#he's just so entertaining

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[cozylittleartblog]

"content creator" is a corporate word.

we are artists.

[froglover7789]

finally watching house md in order instead of whatever random episodes my friends force me to watch and. wow. the mouse bites meme is. so accurate? why is wilson just Always There. "I too am in this episode!" YES DIVA WE KNOW WHY DO YOU KEEP SHOWING UP DONT YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO????

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Michael refuses to be gaslit on “THE BITE OF 83”

[dimensionalspades]

. "Ah, I have been there! My uncle oft spoke at length about the library. You would have thought he experienced the tragedy himself." He remembered being enthralled about the idea of such a place of knowledge, and had decided even as a child that he would craft his own Alexandria. The castle library wasn't nearly as large, but it was impressive on its own. "Hard to tell! We span the breadth of the world between us all."

He made a face at the notion of throwing axes, the expression somewhat unnerved, but it settled after a moment, still listening to her. "They sound good company, then. I am sure you'll keep those experiences for life. I am envious! Most of my work revolves the culture of the dead, not the living. Both have so much to teach us, though!"

Kassandra smiled to herself hearing him speak on Egypt's history and fringe societies. Two things she has very first-hand experience with. More than most, she'd be willing to venture. "Have you ever been to Egypt yourself? I went once, years ago, stood where the Library of Alexandria once stood. There's so much history there, a beautiful place." Kassandra chuckled, "I wonder who, among the three of us, is the most well-traveled?"

The smile faltered for a moment. Oh, how her heart missed Ravensthrope and longed to return to that time. "I was with them for a little while, a year or so. I think I learned how to handle my mead better, and they taught me how to throw an axe. But I learned their prayers and their festivals. I think I took their work ethos to heart, for certain. They are a hearty people." While she had never been religious, a part of her was envious of their faith, the truth weighed on her for centuries. It could never be unlearned.

[egophiliac]

Hello ! I positively adore the running joke of Idia unknowingly finding Lilia to be the coolest guy ever whenever he doesn't know it's him, like when Silver described his father, or obviously with muscle red. I can't say what'd be funnier, Idia finding out his online best friend is actually Lilia, resident spooky hyper fairy; or them both never finding out, and it'd become even more ridiculous as time goes on. How do you think it'll play out ? You're always so on point

(Also, though it makes sense, I'm still devastated bat boy didn't get a ticket for the Halloween skeleton train : ( does anyone mentions him at some point ? Like how he'd have fit right in with all those Halloween town little freaks, and how he'd have impressed them with his spooks and scared techniques; after all he's been every Briar Valley's children worst fear on Halloween for centuries. I'm on the eng server and I didn't wanna spoil myself by watching the whole thing on youtube)

Have a nice day !

you and me both, Idia and Lilia being oblivious online BFFs (+ Idia being incredibly intimidated any time Silver brings up his jock gamer dad) is my favorite running joke/subplot. 🤝 it's SO good, to the point where I also am unsure if I actually want it to ever be resolved or not...maybe, like, as a post-canon stinger or something? everyone's standing around covered in overblot ink, and Idia and Lilia's phones go off at the same time...

(legit I do think this is part of why Idia couldn't be present for Lilia's dream, because for some reason Lilia decided he was going to just. embody his past self online. he probably quotes his own battle strategies or whatever in the middle of boss fights. Idia didn't pick up on the whole "oh how weird that we both live on a super remote island" thing, but he would spend thirty seconds listening to General Lilia describing siege warfare and be like "w-wait")

all that aside, however it does end up happening, I do see Lilia being very blasé and all "oh! cool!" about it. y'know, taking it very much in stride! and Idia...very much not.

(can't tell if tumblr is going to chew this into illegibility or not, this will be a fun surprise ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)

as for Lilia sadly missing out on Halloweentown shenanigans...he does get one little mention as part of an offhand reference to the light music club, but so far no one has brought up how this basically is just Lost In the Book of Liliatown (Sebek's been too busy yelling about not getting to be in the same group as Malleus). 😔 honestly though, it's probably for the best that he got left out, because he would just settle right in and refuse to ever leave. canon would shatter. we would miss out on all the delightful angst of episode 7 because Lilia is too busy eating poisonous shrubbery inbetween practicing his very best screams, and no one can pull him away from it.

(I can hope for a sequel next year though...)

[hinamie]

itakugi sillies fr the soul

[juniemunie]

[Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred.]

Hitting a lil' too close to home?

[girldriveroscar]

silent communication comp :,)

[bunnygirllover45]

Alien stage spoilers!!!!!!!!!

Theory: Seth is Luka 😨😨

They both got that creepy ass manipulative smile, and in ruler of my heart the lyrics say:

My world collapsing

My savior, my beautiful lady

Make me your god, I can give you everything 

Seth would literally destroy a world and create a new one for his darling, he likes being called “my savior” and he can create stuff based off of how many followers he has..

Also I DARE you look at me in the face and say this isn’t ayato and Seth!!!!!!

(This is all a joke, sorry for spamming you 😭😭)

the ruler (god) of your heart!

[bugcatcherkit]

saw that manga panel today

[corsairspade]

there are many reasons I like the "Erestor son of Caranthir" headcanon but secretly the main one is that I'm imagining all of the remaining noldo auditors sighing of relief when Caranthir dies and they don't have to try play 4d chess with multiverse time travel trying to catch this guy doing tax evasion. life is good for exilic auditors now.

and then suddenly Elrond and Elros turn up again! even better! oh who's this, Elrond? your good friend Erestor? he's helping you with your taxes? oh how swe- what is this Elrond. What is this. your paperwork for your taxes you say. not a declaration of war? because it looks like a declaration of war on the exilic auditors, Elrond.

and then all the auditors are so busy doing "extreme tax auditing™" for the first time since the second Kinslaying that they don't tell anyone they're pretty sure there's another scion of the house of Fëanor running around.

[dreamingthroughwords]

hua cheng being so clingy to xie lian is my favourite thing. like yeah that’s calamity crimson rain sought flower with his arms wrapped around his beloveds waist pouting because xie lian is pretending to be exasperated by his nonsense (he loves it actually) so he’ll cling and pepper kisses to the curve of xie lian’s neck and squeeze him until xie lian finally gives him and they spend the rest or the night together like usual ❤️

[papayatifosi]

How come that George is always at the scene of the crime. Without a fault George will be there. Someone crashes out, George comes in and swoops up the pieces. Alonso gets mad at the FIA, George appears next to him like a summoned Genie, Oscar gets his lap time deleted, George is there. Travel stories, extracurricular sport activities, doesn’t matter. George is there

[nick-nellson]

MYSTERY FILES 2.01 Circleville Letters

[drrav3nb]

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: favourite lost/lesser known ships [4/10] - Chyna & Eddie Guerrero (WWF)

I've been really wanting to know, why you did what you did, mami? Well this might embarrass you a little bit, Ed. But the truth is, I really couldn't resist your latino heat!

(cred to FullWithDivas for the videos, such high quality!)