s1lly-astronaut
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馃嚮馃嚜 | she/he | obsessed with Felix Catton | saltburn side blog |
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s1lly-astronaut 4 days ago
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Practicing expressions and storyboarding my own fic!
I know not many people actually read the angel and the deer, but I'm so excited about it, in the 3 chapter I'm writing since Ollie's perspective, and he's pathetic and I love him, it's fun to finally write my own understanding of Oliver as a person, his insecurity, his egocentrism.
And in the four I'm trying to put in words the Felix I think it could coexist in this "happy ending" au. My understanding of him too, and he's so UHG
I made him a bit self aware and the guy felt apart/j
Basically they're talking a lot about what happened, and I have a lot of ideas
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s1lly-astronaut 4 days ago
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When will you buy a proper sketch pad? The notebook lines are interfering with your wonderful art
You think my art is wonderful? That's so kind, I put much effort on it
And for now I'm not sure, the ones I want are kinda expensive, and my other alternative is buy some notebook w blank pages
Soon soon
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s1lly-astronaut 4 days ago
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I love you and your art and im so glad you exist
Oh! I'm flattered slhdksjd, thank you, that's so kind to say
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s1lly-astronaut 4 days ago
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them<3
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s1lly-astronaut 6 days ago
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Some fem Ollie
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s1lly-astronaut 6 days ago
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s1lly-astronaut 6 days ago
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dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.
this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence
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s1lly-astronaut 9 days ago
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I'm probably the first one to do it, BUT I have special permission
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s1lly-astronaut 9 days ago
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Farleigh: Felix, what's your type?
Oliver: *stumbles over literally everything and falls to the floor*
F茅lix: that one!
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s1lly-astronaut 9 days ago
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Oliver: I don't have money to pay rent, what am I gonna do 馃ズ? *Unbutton shirt*
Felix: I think we can find an agreement *takes out shirt*
Farleigh: omfg IT'S FUCKING MONOPOLY
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s1lly-astronaut 9 days ago
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Dom/sub cattonquick dynamic where Felix buys a shock collar to train Oliver into being a good boy
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s1lly-astronaut 11 days ago
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Anyway puppy Oliver ily, he's a good boy, very obedient, very pleasant.
Make Felix happy is his goal
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s1lly-astronaut 11 days ago
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It's so funny to me that Oliver never actually regrets his lies, he regrets that he wasn't good enough at hiding it, he never apologized for lying, he apologized for not being a good liar.
He excuses himself, he doesn't understand why Felix is so mad at him
Look, I just gave you what you wanted. Like everyone else does! Everyone puts on a show for Felix. So I'm sorry if my performance wasn't good enough!
Fuck you Oliver, fuck you
UHG, I could never hate you, I will always love you, but I could never like you
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s1lly-astronaut 14 days ago
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F茅lix literally has mommy AND daddy issues, we need to talk about that more
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s1lly-astronaut 14 days ago
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Y como soy hip贸crita pronto se viene s煤per texto defendiendo a Felix
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s1lly-astronaut 14 days ago
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Yo amo y adoro a Oliver con todo mis ser, pero aveces me parece incre铆ble como la gente puede victimizar tanto a Oliver en cuanto hizo lo que hizo
Miren, Oliver es un chico solitario, lo entiendo, yo soy as铆 y es una de las formas donde m谩s conecto con el, pero el es plena y totalmente consciente de todo lo que hizo, es avaricioso, es ego铆sta, es oportunista y no dudo en usar gente en conseguir los objetivos que queria; y a parte el amaba a F茅lix, si, pero tambi茅n quer铆a lo que el ten铆a, la facilidad de encantar a la gente, el carisma, la apariencia, la riqueza. (Sin embargo, Oliver amaba a F茅lix y la mayor铆a de cosas que hizo fue para complacerle porque estaba obsesionado principalmente con F茅lix, no con sus cosas o lo que el pod铆a darle)
Oliver es el villano en saltburn no porque sea una completa mastermind y toda esa mierda, es porque el se pone el pie a si mismo y a todos los demas.
Una vez le铆 que alguien dijo que Oliver no es bueno para planear a futuro, y en parte tiene raz贸n porque Oliver es un oportunista, pero el planifico muchas cosas, sobre todo cuando estaban en Oxford, las mentiras que dijo, los momentos exactos en el bar donde F茅lix pudiera sentirse como el h茅roe del pobre chico, en saltburn, leyendo los libros de arte para hacer que sir James se interese, su peque帽o coqueteo con Elspeth y luego su plan con Venetia para hacerla comer, o cuando mato a F茅lix, cuando puso las navajas cerca de Venetia porque sab铆a que estaba vulnerable despu茅s de la muerte de su hermano. Obviamente todo le sali贸 bien m谩s por suerte que por si mismo, pero sigue ah铆.
Oliver es una mierda de persona, que se excusa para parecer m谩s inteligente y m谩s capaz de lo que realmente es. Se me hace el tipo de persona que se encierra en su miseria para no tomar responsabilidad por sus actos, o en este caso, se hace una pel铆cula mental de que enrelidad el planeo todo y que no es un perdedor que se enamoro a lo imb茅cil si no un villano total, cuando en realidad si lo piensas, la suerte estaba de su lado
Felix y su familia son v铆ctimas de el, y si, los catton son una mierda de personas, pero siguen siendo v铆ctimas de la avaricia, ego铆smo y estupidez de Oliver
Me parece absurdo como pueden excusar su comportamiento y hacerlo m谩s inocente catalogando sus acciones de simples impulsos.
Una vez escuch茅 a alguien que dijo que fueron F茅lix y su familia los que orillaron a Oliver y me qued茅 tipo: 馃
Por supuesto todos pueden tener su opini贸n, pero al final del d铆a, pero Oliver es una mierda, alguien que comi贸 m谩s de lo que pod铆a masticar y se arruin贸 a si mismo las cosas asesinando a la persona que dec铆a amar.
Es mi opini贸n al final igual, no soy nadie para decirle a nadie que hacer o decir al respecto, y no me considero buena al analizar cosas, pero me estuvo rondando la mente igual.
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s1lly-astronaut 14 days ago
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Realising that Saltburn is kinda messed up but not in the way you think. It's anti working class propaganda at its finest.
Oliver is well off, he's not supposed to be some anti-establishment underdog. His family loves him, he comes from a good upbringing, he grew up in a nice house, and he's well off enough to go to Oxford, and yet he's greedy. He wants more, so he decides to seed razor wire through a dysfunctional but 'innocent' rich family and bring it all tumbling to his feet. This is what the upper class thinks the lower classes want to do. They believe that those below them wait for any opportunity to cannibalise them from the inside out. Saltburn makes the rich unlikable, but ultimately the victims to a predatory manipulative pervert. An aside, people think Saltburn is appealing to their type of messed up freakiness when I personally think it works as either a distraction from the message or a reinforcement of it, depending on whether it feeds your guilty pleasure or shocks and horrifies you.
Ultimately I think Saltburn is just neoliberalism as a feature length film. It's about personal failings, not about systemic problems. Oliver is responsible for his actions. The Cattons are just bad eggs. Those that want to rise above their status are undeserving and must not be trusted.
Oliver is what the rich think Luigi Mangione is. Luigi doesn't fit the culture war. He's a conventionally attractive white male from an upper class family who went into higher education for computer science. He's not poor, he's not a POC, he's not queer, he's not anything the ruling class likes to be able to blame for all their problems. Notice before we knew who he was, the media described him as light-skinned, not white. They were ready to pounce. But it turns out he is (supposed to be) one of them. He had everything, and yet he still 'betrayed' his people. So now they have to portray him as greedy, selfish, ignorant, the list goes on. The bourgeoisie doesn't want to deal with the fact that even someone from their ranks can have solidarity with the lower classes and have similar struggles to them. Saltburn is a fantasy argument that rich people created to lose on purpose to make everyone scared.
Do I like Saltburn? Yeah, I think it's a beautiful movie. It's funny, it's terrifying, but it's also a gigantic pile of bullshit.
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