#he's like a court jester to me

[blue-jos10]

love that for the current neil, nathaniel wesninski hasn't entirely ceased to exist. he's simply been demoted to one of those tiny cartoony hovering devils whispering weird shit in his ear at times.

occasionally neil listens to him and does stuff like ordering hits on rapists and the people who know neil can tell that that was just him nathanieling a moment to get things done

[castrotophic]

sorry naka choko is actually so funny im dying... margot is like 'hey will lets have sex' and hes like '🤨 lesbian??' and shes like its fine. and then they have sex but the way theyre both so like meh about it is killing me. will is unbuttoning his shirt like 😒😒 i guess if theres nothing else to do😒

[jestroer]

The thing about Double life impdubs dynamic to me is that Impulse goes to sleep at 4am and wakes up two hours later from horns and wants to kill <3

...Caffeinated, animated, redstone innovator-

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

I heard about this and didn't really care, although I was intrigued at the original Clayface and Onomatopeia. After watching the trailer, I'll just say I haven't been this hyped for a Batman project since The Batman 2022.

[weirdmageddon]

sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though

[bruciemilf]

I think I'm gonna die soon if I don't talk abt Martha and her brothers

[pondslime]

Griffin Dunne as Jack Goodman

AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981) dir. John Landis

[unfunnystandup]

silly jester!alex edit because i love it so deeply but there’s only like .0005 seconds of footage and the quality is trash

[eyeofclown]

definitely an outfit 👍

[shizunitis]

I think half of this fandom got wife-beamed by Shen Yuan, any comments on this tumblr user Shizunitis?

i acknowledge no such events, myself. i don’t need some narrative device or convenient trope or genre convention or whatever to fall in love with shizun. i’m sure there are people out there whose affections needed some prompting or a helping had to get going, but. like. couldn’t be me.

it’s not about the wife beam. it’s not even about what i want from shizun, or in what light i see him, or what he’s done for me, or any of that. it’s the very core of him, the tangle of contradictions and avoidant, endearing paths he takes in his navigation of the world around him, how he clings to it and the people around while adamantly claiming he isn’t.

he fucks up, and he’s snarky, and he’s a bit out of pocket at times, and that’s the most endearing part of him. the acting and the self-reprobations and his own wisdom, which he always overlooks or bats away, and the fumbling and the way every one of his action betrays just how easily his mask can crumble the more he’s made to fight for what he cares for, and how at the end of the day between his own pride and the love guiding his every action, it’s always the pride that he discards first.

also, he’s got a case of rejection sensitivity that would, and does, put both binghe’s and mine to shame.

a wife beam is, in itself, a… filter? i’m not sure how to put it, but a wife beam is too… inauthentic. as the reader hitching a ride in shizun’s brain (which thinking about makes me feel faint and like i’m about to burst with joy and entirely not normal about the whole thing) it’s kind of… impossible, i wanna say, to be fooled by its effects in any meaningful way.

it’s like putting on glasses just a bit different from your own prescription (guess who’s sleep deprived and doesn’t know how to put words together again. you get no prize and you have to feel sorry for me)—the shapes are there, but the exact definition of what you see is not right. the “wife beam” is not doing justice to shizun’s true self.

shizun is shizun. shen yuan or shen yuan as shen qingqiu, whichever, it’s the core of him that matters, and the wife beam makes him seem too… ideal. too untouchable. it’s like cling film. bothersome and unhelpful outside very specific circumstances and we all know shizun doesn’t belong in the kitchen. where he belongs is for me to think about while laying on the floor at 10am on a friday.

or, put in another, more obnoxious way:

this here is a naturally occuring phenomenon; every binghe loves every shizun, and i’m not about to betray the cause or turn away from my nature.

rate this for coherence i give it a solid 6.5 right now. i did a great job, considering.

[jestroer]

SIKE! IM ILL ABOUT DESERT DUO AGAIN

------------------------ quote is by ivipl1 on tumblr

[doodlboy]

Yk realistically if the om bros were fucked up like demons should be, they wouldn't be that disturbed by bloodlust el's personality.

However, I think the terror and angst comes from the fact that they lived with him his whole life, and for the most part, he was very passive and calm and never immediately resorted to violence, so to see [what used to be] their human revel in bloodshed is.. unsettling.

[soggypotatoes]

did it y'all, I finally managed to spend hours reading again, it feels so GOOD

I went to this second hand SciFi/fantasy/horror bookstore near my parents place and spent ages talking with the guy there, he gave me lots of specific recommendations (impressive bc when he asked me what I've enjoyed in fantasy all I could think of to say was 'i like biomes....... and suffering' NO EXAGGERATION that's all I said and he was like yep cool here's 3 series that are all biomes and suffering) (oh and when I picked up a book he was like 'oh that's cozy fantasy. very popular. probably not for you, no suffering' and he was so right about that)

I did have some pretty bad overwhelm and relapsed but whatever it's chill cause afterwards I picked up my book and read for hours and I feel sooooo much better thank u ms robin hobb my beloved

[jrueships]

DOES HE HAVE ANY REDEEMING QUALITIES OR AT LEAST A SAD BACKSTORY I'M CRINE

no, LOL

[evergreen-endo]

I hope you know as soon as I saw that endo panel of him lying on his side I thought 'venus is going to eat this up'

OH MY GODDDD hi romy i was at work when i read it do you know how difficult it was to be normal about that in a public place. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (everything) (nothing) (i hate him) HE IS SO STRANGE !! like in the context of that chapter.....what a weird thing to do. why are you doing that? I need to study him. I also need to maul him. his arms? help? OUGH? like it's really embarrassing to say that he looks good when I know that he was being so incredibly silly. but he does look so good. his hair is so fucked up and his face is covered in blood. ough....bedroom eyes.... -10 hp??? stop>?gkknfkmf';d"

BUT i also know he has to be lying there trembling in pain. he has to be playing it off right. you know. he's like yeahhh this is a gotcha moment. bitch u look silly. anyway. romy ily thanks for thinking of me