#he's a loser

[moutainrusing]

Sirius: I am this close to falling in love with Remus.

James: Your fingers are touching.

Sirius: I’m resisting his charms better than I could hope for really.

[recycledraccoon]

I have evolved into Scuttlespring anon, just say anything about them. I love them so much

THE ANON PANTHEON GROWS

Ok so. Gorgug likes Mary Ann because she absolutely infuriates him but also, and perhaps more importantly, because she has a type of confidence I think a younger Gorgug would have deeply envied. She's so weird, but entirely sure of herself. She likes what she likes and anyone who would have a problem with that is absolutely beneath her notice. She has friends not despite her oddities, but because she refuses to bend about them and that confidence is incredibly attractive in a person. Mary Ann Skuttle see's something she wants and she just...goes and gets it, easy peasy. Tiny little kobald strides, but when she puts her foot down with force, Gorgug thinks she could crush a mountain under with nothing so much as a blink or falter of her stride. She's certainly physically strong enough for it, and while Gorgug is undisputedly the better fighter, Mary Ann has a physical strength hidden under soft pastel pink hoodies and can, has, and will knock Gorgug on his ass. Gorgug got THRASHED at those Bloodrush field tryouts, and I'm certain he probably got his ass handed to him more than once during the year while at practice but before he quit the team. She made him so damn mad, everything that year was, and endlessly kind Gorgug got real mean to her over it. She was better than him, more casually confident, and didn't blink ONCE at his outburst. And later? When she was resurrected and freed from possession? He talks to her, acknowledges that it was just a game but he had been actually mad to be so easily knocked aside. He never really had to work at Bloodrush to be good at it, he just was, until suddenly she proved herself better.

And yet, without flinching, Mary Ann, famous for not giving a shit but listening to Gorgug say how much he had, just....asks if he has a girlfriend. Unparalleled confidence, shooting a shot he was unprepared for. Planets aligned even as his own orbit was knocked off course. And then, when he admits he doesn't even know where to get a quokki pet, something its been explicitly known to be something she really cares about? She writes down her number, letting him see that folded paper. She initiated this, and he got swept up in it, but instead of just handing over the number and allowing him to be swept up- Mary Ann Skuttle puts the number away and tells him shes gonna put it where you get quokki pets, and if he wants her number he's going to have to go get it. He's not allowed to just be swept up in the force of her, she wants him to put in effort, prove to her and himself that this isn't just a moment but a starting point. He cant be swept up by the tide, he's gotta swim. Gorgug liked Zelda, but their relationship started because they thought she was in danger and Gorgug had the best in. He stumbled into that relationship unsure and off balance, he never would have had the confidence to pursue Zelda without his friends hands on his back and their advice in his ears. Later on he gets more serious, he did love her and he put in the work to maintain that relationship, but it didn't work out and that's ok. Ever confident Mary Ann tho? She doesn't want unsure stumbling steps into this relationship. If Gorgug doesn't make the active decision to chase her, to WANT to be with her and putting deliberate effort to get there, then she doesn't want him at all. Gorgug, confused, asking where you even GET a quokki pet? And she smirks, calls him a loser, and walks away leaving him reeling and dumbfounded. Mary Ann Skuttle wants Gorgug to work for this. And who is Gorgug Thistlespring, but someone who puts in the work for things he wants? He did the seemingly impossible by creating his own subclass of Barbaficer, even if he had to take four years of schooling all at once. He puts in the work and makes the impossible possible, the greatest wizard of this age. So yeah. Yeah. Gorgug Thistlespring likes Mary Ann Skuttle because she makes him work for it.

[shrimpsuru]

would you giggle at me if I told you I made an uramichi oniisan oc,,,

I've been reading it and I couldn't help myself.... gotta make an oc for everything.... It's a pretty lazy doodle, I'll give this guy a proper drawing at some point!! he needs a name, so does his cat

[ssaraexposs]

If Dazai wasn't in love before, he definitely is now

[possibly-drunk-on-fanfiction]

The most unrealistic thing about Tom/Voldemort is that he went out and traveled and thought to himself: "yeah I'm going to back to Great Britain"

He was probably in motherfucking Venice thinking: "it doesn't rain here enough"

Fucking loser (affectionate)

[posmo-frankenstein]

Not late at all Law Bday drawing

i hate him

chiikawa law

Kid n I hate law🗣

[ask-yandere-sim]

Umeji, what do you think about Amai? She's so sweet, isn't she? 👀😊

[cretenu]

i have this hc that kuroo's pants are always an awkward length bc he's too tall. like no matter what his pants will always come 3/4 of the way down to his shins. so because of this he'll end up rolling his pants up to his knees. it looks super funny and when anyone asks him why he'll just say "they're my pantaloons" and won't elaborate.

[mochinomnoms]

Me, writing Idia's hanahaki request:

Me, writing Idia's hanahaki request, but he's pathetic:

[albaricomics]

Ohh yeah, more of them

It's always the loser with the colored hair girl, innit?

Missed my little guys, they're growing in me nonstop, idc only 7 ppl follow up w them

[moutainrusing]

hurt/comfort

533 words, @wolfstarmicrofic

Over there, in the corner. Don’t look.

Don’t, stupid.

Remus couldn’t resist.

He glanced toward the corner. There, Sirius was snogging a girl — a pretty girl — but Remus couldn’t be interested in looking at her because he was looking at Sirius. And Sirius was invested in not looking at him. His eyes were closed as he threw his whole body into the kiss, because that’s who he was. He was intense and all-consuming, irresistible and so beautiful and Remus couldn’t pull his eyes away, and he should, he really should.

He was being creepy. His heart was breaking. The heart of a creep deserved to break.

“Oi, Moony!” James grabbed his shoulder, spinning him toward the staircase. “I need a bit of quiet for a moment, ‘cause the party’s really noisy! Wanna come to the dorm with Lils and I?”

“Yeah, Remus!” Lily cheered, grabbing his other shoulder as they both steered him to the dormitory.

Remus glanced between them. “Is this kidnapping?”

Lily waved a hand. “‘Course not, you’re like our kid. Hardly kidnapping if we’re stealing our own son, right?”

James nodded, squeezing Remus’s cheeks. “I love my ickle baby Remus,” he cooed.

“Okay. What’s going on?” Remus asked, as they sat him down on his bed and squashed him in between them.

“Peace and quiet,” James sighed contentedly, resting his head on Remus’s shoulder.

Lily did the same on his other. “Remus, I really do love you.”

“Uh huh,” James nodded, bouncing against Remus’s shoulder. “Sometimes I think she loves you more than she loves me. Honestly, I don’t blame her,” James winked, awkwardly and awfully because he was rubbish at it.

Remus laughed. “I love you both too. And… thank you for taking me up here.”

Lily and James gave him dubious looks. “You have nothing to thank us for,” James insisted.

“In fact, we should be thanking you.” Lily stated, “For gracing us with your presence.”

“Moony, you’re so loveable. Anyone who doesn’t appreciate your Moony-ness is a pathetic wanker,” James declared vociferously.

“A wanker, you hear us?” Lily looked at him sternly.

“A wanker,” Remus smiled. He glanced at James, “Prongs, you do know you’re calling your best mate—”

“Shhhh,” James pressed a finger to Remus’s lips. “You’re all my best mates!” He threw his arms around the two of them, pulling them into a massive hug, and Remus relaxed into it. These were his best mates, and he loved them for it.

After a while, Sirius entered the dorm. “‘Lo, guys!” He greeted, before pausing and narrowing his eyes at them. “What are you doing?”

Lily smiled. “Convincing Remus to have a threesome with us.”

“What?!” Remus spluttered.

“It’s my greatest desire,” James dramatised, ignoring Remus’s furious head shakes. “Did I ever tell you, Remus was my first kiss?”

“No, same! He’s such a good kisser,” Lily rambled eagerly.

“I know right?!” James beamed.

Remus buried his red face in his hands. But when he lifted it slightly, he noticed Sirius looking between the chattering James and Lily with a jealous scowl. And when he looked at Remus, his expression softened, and he looked… enraptured?

Remus hid the grin blooming across his face in his hands.

[spiderpawzsys]

@waynesredcap-17 just touched my tit through my boob pocket what the fuck

[shrimpsuru]

Welcome to eltingville oc, I feel like this is my most unusual newly found interest. (Not that the media itself is particularly strange or anything, It's just not the usual thing I would find myself interested in. It came up on my fyp on tik tok randomly one day and I got hooked lmao)

I haven't started the comics yet (fake fan, I know) but I'm excited to start reading it! I've seen a few bits of it already and it seems crazy lmao. I made an oc because I really liked the art style of the pilot and wanted to try recreating it! My sketch resembled the art style way more than the final piece, and I wanna blame the pen I used for that- But it's definetly my fault lmao,, I gotta sit down and practice mimicking art styles of shows I like some time lol

This is Sam! he's a huge loser. He isn't apart of the main group. I imagine he'd only have random interactions with the club, since they frequent the same places and have similar interests. That said, I don't imagine he'd get along with the group at all lol. He's really lonely though, so he'd probably tolerate them every once in awhile for the sake of some human interaction. Him and Pete could bond over horror or something.

also ever since I watched the pilot, I cant stop doing jerry's bidi bidi bidi,, it just feels nice to say randomly lmao

[ssaraexposs]

Is this guy Sanemi and Obanai dislike?

[s1lly-astronaut]

Oliver if Felix survived

[sphinx-musings]

my favourite batman villian is riddler. Which is funny because I also absolutely Hate Him. like, i Want Him Dead, but in a /pos way. in an; (affectionate) way. In a loving way.