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He's a goddamn giant 🤤
#metallica#james hetfield#72 seasons#can he stop slaying day after day?#i mean damn#he's giving dilf#papa het
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to anyone who still isn’t on board with percy jackson as marine veterinarian, i ask you to consider something
percy wearing scrubs
#sorry for the long post#also#insert stubble beard#call him mcdreamy#because#it’s giving derek shepherd#and with his tan complexion and sarcastic troublemaker smile he looks look like a beach dude in scrubs#the bead necklace and arm tattoo probably doesn’t help#GUYS HE’S GONNA BE A DILF#AHHHH#i need to calm the fuck down#somebody put me in a corner#percy jackson#marine vet percy#pjo#heroes of olympus#percabeth#pjo headcanons#lol#greys anatomy
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Hayden Christensen x Darth Vader | 2005 - 2022 - 2024
#like poetry it rhymes etc etc#Disney stop being cowards and give hayden a Vader series#go full psychological thriller/horror he would crush#(maybe throw in a couple little what-if shorts?)#put my man to work#hayden christensen#anakin skywalker#darth vader#DILF Vader
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Izzy Stradlin, 2001
#izzy stradlin#he’s such a dilf#i wanna grind on him#i need him to slam me on the floor and step on me#izzy please give me a chance i’ll be a good girl#izzy i love you please come home the kids miss you#guns n roses#gnr#izzy gnr#izzy stradlin gnr#gunners
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pikmin 4 is my first pikmin game and im already learning so much
#pikmin 4#pikmin#pikmin 4 spoilers#olimar pikmin#captain olimar#olimar#was shown the fact he has a sexyman fandom page thing and i was a little jarred ngl#who's out there calling this dude the size of a coin a dilf 😧#he just wants to go home and see his family and his family dog ..... give him a break whatv the fuck
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look at the size of his MIDDLE FINGER
#god damn#i need them inside me#saul hudson#slash’s snakepit#he’s such a dilf#guns n roses#gnr#music#rockstar aesthetic#1980s#idol#gunners#slash#slash and reader#slash serpentine🐍#slash guns n roses#gunsnfuckinroses#velvet revolver#slash gnr#pick me up#he could step on me and i'd thank him#use your illusion 1 and 2#lead guitarist#i love saul hudson#i want his hair#give it to me#slash x reader#dilfism#he’s so beautiful#classic rock
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Shulk going dad joke mode at the tender age of 18.... dude had a huge arsenal of them ready when Nikol was born i can tell
Reyn laughing at Shulk's pun is also so funny, Nikol didn't stand a chance, that kid was born surrounded by constant puns lmao
#reposting from my twitter cause shulkreyn gives me so much life lmao#xenoblade chronicles#xenoblade chronicles 1#i haven't played the xc3 dlc but shulk being a dad is like the funniest thing ever#wdym SHULK had a kid???? wdym SHULK IS NOW A DILF???#ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME SHULK#dad shulk is such a funny concept#really sad that his kid doesn't know he's his dad thanks to xc3 shenanigans#cause like dad shulk would be both super nurturing and also annoying af#UNCLE REYN IS ALSO THE FUNNIEST CONCEPT EVER#or dad reyn#let nikol have two dads and one mom#fiora/shulk/reyn ot3 forever idc thathe canonly marries sharla#sharla can MARRY ME INSTEAD
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This seems to be one of my biggest hear me out's, because no one I know irl supports me, but I know tumblr will have my back
HEAR ME OUT
#tom cavanagh#TOM CAVANAGH !#harrison wells#the flash#thats just where i was introduced to him#he gives thomas gibson energy#but in a gentle dad hug way#but also#he could have me#any way he wanted#full stop#hot dilf
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if feeling guilty, why cute 🥺
#JUST LOOK AT HIM 🥺🥺🥺#i wanna give him a big hug#he needs one#dilf jake sully#dilf!jake sully#jake sully#jake sully avatar#avatar jake sully#avatar jake#jake avatar#avatar the way of water#avatar: the way of water#atwow#atwow jake
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Sketch vs Final
I just thought y’all would giggle at the difference lol, also he would have a hooked nose to me. And also more piercings (self-indulgent)
#my art#Gideon Coal#ouaw#ouaw gideon#legends of avantris#loa#once upon a witchlight#I think he’s pretty and gorjus#also has a fat ass but yeah whatever who cares#bisexual earring and eyebrow split— lil yeah just for fun and for me— I do want to give him black scalera just for the fun of it but erm…#disaster bisxual dilf#that’s him#a freak
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He divorced his wife for me btw 🙈
#˚₊‧꒰ა sam໒ yaps#hayden christensen#He gives such dilf energy#He's literally my bad#Need that#PUH LEASE
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got no particular cool ideas for art rn so meanwhile pls chew on this alcohol marker dunn thanksss ✌
#trevor dunn#mr bungle#tomahawk#fantomas#art#fanart#traditional art#remember when he was a twink and not a dilf? yeah... good times. not complaining in any way tho#on a serious note i nearly cried yesterday while listening to TD + shelley burgon. god i love this duo so much#life's a mess and free jazz gives me a teeny tiny bit of peace
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Emmrich acting like he’s already at death’s door when he’s only like 52 and perfectly healthy is so interesting to me and kind of melodramatic 💀
#I think that’s why I intially thought he was older because he was talking like he had 30 minutes left#emmrich volkarin#dragon age veilguard#I also think we only associate grey hair with very veryyyyy old age#he does give unyielding grandfather vibes though I know#but in reality he’s probably more of a dilf#mind you I can imagine having a mortality crisis is quite common amongst the middle age
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8x14 | Still Gotta Mean Something
#*some joke about the 4th of july and meat*#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S8#hello illac furrow adonis belt v lines whatever the crap you wanna call them#belly (◡‿◡✿)#still want to blow raspberries on his belly#keep me in the dad™ shirt pocket#form an orderly line to cosplay as his duty belt#wear your jeans lower richard i dare you#no really i double dog dare you#i still remember this episode man i didn't give a fuck about twd at this point and there he comes#in all his apocalypse dilf glory around the corner shirtless#it was like i got jabbed with a cattle prod#*opening to careless whisper*#that space under a dude's belly button is so sacred#did i really just type that#yeah i did but it's the truth#not just the margaritas talking
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we need to change "iwaizumi hajime (27) athletic trainer" to "iwaizumi hajime (30) athletic trainer" because this man is in his THIRTIES now
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