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mouse bites™
#anybody do this yet?#house md#hate crimes md#house md game#mouse bites#gregory house#hilson#james wilson#lisa cuddy#robert chase#allison cameron#eric foreman#house md meme#he needs mouse bites to live#shoutout to whoever made the house game generator thing#this took me way too long#house#dr house#also if you notice house's clothes kinda changing colors when he holds the mouse bite serum#its because i had to recolor it myself#i couldn't get the shades of gray to be exact#oh well#i also drew the nosebleed lmao#every house episode ever#generic house episode#editing this to say#this is not an original meme at all#I just ds-ified it tbh#ive seen some people not know it but i recommend you look it up#or like iykyk i guess
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biden’s team during every commercial break
#debate#presidential debate#biden#trump#house md#fr he looks so sick#obv better than trump but oh lord
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Chase was real as fuck for that.
#he's annoyed me so bad for two seasons straight but he was totally completely right#disabled people are hot#house md#house gifs#house md gifs#robert chase#allison cameron#dani is rewatching house
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ducklings i'll be honest daddy's about to kill himself
#this seemed like the most appropriate caption#he looks so sad and wet. sopping even#house md#hatecrimes md#gregory house
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I have never in my life watched a millisecond of the hit 2010 medical drama House, but the general impression I’m getting of Dr House himself is he’s like if your transition doctor was great in getting you meds and guiding you through surgery but called you unimaginable slurs the entire time
#and he can say the slurs guys it’s ok he’s in a t for t relationship with that twink from dead poets#right?#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#transgender
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the face wilson makes when he's actually right and he comes home to house cooking Italian food and folding his fucking laundry like a 1950s housewife on lethal doses of valium
#when house is in a good mood he becomes a neurotic stay-at-home mother of zero#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#hate crimes md
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The funniest thing about House MD to me is that all the shippers are right. House and Wilson really are just Like That. I'm so used to big ships being completely noncanon or distant subtext at best. Not Hilson. They have a fake dating episode. In the episode where House mocks a gay man for being in denial, the multi-episode-long subplot is about him trying to break up Wilson's relationship because he's jealous and wants him to himself. Wilson, his best friend and person whom he lives with. This show is insane.
#house md#hilson#no spoilers plssss#i didnt want to add this bc i couldnt word it in a way that was funny and also proves my point but#its worth mentioning that at the end of that ep#house has a moment where he tells cuddy that he wants to be more than friends#and the gay guy in that episode almost married a straight woman in order to deny his gayness#hmmmmm makes you think
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we don't talk about this one enough
#it was so FUNNY oh my god#wilson's little head tilt moment like he was about to just nod and go along with it#haven't gotten to it yet but the internet tells me they're both wrong#sorry btw i was gonna gif but i couldn't get a decent recording of it#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#malpractice md#🏠#2k#3k
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I need them to do a reboot of House but I want them to just go fucking wild with it. Everyone's gay, everyone's fucking. House, Wilson, and Cuddy are in a toxic polycule, one that definitely violates work ethics, that ends when Cuddy cheats on them with Cameron. I want it to be just as homophobic, just as ableist, just as fucked up, as the original and yet have the characters all be so fucking woke. Same episodes with the same plots but modern. I want Chase to have an onlyfans.
#shitpost#house md#malpractice md#gregory house#hate crimes md#robert chase#james wilson#lisa cuddy#hilson#idk if theirs a ship name for them#but house x wilson x cuddy#allison cameron#i didn't mention foreman#but hes there#he falls in love with Chase after accidentally finding his OF#thirteen uses Tumblr#like she has a Tumblr accent#and house definitely knows what Tumblr is#and definitely notices
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finally watching house md in order instead of whatever random episodes my friends force me to watch and. wow. the mouse bites meme is. so accurate? why is wilson just Always There. "I too am in this episode!" YES DIVA WE KNOW WHY DO YOU KEEP SHOWING UP DONT YOU HAVE THINGS TO DO????
#wilson you messy gay bitch you love the drama dont you.#ugh hes so awesome#house md#james wilson#gregory house#hilson#i mean if i worked in the damn hospital i would also probably use house as entertainment i cant lie#i just wouldnt be like. a fucjing faggot about it LMAAOOOOO
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he is literally God to them.
#was watching house training and at foreman's scene it was like hmm this seems familiar#they all seek absolution from him when they kill a patient. and weirdly enough he does actually give it in his detached clumsy way#although hameron's is the best ofc 🥰#house md#allison cameron#eric foreman#robert chase
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of fucking course James Wilson is his emergency contact, and his physician
#boyfriends with benefits I see#so many things he can get out of this#hilson#hilson thoughts#house md#james wilson#gregory house
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#houseedit#house#house md#wilson#james wilson#dr wilson#by eva#*#season 8#8x10#needed to mmake this its own gifset#taub#chris taub#hes just standing#🧍🧍🧍🧍🧍
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I may have just made my life's work
#house md#malpractice md#hate crimes md#more mouse bites#he needs mouse bites to live#dr house#and im sorry if somebody already made this#i looked around a little and havent seen one but thag doesnt mean anything#Thank god tho that its november and this isnt gonna screw up my wrapped
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house's face when wilson icaruses a little too close to the gay sun always kills me. wilson says his eyes are pretty and he looks like he just witnessed 11 murders. does he ever make this face again
#uh oh. too much gay in their gay chicken#quick!!!! he needs to fuck it up asap#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#hate crimes md
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