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I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.
#i was thinking 'damn that man is going to build a tower of Babel made of chocolate some day. his hubris is out of control'#and then i got mad at myself when i realized i had gone for the tower of babel instead of Icarus when it fits much better#he's too powerful guys#amaury guichon#chocolate guy#mogologue#70k
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Oh my gosh I need a toddler mk ahhhhhhh imagine him causing trouble??? And touching stuff he shouldn't.....he isn't pass that phase lol
Ask had me big thinking on this so now you get a comic👍

















Yes, any time Mac or Wukong aren’t looking Xiaotian would run and do something he shouldn’t be doing
Wukong: We should watch a movie right now that we’re not busy. Macaque: Yeah relax a bit right now that it’s quiet Wukong:…wait…quiet…? Mac + SWK: THE BABY Xiaotian gigging in the other room
Xiaotian was and still is a handful, but he’s adorable and Mac and Wukong would not change him for the world
(Lore wise this happens after Macaque moves full time to FFM with Xiaotian so I find it funny that anytime the baby did something so Wukong, Macaque would portal over to Wukong just to show him off,,, Macaque mom mode activated)
Bonus colored drawing:

#lmk#shadowpeach#sunset!au#ttm!au#time traveling monkey au#lmk mk#lmk sun wukong#lmk macaque#sunburst duo#baby mk is adorable fr#as much as macaque acts annoyed he just loves them too much to stay mad#been gone for a bit doing gift buying whoops#I’ll be posting more lore stuff this weekend tho
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yeah...!! i always liked this bit, to me it's one of the many signs of Javert's changing feelings towards him over the novel. Every other time he's tried to force him to move, he grabbed Valjean's collars / neck, dragging him around (See the msurm/Aftershock chapter 'Authority Takes Back Its Rights')... almost like Valjean does to Javert with the martingale at the barricade! But here, post-barricade, Javert is noticeably more polite towards him, like here where he's simply touching (I've seen some translations say tapping) him politely. It goes with Javert referring to Valjean as the more respectful/distant "vous" instead of the familiar/insulting "tu" as well...

touches him on the shoulder to say 'it's time to go now'???? like an old couple getting ready to leave a party??
#they make me insane...#the flip of javert's respect#even valjean is like. what the fuc is going on.#he's gone mad.#no valjean. its just that hes in love with you. Fool#sorry if this is obvious#i just like this bit a lot#fc consternation tag
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rise leo does know whats going on with his brothers, dont you worry
previous part | all comics in this crossover (chrono) | tip jar (kofi)
#tmnt#rottmnt#tmnt crossover#rise of the tmnt#tmnt 87#tmnt 1987#rise leo#rise donnie#rise raph#87 leo#87 donnie#87 raph#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt leonardo#tmnt donatello#tmnt raphael#bulbasturtlesforever2#art#my art#lemme be honest i was working on this the day before my cat died and uhhhhhhhhhhhhh#then my dog 2 weeks later and motivation and drive drained out of me n uh yeah couldnt do art for a while!#and i can no longer tell how funny this is or isnt#but i wanted to push myself into trying to finish it cuz it was an idea i had before i got toooooo sad to think of bits!#and at the time i remember thinking aw yeah this is something#sorry if the quality since the last one has gone down i was gonna try and do more but i didnt wanna be more bad and then more mad ahhhhh#<--- ignoring that sad shit 87 raph is a the most little brother coded little shit and he knows it
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AU where Jason was dead for 2 years longer than he was in canon
Leslie: The results are back. Jason, you’re physically two years younger than you should be.
Jason: You mean…
Tim, jumping out of his chair: YES!!!
Leslie: I’m sorry, Jason. Tim is physically older than you now.
Tim: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!
Jason: This cannot be happening.
Tim, hugging him: Don’t worry, Jason. I’ll be the best big brother ever.
Jason, haunted: I’m going to ask the Joker to try again.
#batman#batfam#batfamily#dc comics#tim drake#jason todd#incorrect quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batfam quotes#incorrect jason todd#incorrect tim drake#jason todd incorrect quotes#tim drake incorrect quotes#help the post isnt loading and im trapped in the tags#why did i do so many tags#my hubris has doomed me#if you can see this pray for me#for God has foresaken me but maybe He will listen to you#i cant get out#im trapped in this madness of my own creation#i beg of you to listen to me#can my screams reach your ears when you just keep scrolling past them#if i reload this will all be gone#but if i can kill and create in an instant#who cares about the life of one little post#perhaps i will destroy it all and rebuild from scratch#i’ll create a new world#a better world#a world where my fuCKING POSTS AUTOSAVE YOU FUCKING LITTLE BITCH COUNT YOUR DAYS TUMBLR COUNT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DAYS
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Meeting with big wife !
more bcos why not
#so yaaaaaa.............#Ive gone mad MADDDD I TELL U#jhbsdsxbsd someone help me get outta here (i cant)#BXDANXDSHBJNSZMN HE ROTS MY BRAINNN#IM OUT OF WORDSSSSS#shadow milk x reader#shadow milk cookie x reader#or is it because I want more shmilk x reader stuff....hmmmmmmm maybe im just hungry.....#crk fanart
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Charles in the post race debrief probably 😭
Poor bryan caught in the crossfire

#my boy bryan is INNOCENT#also what are the chances sylvia has charles locked up in some pr prison rn#no post race video in case he goes off script i guess#he’s so mad it’s gone full circle and become kinda funny now#ferrari why are you like this fr#f1#formula 1#charles leclerc#bryan bozzi#cl16#ferrari#lestappen#last old lady can also be max celebrating w his g&t tbh
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My local library made a full size Käärijä doll.

EVERYONES GONE INSANE OVER HIM
#HES A NATIONAL TREASURE#LIVE LAUGH LOVE KÄÄRIJÄ#AND FINLAND HAS GONE MAD OVER HIM#WTF I AM LOVING THIS#Eurovision#Esc 2023#Eurovision 2023#Käärijä#Finland
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Prompt 245
Now Danny would openly admit, if only to himself, that he had a type when it came to relationships. If they were strong, if they were a threat to him, then chances were he would develop some sort of crush. It was how he had dated Sam and Valerie (And Johnny & Kitty) when he was a bit younger, and hell, Sam had technically succeeded in killing him, even if partly.
Attraction towards smart people who could kill him was honestly par for the course for a Fenton or Nightingale anyway.
And he’d also admit he enjoyed a bit of time travel, learning about times and culture long before his time, to the point that he could blend in in ancient times just as easily as the time he had been born in. That it was natural to mutter in a language lost to time.
So color him surprise when another man perks up in the bar he had paused to get a drink in, vibrant green eyes gleaming in interest and responds in turn. And not just in the language, but able to keep up when he talks about things that once existed but haven’t been rediscovered yet.
And one thing led to the other, and there might have been some assassins and some shenanigans that end with them both laughing together in an inn and then more and- Okay he has a type alright, and he’s ticking each box! How is that fair?
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Adult Danny#Ras is just as smitten and so sad whenever Danyal leaves#But Danny always returns & he’s explained he has to travel lest he go mad#Danny isn’t technically from the DC dimension but it’s his favorite & it has nothing to do with Ras#Is their relationship healthy? Definitely not but they’re morally grey immortals#Dusan asks about his mother first#Technically Danny isn’t his mother BUT he does take on parental role & as far as the kids are aware this death-being is their mom#Why look Dusan even has his hair- their logic is flawless#Talia tells Bruce her mother is gone & for YEARS he thought she meant dead#Ellie got her wanderlust from Danny & they all give off some sort of mystical fae vibes#deadly decisions#Space Core Danny#Moon Core Ellie#Sun Core Dan#Liminal Al Ghuls#Danny is Not ghost King#Technically he’s some sort of being of rebirth like some sort of cosmic phoenix#Am I saying long-haired Danny with feathers in his braid that shimmers from white to galaxy? Maybe#Batfam had no clue about Danny save for Jason#And they didn’t find out until Damian mentions Grandmother apparently visited once more#Let Jason & Damian be brothers#How many tags until tumblr deletes them I wonder
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au where merlin pulled sigan’s spirit from cedric’s body and tries to shove him back in the jewel but fails and now sigan’s soul is stuck in merlin’s body and he’s just a voice in merlin’s head urging him to kill everyone. everytime uther enters the room sigan goes “oh gods this bitch again” or “someone hasn’t killed him yet?” when theres an assassin going after arthur, sigan is just like “why are we fighting so hard to save this asshat? he dumped a bucket of water on us earlier” or when arthur says something borderline sweet and merlin is lowkey swooning, sigan is just gagging in his head. when merlin gets annoyed and is insulting arthur but cant think of something particularly scathing, sigan chimes in and the words just roll off his tongue. sigan teaches merlin more powerful magic/spells that aren’t in any of the books.
they’re the epitome of
gaius: what do you want to eat
sigan: the souls of the pendragons
merlin: soup?
sigan: NO
merlin: and bread
#like venom and eddie#merlin emrys#bbc merlin#cornelius sigan#sometimes their thoughts line up and it scares both of them#occasionally sigan will annoy merlin so much that he’ll reply verbally and everyone stares at him as if hes gone mad#fic idea#fanfiction#fanfic#hc#headcanon#head canon#a servant with two souls#teehee#merthur#arthur pendragon#uther pendragon
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"and you got no idea how much that hurts me to say"
HE STILL CARES ABOUT ROMAN BUT REFUSES TO HELP HIM 😭😭
JUST HELP THEM OUT ALREADY DAMN GIRL
#wwe#wwe raw#monday night raw#seth rollins#jey uso#jimmy uso#sami zayn#the bloodline#seth idk why you're acting like the victim here#like you're the reason Roman became the person he now#i get it if you're mad what you had to sacrifice and gone through for the past year or two#but Roman's been holding on to a grudge against you longer than you'll ever know#for YOUR betrayal on the shield#using the past against roman knowing damn well that's his trigger#you kept poking the bear girlie#again I'm just yapping in the tags#rolleigns
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#I was thinking about this post the other day and thank god I saved it#it looks like the original blog is gone now but if you're out there let me know and I'll give you credit or take it down or whatever#kastle#the punisher#karen page#frank castle#100% he's like KAREN why are you mad at me??? my girl is mad at me I hope I die#sometimes my weirdo fandom archivist tendencies work out
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Damian's panicking.
It was idiotic the moment he saw Grandfather enter Gotham he should have called Father, or Richard even Todd but instead he went on a one man sucide mission.
He knows that he has nothing to prove he didnt have to track Ra's down egaged him in a fight that he can't win.
Especially when he isn't fighting to kill even back in the league trying his hardest he never measured up, his Grandfather has been and will always be untouchable.
He's down katana lost somewhere down below it's almost fitting another Robin dangling off the top of Wayne enterprises. Pearched at his throat a Katana ready to tear through blade sharpenerd that even with only the slight pressure a drop of blood has already rolled down his neck.
He will die again at the hands of another member of his family he seems immortal until it comes to another Al Ghul.
Tears start to slide down he hears grandfathers cruel laughter at how pathetic his grandson is he closes his eyes he doesn't want to see.
A sharp gasp reaches his ears and than a pained moan.
His eyes snap open.
Ra's Al Ghul stands a blade protruding from his heart that is quickly ripped out as he drops to his knees.
Damian's forces his gaze to move from his grandfathers bleeding corpse to the figure holding the blade.
His brother stands in nothing more than his suit he can't help the relieved sob as he pulls himself further away from the edge and throws himself into Tim's waiting arms.
"How did you find me, how did you get here so fast," he forces out through the sobs that's are starting to hurt his chest.
Tim pulls away enough to force Damian's head to gaze up.
"Oh sweetheart, Dami your literally on top of my building, Nevermind that kiddo I'll always find you."
He collapses back into his brothers arms burrowing as far as he can into his chest he doesn't have the energy to do much else other than cling.
He feels Tim shift him so he's carrying Damian as the adrenaline runs out. He doesn't try to fight sleep as he dozes off feeling safer than he ever has with the brother who saved him.
His brother who must have run from whatever meeting he was in without any armor to rescue his little brother. He wasn't saved by Red Robin but by Tim Drake and for once he can't imagine how he ever wished for a different one.
#tim drake#batfamily#bamf tim drake#Imagine Tim looks out his window and sees a dangling Robin and than boy is booking it. The flash doesn't got shit on how fast Tim was#fucking running#Jason is also booking it to Wayne enterprises along with Bruce and Dick everyone is literally running for their lives to get to Damian#Bruce isn't even mad at the corpse well he is a little bit Dick looks two seconds away from ripping his throat out so he is shuting up.#Damian is soooooo getting lectured#also Tim will be chipping his ass#damian wayne#dami loves his brothers#tim drake is a menace#Dami wakes up to all his big brothers gone because they are tearing apart the entire league with their bare hands#jason todd#dick grayson#bruce wayne#batfam#bamf batfamily
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good morning i put an additional shot of delulu in my coffee today
#narureno#narumi gen#ichikawa reno#kn8#my art#vice captain reno my beloved#he's not making narumi dino nuggies for dinner if he doesn't do his paperwork#i have developed such a soft spot for reno dyeing his hair two tone to fit in with the rest of the division#this thought has only been placed in my head a few days ago and i've gone absolutely mad over it#DOESN'T HE LOOK SO CUTE#i need to go do style study today i dont know what i'm doing with art anymore ksjdhfs#but like ... vice captain reno ...#hope his friends always call him vice captain ichikawa to tease him until he makes them stop skdjfhs#because it's weird! he's just reno!#AUGH
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Fernando leaning all the way down to check what the heck they put in that car and Checo looking back and seeing him kneeling like that checking the car is so fucking funny to me for no reason 😭. I laughed about it for like 5 minutes.
#fernando alonso#“has he finally gone mad?”#<- checo probably#sergio perez#f1#formula 1#dutch gp 2024
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while I see the appeal of izuku calling kacchan katsuki I think if he does katsuki should be allowed to burst into tears immediately
#am I not kacchan anymore? what did I do wrong? do you not love kacchan anymore? I'm sorry#coming from kacchan bakugou at this point they're too far gone they can absolutely never go back#there's not the same history between deku and kacchan#and even deku - the name - wasn't really hated by Izuku anymore. katsuki chose to stop calling him that because he wanted to do better#(because Izuku deserves better. also because Izuku feels so much nicer on his tongue)#but kacchan? they both like calling him that and being called that. katsuki loves being kacchan he claims very loudly being kacchan#and of course. never complained about being called kacchan by kaminari#anyways I'm reading fanfic#not me saying you can't have izuku call kacchan katsuki in your fics and have it be a good thing!#but for me I think it'll always be kacchan#anyways. I 'need to write fic#mha#mad mha ramblings//#bkdk#bnha
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