much?
landonorris: sheās my GIRLFRIEND
maxverstappen1: AND WHAT AM I?
user15: i feel like im interrupting something
yourusername: how do you think i feelā¦


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yourusername: paddle and golf with my baby <3 and my baby š„¹
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landonorris: why does he get the cool picture and i get that?
yourusername: i think both pictures summarize you guys perfectly!
landonorris: so heās cool while iām a loser?
yourusername: i didnāt say that butā¦
landonorris: WOW, already favoriting the child. i canāt believe this.
yourusername: my child will ALWAYS come first.
oscarpiastri: :D
user16: we went from āmy bfs bfā to āmy child š„¹ā
user17: WE DID IT GUYS
user18: yn and lando adopting oscar agenda is HAPPENING
charle_leclerc: are you trying to steal my child from me?
yourusername: itās not really stealing if he willingly comes withā¦
charles_leclerc: itās just stockholm syndrome, donāt worry oscar iāll get you away from them soon
oscarpiastri: im actually having lots of fun :)
charles_leclerc: OMG WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM
user19: we got lando and yn adopting oscarā¦but we lost this during
user20: totally worth it
danielricciardo: when is it my time to be adopted?
maxverstappen1: you are a 35 year old grown man.
danielricciardo: š
user21: why is max coming for daniel??
maxverstappen1: iām bored. since APPARENTLY iām not landos paddle partner anymore
landonorris: maxā¦i can explainā¦
maxverstappen1: save it. donāt call me. donāt come by my house. weāre done.
landonorris: i see you watched diary of a wimpy kid
maxverstappen1: i did indeed..
user24: theyāre at it againā¦
user22: max is so funny
user23: i love him
user24: oscar being so quite during all of his is so him coded
user25: heās just enjoying being out and about


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yourusername: vacation with the boyfie <3
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user26: omg lando looks so good
user26: iām going into heat
user26: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
user26: GRRRR
user27: this is the first post in 2 months that doesnāt have oscarā¦
user28: and the crowdā¦cryās?
user29; i canāt be the only one who thought oscar would 100% go with them on vacation
user30: i definitely thought so too!
user31: theyāve literally spend all their extra time together
maxverstappen1: how many times did he belly flop?
yourusername: iāve been swore to secrecy.
user32: sheās so lucky
user33: right? āthe boyfieā IMAGINE BEING ABLE TO CALL LANDO NORRIS YOUR BF??
charles_leclerc: guess whoās with me right now š
landonorris: charlesā¦donāt.
charles_leclerc: hehehe
yourusername: youāre just his rebound. youāll never be me.
charles_leclerc: @/oscarpiatsri what do you think?
oscarpiastri: i still like yn better
charles_leclerc: i bought you ice creamā¦
oscarpiatri: you could never be her š¤·
yourusername; IM COMING HOME FOR YOU OSCAR
landonorris: see what you did charles?
maxverstappen1: how are you holding up?
yourusername: i feel like my hearts been ripped out of my chest. i have no reason to wake up.
maxverstappen1: oh!
user34: max was NOT expecting that answer
user35: if oscar doesnāt get himself over to that damn island soon istg
user36: THATS HER BOY ššš
oscarpiastri: did you find any crabs? :D
yourusername: yes. i will put them in my suitcase and take them with me to show you
user37: so this is crazy!


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yourusername: look who joined us!! my son <3
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user38: THEY REUNITED!!!
maxverstappen1: how did she take it? š¤£
landonorris: she cried.
yourusername: i did not!
landonorris: yeah baby you didā¦
oscarpiastri: yn you know how much i hate agreeing with lando, but yes you did cry
yourusername: I MISSED MY SON, GOD FORBID I CRY??
user39: i get you yn. i really do
user40: omg this is so cute
user41: truly adorable
oscarpiastri: now i can see all the crabs in person :D
yourusername; THATS MY SON EVERYONE
charles_leclerc: he was mine first š„²
yourusername: #getoverit??
landonorris; canāt believe you cried when you saw him
yourusername: i was EMOTIONAL
landonorris: in the four years weāve been dating you have never cried when seeing me
yourusername: i see you all the time! no need to cry!
landonorris: i want you to cry! cry for me!
oscarpiastri: you could never be me ;)
landonorris: i will send you back to australia
yourusername: if you send him back, iām going with him
landonorris: WOW.
user42: we have officially entered the era where yn is choosing oscar over lando
user43: her son > her boyfriend
danielricciardo: does this mean i can hop on a plane and go visit you
landonorris: NO. this is officially a family vacation.
danielricciardo: and iām not family? š
yourusername: youāre that one uncle that you see twice a year and donāt talk to or interact with for the rest of said year.
danielricciardo; yeah that makes sense.
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notes; thank you for requesting!! hope you enjoyed :)
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Fredās Baby Girl : ĢĢā Charles LeClerc
summary: after being photographed looking more than comfortable, the fans soon learn that fred isnāt the only vasseur that charles is fond ofā¦
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f1gossip: during the summer break, several photos have emerged of charles leclerc enjoying his holiday with the daughter of ferrari team principal fred vasseur. weāre uncertain if the pair were holidaying alone or with a group of friends, but either way theyāre sure looking cosy šļø
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username1: watch them now try and convince us that theyāre not dating š
username2: canāt wait to see fredās reaction to this newsā¦
username3: I did think yn was attending more races recently š¤
username4: look at those smiles š¤©
username5: this was not on my bingo card for 2024
username6: Iām surprised how good they look together ngl
username7: canāt wait for charles to see fred after these pictures š
username8: I feel like fred is too soft for charles to be mad about this š¤Ø
username9: father fred and son charles era pendingā¦
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ynvasseur: another lovely weekend supporting the best team in f1 and cheering on charles and carlos ā¤ļø
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username10: not yn pretending that she was there for both of the boys š
username11: notice how itās charlesā garage that she posts tho
landonorris: omg just give the fans what they want yn š«
username12: yn just pretending like nothing is even happening rn
pierregasly: I refuse to believe that pr didnāt have to approve this post first with how noncommittal it is š
ynvasseur: @/pierregasly Iāve got no idea what youāre talking about š¤·š»āāļø
username13: I donāt blame you girl, who could resist charles leclerc š„
charles_leclerc: it was lovely to see you in the garage this weekend š„ŗ
username14: wonder how close of an eye fred is keeping on her this weekend š
scuderiaferrari: itās always a pleasure to have you with us yn ā¤ļø
username15: stop leaving us in suspense, we promise weāll be happy for you!!
carlossainz55: itās always a joy to have you there and annoy you yn š
ynvasseur: @/carlossainz55 you do such a good job of it too š
username16: charles keeping his reply pg but heās not convincing any of us šš
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f1gossip: seemingly confirming their relationship, photos have been shared of charles and yn around the ferrari garage looking cosy together, not appearing to care who was around to see them, especially ynās father fred!
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username17: how can these two people think they can convince us theyāre single š
username18: poor carlos is officially the ferrari third wheel!
username19: that second photo makes me think heās not seen fred yet š
username20: is anyone really sitting here thinking these two arenāt dating??
username21: I was at the paddock this weekend and every time I saw charles yn was right there with him tooā¦
username22: canāt wait for boyfriend!charles to reappear once again!!
username23: theyāre more than just cosy together ngl
username24: just me thinking this is sad how their privacy is getting completely invaded rn š¤Æ
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ynvasseur: did you really think the two of them wouldnāt still be the best of friends? oh, and congrats on the win too charles šā¤ļø
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username25: forever my favourite principal and driver relationship š„°
charles_leclerc: so happy you got to be there to see your first win of mine irl š
ynvasseur: @/charles_leclerc wouldnāt have missed it for the world š«¶š»
username26: none of us ever thought fred would be anything other than your biggest fan ngl
pierregasly: do I now have to fight your dad too for the position of charlesā best friend???
username27: yn just confirming that fred gives them the green light like itās no biggie ā
georgerussell63: I never knew your dad had such a side like this in him š
ynvasseur: @/georgerussell63: heās crazier than me I swear!!
username28: fred looks like such a proud dad šš
carlossainz55: so glad I donāt have to listen to him moan about how scared he is to see your dad anymore š¤¦š»āāļø
username29: where are you in all these photos we miss you with them!?
arthur_leclerc: now weāve got fredās approval I guess we can officially welcome you into the family š¤
ynvasseur: @/arthur_leclerc canāt wait to meet you guys properly ā¤ļø
username30: itās funny to me that charles had to explain himself more to fred then any member of his actual family š
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charles_leclerc: who knew fred wasnāt actually the coolest vasseur after all š turns out itās this one who makes me feel like Iām really winning at life š
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username31: these two were simply made for each other š„¹
arthur_leclerc: so you can take her on all these holidays but not bother to bring her home to meet us??
charles_leclerc: @/arthur_leclerc weāll be there soon enough, donāt worry!
username32: I mightāve just shed a tear or two reading that caption
lewishamilton: Iām already on the back foot and not even joined the team yet now š
carlossainz55: and I thought it was being my teammate that made you feel like you were winning at life š
username33: yn must be pretty cool to be considered even cooler than her dad š
danielricciardo: youāve for a girlfriend?? you shouldāve mentioned it š±
username34: theyāre both equally as awesome as the other imo!!
pierregasly: does this now make you an honorary vasseur for life?
username35: itās not fair how one person really can have it all š
ynvasseur: for the record Iām better than my dad at everything š
charles_leclerc: @/ynvasseur letās get you behind the wheel of an f1 car and put that to the test??
ynvasseur: @/charles_leclerc Iād like to take back my original statement š
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ynvasseur: letās be honest, he never really needed to impress my dad anyway š„¹
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charles_leclerc: fred told me he adored me and Iām never gonna shut up about it š„°
ynvasseur: @/charles_leclerc Iād crack a joke but I think he actually might prefer you to me š¬
username36: we all know charles is the favourite child deep down āŗļø
oscarpiastri: charles does not stop talking about how amazing your dad is btw
ynvasseur: @/oscarpiastri heās only doing that to make sure he keeps my dad on side!!
username37: the relationship these two have is the sweetest š„¹
carlossainz55: can confirm that this was definitely the case!
username38: I feel like it wonāt be long before yn is actually third wheeling fred and charles instead
maxverstappen1: everyone in the paddock knows no one loves charles more than your dad š
username39: if I didnāt adore these two before, I definitely do now theyāre together too
landonorris: you deserve a medal for putting up with him yn š
username40: these captions are honestly gold š„
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Your Friend Steve
Max Verstappen x Reader
Summary: itās finally me and you, and you and me ā¦ just us, and your friend Charles
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u/yourusername Ā· 9h
My boyfriend (26M) and I (22F) cannot get a second alone!
The two of us have been together for a few years now. We met through mutual friends and really hit it off. Heās caring, thoughtful, and we have the best time together.
The issue is ... his best friend (26M) is ALWAYS around. And I mean always. Weāll be out to dinner and bestie will show up and pull up a chair. Weāll be cuddling on the couch watching Netflix and heāll let himself in with the spare key and wedge between us. I swear this guy is like an overeager puppy sometimes.
The other day I came home with my boyfriend and bestie was there ... sleeping on MY side of the bed because he āgot lonelyā at his place. And donāt get me started on trying to plan a vacation for just the two of us. Without fail, bestie always finds out where we are and shows up.
Iām happy theyāre so close and Iād never want to get between them or ask my boyfriend to pick. But his best friend is starting to feel like a third wheel in our relationship. I jokingly said to my boyfriend that at this rate, bestie will be part of our engagement and marriage too!
I could really use some outside advice. How do I kindly set some boundaries with my boyfriendās overly-attached best friend? I want all of us to still be friends but the constant third-wheeling is getting to be a bit much.
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u/relationshipguru123 Ā· 8h
Wow, this sounds really annoying and awkward! Hate to say it but your boyfriend needs to step up and set some better boundaries with his friend. As close as they may be, itās not ok for him to let his friend crash your alone time constantly. Itās disrespectful to you and your relationship. If your bf wonāt address it, youāll have to be the ābad guyā and talk to the friend directly to give him a reality check.
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u/NeedMoreSpace Ā· 7h
I feel you, OP! My sister deals with this with her husbandās best friend too. They even joked that the friend would be IN the delivery room when they have kids one day š³ She finally sat down with her husband and told him that while she cares about the friend, she needs some lines drawn for their marriageās sake. Maybe suggest setting one or two date nights a week that are just for you two? And no dropping in unannounced! Compromise is key.
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u/BFFboundaries Ā· 5h
This behavior would drive me CRAZY! You need to put your foot down with your bf and tell him his friendās constant presence is affecting your relationship. Then talk to the friend together to make it clear you just need some alone time as a couple sometimes. If they donāt respect reasonable space, it will breed resentment.
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u/DutchLion Ā· 5h
Help! My best friend (26M) is cockblocking me without even realizing it!
I (26M) have been together with my girlfriend (22F) for a few years. Sheās awesome ā fun, hilarious, and crazy sexy. She puts up with my quirks and even likes watching sports with me. Absolute keeper!
The problem is, my best friend has NO boundaries. I love him like a brother but he has zero concept of personal space or alone time.
Just last night, my girl and I were enjoying some long overdue freaky time together, when who bursts through the bedroom door unannounced? Yep, my best friend. Turns out he āaccidentallyā made copies of my keys ages ago.
Before I can react, heās jumped onto the bed between us asking what weāre up to. My girlfriend was mortified and hurried to cover up. There went the mood for the rest of the night thanks to Captain Cockblock!
Thatās just the latest in a long string of intrusions. Double dates, surprise sleepovers in OUR bed, you name it. Iām going to have to lock down the apartment Fort Knox style to get any intimacy!
Donāt get me wrong, I would take a bullet for my best friend. But how do I politely tell him that constant third-wheeling is killing my game and giving me the most painful blue balls known to man? Is there a tactful way to set some boundaries so we BOTH stay sane and satisfied?
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u/CantUnseeThat Ā· 4h
Dude, I felt awkward just READING this! Major props to your girlfriend for being so chill. You gotta have a talk with your boy and set some hard lines. A real best friend would respect that your relationship needs privacy too.
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u/Locks4aReason Ā· 3h
Your friend needs better boundaries yesterday. Sit him down, tell him you get heās lonely but he canāt just walk in whenever, especially when sexy times are happening! Maybe suggest setting him up on some dates so he finds fulfillments elsewhere.
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u/needabroboundary Ā· 3h
As much as you love your best friend, your personal life with your lady should be a priority over letting him run wild! Have a man-to-man talk and make it clear you just need some couple time a few days a week. Offer to schedule some designated bro time to keep that bond too. Gotta compromise.
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u/needspace321 Ā· 2h
Donāt feel bad about setting some hard boundaries, even if it bruises his ego at first. True friends will understand. Explain you just need some regular alone time with your gf. Offer a standing weekly bro night to keep the friendship intact too. You need to have that balance!
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u/PrinceOfMonaco Ā· 3h
AITA for wanting to spend time with my best friend and his girlfriend?
Some background ā my friend (letās call him M) and I go way back to childhood. Weāre basically as close as brothers. A few years ago he started dating his now serious girlfriend (weāll call her Y).
Initially, Iāll admit I was worried M would drift away and our bromance would fade. But much to my delight, Y is awesome! She likes the same sports, laughs at my jokes, and comes to watch our competitions. Honestly it feels like I gained a sister!
Naturally, the three of us started hanging out constantly. I know me and M have always valued bro time together. But now Y joins our gaming sessions, I ride along on their date nights often, and I will even crash in their guest room after late nights! Itās been pretty great.
Or so I thought? Lately Iāve noticed them acting strange and tense around me. They barely react when I barge into their room or surprise them by their cars after work. Sometimes they pretend to be ābusyā if I try making plans last minute.
I canāt figure out why though? Just the other day, I popped by to say hi only to have M rather sternly tell me I should ācall before visiting from now on.ā And I could swear I heard Y whisper about needing āboundariesā ā¦ whatever that means!
Iām starting to feel hurt they suddenly seem fed up with me! AITA here? Am I missing something? Someone help me decode these mixed signals!
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u/needboundaries101 Ā· 3h
YTA. I know you value your friendship but your total lack of boundaries is overbearing. Your friend is trying to set reasonable limits without damaging the friendship but youāre oblivious to all hints. Surprising them and inviting yourself along all the time is inconsiderate. Give them space!
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u/respectrelationships Ā· 3h
Soft YTA. I get you cherish the bromance and her friendship too. But constantly crashing date nights, unannounced visits, etc is cockblocking to the max! They likely feel too awkward to bluntly tell you that they need alone time too sometimes. Tone down the clinginess before you do permanent damage!
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u/flying_solo Ā· 2h
NAH but only because you seem genuinely unaware your behavior is an issue! Most people would have picked up on the hints by now. You should DEFINITELY be calling ahead before visits or tagging along to closed plans. Give them a chance to say no thanks. Gotta let your bro spread his wings too.
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u/threesacrowd Ā· 2h
YTA. You would lose your mind if your best friend was this invasive during your dates! When they make excuses or leave early, thatās NOT an invitation to join them unasked and uninvited next time! Theyāre just too polite to be harsh so Iāll spell it out ā you have to give them personal alone time without taking offense.
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charles_leclerc


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charles_leclerc happy third anniversary to my favorite couple ā¤ļø
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maxverstappen1 thanks, mate!
charles_leclerc iām going to pick up some dinner from that italian place we all like and i should be at your place in around 20 minutes
yourusername we really appreciate that, charlie. but you know ā¦ itās our anniversary and we would like to celebrate alone
charles_leclerc i totally understand! thatās why iām taking the food to go so we can celebrate alone with just the three of us
maxverstappen1 yeah but we want to āØcelebrateāØ you get me?
charles_leclerc you want me to stop and buy some sparklers?
yourusername what weāre trying to say is that we want to celebrate ā¦ in bed
charles_leclerc even better! your mattress is so comfortable and we can put some netflix on while we have a sleepover together
landonorris theyāre literally spelling it out for you in black and white š
pierregasly mon ami, theyāre trying to say they need some adult time tonight š maybe skip the visit this once
danielricciardo how do i say this nicely ā¦ max and y/n are clearly desperate for uh, anniversary cuddles without you as the little spoon!
lewishamilton someone rescue my man charles from himself before itās too late. praying the two lovebirds to get to celebrate properly tonight š
charles_leclerc of course we will all celebrate properly! i have champagne
roscoelovescoco readās the roomās š
f1wagupdates i canāt tell if charles is trolling them or if he genuinely doesnāt get it š
charles_leclerc what is there to get?
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01. high maintenance ćāćmattheo is completely obsessed with you and your high-maintenance ways. he loves spoiling you, but the moment you stop pampering him, he turns into the neediest boyfriend alive. today, you're just trying to do your makeup, but mattheo has other plansāmainly, being the center of your attention
02. wicked games ćāćever since you met mattheo, heās been a storm you couldnāt escape. you knew getting close was a mistake, but you did it anyway. now, standing by the lake in the cold autumn air, you ask him what youāve always been afraid toāwhat are we? but mattheo has always been good at breaking hearts, and tonight, he breaks yours
03. third wheeling ćāćyou and mattheo go out for a nice date, but theo shows up and wonāt stop ranting about quidditch. what starts as a quiet night quickly turns into a battle for mattheoās attention, with you and theo trading insults about your boyfriendās annoying habits. mattheoās just left confused and caught in the middle
04. brushtrokes, sketches, and you ćāćmattheo paints a portrait of you, something heās never shown anyone before. when you see it, heās nervous, but you love itāand himāmore than anything
05. cuddles (kinda part 2)ćāćmattheo looks unfairly soft in the morning, all messy curls and slow breaths, and you canāt help but stare. the moment is perfectāuntil theo rips open the curtains, groaning about how much he hates couples
06. my idiot ćāćyou told mattheo to branch out and make new friends, but now that he has, you canāt shake the ugly feeling in your chest. you know you shouldnāt be jealous, but the thought of him with someone else is driving you insane
07. other girls ćāćever since you met mattheo, you've sworn he was the most oblivious idiot alive. but when nearly headless nickās deathday party brings jealousy, stolen glances, and one too many lingering touches, you start to wonderāmaybe youāre just as clueless as he is

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when they're jealous | ( gender neutral!reader ) fluff + slight angst + comfort. imagine wc 632 lowercase intended (library) + (request)
ā matt sturniolo
he's a quiet observer, he's not the most verbal with his jealousy, there'd just be a noticeable shift in his mood. his jaw will slightly clench everytime he hears you laugh at the other guys pathetic jokes. his eyebrows slightly furrowed before he lets out a scoff, a mocking smile spreads across his face as if to say 'really?'. even though you're in his direct line of eyesight and he can feel the warmth of your body ghosting over his skin, he still feels so far away from you.
he chews at the skin on his bottom lip until it's raw and sensitive to the cool fall breeze, his eyes carry a distant look as he plummets himself deep into his thoughts. they're deprecating and fearful, which only adds onto his anxiety. his once heavy jacket that kept him warm from the cold breeze now became suffocatingly warm. it startles him at first when he feels your hand suddenly interlock with his and rest on his lap. his attention snapping towards you and connecting with your concerned gaze.
when you ask him how he's feeling he's quick to brush it off the first and second time, only really opening up to you in the confines of his bedroom when it's just the two of you. he finds it a bit hard to be vulnerable with you because he's scared about the future and the possibility of you not being in it with him, despite your constant reassurances that you find yourself only wanting to be with him. all it takes is a bit of gentle verbal encouragement and sincerity to ease his worries. after a long cuddle session, and a few kisses he'll be back to his normal self. he'll feel a bit embarrassed if you tease him about it and will shy away or act annoyed, but the thought of you leaving him no longer clouds his mind.
ā chris sturniolo
chris notices very quickly how close a certain male friend is getting to you. at first he'll ignore it for a little bit, in hopes of the flirtatious comments and wandering eyes to just come to a stop, but if it doesn'tā his discomfort will slowly start to shine through with his awkward and straight-forward gestures.
he'll throw his arm over your shoulder, pulling you closer to him to the point your bare thigh is pressed against his baggy jeans. and your shoulder is nestled into his side. when your friend is recalling a story that only the two of you would know about, chris will still chime in and laugh along because he doesn't want to be excluded, he hates the feeling of being a third-wheel, especially in his own relationship.
when your friend eventually leaves you two alone, he'll throw in a sly joke to play off his discomfort but you can see right through his facade. he's a bit stubborn so when you ask him about it, he'll continue to deny it until he gets some alone time to think about his feelings and why the interaction bothered him so much. depending on the severity of the situation it could take a few minutes to a few days for chris to finally come to you with his worries. he'll explain in an emotional blunder the amount of unease he felt around that person and how they acted around you, expressing his discomfort to you isn't easy for him because he doesn't want to come off as pushy or annoying but taking the time to hear him out and show true understanding helps him relax and forget about the entire debacle. when he's really comfortable with your relationship he'll even turn it into a inside joke, whenever you need help with something he'll jokingly tell you to 'ask your other boyfriend'.
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Haikyuu! Boyfriend headcannons! Part 2
Seijoh, Nekoma, and FukurÅdani
IWAIZUMI
Unrequited/requited love/miscommunication (sorry)!
Had class together.
Thought you were one of Oikawaās fan girls trying to get closer to him for his best friend at first since Oikawa was right next to him.
You genuinely just didnāt know what the homework was.
Had no idea he was even on the volleyball team until you heard him talking to his friend in class.
He always thought you were beautiful, but he didnāt bother attempting anything.
You started talking to him in class a little, but he was still unsure about your intentions.
You thought it was funny how he was always yelling at his friend.
The first time you laughed at Iwaizumi calling him āShitty-kawaā he completely froze up from shock.
Knew he was in too deep at that point.
He told Oikawa about his feelings for you and he took at as an opportunity to get to know you, too.
You thought he was nice, but you were interested in Iwaizumi.
Asked Oikawa to help set you up
He took match making very seriously.
However, Iwaizumi saw you two talking and texting more and just assumed he was right all along.
Started a rift between him and Oikawa, Iwaizumi confronted him eventually.
Oikawa came clean about everything.
Iwaizumi told him he wanted to get to know you at your own pace but he appreciates the effort.
He starts talking to you more.
Knowing you liked him made him insanely nervous he could barely string a sentence together.
Oikawa didnāt tell you that he knew you liked him.
He invites you to a game.
Youāre cheering for him as loud as you can since everyone else was cheering for Oikawa.
āHeās overrated.ā You told him after the game. āI thought you were much more interesting to watch.ā
He almost kissed you right there in the middle of the gym, ignoring Oikawa complaining about how āmeanā you were to him.
Asked you if you wanted to grab ice cream after the game.
You say yes obviously.
You spent at least 15 consecutive minutes telling him how awesome the game was.
He was bright red the whole time.
Slyly bought your ice cream before you could even think about getting your wallet.
āThereās a little ice cream on your face.ā
āOh,ā you wipe your face, embarrassed. ādid I get it?ā
āCan I?ā you nod.
He takes his thumb and wipes the bottom of your lips (there was no ice cream on your face).
You closed the distance, unable to handle how he was looking at you
Ice cream was suddenly his favorite dessert.
Favorite past time as a couple was making fun of Oikawa (who insisted on third wheeling both of you).
Light PDA as much as he can.
Hand on your thigh whenever youāre sitting next to each other, or around your shoulder.
He loves showing you off.
Heās very gentle with you.
Kisses your face all the time whenever youāre cuddling.
OIKAWA
Fake dating/drunk confessions (very slight grumpy x sunshine if you squint)!
You were team manager for Seijoh.
You had no problem with Oikawa, but it did annoy you that you had to deal with the swarm of fangirls almost every day.
You had an intimidating aura, so they backed off when you were around.
He wouldnāt admit it, but the girls approaching him daily bothered him too more than it flattered him.
He also felt bad constantly rejecting girl after girl because he wanted to focus on volleyball.
He proposed the idea of a fake relationship to you.
You were opposed to it at first, you didnāt want to get killed by a crazy fangirl.
He said he āwouldnāt let that happen.ā
You told him if it was up to him to protect you, you were screwed.
He asked you to think it over.
You weighed your options, you were constantly hit on from other teams and decided itād be a good idea.
He hugged you and lifted you up when you told him.
Decided the only people who would know it was fake was Iwaizumi.
Which meant even in practice you had to pretend.
Oikawa was a good actor, he was constantly wrapping his arms around you and kissing the top of your head.
It was hard to stay unbothered by it and make it seem like it was normal.
Iwaizumi almost forgot it was fake.
Oikawa had just gotten used to kissing your cheek goodbye, he kept doing it even when no one was around.
He started realizing he was developing real feelings for you after you showed up to practice in his jacket with his name on it.
Even though it was planned, it was impossible for him to think about anything but you in his clothes for a few nights.
You realized you were falling for him when he fell asleep on your head while sitting next to you on the bus after a game.
He smelled good.
At a house party celebrating another win for Seijoh, you both showed up together.
You both drank a little too much, and the casual arm around your shoulder as you both spoke to the group on the couch had you leaning into him.
As more people sat down around you both you ended up on his lap.
He sneakily kept kissing your neck.
Got to a point where you were dragging him somewhere deeper into the house.
Momentarily thought you were about to chew him out or that he overstepped.
Last thing he was expecting was for you to use his collar to bring his face to your level and kiss him, backing him against a wall.
āI wish this was real.ā He mumbled practically into your mouth.
āLook around.ā You replied, running your hands through his hair. āWho am I faking this for?ā
Neither of you forgot the next morning.
However, you were too scared to talk about it with him.
Regardless, Oikawa showed up at your door at 10 in the morning (as soon as he woke up) with breakfast and coffee.
You had just finished throwing up and wanted to again at the sight of him in your kitchen with his glasses.
He admitted he was starting to want a real relationship with you, but understood if you didnāt mean anything by your actions last night.
āIf I didnāt feel like I was dying right now Iād kick you.ā
Started dating for real after that.
He is always tickling you.
CONSTANT PDA.
If you thought it was bad before itās even worse now.
His fangirls cannot stand you so heās always with you.
Always a hickey on his neck.
He purposely wears shirts that reveal it.
BOKUTO
Opposites/tutor x student!
You had Trig together.
You sat in the back of the room and never really spoke.
Bokuto would ask questions so frequently the teacher would call on him even if he didnāt raise his hand.
Class would laugh at him but he genuinely didnāt understand the work.
Your teacher offered you (who was at the top of the class) to tutor him for extra credit.
You agreed.
The first time he came to the library for your first session he loudly declared how pretty you were.
You were caught off guard, flushing red as Bokuto apologized.
Found out that he just had a short attention span but he could focus if he really tried.
Constantly changing the subject to talk to you.
Started walking you to class (he was late to his own classes)
Begged you to come to his matches.
Out of curiosity you did (you wanted to see him play).
He shouted your name and waved at you the moment you walked in, telling his entire team you were here.
He was on 1000% the whole time, showing off as much as he could.
Ran up to you as soon as the game was done to ask you if you thought he played well.
Akaashi came to pull him back, apologizing.
You called him that night to tell him he played well.
Ended up on the phone with him until 4am.
Continued to tutor him, even though he eventually got kicked out of the library for being too loud.
Now studied at his house or yours.
He did not get any work done when he was in your room for the first time (he hadnāt seen you in comfy clothes before, either).
Purposefully left his hoodie at your house so youād have to visit him at practice and give it back to him.
Partially wanted you to keep it.
When he passed his trig test for the first time, you hugged him from excitement.
He was so excited he picked you up and spun you around.
You volunteered for the summer training camp as a nurse (Bokuto asked you to with puppy eyes).
He would purposely get hurt so youād have to help him.
Would get dramatically jealous if you were tending to another guy.
Kuroo flirted with you in an attempt to get Bokuto to admit that he liked you.
Bokuto just scooped you up and walked away.
When wrapping his fingers for the third time even though he didnāt need it, he asked you to ākiss it betterā.
You rolled your eyes at him before kissing his cheek.
āIf this will stop you from jamming your fingers intentionally, then sure.ā
Ran back into the gym yelling to Kuroo that you kissed him.
You fell asleep on his shoulder on the way home.
It was the longest anyone on the team had seen him be quiet.
At your next study session, youād rearward him for each question answered correctly with another kiss on the cheek.
Suddenly was an academic weapon.
Would giggle after each one.
Gently kissed him on the lips that day at the end of the worksheet you made for him.
Ended up on your bed.
He talks about you to everyone.
Asked you if he could be your boyfriend.
Loves to lay on top of you.
Youāre the only person who could get him out of āemo modeā.
He loves picking you up.
AKAASHI
Childhood friends to lovers/young love!
You met Akaashi when you were in elementary school, you were seat buddies.
You were both on the quieter side, he was overall introverted while you were just nervous.
Bonded over a box of crayons.
You came out of your shell more as you got older.
Were inseparable.
Always holding his hand.
Everyone always teased you two.
Weāre each otherās first kisses at the age of 10 because you wanted to know what it felt like.
Supported him more than anyone else through volleyball.
He knew he always liked you, but didnāt want to compromise the friendship.
Bokuto convinces him to confess.
You return his feelings to his surprise.
You were both young (in middle school) when you told each other you had feelings for each other, so you didnāt really seriously date for a few years.
Maybe argued once in your whole relationship.
Heās very understanding.
Knows you better than you do.
He proposes right after graduation.
Long engagement because youāve āwaited this longā.
Weāre practically married before you were married.
Bokutoās your practice kid.
KUROO
Fated lovers!
Met him by āaccidentā.
Your cat had run out your front door, you were looking for him.
You find him nuzzled into some guys arms at the park he usually ran off to.
Youāre so happy you found him you almost forget to thank Kuroo, who found your cat.
He thought that was cute.
Youāre walking away, still talking to your cat before you noticed his presence.
You bowed, thanking him repeatedly.
He wanted to ask for your number right then and there but you were already running off.
Went to the same school, but Nekoma was so big you never saw him before.
Ran into him one morning on the train.
He gave up his seat for you to sit, and you spent the rest of the trip talking to each other.
Gives you the nickname āKittyā.
You hate it (you love it).
Introduces you to Kenma, who takes a liking to you.
Kuroo gets jealous of how much nicer he is to you than him.
Started walking to the train station together every morning.
You fall asleep on him almost every time.
Heās worried youāre not sleeping well now (you will not hear the end of it).
One morning, there was no room to sit so you were both forced to stand, using the pole for balance.
Someone knocks into you, sending you roughly into Kuroo.
He snaps at the person who shoved you to watch it before holding you by the waist protectively.
You couldnāt string a thought together for a few moments.
The SMOOTHEST in asking you out.
āIāll see you tomorrow.ā
āNo, you wonāt.ā You tilt your head at him in confusion. āItās Friday.ā
āI know, Iāll pick you up at 3. Dress cute.ā
Took you to a cat cafe because he just āhad toā.
Holds your hands through crowds or has a hand on the small of your back.
Very gentlemanly.
You kiss his cheek when telling him goodnight.
Thinks about it all weekend.
The next time he sees you he kisses you as soon as he gets close enough to āeven the scoreā.
Shows you off whenever he possibly can.
Always standing behind you with a hand on your waist.
Extremely ticklish.
Like all you have to do is poke his side and heās squealing.
You use that to your advantage.
Absolutely showers you in gifts.
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princess daisy
bf!hamzah ā fem!reader drabble
ā in which you help your boyfriend light a joint
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cw drug useĀ
ā wc 254
afternoons like these are the ones you always cherish. the ones where you sit on the kitchen counter, kicking your feet, looking down at your chipped pedicures. the ones where hamzah presses the small of his back against the oven door next to you, holding a joint up to his mouth between his pointer and middle fingers. the ones where you tap your fingers against the countertop as he struggles to light.
after his third failed attempt at lighting the joint, he turns to face you. your eyes flick up to meet his and wordlessly, he hands you the lighter. he gestures with his offhand, dominant hand still holding the joint between his lips. you smile to yourself, simply because he looks adorable in a way when heās this annoyed.
you hold it up to his mouth and flick the wheel once, twice. āsee,ā he murmurs out of the corner of his mouth and you roll your eyes. he swears itās the lighter, but itās the way he holds his hand. both of you know this, deep down, but hamzah is stubborn after all. the lighter sparks, and the flame quickly engulfs the twisted end of the joint.Ā
your thumb comes off the ignition button, and you set the lighter down on the counter next to you.
he inhales sharply and holds the smoke, only to let it out and (try to) suck it back in. āwait, let me try again,ā he protests, but lets you take the joint from him with no pushback.Ā
ā thank u lots for reading! first time writing in a while and first time writing slushy content! ĖāĀ· ĶĶĶĶā³ā„ xoxoĀ m
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Need even just a blurb of angst and miscommunication Justin
She stared out the window of the sleek dark sports car as it inched through the congested LA traffic. The neon lights of the city reflected off the gleaming hood, painting the car in a chaotic dance of color that did nothing to improve her mood. She had been looking forward to this night for weeksāa chance to relax and enjoy her boyfriend's company after a particularly grueling work week. Now, it seemed as if the universe had conspired to ruin it with a multi-car pile-up on the freeway.
"I can't believe this," she said, more to herself than to Justin. "We're going to be stuck here for hours."
Justin shook his head, his eyes still fixed on the road. "Red lights everywhere, it's a mess." He glanced over at her, her expression tight with frustration.
"Hate this LA traffic." She huffed, her gaze remained out the window, arms crossed over her chest. "We were having such a great night."
Justin's jaw clenched. He knew she was just letting off steam, but her complaints were beginning to annoy him. He reached out and put a hand on her leg. "Babe, it's not like we can do anything about it. We just gotta sit tight."
Her eyes snapped to his hand, her voice cool as she shifted her thigh away from his touch. "I know we can't do anything about it, but maybe if we'd left earlier, we wouldn't be stuck here now."
"Well, you're not exactly helping, babe." Justin snapped, his discarded hand finding its way to the steering wheel again. His knuckles turned white as he squeezed it tightly. "All you're doing is complaining. It's annoying." The last part was said under his breath, exasperation leaking into his tone.
Her eyes narrowed at the accusation, the tension in the car thickening like the late-night fog outside. "And what would you like me to do, Justin? Sing a song to entertain you?" she retorted, her voice laced with sarcasm.
"That's not what I meant, and you know that," Justin replied firmly, his own frustration rising to match hers. "Just chill out. Stop finding something to be miserable about." With that, his right hand moved towards his phone in the cupholder, the blue light illuminating his features as he began to scroll through his music playlist.
The car remained silent, the tension palpable as she continued to glower out the window. The throb of the bass from the car stereo soon filled the space between them, a clear message that Justin was done discussing the issue. She felt her anger spike at his dismissal, her foot tapping angrily against the floorboard.
Justin began to sing under his breath, his head bobbing to the beat of the music. She leaned against the car window, feeling a headache brewing with every pulse of the music. She took a deep breath, trying to calm herself, exhaling out the irritation that was bubbling within.
After her third exhale, Justin's eyes cut to her reflection in the rearview mirror. He saw the tight set of her jaw, the way she held her shoulders. "You could lose the attitude," he muttered, hoping the music would drown out his words.
But she heard him. And it was as if his words had shattered the last of her composure. She turned to face him and for a moment she didn't speak. "Excuse me?" she said, her voice measured and cold.
Justin's eyes flicked to hers for a brief second before returning to the road. "I said, you could lose the attitude. We're both tired, but that doesn't give you a free pass to be like this."
She felt a flare of anger. "Like what? Tired and upset? Last time I checked, that's a pretty normal human reaction to being stuck in traffic after a long day."
Justin's eyes met hers briefly, the blue of them flashing with annoyance. "Whatever you want, babe. Just don't expect me to sit here and be miserable with you."
Her response was a frigid silence that stretched on until they finally pulled into the driveway of their home. The moment the car stopped, she gathered her purse, phone, and the heels she had discarded hours ago. Without a word, she opened the door and stepped out, slamming it shut behind her. Justin watched her stalk up to the door, forcefully tapping in the code as he locked the car behind him.
Inside, she made a beeline for their bedroom, shedding her dress on the way. She showered first, unwilling to give Justin even the smallest chance to join her as he usually did after a night out. The water was scalding, as if she could wash away the irritation that clung to her like the sticky residue of LA smog.
Her mind was racing with thoughts of their argument, replaying each word like a sports reel in slow motion, looking for a moment she could pinpoint as the exact start of their discord. But all she found was a blur of frustration and misunderstanding. Part of her knew she was being a little dramatic, but she couldn't shake off the way Justin snapped at her. It was unlike him, and it stung.
Justin waited in the bedroom, already having brushed his teeth and stripped down to his underwear, as he busied himself with the tidying of the bathroom counter.
By the time Justin exited the shower, trading his towel for sweats and a t-shirt, she had already changed into her pajamas and was curled up on her side of the bed, her back to him. The room was dimly lit by the glow of the charging lamp, casting long shadows across the plush comforter. He couldn't suppress a roll of his eyes before lifting the comforter to slip in next to her. The mattress shifted slightly as he settled in, and she felt the warmth of his body radiate toward her despite the space she had put between them.
Justin cleared his throat. "Look, I'm sorry, okay?" he offered tentatively. "I know I snapped at you in the car. I had a long day too."
She didn't move, didn't respond. The silence stretched out, growing tighter with every heartbeat. Justin sighed and slid into bed, his hand reaching out to touch her shoulder. "Babe," he whispered, his voice soft with apology. "I didn't mean to upset you. Can we just talk about it?"
Her body remained stiff, the only indication she heard him was the slight hitch in her breathing. Justin could feel the anger rolling off her in waves, and he knew he had to tread carefully. He leaned in, pressing a gentle kiss to her shoulder. "I'm sorry," he murmured again, his voice barely above a whisper. "I messed up."
She stiffened under his touch, and for a moment, she didn't move. Then, with a heavy sigh, she rolled over to face the ceiling, her eyes still sharp with lingering irritation. She pursed her lips as she avoided meeting his gaze.
"I'm tired, Justin," she said flatly. "Can we just go to sleep?"
He slid closer to her, his hand finding its way around her waist. "Sweetheart," he murmured, his thumb tracing soothing circles on her skin. "We're both tired, but we can't just let this go. We need to talk about it."
She sighed, feeling the warmth of his embrace but not yet ready to give in. "There's nothing to talk about," she replied "You were rude and dismissive. That's all."
Justin's hand paused in its gentle stroking. "Baby," he said, his voice earnest. "I get that you're upset, but I didn't mean it like that."
Her eyes searched the ceiling. "How else am I supposed to take it?" she asked, her voice strained. Justin didn't respond, his hand continuing to move in slow, comforting circles. The silence grew heavier until she felt it pressing down on her chest, making it hard to breathe.
Finally, she turned her head to face him. "I don't want to fight with you," she said, her voice cracking with weariness. "But I can't just ignore how you spoke to me. Just give me some space tonight, we can talk in the morning."
Justin's eyes searched hers, the regret in them palpable. "Okay," he whispered, his hand lifting away from her waist. He rolled onto his back and stared up at the ceiling, his arms folding behind his head. The quiet between them was now filled with the distant hum of the city and the occasional sound of a car passing by outside.
They remained like that for a long moment, the quiet stretching out like the vast emptiness of the unseen sky outside their bedroom window. Justin resigned to closing his eyes, hoping that in the morning, they could find their way back to each other.
He wasn't sure how much time had passed before she was asleep, her body subconsciously moving closer to his. He waited until her breathing grew even before he dared to pull her into his arms, her head fitting into the crook of his shoulder as if it were made to be there. He could breathe easier now, the tension in his chest loosening slightly.

author's noteā āā could've made this way more angsty lol
#&. justin.#justin herbert#justin herbert imagine#justin herbert x reader#justin herbert x black!reader#justin herbert angst
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ā it takes two
sub!jisung x dom!reader x sub!jeongin



You wonder if Jeongin regrets staying on the extra bed of your hotel room with Jisung. Maybe he feels like your getaway is more of a honeymoon he butt himself into. But it isnāt really third wheeling when he gets to join in on the fun too, right?
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š·ļø fem!reader (she/her pronouns, afab) smut. fluff. porn, no plot.Ā
š·ļø threesome. petnames ābaby boyā and ānoonaā (readerās age is never mentioned). tipsy sex (everyone is conscious enough to consent), unprotected sex, perversion, voyeurism, dacryphilia, jeongin is inexperienced, slight member x member, poly/open relationship themes.
š this is especially for the one and only @meivida !!! theyre my ride-or-die till the end, this is all for them ! to my proofreader, my twinnie, my bestest friend, the jisung to my changbin, the jeongin to my bang chanāwho said that?? otherwise, enjoy!
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In his hotel room ā and yours, and Jisungās ā there were two beds.
The main king-sized glory belonged to you and Jisung, the inseparable couple, and Jeongin claimed his place on the smaller extra bed. There was no reason to fret over anything.
But for some reason, Jeongin did.
He couldnāt seem to shut his mind off. Jeongin unpacked his things slowly and strategically, claiming his spaces in the cozy cabana-style room. It was supposed to be a simple vacation for the eight boys and their plus ones at the five-star resort, all for your well-deserved rest.
For some reason, he couldnāt relax.
Staring at the ceiling fan above him, he pondered the thought. It wasnāt that he had no plus one, nor that he didnāt have his own room. Those were childish things to complain about, and the cabana was too cozy to whine over.
His roommates, you and Jisung, werenāt exactly the source of his worries either. Sometimes you two would bicker and play around, sure, but it wasnāt annoying enough for Jeongin to feel as bothered as he was.
āY/N, you know how I sleep. Iām taking this end of the bed!ā Jisung whined, plopping a stack of his belongings onto the right side of the mattress.
You simply looked at him, astonished.
Again, Jeongin thought as he placed his train of thought back on its tracks; neither of you was exactly the problem. Jisung was his ride-or-die, his best friend for life. They showered butt-naked together multiple times. You werenāt the problem either; you had grown incredibly close with Jeongin to the point where you oftentimes stayed up to drink and plot against common enemies. Closeness wasnāt an issue with either of you; as a couple, he would willingly third-wheel anytime.
What if Iām intruding? What if Iām in the middle of something? What if they had their plans, he thought. He tried his best to wrap his head around the reasons behind feeling this uncomfortable, but nothing seemed to work. He cocked his head to the side, facing you and Jisungās bed. Itās entertaining to watch you guys argue, but maybe sleeping is too awkward to interfere with. Was it too intimate of an activity? He had no idea, and, frankly, he didnāt think that was the issue.
āOh, so you canāt even say please?ā
You crossed your arms at Jisung, your gaze piercing through the poor boy. He shivered, and his eyes started darting everywhere but your face. You squinted at him, causing your boyfriend to finally freeze and respond.
āP-please? May I please take this side?ā Jisung begged. āI-Iāll doā¦anythingā¦ā
The beats of silence that followed were nothing short of intense. Jeongin expected the awkward air to amplify, but it didnāt ā instead, he caught himself zoning in on the scene, paying close attention to the both of you.
Your commanding glare softened a little. You almost chuckled at how pathetic Jisung looked, breaking into a nervous sweat, and it didnāt help that you smirked sweetly. Your hand trailed up from his tensed bicep up to his shoulder, his neck, and then his full and soft cheek. Caressing his skin with your thumb, you soothed your nervous wreck of a boyfriend, feeling his skin vibrate from your touch alone.
Jeongin couldnāt peel his eyes away from your movements. The both of you acted as if he wasnāt there; maybe you both thought that he had fallen asleep. Instead of counting sheep, he was counting the beats of the sequence, fully allured by you, and he didnāt understand why. It was as if he would have missed something if he blinked once.
He almost forgot to breathe.
āYouāll do anything for me?ā
Jisungās breath hitched, reminding Jeongin to exhale. āYes, anything.ā
He murmured something after. In a hush under his breath, Jeongin caught what he whispered.
āAnything for you, noona.ā
Before Jeongin could even process the thought, you whispered something that he couldnāt quite make out, especially from his skewed, sideways view from the other end of the room. You both smiled, though: you smiled slyly as if you won the lottery, and Jisung smiled like he was obsessed.
Although he was more intrigued to know what you exchanged, you both walked away with your hands held together, making him shut his eyes and curl his head into the pillow to appear asleep.
āYo, Innie, weāre just gonna grab a few drinks,ā Jisung announced. āWeāll beāoh, look, heās asleep.ā
You both turned your heels and opened the door, leaving Jeongin alone and in awe.
Once he knew that you both walked far away enough, he attempted to sit up, only to feel an ache between his legs.
Well, fuck, he got hard, and he didnāt realize how long he had this hard-on.

Naturally, he ran to the bathroom and tried to take care of it himself. Unnaturally, though, nothing seemed to work.
Minutes ago, Jeongin desperately pulled his shorts down and took his aching cock in his hand. Pumping it slowly, he attempted to relieve himself, humming lowly at the sensations it gave him. He knew that he had to get off before you and Jisung came back.
But he couldnāt.
His cock stayed hard, almost as if it didnāt want to release. He picked up his pace, his long and pretty fingers making their way up to the aching red tip, palming it sometimes, only to slam down to his sturdy and thick base. Jeongin even teased his balls, cupping them slightly before stroking his above-average length. His panting turned into moaning, and when he realized that he wasnāt even close to leaking, he started whining.
āFuck, why canāt Iā¦ā Jeongin started to desperately thrust his hips into his hand, leaning his back against the cool tiles of the bathroom wall. He met eyes with his reflection in the big mirror in front of him.
Embarrassed at the look of his desperation, he tried to cum with the thought of it. Jeongin hated the thought of being watched right now or being walked right into. You and Jisung could come home drunk, but that doesnāt mean he wouldnāt be embarrassed. You could come home anytime. He had every reason to worry, and he did, and it made him hornier ā but he couldnāt quite cum yet.
Heās insanely comfortable with both of you, but to be caught masturbating by his best friend and his best friendās girlfriend feels leagues worse.
But maybe they both noticed how hard he had been since earlier. He was able to notice the tent under the comforter earlier, so what more is there with either of you? Jeongin started blushing in embarrassment, his ears turning red and the apples of his cheeks flushing shades of warm pink. He sniffled his nose at the warmth of the blood rushing through his veins.
The thoughts couldnāt stop running. Maybe you didnāt notice, though, since you and Jisung were so zoned in on each other earlier. He couldnāt forget the sultry look in your eyes, sending Jisung into a state of panic that Jeonginās rarely seen before. He never saw his best friend seem soā¦small. He faltered under your touch so easily, the silly and tough guy persona leaving him for just a single moment. Jeongin remembered how he couldnāt breathe while watching you, his eyes eagerly following your pretty fingers as they danced their way across Jisungās skin. You put your boyfriend in a trance, but Jeongin was caught in it too.
He wondered if you knew it. He wondered if he missed the way you both glanced at him and smiled.
This is wrong, Jeongin thought. This is wrong, he repeated in his head. āThis is fucking wrong!ā Jeongin said aloud, panicking yet still pumping his cock at an even faster pace.
He shut his eyes at the overwhelming sensations. It felt like he was being overstimulated despite not cumming yet ā except he was; he was finally close to releasing, even leaking solid amounts of precum on the shower tile. He whimpered a string of curses under his breath, letting pathetic whines echo through the shower and the entire bathroom. He was beyond desperate, not caring for how he looked. He pulled his shirt up and bit the bunched fabric, drowning out his noises as the cold air hit his nipples. Jeongin could only focus on the rushes of ecstasy, the pleasure in the pain, the growing release, reaching the point of cumming, until he finallyā
āBro? Innie? You in there?ā
Upon hearing the hurried knocks on the door, he pulled his shorts up and fixed himself. He didnāt cum. Instead, he took two breaths to compose himself and respond.
āYeah! In the bathroom!ā
āOh okay. Weāre gonna head to bed. Good night,Ā Yennie!ā You greeted, pushing your slightly off-balanced Jisung onto the right side of the bed.
Jeongin slid his shorts down, not to continue but to stare at his red cock.
He tried to tap the side of it just to let it spill the pent-up cum that he failed to release.
Nothing happened. It remained hard and aching, but he couldnāt cum as if heād gone back to square one.
Jeongin whispered through clenched teeth, āHow am I supposed to sleep now?ā

His walk back was fast yet laughable. He was glad that neither of you saw it since he awkwardly shuffled in his steps, practically jumping into his bed when he reached it.
Trying to hide his erection was one thing he could do, but sleeping with an angry dick felt like hell on earth for him.
He shut his eyes and tried to sleep. Unfortunately for him, the more he dozed off, the worse the pain got.
Jeongin tried to breathe deeply just to ease the ache in his cock, shifting positions so that he could feel more free under the covers. As it happened earlier, nothing worked, and he only felt more stuffy.
He hummed a lullaby in his head. He furrowed his eyebrows, looking like a troubled fox that hadnāt known sleep. He sniffled like one too; his nose still flushed a reddish pink.
Giving up slightly, he carefully and slowly slid his hand down his shorts. His fingers reached his cock, and he had to bite a hiss back. It felt swollen even if it grew to its maximum size, and every single touch felt like fire coursing through his skin. Jeongin took his time to touch himself.
Just like you took your time to touch Jisung.
For some reason, his brain seemed to always want to circle back to the scene. You two had already dozed off, the alcohol in your systems wearing away in your sleep; Jeongin was the restless one about it. He was fixated on your deliberate movements, thinking about how your fingertips mustāve felt warm and ticklish for Jisung. He also couldnāt believe how easily compliant his best friend became. It was a side to him that was new yet interesting, one that Jeongin never knew he wanted to both see and feel for himself.
And why did he enjoy seeing that side of him?
He didnāt know if he wanted to be you or if he wanted to be Jisung, but fuck, he couldnāt help but replay the scene in his mind. It was everything he wanted: the intimate yet powerful touches, the gazes, the closeness, and the shamelessness.
All of it was so wrong.
Jeongin dug his head further into the plush fabric of his pillow. He was under stress yet pleasure, pain yet delectation. He teased his cock and the inner points of his thighs, strolling his fingers down to tease his ass and sliding back up to the overly sensitive tip.
And then he heard a kiss.
His ears perked up at the noise, prompting him to pause. He didnāt fully stop, hoping that his mind was playing tricks on him. He couldnāt look back at your end of the room, instead facing the closed curtains in front of him.
See? Youāre already hallucinating and hearing things, he thought to himself.
And then he heard another kiss. And then another.
The smooching was slow and steady; it wasnāt obnoxious in sound, it wasnāt too wet, it didnāt sound forced. They werenāt too calculated but they sounded as warm as love wouldāve felt. Passion burned through Jeonginās nerves with each kiss of the lips. It was so quiet yet it thumped so loud in his ears, ringing throughout his system and echoing through his brain with the strongest reverb. His cock twitched from under the sheets, moving on its own.
Jeongin took the remaining courage he had and turned his head to face you. The ruffling and shuffling of the fabric made the kissing pause for a few solid seconds.
He opened his eyes slightly and, as expected, saw your body sprawled over Jisungās, angled in such a way that it looked like natural sleep ā except that your lips were attached to his.
The moment you both thought that Jeongin had fallen back to sleep, you picked up the pace. Soon enough, Jisung swiped his tongue across your mouth. His neediness was apparent with the way he persistently dug his face closer to yours, but you had the reigns. You took control with your slight bites and nibbles. At that point, you were straddling his hips, grinding ever so slightly on Jisung.
Jeongin could barely see anything but he could hear it.
Soon enough, Jisung pulled your body up and closer to his. He quietly insisted on making you drop your full weight on him. You kissed him passionately until you didnāt, your mouth left with his drool all over it. Licking it up, you started kissing outside his mouth, the perimeters of his lips, the outline of his jaw, the peaks of his cheeks, all the way up to his temples, and down to his neck.
He instinctively jutted his hips upwards, grinding on you from underneath. An apology nearly rolled off his tongue when you caught it, pecking the tip of his tongue and lightly sucking on his bottom lip after. That was when you did the same, fully rolling your hips onto his, making you moan into each otherās mouths.
At this point, Jeongin had shifted his body to the other side to watch. Neither of you seemed to notice ā nor care, or so it seemed ā which was his go signal to watch with half-opened eyes.
Like earlier, his eyes followed everything. From your hands making their way down to Jisungās tiny waist, to Jisung himself cupping your breasts ever so softly: the boy watched it all in awe.
Nothing was helping Jeonginās erection at all.
He started tearing up at the nearly unbearable ache. He needed release but he couldnāt have it even in embarrassing ways. Even then, he simply couldnāt stop watching as you pulled Jisung up. He pulled your shirt over your head as you threw his shirt aside as well. He helped you out of your shorts as you did on him, every single action needy and desperate yet equally as full of love. They seemed to only burn with the risk, whispering things Jeongin couldnāt understand onto each otherās skin. Maybe you were telling him to go slower, maybe he was telling you to be quieter. Maybe you both didnāt care and were teasing each other for it.
Maybe you were plotting. Nevertheless, the poor boy found himself subconsciously rutting on the pillow between his legs.
You positioned yourself between Jisungās legs, his bare and firm length awaiting your warmth from beneath ā finally being met with the plush walls of your pussy. You kissed him hungrily this time and Jisung responded with a shamelessly loud kiss back.
Like a fox, Jeongin could be prey. He salivated at the sight, something he saw in real life for the first time even if he shouldnāt have seen anything.
He straddled the pillow more harshly, wrapping his legs around it underneath the sheets. His lips twitched as he tried his absolute hardest not to moan. He wanted to match your pace with Jisung, but he couldnāt, he shouldnāt.
You could notice him anytime.
And you did.
āInnie,ā Jisung spoke up, pulling away from the kiss with a dumb smile. He turned his head to face Jeongin. āNoonaās asking if you wanna come and join.ā
You ruffled Jisungās hair and kissed his head. āGood boy, told your friend as I asked you to.ā
Jeongin couldnāt believe anything. A few silent breaths escaped his system.
He was caught. You laughed at his face in the middle of your kisses. You knew, Jisung knew, and Jeongin was the last to realize.
He simply fell silent and the dead air thickened as milliseconds turned into seconds. A minute almost ticked by, causing everything to break. Suddenly, this probably wasnāt a good idea for anybody. You and Jisung grew slightly nervous.
If only you knew how much Jeongin wanted to say yes.
āIf you donātā¦I-Iām sorry. We donātā¦we didnāt mean to invade. Promise. Just forget it if you donāt want to, weāll take care of ourselves privatelyā¦ā
Jisung started holding you tighter. You calmed him with soothing circles on the nape of his neck, assuring him to wait for Jeongin. His best friend couldnāt reply. He was too stunned, making you feel guilty for suggesting the sudden invitation in your tipsy thoughts.
āI know we drank, but I promise weāre fine. Weāre so sorry itās so sudden. If youāre uncomfortableāā
āYes, i-if itās okay, may I join?ā
You and Jisung widened your eyes at Jeongin. The boy was probably also only half-aware of what he was saying but you knew that he meant it.
āI shouldā¦be the one saying sorry.ā Jeongin sat up from his bed, not minding his erection in full view. he did not need to be embarrassed at this point. āNot gonna lie, I-Iāve been watching you two since earlier.ā
It wasnāt jealousy. He didnāt feel jealous that his best friend was getting it on, nor did he envy that you were fucking his best friend right in front of him. It was longing; longing for whether he wanted to be either of you or to be the prey caught right in between.
āI justā¦w-wanted to be a partā¦of itā¦ā Jeongin could feel a lump in his throat. His eyes got watery from half-shameless embarrassment and the pain in his cock.
āWell then, what are you waiting for?ā You smiled gently and tapped the small space left on the bed. āCome join us, baby.ā
Jeongin practically threw his comforter away to stand up. You giggled and the sensation of your body moving against Jisung made him whimper.
While waiting for Jeongin to settle, you turned to face Jisung, your wonderful boyfriend. You cupped his face with gentle hands and watched him smile, soft cheeks filling your palms.
He was excited. Heād been craving a threesome for a long while and he knew that you liked Jeongin enough for it.
You pecked his lips and rolled your hips back, allowing him to fill more of your cunt until he bottomed out. āYouāre my good boy. This is your treat.ā
āMhmm, always gonna be noonaās good boy.ā Jisung bit his lower lip with a shy smile. āNoonaās baby w-will be good all the time so we can always have this.ā
You had to laugh. āDid you hear that, Innie? He wants to have this all the time.ā
As you turned, though, you were greeted with the sight of a salivating boy, eyes trained on your pussy as his hand sat still at the base of his cock.
āNeed help there?ā you suggested, placing your hand around his.
With gentle tugs and feathery touches, you guided his hand up to the tip of his aching dick. You slotted your fingers between his and played with his smooth flesh. He had never had anything like this before and he was too shocked to move without you.
Too dumb to know how to use whatās his.
āA-ah, fuck, n-noonaā¦ā Jeonginās hips jutted forward by instinct. Jisung mirrored the action, pressing his cock deep into your walls.
It wasnāt intentional but it was expected; youāre dealing with two needy guys after all.
āGood boy, you know what to call me already.ā Your hand slid down his cock in the same way you moved your hips along your boyfriendās cock. āYouāve been listening intently, huh?ā
You squeezed Jeonginās cock at his shaft. āLike a pervert?ā
āN-noāā you squeezed harder. āFuck! Yes, yes, Iāve been a pervert!ā
You laughed and let go of him, only to slap him right where you left his touch. You clenched your cunt tightly around Jisung at the same time ā the two boys moaned and writhed at the same time.
āIāve been watching since earlier! Iām sorry, noona! Māfuck!ā He was on the brink of tears. Precum leaked out of him again but he still couldnāt bring himself to release.
Smack. Smack. Smack. With each hit, he would cry harder. His chest heaved and the tears finally spilled at the fifth turn. Your boyfriend wasnāt suffering any less, though: his hands clung to your hips and tightened with every slap. He flinched even if he wasnāt at the receiving end of pain ā or maybe he was since you couldnāt stop clenching and thrusting abruptly too. He started shaking, moaning in higher and higher pitches, the flinches turning into full-body writhing as he mumbled random things that only you understood.
He was close. You pressed down on Jisungās chest as your thumb covered the hole in Jeonginās cock, teasing him. Your boyfriend immediately came inside you and allowed all his cum to gush out in the smallest, prettiest series of thrusts.
Jeongin wished to cum that way, but you were literally blocking him.
He didnāt dare let go of you, though, and his shaky hands never left your hips and back. Instead, Jisung opted to stay still inside you. He brought his upper body closer to yours, whispering into the crook of your neck. Jeongin couldnāt hear it through his sniffling but was glad to hear you parrot it back.
āMy good baby here said that you should treat noona well. Only then can you cum.ā
Jisung hid his face in your skin but only popped his eyes out to watch his best friend. āSorry, Innie. Please fuck noona well.ā
Jeongin couldnāt believe that he had to fuck his best friendās girlfriend with his cum inside her. Moreover, he couldnāt believe how much it turned him on even more.
āThink you can do it?ā You asked with a smirk.
āY-yes, noona.ā
Not even one beat passed and Jisung propped you off of him, guiding you down on the bed. He gave Jeongin a pat on the back of his shoulder, a gesture heād always done before.
Jisung kissed his cheek too before latching his lips onto your bare nipples for comfort.
Jisung sucked at your supple and plump skin while Jeongin positioned himself in between your pussyās reddening lips. Even its exterior felt all sorts of soft to him, far from the quality of a silicone fleshlight. Despite this, he still knew that you would treat him like a stupid little fucktoy.
And you did.
You simply pushed Jeongin by his waist down onto your body. Suddenly his tip made its way inside, forced in with an overwhelming amount of ecstasy that Jeongin couldnāt take anymore. He still held back from cumming, breathing deeply and rapidly in a failed attempt to calm himself. He continued to cry as he sank himself further inside you, feeling the mixture of your smooth wetness and Jisungās thick and creamy cum. It didnāt help that you were moaning so deliciously, roaming your hands around his waist, and Jisung was giggling and smiling contently while playing with your boobs.
It was all too much for Jeongin but he kept going. Your hand squeezes earlier were nothing compared to the grip of your cunt. Nevertheless, he did his best to pull back and push down to fill you up to your limit. He made sure to make you moan as soon as he found your sweet spot ā heās glad that Jisung pressed down on your skin.
āNoona, noona, fuck, god fuckā¦ā
āSheās amazing right?ā Your boyfriend smiled until his gums showed and his eyes crinkled.
āI better be,ā you teased back.
He laughed in response, licking a heart shape on your nipple with his tongue. āMhmm. I love my noona.ā
āAnd I love my baby boy.ā You signaled him with a finger to turn him around. Jisung showed you his ass and you tapped his round cheek, hitting the mole that cutely reflected his face mole. Before he knew it, you sank two fingers inside his ass.
āIāll make you cum again, pretty boy. Show me how much you can cum with that pathetic little cunt of yours.ā The words echoed through Jisungās emptying head as he grew more and more in need. You knew that it wouldnāt be long before he was close anyway since his legs were closing and his ass seemed to clench nonstop.
āAnd Innie baby, please, show me how good you can make me cum.ā
At this point, Jeongin truly only felt like he was good for cumming and making you cum. He mindlessly picked up his pace on your cunt, shocking you with how mind-numbingly fast he went. He grew completely desperate the more that he went, pressing every inch of your skin and moaning your name over and over. He was pathetic yet focused.
Jisung came, ass clenching around your fingers, but he couldnāt peel his gaze off the action.
He needed to cum as much as you did. He could feel your walls fluttering around him and your voice seemed to falter slightly as his thrusts became deeper and harder. You didnāt even need to command him. Your boyfriend seemed to help the both of you too, playing with your clit with one hand whilst he praised his best friend endlessly.
āInnie,ā you huffed, āInside. please.ā
Jeongin blinked hard, not holding back on his whines, screaming when he finally released inside you.
His cum gushed out with load after load after load. It seemed as if he couldnāt stop, and he never could bring himself to pull out. He simply collapsed on your side, his thick cock still sunken deep inside you. You came at the same time, moaning his sweet little nickname while you felt yourself gush your essence along with his release. Jisung watched the white, creamy cum leak out of you before bringing a finger to it just to taste it.
You all tasted fucking good.
āOh shit. Iām dizzy.ā Jisung plopped his head next to yours and clung to your other side.
Your boyfriend mumbled something about the soju being rough on him before he sleepily told you that he loved you. Jeongin thought that he would be knocked out solidly after, but felt whiplash as soon as Jisung kissed his cheek again and told him the same.
āLove you both. Thank you so, so, soā¦ā
He instantly fell asleep, his face squished next to your cheek.
You laughed lowly and turned slightly toward Jeongin. You held his face with your free hand and stroked his chin. His eyes smiled along with his dimpled cheeks in pure contentment.
āSmile more, baby. Your dimples are cute.ā
He blushed hard in response. āThank you, noona. R-really. Thank you for tonight.ā
āAnytime.ā You kissed his forehead and then his nose. āI love you, Innie.ā
The boy melted at your words with a pretty, full-toothed grin. āI love you too, noona.ā
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Donāt Chirp My Girl | M. Knies
Pairings: Matthew Knies x gf!reader
Summary: Pastrnak say some not so great things about you to your boyfriend and your boyfriend isnāt having it.
Warnings: pastrnaks a dick, protective Knies, swearing, pure fluff, making out in a car, illusion to smut
Word count: 879
Note: saw this and was like yes sir š«”
Out of all the people for Pastnak to go after he had chosen your boyfriend. The two of you had been dating for almost two years and you decided, as this being Matthewās first full season, youād go to as many games as you could.Ā
When they got into the playoffs, you made it your mission to be at every game. You were born and raised a hockey fan, knowing every single thing from wrongs to rights. And for the past two games, the leafs werenāt doing what they normally did. Auston wasnāt playing tonight, which meant Matthew would have more ice time.
That made you truly happy knowing youād see your boyfriend more on the ice. As of now, it was the third period, and the game was still tied at 1-1. Things in the playoffs were another level. They were more intense, and the players werenāt having it with each other.
From the glass seat you were at, you could see Pastrnak staring right back at you with a creepy look on his face. The whistle blew and before you knew it; they were playing. Your thumbs twiddled with each other as you watched the two teams battle it out.Ā
Swayman was able to stop the puck before it reached the net, allowing the refs to stop play and just like always, Boston and Toronto were going at it. However, this time it was your boyfriend and Pastrnak. Pastrnak was pointing over at you while saying something, making Matthew lose his shit.Ā
You could barely make out the words Matthew was saying, but you could see him push Pastrnak before saying, āthatās what I thought.ā You shivered slightly at the look on your boyfriendās face as the game continued. Heād never looked so angry at someoneās words.Ā
It was common for chirping to go around in hockey, it what caused fights. But it was also wasnāt uncommon for rookies to have their loved one's being called out.Ā
As the game made its way to over time you sat at the edge of your seat watching as John skated fast to Swayman, attempting a shot, but it slid past him and two players, leaving the puck all by itself and an open net. You watched Matthew skate up to it, flicking the puck into the net, and the sirens blazed.Ā
You shot out of your seat banging on the glass and give high-fives to the little leaf fans around you as the Boston ones flipped you off and said random shit, making a smug smirk grace your lips. You had followed Steph through the crowd as you both made your way to the team's tunnel.Ā
You watched as Matthew came out of the change room first with a smug look. He was happy, but in his eyes he was clearly annoyed. You sigh knowing that itād be a long drive home. He had greeted all the partners before parting ways with his team. āHeāll get over it.ā Max said to you before you followed him to the parking lot.Ā
āSo,ā you started. āYou gonna tell me what happened?ā You asked, getting into the passenger seat. Matthew only bothered to give you a grunt as he continued to drive to the apartment. āJesus Matthew! Are you really not gonna say shit?ā You cried out as his silence drove you crazy.
Matthewās grip on the steering wheel tightened as his knuckles turned white. You couldnāt lie, the sight turned you on, but he was mad and with mad came silence and built up emotion. āMatt, pull over.ā You told him, sternly. Matthew looked over at you before pulling off to the side of the road.Ā
You unbuckled your seat belt, climbed over the console and sat yourself in Mattās lap, your back resting on the wheel. You took Mattās face into your hands, forcing him to look at you. āWhatād he say?ā You ask again. āI donāt wanna talk about it.ā He grumbled. āSo what, youāll bubble this anger up till Thursday and then what? Take it out on the guy! Itās fucking hockey, baby! Shit happens.ā You cried out, hoping to get your words through his thick skull.Ā
āHe said youād leave me for someone better in the end.ā He mumbled, making your heart stop. āI pushed him and told his to not start and he thought wrong for trying me.ā He said, snuggling his head into your neck and placing a kiss on your collarbone. āWell, who the hell would be someone better?ā You asked, making his head perk up.Ā
āCause Iāve got the best guy Iāve met in a while. And he makes my fucking world.ā You said with a big smile, making him smirk. āOh, really.ā He whispered, pulling you closer. You were pulled up into his bulge, making you whimper, shutting your eyes slowly. āYeah, heās got this goofy, uh, smile and he, um, he wears the number 23.ā You breath out as he placed wet kisses on your neck.
āThe number heās going to ruin me in.ā You moan. Pressing your lips onto his. His hands ran up your back, pulling you closer than possible. Your lips meshed as his tongue explored your mouth. āGet in the back.ā He said in a husky voice.Ā
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NCT Dream having a secret relationship with their member's sister.
Mark Lee
Jeno is a bit protective of you, that's why he went through through five stages of grief when he caught you making out with their leader. He'll be in denial first but quickly jumped on your boyfriend. Jeno told the members that you're off-limits and he goes home to this scene!? You have to pull your brother off from Mark and have to give him a long-hour explanation about your relationship with Mark. "Fine just, don't make-out here!" Jeno shouts before storming to his room.Ā
Huang Renjun
HEADS IN HAND, Donghyuck just went through hell when he learned that you're dating RENJUN. He'll convince you that you can date anyone just not Renjun, (Renjun then proceeds to give him a headlock.) But it was funny to see your brother dramatically cry when he caught Renjun giving you a backhug while you do the dishes. You have to smack him out of him and told him that it's been going on for months. When Donghyuck calms down, he'll give Renjun a warning jokingly but it backfires him.
Lee Jeno
Jisung will be eyes wide when he caught you and Jeno having a late-night date in a convenience store. His older sister and his favorite hyung together ?????? He'll be frozen there until you have to go out and tap him out. It'll be an awkward date instead with your younger brother as a third wheel. Jeno will be the first one to clear up the air, he'll directly explain to Jisung his intentions to you and the little chick will be just, :O. "I trust you hyung, just...I'm just shocked, woah." his hands covering his open mouth.Ā
Lee Donghyuck
Your brother Jaemin probably have hunches that you are dating Donghyuck, that's why when he saw you two cuddling in Donghyuck's bed, it was his "Gotcha!" moment. Jaemin's going to be that annoying brother who cockblocks Donghyuck at every chance he can. It went to the point where your boyfriend complained to you about Jaemin. You'll laugh it off but will eventually complain it to your brother who will only stuck out his tongue as a response.Ā
Na Jaemin
It didn't take a few minutes for Mark to process everything when he visits your apartment and unfortunately, your boyfriend Jaemin was also there. It'll be in the very worst scenario because Jaemin just went out of your room SHIRTLESS. Mark went through everything in just a few minutes until he turned rational and gave Jaemin a man-to-man talk. He had Jaemin sit in the sofa and just gave him the 'talk' while you peek from the kitchen, finding the scenario cute.Ā
Zhong Chenle
The three of you are very close, and would go out together. That's why Renjun will be very confused when he saw that you and Chenle went out shopping without him. Renjun will send you two tons of messages until Chenle eventually gave in. "You're disturbing out date!" Chenle screams and sends it as a voice message. When Renjun hears it, he didn't hesitate to grab his coat if it wasn't for the other members to calm him down and strained him from leaving the dorm. (Chenle asked them to do it.)
Park Jisung
It was an accident. Jisung was showing Chenle something from his phone when your message popped out of the notification. Jisung was quick to swipe it off but Chenle was even quicker to see who the message from. Chenle will constantly tease Jisung about you until the maknae gives in. Chenle will eventually leave him alone with a small warning where if ever Jisung breaks your heart, your brother will break his knees. It was a joke but Jisung took it seriously.Ā
#nct dream#nct fic#nct imagines#nct#nct dream fic#nct fluff#nct x reader#nct dream imagine#nct scenarios#nct dream fluff#nct dream imagines#nct dream reactions#nct mark#nct renjun#nct jeno#nct haechan#nct jaemin#nct chenle#nct jisung
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dreamies as your flight seatmate + ratings



PAIRING āø boyfriend!dreamies x readerĀ
TAGS āø none, crack, established relationship, haechans is the worst someone drop him out of the plane please
AUTHORāS NOTE āøinspired by an insta post i saw for 127 and thought the dreamies deserved their own version.

Mark Lee
mark and you have 3 hours on this flight, so get ready for 3 hours of straight yapping from mark lee himself. heās gonna show you pictures he has saved on his phone and goes into every single detail about the photo. you honestly just want to chill and listen to music, but if it seems like heās given up, 5 minutes later heāll bring up another subject. even if youāre gonna try to fall asleep heāll wake you up, āyo, did you hear what i just said?ā and you canāt get mad at him, who wants to see him sad? (4/10 seatmate, sometimes cooks, most of the time idk what heās talking about)
Huang Renjun
renjun is probably one of those insane people on planes. he can get through the whole flight not talking to a single person, not listening to any music at all, not even looking out the window, just staring straight forward, lost in his own thoughts. if the flight map is available heāll watch it for fun, otherwise he can pretty much entertain himself for however long the flight is. renjun would even read the safety manual for fun??? however if you needed him for anything, or if you wanted to watch a movie heād be down you just need to ask, otherwise heās gonna be in his own zone. (6/10 seatmate since heās insane, but points only bc heāll do anything if you ask him too)
Lee Jeno
jeno would be in your personal space, BUT ITāS NOT HIS FAULT DONāT BLAME HIM. heād take up the armrests too but thatās because his arms are so bigā¦ and you wouldnāt want him to be uncomfortable. and lowkey youāre fine with the personal space invasion thing too cause he smells good. (youāre coping) and maybe during the middle of the flight heāll put the armrest up and hold you in a big hug, just so you can feel more comfortable cause he feels bad for taking up so much room. āi hope this is comfortable enough for you, itās just a few more hours, you can take a nap on my shoulder or legs if you wantā (7/10 seatmate, he feels bad and i would feel guilty if i gave him anything under a 6)
Lee Donghyuck
haechan is an armrest hoggerā¦ and he doesnāt even need to. instead of talking to you though, heāll be on his phone the whole entire trip, watching tiktoks OUT LOUD on his phone. you honestly wanted to watch a movie with him, but you aren't even going to consider it now. and when you catch him peeking over your shoulder trying to watch whatever tv show youāre watching, you give him an annoyed look, and turn the device so you canāt see him. (-127/10 seatmate, just wait until he takes off his shoes cause then youāre both getting kicked off by the stewardess)
Na Jaemin
jaemin is the embodiment of the BEST seatmate ever. heās always checking in on you, making sure you have ample leg room, letās you use the armrests even if you donāt want to. he brought a whole bunch of snacks to for you two to share and snack on. downloaded a bunch of movies and tv shows for the ride, but if you donāt want to watch a movie, thatās fine. want to sleep? he brought a neck pillow. want to just talk? he can do that. (10/10 seatmate this is why i have high standards in men)
Zhong Chenle
chenleās company could either go one or two ways. one, he could spend the whole entire flight watching the basketball game with the third person in your row that somehow was also a golden state warriors fan? to whichā¦ fuck him cause how tf did you become a third wheel? or two, he and you spend the whole entire flight just shit talking the other passengers on the plane with each other. chenle and you would probably be whispering to each other and giggling away. (3/10 cause the first outcome is more likely. we know even if thereās no other person to watch it with, as long as thereās a game on heās watching.)
Park Jisung
jisungā¦ itās a little too quietā¦ and a little too tense. the mood is almost way too awkward? ājisungā¦ you can talk to me you know?ā you turn towards him, and his cheeks flush with embarrassment. āoh i wasnāt sure if youā¦ wanted to talk orā¦ maybe you were gonna sleep-ā you shush him with your finger, and lay your head upon his shoulder. His whole body begins to relax and he no longer feels cooped up in the seat like he was at first, āWhatever we do, letās do it together alright?ā (8/10 seatmate, very awkward, originally itās way too close for his comfort but he gets into it and will do anything you want <3)

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The Tarot of VMINKOOK
Their dynamic as I see it, and the absolute validation that Jimin and JK are together.

I really enjoyed the 3rd episode of Are You Sure, partly because I love the VMin dynamic, and partly becuse I was relieved to see that JK and Tae got along.
I also enjoyed watching just the three of them together without the rest of the members because I could really focus on the way they interacted.
This post is entirely my own opinion, and based on my observations. Feel free to politely disagree.
What we had was:
The Siblings - JK & KTH
The Cousins - JM & KTH
The Lovers - JM &JK
The Siblings
JK and Tae have peak adolescent sibling energy Pre-adolescent maybe....
It's typical of the petty rivalry of siblings close in age where the younger is the dominant personality and the older is slightly mistified by the audacity of their little brother.
Tae's eye-roll here š¤£
They will argue over nothing, but they will also readily unite when they have a common goal or foe. In this episode, they ganged up on Jimin for the sake of amusing the viewers (I get that they had a mandate to be entertaining but seriously, poor Jimin š¤£.)

At least it gave JK and Tae a reason to cooperate, because we know JK wasn't thrilled about him joining them. And who can blame him... how often do the two of them get away together?
Tae and JK probably have that "I can talk shit about my brother but nobody else can" thing going on, and I am 100% sure either of them would jump to defend the other if someone outside Bangtan gave them reason to.
I'm sure JK sees Tae as a genuine brother, but that doesn't mean Tae doesn't irritate the hell out of him sometimes. We've seen Tae take liberties, and we've seen JK snipe at him.
What is clear to me, seeing the three of them together, is that competitive-natured JK has to curb his desire to compete with Tae for Jimin's attention - to steal Jimin from Tae - and we've seen him do it, so it's not unheard of. The bottom line is, JK doesn't love sharing Jimin. And that being true, having to totally relinquish Jimin must have been... challenging let's say.

Even giving him a Harley to ride wasn't enough compensation for JK's FOMO when VMin were having fun in the car without him. And that grimace he wore when he was enjoying his solo gokart ride was absolutely hilarious too.

The other thing that comes between them, based on what I've seen, is JK's impatience with Tae's quirkiness. JK does not seem to have the gentle fondness or the endless patience Jimin does with Tae, which brings me to...
The Cousins
Tae and Jimin are like those cousins. You know the ones I mean? The cousins who have that magical bond. They connect on some ultraviolet wavelength nobody else can see, and it's both delightful and annoying for everyone around them (especially for the ultra-competitive boyfriend of one of the cousins, who feels like he's the third wheel when the those two get together).

Jimin and Tae are ģ¹źµ¬ - same age friends - and this automatically puts them together - they are peers. It creates an instant friendship bond. But their connection seems like more than that, because Jimin and Tae seem to be so at ease together that neither of them has to mask, and that means they trust one another. That type of deep connection between two people can only come from unconditional acceptance.

Tae doesnt know how to use a drive-thru, and Jimin patiently helps him.
I believe that even if they grow apart, their unique connection will always remain... Because you never forget your first, right?
I'm talking about the first person who really sees you.
Maybe they're the first person you come out to and who comforts you when you're afraid of what that might mean for you. Maybe they're the person who never teases you when you miss social cues, and who will quietly explain the joke you didn't get. Whatever your situation, that person is the one who you trust with your real self. You know you're safe with them.
Both Tae and Jimin have characteristics that set them apart. I'm not in the habit of diagnosing people but Tae does make me wonder, the way he lacks social awareness and sometimes goes off on bizzare tangents, and his very individual fashion sense... not to mention his hatred of shoes. Jimin's gender and sexual identity would have been equally challenging for him, trying as he was to fit in and be a strong man.
They would both have felt like outsiders and struggled with connection and belonging, and I think their genuine support of each other is what makes their friendship so special.
I think that's what the soulmates thing is all about.
And who could possibly compete with a soulmate? Only one person...
In this social game of cards, JK holds the trump.
The Lovers
There's only one reason JK would rank higher in Jimin's books than Tae, when Tae automatically has higher standing on both a personal level with Jimin, and a broader social level.
Jimin and Tae are ģ¹źµ¬ - they have a bond unique to people born in their year. That bond means younger or older friends are always going to be more distant, because even with close friendships across age groups, honorifics will still apply. Only with chingus can the honorifics completely fall away.
In addition, Tae is older than JK, so automatically holds a higher social standing. Even though Tae and JK are friends, JK should still defer to him, especially where his chingu is concerned. But JK does not.
This can only mean one thing:
Jimin and JK are in a relationship.
JK's status as Jimin's partner outweighs any other relationships Jimin has. Therefore JK stands as an equal next to Jimin, and that shuffles everyone else down a notch.
That's why we see JK squeezing in next to Jimin (sometimes pushing the older members out) so he can get where he needs wants to be.
That's also why, in episode 3, JK could take the bed next to Jimin and leave Tae to sleep on the floor.

Aside from JK's position as Jimin's equal, we can clearly see that he takes care of Jimin in ways he wouldn't if they were not together. He may not defer to Jimin, but he is visibly devoted to him.


I have never had any doubt that Jimin and JK were lovers, and I never for a moment thought they broke up. It's no surprise to me that this is confirned when we see them on this trip.
But I'm still dying to see the next episode with Tae.
Bring on Thursday!!
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*Dick's girlfriend (Zatanna) asking his ex (Kori) what it's like to date Dick*
Kori: *laughing sadly* Why are you asking me?
Zatanna: Well, I could ask Barbara but she'd either punch me or roast me like a marshmallow mean. And I'm not in the mood to be verbally degraded aside from bed. Actually, sorry for asking, never mind-
Kori: Oh, yes... Well, itās fantastic. Heās funny, charming, cute, smart, thoughtful, caring, daring, sexy, and, oh - gorgeous. Basically, perfect. But...
Zatanna: But what?
Kori: Well, it always feels like youāre kind of the mistress.
Zatanna: WHAT?!
Kori: Itās not like that... well, sort of... itās just...
Zatanna: *getting angry* But what?!
Kori: Dating him is like being in a threesome relationship.
Zatanna: What are you talking about? Whoās the third? Who is he seeing on the side?
Kori: *sighing* Well, the tricky part is, heās not seeing anyone else in a romantic sense... but... you end up feeling like the third wheel to the main... wife, I guess...
Zatanna: Who!!! Kori-
Kori: Bruce.
Zatanna: *staring blankly* Bruce Wayne?!
Kori: *Shrugging, annoyed* It's not Dickās fault, but Bruce always shows up. When you think youāre finally going on a date, then Bruce calls. Always calling Dick, always assigning him stuff to do, they have arguments about Bruce always watching Dick, heās always giving him his kids to take care ofāhe's always there! Which is fine, but then we-you and Dick-will end up fighting over his duties to Bruce.
Zatanna: Oh my god. So basically, Iām dating a guy whoās got a 24/7 hotline to Bruce Wayneās tantrums. Okay... okay. I... I can deal with that. Itās just his dad. Thatās it, right?
Kori: Yes, but after Bruce... itās the other Titans.
Zatanna: Thatās... just his friends, right?
Kori: Then the Justice League.
Zatanna: Butā
Kori: Then the JSA, then the Outsiders, then his ākidsā, then his enemies, then his family, and thenā
Zatanna: Wait, who else? Who else is left!
Kori: *rubbing her forehead at the memories* Oh, donāt forget the Gotham PD. They call him all the time. "Hey, Nighting, Batman's going crazy. Come help." As well as the Bludhaven PD and normal civilians. *pauses* Oh, and then thereās also Alfred, Lucius, and-
Zatanna: So, everyone needs him?
Kori: Yes. Heās some sort of unpaid therapist, personal assistant, and superhero... and somehow still finds time to be emotionally unavailable.
Zatanna: *laughing drily* So basically, Iām just here for the ride. Then... heās everyone's boyfriend? So, I'm not the only third wheel in his...his life, then?
Kori: *smiling* Yes.
Zatanna: *Smirking* Well, at least I won't be the only one getting ghosted by him.
#why is kori the ex here despite me aggressively shipping them? because they broke up for this very reason. Well- it contributed alot#still stan them together#but zatanna x dick is such a good pair too!#ship ship both#the real mystery is who doesn't need dick grayson#Zatanna: Dick shouldve put this in his dating bio#dick grayson#incorrect titans quotes#nightwing#koriand'r#starfire#zatanna#dickkory#zatanna x dick#chalant#young justice#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect young justice quotes#incorrect quotes
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