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He's a goddamn giant 🤤

#metallica#james hetfield#72 seasons#can he stop slaying day after day?#i mean damn#he's giving dilf#papa het
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My gorgeous pretty princess at Empire State last night 😭🥰

Him saying thank you after his suit got complimented...I'm so in love with this man
#charlie cox#daredevil#daredevil born again#my beloved dilf#hes so pretty 😭#we should collectively go and give this man the compliments he deserves
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ur such a good writer im obsessed oh em gee. i wonder if you have any ideas for dilf nanami 😼😼 not even freaky ones but ugh he’d be such a good dad i am #5 nanami slut (hes not my #1 but hes UP THERE on the jjk husband tier list) anyway yeah ur amazing and super cool and virgin nanami was art
hi honey <3 immediately yes, to all of it idec. it's so funny bc nanami is like 3 or 4 in my tier too (I'm a suguru girl surprisingly) but he's so funnnnn to write ugh my love <333 tysm for being here!
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all those years ago when nanami swore he was gonna give you a baby in the heat of the moment, he truly meant it. he had a mind to infiltrate your life forever with a mini version of himself driving you crazy.
but, he thinks motherhood is beautiful on you. he held your shoulders as you gave birth, whispering how amazing and perfect you are -- that he has no choice but to love and cherish you forever because you gave him his girl.
yeah, nanami is a girl dad to the core. pink everything - glitters, bows, ruffled onesies, and princess movies.
if he didn't detest work five years ago, he surely detests it now. risking his life every day is so stupid now, but that's what funded the life he needed for his girls—for his beautiful little family that ran off of him.
nanami loves being the breadwinner. he loves coming home after a long day and seeing his girls cuddled on the couch asleep to movie credits. baby girl loves her princess movies—kento's spent a fortune to purchase movie replicas and custom-made designs to fill her room.
he approaches you two slowly, loosening his tie just a bit so its comfortable as he leans over the back of the couch, trailing a hand across your shoulder.
"hello, mama. you wanna head to bed? i can tuck her in." nanami's talking before your eyes even crack open, but you can hear it all. you two have been together long enough that he knows he can talk to you in this state. you're never really fully asleep - that's motherhood for you.
"god, you have no idea how happy i am to hear your voice."
you mumble, holding your five-year old daughter across the shoulders as she sleeps into your side. its going on year ten of marriage, now, even longer just as partners and then friends. it's safe to say you know your nanami inside out. all of his curse, all of his secrets and odd habits. his dirtiest desires, the way he showers. you have it all down to a science now. energy spent trying to love each other is mostly given to your daughter, now. in the best, sane parent way.
kento looks at her and feels delicate traces of cursed energy in her veins. but, he wouldn't tell you yet.
"yeah. go on and head to bed. i got it from here."
"i'm sorry, i couldn't make dinner, i didn't have time-
"i'll... order something, don't worry about it." nanami shakes his head, standing up straight with a grunt. he crosses over the side of the couch, rolling his head between his shoulders as he tries to come down from work.
you're both exhausted to the bone -- you with your fussy daughter and kento with both work and home; he's stronger than you tend to give him credit for because he never mentions his burden. he doesn't believe it exists anymore.
you watch as he leans next to you, sneaking a kiss from your cheek as he scoops up your sleeping daughter. she stirs a bit, but knows she's in her fathers arms. the size swallows her little frame up, and you can bet it feels safe as hell.
you sit up with him, tucking some of your daughters longer hair away from her face. she has his facial structure - slim face and wide cheeks and soft eyes. truly, his daughter. it's like you didn't even carry her for nine months.
"sweet dreams, baby." you whisper, kissing over her twitching forehead. you both were defintely starting to wake her up, so kento snatches her away.
"we won't hear the end of it." he mouths to you as he walks away, peeking at his girl every few seconds. once he turns into the doorway of her room, you take a breath and rub at your face aggressively to bring some life back.
if you could just stay awake for an hour, you could have some alone time. but, sleep was always better...
whatever. it's not like he's going anywhere...
#i didn't want to make this too long BUT I CAN--#please give me an excuse to write dilf nanami again#there's also a reason this isn't an au btw lol#he obvi just lives#.nanami <3#jjk x reader#jjk fanfic#jujutsu kaisen nanami#nanami kento#nanami x reader#kento nanami#nanami fluff
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to anyone who still isn’t on board with percy jackson as marine veterinarian, i ask you to consider something
percy wearing scrubs
#sorry for the long post#also#insert stubble beard#call him mcdreamy#because#it’s giving derek shepherd#and with his tan complexion and sarcastic troublemaker smile he looks look like a beach dude in scrubs#the bead necklace and arm tattoo probably doesn’t help#GUYS HE’S GONNA BE A DILF#AHHHH#i need to calm the fuck down#somebody put me in a corner#percy jackson#marine vet percy#pjo#heroes of olympus#percabeth#pjo headcanons#lol#greys anatomy
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Hayden Christensen x Darth Vader | 2005 - 2022 - 2024
#like poetry it rhymes etc etc#Disney stop being cowards and give hayden a Vader series#go full psychological thriller/horror he would crush#(maybe throw in a couple little what-if shorts?)#put my man to work#hayden christensen#anakin skywalker#darth vader#DILF Vader
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Izzy Stradlin, 2001
#izzy stradlin#he’s such a dilf#i wanna grind on him#i need him to slam me on the floor and step on me#izzy please give me a chance i’ll be a good girl#izzy i love you please come home the kids miss you#guns n roses#gnr#izzy gnr#izzy stradlin gnr#gunners
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like fine wine!!!
#ack ack haldane#dilf? nae. cilf#if only all his films weren't 240p so i can post [censored]. SIGH. he was leng in suits tho i guess.#the pacific#hbo war#obsessed with all hillbilly/leon pics hes fucking scrawny and feral and criminal. apart from the one hes that cute edwardian guy#didnt give him his terrible god awful colonial era mustache BUT u understand why sledge (+hilb) was going feral
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pikmin 4 is my first pikmin game and im already learning so much
#pikmin 4#pikmin#pikmin 4 spoilers#olimar pikmin#captain olimar#olimar#was shown the fact he has a sexyman fandom page thing and i was a little jarred ngl#who's out there calling this dude the size of a coin a dilf 😧#he just wants to go home and see his family and his family dog ..... give him a break whatv the fuck
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look at the size of his MIDDLE FINGER
#god damn#i need them inside me#saul hudson#slash’s snakepit#he’s such a dilf#guns n roses#gnr#music#rockstar aesthetic#1980s#idol#gunners#slash#slash and reader#slash serpentine🐍#slash guns n roses#gunsnfuckinroses#velvet revolver#slash gnr#pick me up#he could step on me and i'd thank him#use your illusion 1 and 2#lead guitarist#i love saul hudson#i want his hair#give it to me#slash x reader#dilfism#he’s so beautiful#classic rock
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Shulk going dad joke mode at the tender age of 18.... dude had a huge arsenal of them ready when Nikol was born i can tell
Reyn laughing at Shulk's pun is also so funny, Nikol didn't stand a chance, that kid was born surrounded by constant puns lmao
#reposting from my twitter cause shulkreyn gives me so much life lmao#xenoblade chronicles#xenoblade chronicles 1#i haven't played the xc3 dlc but shulk being a dad is like the funniest thing ever#wdym SHULK had a kid???? wdym SHULK IS NOW A DILF???#ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME SHULK#dad shulk is such a funny concept#really sad that his kid doesn't know he's his dad thanks to xc3 shenanigans#cause like dad shulk would be both super nurturing and also annoying af#UNCLE REYN IS ALSO THE FUNNIEST CONCEPT EVER#or dad reyn#let nikol have two dads and one mom#fiora/shulk/reyn ot3 forever idc thathe canonly marries sharla#sharla can MARRY ME INSTEAD
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This seems to be one of my biggest hear me out's, because no one I know irl supports me, but I know tumblr will have my back










HEAR ME OUT
#tom cavanagh#TOM CAVANAGH !#harrison wells#the flash#thats just where i was introduced to him#he gives thomas gibson energy#but in a gentle dad hug way#but also#he could have me#any way he wanted#full stop#hot dilf
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if feeling guilty, why cute 🥺
#JUST LOOK AT HIM 🥺🥺🥺#i wanna give him a big hug#he needs one#dilf jake sully#dilf!jake sully#jake sully#jake sully avatar#avatar jake sully#avatar jake#jake avatar#avatar the way of water#avatar: the way of water#atwow#atwow jake
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Sketch vs Final
I just thought y’all would giggle at the difference lol, also he would have a hooked nose to me. And also more piercings (self-indulgent)
#my art#Gideon Coal#ouaw#ouaw gideon#legends of avantris#loa#once upon a witchlight#I think he’s pretty and gorjus#also has a fat ass but yeah whatever who cares#bisexual earring and eyebrow split— lil yeah just for fun and for me— I do want to give him black scalera just for the fun of it but erm…#disaster bisxual dilf#that’s him#a freak
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He divorced his wife for me btw 🙈
#˚₊‧꒰ა sam໒ yaps#hayden christensen#He gives such dilf energy#He's literally my bad#Need that#PUH LEASE
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got no particular cool ideas for art rn so meanwhile pls chew on this alcohol marker dunn thanksss ✌
#trevor dunn#mr bungle#tomahawk#fantomas#art#fanart#traditional art#remember when he was a twink and not a dilf? yeah... good times. not complaining in any way tho#on a serious note i nearly cried yesterday while listening to TD + shelley burgon. god i love this duo so much#life's a mess and free jazz gives me a teeny tiny bit of peace
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