#he's a jack rabbit btw

[saturn7162]

New Kid

this is so ass :[ the piercing part is probably extremely unrealistic

The kid that walked through the door was beastly, easily reaching 7 foot 2, without his boots. His fur was black, deep and dark as the night itself. A sharp white patterned the fur of his muzzle, ear tips, paws, under-tail, and hair. His ears were big and torn standing tall on his head. His eyes were red, dull and empty although appearing full of uncertainty. His buck teeth were sharp and looked like they could pierce flesh almost instantly.

He wore a white shirt, splattered with red. The substance of which couldn't be placed. Over that shirt, was a black leather jacket that was studded with metal spikes over the shoulders, the sleeves torn off. On his jacket were many pins of bands, or just cool images. His pants were black ripped jeans, the black and white leg fur peeking through the tears. The pants were tucked into large black leather boots, the laces strung through small pieces of silver.

Decorating his long fingers were many silver rings, their sizes and engravings differencing one from the other. On his wrists were spiked black cuffs, the spikes stained with red... Other bracelets were only studded or had buckles. His arms were tattooed with matching red ink, as black wouldn't show up very well on his fur. Settling on the base of his throat was a spiked collar and just above that were silver chokers.

His face was littered with piercings, small silver round ones around his eye brows, lips, and the bases of his ears. His ears held most of the piercings. They housed rooks, conches, inner conches, helixes, snugs, many different lobes, daiths, ect... Some were studs, hooped, long, some were flat or designed. He even had nose piercings (shocker). A large silver one front and center, two studs on either side, and two hooped ones on either side. Even ones on his lips... A labret, Medusa, canine bites, and snake bites. He had a bridge piercing, a third eye, and crows feet.

His hair, white as snow, was done up in a mohawk. His claws were painted black, and he had a scar racing up from his chin to his left brow. His face donned a snarl and he looked around, looking at his new classmates. The instructor told him to sit by someone, he hadn't bothered to remember the kids name. When it was time to leave for lunch, he was the first one up to leave. He popped in some earbuds, grabbed his bag, slung it over his shoulder, and walked out the door. Some kids got a glance at the back of his jacket, which read:

Spades.

[couch-house]

bebe and doggy go to snowpoint and make some new friends :) (@son1c 's ocs teddy and jack)

[reallyromealone]

Title: fitness

Fandom: none applicable

Characters: werewolf - reader -

Fic type: story

Pairings: werewolf x reader

Warnings: male reader, reader insert, female character, female werewolf, wife, heterosexual relationship, buff wife, house husband reader, bunny reader

Notes:finally I get to write fem character x male reader (yes you can request that btw)

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(Name) Was always in awe at his wife, the tall muscular woman who could birthed their three beautiful children and (name) just was so stupidly in love.

And she was also in love with her sweet loving husband, a werewolf and a rabbit Okami were an interesting couple but she couldn't be happier.

"You wanna work out babe?" She asked (name) who nodded, his adorable apron around his waist, the house husband of their relationship "I wanna get jacked up! Strong like my wife!" He said excitedly as he looked up at the other, the 6'8 woman, just barely hitting her shoulder "alright babe but we're gonna be serious about this" she said to her husband, she knew him well.

"Go papa!" Their eight year old yelled as their ten year old recorded and the five year old looked a little confused but happy to be there, the werewolf woman looking at her rabbit husband who was in gym shorts, a t-shirt and sweatbands "let's do some stretches to warm up your bones baby" she said and (name) nodded, the family at a public track area as (name) didn't feel comfortable being at a gym quite yet. The woman noticed her husband's cotton tail twitching excitedly as they stretched, she liked how serious he was taking it.

Though she couldn't figure out why, her husband was a complete homebody who typically used all his energy playing those dance games with the kids.

The two exercised for an hour before the woman carried her short king husband who was drained from it all, to be fair he did not exercise much at all.

"Papa's sleepy!" The youngest giggled as she held her eldest siblings hand, the family getting into the car and everyone settled in and (name) exhausted from it all.

"How do you do that every day!" (Name) Grumbled to his wife as he plopped on the bed post shower, the woman snorting at him "practice and discipline" the bunny turning to stick his tongue out at her "so why the sudden interest in fitness, you hate exercise unless you get cookies" she teased (name) as the other looked away "I... It's stupid"

"Talk to me" she said worried for her husband and (name) looked down and fidgeted "your brother made comments about how small I am again, I'm not the strongest and you're strong and cool and he didn't see how our relationship made sense and--""my brother is an idiot" she said simply and pulled her husband into her chest "I love you the way you are, you're cute and sweet and caring" she said moving his face to kiss him "I like that you enjoy taking the more feminine roles and don't try and put those on me and still recognize that I'm your wife" he gets excited when she wears suits or pretty dresses, their wedding he kept whispering 'wife' repeatedly as he practically vibrated with joy.

"I like you just as you are, just as you like me how I am" she said lovingly and (name) smiled goofily at her "now don't listen to my idiot brother, he's single and gets no dates and you're married with three kids" she said kissing all over his face and (name) hugged her "now, let's go order dinner, you're in no position to cook after that stunt at the track"

"I ONLY TRIPPED TWICE!"

"and yet you fell like you slipped on a banana"

[golby-moon]

yoo made art for the @dadstielminibang and forced myself to attempt Furniture. somehow nothing exploded which is chill

I really had fun with this banner as far as telling a story through the fridge art and magnets (like the pie and bee magnets on thee best fridge art in the bottom right there, the cookie magnet existing to reference the first art piece, the sick Jack sketch in the top right, etc). I tried to show Jack's life with Lucifer (his dad in the fic) vs his life with Dean and Cas across the various scenes in the fridge art with hopefully just enough detail to make it obvious what's happening but still sketchy enough to make sense for a little kid

furniture is very much my weakness but an attempt was made anyway to show Jack and Emma (who's not related to Dean in this fic) having a tea party with their stuffed animals, Melly the camel (who's in every art piece lol) and a rabbit whose head is sinking into its own stomach, you know like you do. Emma's outfit is actually kinda based on what the young version of her wore in the episode while Jack's is based on the art I did for this bang last year because I thought it suited him

also I did actually fully design Dean and Cas watching Jack and Emma. okay no they're maybe watching each other instead but that's beyond the point—

oh no more furniture, this time featuring a bed and someone in said bed. fun fact but I originally made Jack too big and had to shrink him down a little. and as with the banner, the background kinda tells a story here with the pictures on the wall being Jack's two families (Lucifer/Nick, and Dean and Cas) and the blocks on the ground kinda do as well, hence why the 'n' (for Nick) is a distance away from the 'd,' 'c,' and 'j'. also also this is the first time I attempted uh making a light like that how's it look

(I kinda lowkey want Cas' bee pajama pants btw, although his flower shirt is very eye-searing and uh probably doesn't match. considering how many seasons he wore his tie backwards, I don't think he'd care about matching lol)

the fic this art is made for is called "Hand to Hold" by @ravenfuchs

(08/27/24)

[cardiganloser]

so i just saw a reply on a tmagp post that referred to bonzo as the kool-aid man and if you aren't from the uk i need to show you the actual real children's mascot we have that bonzo is actually based on:

this horrible fucker is named mr blobby and used to appear on a saturday night variety show called noel's house on bbc one. he topped the uk single's chart during christmas of 1993 with his song, which was literally just called "mr blobby" and he also has a failed theme park attraction to his name. he's horrible and i hate him. he has a child, canonically in the blobby lore, called baby blobby, who he has with his canon wife mrs blobby. mr blobby fucks. this was going to be a fun little "btw this is who bonzo is a parody of" post but now i'm on a rabbit hole. i hate this pink motherfucker. here's the article on his failed theme park and a video of him harassing jack whitehall on big fat quiz of the 90s a few years ago.

[raspberry-vinaigrette]

hello. hurricane warning i just got be damned i will be posting more about jack kennedy. here's a doodle and also a bunch of headcanons under the cut

in one rp i did dave gave jack a little rubber spider as a gift and since jack doesn't really? get gifts much at all? he treasured that dumb little thing. as of dsaf3 it's fashioned into a necklace with the string going through the abdomen. he wears it under the suit so nobody can point it out and ask him "why do you have a rubber spider necklace" and he has to explain the rabbit ex-husband thing

generally my jack kennedy follows the idea of like... okay so he initially does the evil routes believing that in some roundabout way he can save dave's soul or at least take him out before the kids can and then loop around and save the kids hence why he just doesn't really give a fuck. it's part of the plan and if there was an issue someone would stop him, right? but then henry seeps in his mind come DSaF2 and is like but don't you want everyone to feel as down and out as you? don't you feel miserable and alone? don't you want them to feel that for a moment? and with henry's influence he REALLY latches onto the idea of basically making everyone feel the same loathing he does all the time.

^ eventually when blackjack shows up at the end of DSaF2's pure evil end jack is like Uh. Hm. Okay maybe I fucked up a little bit. can we try again. and the amount of regret he has for everything + blackjack's abilities turn back time and we start back up at DSAF1 where jack does the good endings. everyone has memories of the bad end timeline still ranging from "weird and hazy" to "disturbingly clear", especially jack himself, but i don't think anyone would put together "TIME TRAVEL?" up until jack listens to that one tape talking about soul research in depth and is like. Ooooh. Hm. Okay,

ever since the timeline reset jack still has henry in his skull due to henry's influence having grown. this is to me part of the reason he gets hooked on alcohol (see: DSaF3) because it drowns out the fact he now has TWO void-ridden creatures taunting him at any given moment

speaking of which i personally believe blackjack can speak in his brain at any time and is often intermingled with his thoughts but cannot see through his eyes the way flipside!dave can with davetrap. to see the real world blackjack just manifests in reality due to its powers

btw my jack is intersex n uses he/it. the it/its was before he became a corpse but hey! way more people use that pronoun set now that he's kind of inhuman . so,

my jack is biromantic and asexual. "what about the hookers--" he will have sex he's just like apathetic and gets nothing from it and feels no particular sexual attraction. "what about foxy--" that i cannot justify away. just let me make my faves asexual please please please

AUTISTIC. HE IS SO AUTISTIC. TO ME. the main stims i've given him are pen fidgets, clenching/unclenching his hands into fists over and over, leg kicks (cue him seeing dave before he leaves his shift and jack just starts kicking his feet while he sits on the windowsill about to leave) and my big one . he idly clicks out little tunes while he's working. his main ones his brain goes to are toreador (the tune freddy plays in FNAF1 when the power goes out) and dave's theme, which i headcanon dave regularly taps out on surfaces. eventually jack just picked it up and it's part of his mental catalogue of Tunes To Be Autistic To

i've mentioned this before but it has a big special interest in fredbear's + fazbender's. i've come up with some insane random lore for him to infodump but the main things are:

fazbender's made a pink lizard animatronic who was basically a shitty fake doctor to try and jab at henry. henry proceeded to literally tear the thing apart with his bear hands as a warning. there's still a couple posters from reno with the lizard though and jack 100% has them

there was a comic run for fazbender's for some time until dave decided to start making breadbear comics, which outsold the fazbender's ones. fazbender's sent a cease and desist and then stopped selling their comics. dave considered his work done and stopped too

there are fazbender's collector coins. you can get booklets to put the coins in and keep them safe and jack has almost a full collection. he's very very proud of this

in the comics, balloon boy was the experiment child of the fruit punch and lemonade clown (which were in the bakersfield and denver locations prior to their shutdown in my lore. idk what locations they were in before that). everyone thought balloon boy was a freak for being human and he was constantly toyed with and experimented on to see what his deal was as a human animatronic. the comic this is revealed in ends with balloon boy being given a position in fazbender's as a balloon salesman and finally being properly seen as a member of the fazbender's family regardless of how scary he acts and looks. "this is insane" yes ! and ?

that's it. for now. enjoy dsaf tumblr

[stitched-mouth]

List of Every Brandon Rogers Characters Ever

I don’t know why I did this. It took 4 hours. I haven’t seen ever Brandon Rogers video (shocking, I know) so some are missing. I purposely didn’t add any parody characters (the Kardashians, Annabell, M3GAN etc), but if you notice any BRCU characters missing, please comment so I can add them.

And obviously the characters not credited are played by Brandon Rogers.

David July is credited as David Burton on this list. I’m not sure when they changed their name, as they are credited as both on Brandon’s videos.

I can’t remember who Debbie and Doyle are but I must of put them on this list for a reason

Main Characters

Sam

Bryce Tankthrust

Bobby Worst

Blame/Sebastian/ Grandpa

Elmer

Cathy

Karen

Helen Brownstein

Stuff & Sam

Donna Phitts (Paulette Jones)

Damien (Onision)

Ms Cunney (Monique Parent)

Blame the Hero

Young Donna Phitts (Alariza Nevarez)

Duke Tuggler (Anthony Padilla)

Coach Best (Jack Plotnick)

Skinny Bitch (Kornbread Jeté)

Dill Flippo (Jonathan Hinman)

Family Doctor Office

Dr Gupta

Nurse Kavi (Nandini Minocha)

Lipschtiz the Clown (Paulette Jones)

Surgeon Miller (Jude B. Lanston)

Nurse Hole (Georgina Leahy)

Patient (Adam Neylan)

Another Patient (Jonathan Hinman)

Daniel (Jess Weaver)

Daniel’s Mother (Christine Sydelko)

Mad tea party

Mad Hatter

Cheshire Cat (Bazil)

White Rabbit (Benjamin Alexander Hall)

The Jabberwocky (Natalie Hawkins)

Flower (Jordan)

No one was credited in this video and most were personal friends of Brandon’s and not content creators so are nearly impossible to find. I had to stalk Brandon’s Insta to find these people.

BTW, Bazil (who plays Cheshire Cat) is a trans man who goes by he/him. Just letting people know because people are misgendering him and I assume it’s because they don’t know his pronouns.

Theatre Class

Alex Rimmer

Mason Lucas (Salim Razawi)

Oliver Hamilton (Stephen Weighill)

Linda Starford (Janet McCarroll)

Karen Shou (Karen Fokes)

Jamie (Adam Neylan)

Marlena Lewton (Rachael Ferris)

Dean Shaft (Tony Rogers)

Trump’s Emotions

Joy

Anger (Stephen James)

Disgust, Fear and Sadness were not credited in this skit and I can’t guess with all the makeup or find them.

Fashion

Jurgen Klausvonschwitz

Damien Ditsin (Logan Bubar)

Gretchen (Paulette Jones)

Sookilah (Judyth Brooke)

Dolorio (Devyne Carr)

Cheap Skate

Luxy

Lost Boy (Adam Neylan)

Chick Flick (the first Brandon Roger’s Video I ever watched)

Ashley

Ashley’s Best Friend (Vincent Marcus)

Ashley’s Crush / Cop (Jon Cozart)

Ashley’s Mom (Christine Sykdelko)

Teacher (Jude B. Lanston)

Doctor (Jonathan Hinman)

The Real Patient/ Dick’s Owner (Skye Williams)

The Real Patient’s Wife (Adam Neylan)

5 Year Old (Paulette Jones)

Since this video is now restricted on YouTube, I did this one from memory. I can’t believe I remember all these characters and actors. Thank God I rewatched it like a billion times when I first found it.

Mad funhouse

Mr Marbles/ Arlo

Dave (Jess Weaver)

Cliff (TJ Smith)

Sacha (Elise Christian)

Jimmy (Alex Diehl)

Manjusha (Nandini Minocha)

Mr Chronis (Jude Lanston)

Nuclear family

Barbara

Frank

Daniel/ Echo Noir

Unnamed Daughter

Devontay (?) (Devyne Carr)

The Office

Dorian Ditsin

James Shaft (Stephen Rezza)

Vishalam Rangan (Natalie Hawkins)

Jimmy Rustler (Benjamin Hall)

Craig Dildon (Stephen James)

Ernie (Seth Munson)

Diesel (David Burton)

Kevin (Davis Benz)

Regina (Georgina Leahy)

British Family/ The Mingeworthys

Lord Mingeworthy

Lady Mingeworthy (Georgina Leahy)

Cockwaddle (David Burton)

James (Davis Benz)

Blood & Makeup

Blah Blah the Clown

Whoopsie Wendy (Elise Christian)

Dumb Bitch Linda (Kornbread Jeté)

Blonde Bitch (David Burton)

Percy the Pervert (Adam Neylan)

Christmas Family/ The Hendersons

Patty Henderson

Paul Henderson (Stephen James)

Shelby Henderson (Caleb Shorey)

Unnamed Daughter (Elise Christian)

Spike (Logan Bubar)

The Devil (Paulette Jones)

Uncle Frank (Gabriel Gonzalez)

Notice how often Brandon forgets to name the daughter in his skits 👀?

Silly Cat

Clifton

Lenny/ Daddy (Jon Cozart)

Dr Williams (Sky Williams)

Wild West

Lucius Cowpussy

Vivian Delonprix (Georgina Leahy)

Map Maker Milton (Logan Bubar)

Lesbians

Darlene

Kathleen (Adam Neylan)

Power (David Burton)

Rock (Georgina Leahy)

Damien (?) (Logan Bubar)

Cheaters

Trina

Delilah

Gustavo

Unnamed Husband

Sleep Paralysis Demons

Felix

Iris (Paulette Jones)

Chad (Gary Nohealii Neil)

The Laundromat

Clyde Can

Bart (Joel Haver)

Debra (Mitsy Sanderson)

Barbara Ditliminor (?) (Adam Neylan)

The North Pole (included this group for fun)

Santa Clause

Mrs Clause (Christine Sydelko)

Gingerbread Man (Jude B. Lanston)

Female Elf (Georgina Leahy)

Male Elf (David Burton)

Head Elf (Kornbread Jeté)

Jesus (Jess Weaver)

Rudolph (Paulette Jones)

Tiny Tim (Jack Plotnick)

Characters I Didn’t Know Where To Put

Suck (Dominiq Badiyo)

Swallow (David Burton)

Beatrice Brownstein (Paulette Jones)

Judey Patoody (Jude B. Lanson)

Gloria Goopty (Kornbread Jeté)

Courtney (Liam Krug)

Ryder (Kassius Marcil-Green)

Barbara Worst (Katie Johnson)

American boyfriend (Ben Furney)

Ignaolo (Gabriel Gonzalez)

Debbie (Trevor Wallace)

Doyle (Trevor Wallace)

Carol Cox

Japanese Girlfriend

Deeno

Flint Dicker

Delmar Lysol

Humanoid Simulation XL-57692/ Simian

Double Licker Leroy

Paisley

Hole Bros

Rafał Sanchez Dimelo

Noah

Bryce is my favourite

[aturnoftheearth]

top 5 Castiel quotes

dont judge me for trying to remember 5 castiel quotes okay i only watched the show once and its been awhile since i made an amv 😔

his speech about becoming a father and that being what saved him. i don’t care how unpopular or unpopular the opinion of cas and jack’s parent child dynamic is- i always loved it. i think looking at it from a clinical show-wise perspective, it balanced out the characters’ constant “okay sam is dean’s number one priority and vice-versa and cas is just there” and gave him someone to prioritize. i don’t think the show actually did a good job actually executing that, lest they take one second away from the brothers dynamic, but it was there to me nonetheless. stream my “you’ll be in my heart” amv akdjkskdkd

his “i love you i love all of you” line like yeah haha it was the first confession he was lowkey trying to cover it up but really??? if we really consider??? how every time he died before that it was either an instantaneous thing or he was feeling remorseful (“i’m sorry dean”) but this time!!! he just needs the people he considers a family to know that he loves them. oh and no one said it back btw 😀

“freedom is the length of a rope, god wants you to hang yourself with it” cheers and applause of course i had to add it etc

“at least i don’t look like a lumberjack” i love his cunt moments 🩵

LMFAOO WAIT. the line where sam and him are fighting those monsters whatever and he says “god has a BEARD!” i think so many attempts at comedy on that show are painful cw cringe but i do love that one. my silly little rabbit.

[acircusfullofdemons]

CROSSFIRE DASHBOARD SIMULATOR

Finally got around to making one of these! I choose my Crossfire Gang bc they're ... probably not the most chaotic of the bunch, but definitely the funniest imo. Also this could be 100% canon ngl. I kind of wish it was bc the discourse & drama they'd start would be hilarious.

Learn more about Crossfire here.

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

Good day everyone today I will be assigning you a pirate to kin. 

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@/riverbunny: ur jake from jake and the neverland pirates.

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:/

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@/kingwolfe you’re Connor Kenway from Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag

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is t because od m name

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@/thedevilisrich is Jack Sparrow from potc

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Thanks kiddo!

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@/run-and-hyde is foxy from fnaf

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Wait, he’s not a real pirate

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YES HE IS SHUT UP

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HE’S A FOX???

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THAT’S ALSO A PIRATE WHAT’S SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

#fuckin dumbass #also ur breaking my dni btw 🖕

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Please stop calling @/kingwolfe a dog. It’s demeaning.

🦷 kingwolfe Follow

its. true tough.

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

but he peed on the carpet????

🗝 divinityspeaks Follow

He did WHAT

🦷 kingwolfe Follow

lol yeah yor care. smells like piss. 

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hey. @/divinityspeaks why arjje the kods burning vegges.

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Uriel made them watch VeggieTales for the entire month. They’ve been like this for two hours now. 

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THAT FUCKING TOMATO MUST BUURRNNNN

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DEATH TO CARROTS!!!!

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I hate broccoli >:(

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ok but I actually need to feed my rabbits so please don’t like. burn ALL the vegetables

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but FUCK bannanas

#tastes disgusting 🤮

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I know I seem very easy to anger but tbh it takes a LOT to piss me off. I’m usually very chill guys I swear!

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bunnies aren’t even that cute

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I’m feeding you to connor

#i thought i was on your dni 🤔 #hhmmm #suspicious

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@/riverbunny @/run-and-hyde sometimes I think you guys genuinely hate me :(

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WE DO

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but wwhhyyyyy???

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

GIRL u accused me of MURDER 🙄🤚

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k but like…you did tho 😐

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no tf i didn’t that was @/kingwolfe I killed someone else

📣 cheerycherri Follow

WHAT

#HELLO??? #ON A PUBLIC PLATFORM NO LESS????? #i feel so unsafe omg

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

am I gay?

👻 paperwildflower Follow

What makes you think that?

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

because I’m a pirate and Pirates are inherently gay

🗝 divinityspeaks Follow

Who told you that?

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@/run-and-hyde

🐇 riverbunny Follow

Uriel said I broke all 10 Commandments. Yewh, even adultery. Which is weird, because I'm not even dating anyone!

#no vin doesnt count #please stop asking about him

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yes I make bad decisions that put me in a lot of danger

🗝 divinityspeaks Follow

…but?

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no that's it

#can someone pick me up #im in quinns basement #...again :( #it STINKS

🐇 riverbunny Follow

we all have our demons. I just choose to feed mine.

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

LIAR!!! NO YOU FUCKING DON'T!!!!

#IVE BEEN BEGGING FOR MCDONALDS #FOR HALF AN HOUR #HES LETTING ME STARVE >:( #SOME ANGEL HE IS #NO WONDER YOU GOT KICKED OUT DUMBASS

[ryuichirou]

Replies

Starting with the ask about a ko-fi sketch!

Anonymous asked:

Hey do I saw your drawing of Rook and Epel (loved his expression btw) and I was wondering the context behind it. Is Rook trying to hunt him or did Epel see shoot an animal and was traumatized?

It’s the latter, Anon, but the first though it kiiind of implied? The idea behind it was that Rook took Epel to the forest to teach him how to hunt, and the act of actually shooting a rabbit was a bit too much for Epel to handle.

Alright, now about the yesterday’s JackVil comic and other stuff!

hipsterteller asked:

Vil x Jack best ship

They are very nice… I’m happy to actually have a drawing of them and not just text posts lol

Anonymous asked:

Jack is such an eager puppy wanting a smooch from the queen.

Yes! And he is waiting patiently like a polite puppy he is. But his patience isn’t limitless!

Anonymous asked:

Idia just in a jacket? Might have to pull the Lilia and flip it up.

Awww, I can’t blame you, it’s like he’s asking for it lol

Anonymous asked:

Plush Idia also has a skull tattoo on his lil booty. Just throwing that out there.

….so this is what the other Anon going to see when they flip his jacket. Huh. This is his womb tattoo…but on his booty instead :”( cute

Anonymous asked:

Have you seen the art for Epels club card? He’s so fucking cute I wanna wreck him and pull on his ponytail

ABSOLUTELY YES HE IS ADORABLE but also such a little shit, so I completely agree – you should pull on his ponytail.

[8-rae-rae-8]

i had an idea from a mlp infection au 😭

fighting ring au but i’m honestly just changing everything just hear me out. wolf dog ghost who’s escaped from roba and is just wandering the wild and finds soap. jack rabbit soap. who notices how ghosts ribs poke out and the expanse of scars that spread across his back. he helps ghost as best as he can.

ghost collapsing on the ground, only sparse trees dotting the meadow he was in. the tree that he had fallen near by had a burrow nearby. and out pops a jackrabbit with a darker stripe of fur that goes down his back from where it starts at a more fluffy peak of fur on his head. the jackrabbit clearly taking notice because of the pure amount of noise the wolf dog was making, panting and whining. so he quickly goes down the burrow and pops out again with a canteen? strange that an animal had a humans possession but he doesn’t care at this point.

but well. the jackrabbit changes infront of him, lines and images already dancing infront of his eyes. the mohawked man bringing the canteen up to his mouth, which he laps at fervently. big brown eyes looking up at the man thankful all before he passes out.

(i can imagine ghost turns after because he let his guard down, and soap makes sure he’s okay before he hops off to find Price and gaz for their advice)

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Ghost has OWIES !!!

Jackrabbit soap btw ?!? Wonderful

Get this boy a bed !! /Silly

[sonicfanthenightfury5099]

Werewolf! Michael Myers NSFW Alphabet

Since you all loved my HC for Werewolf Michael, here's an NSFW alphabet for him.

Update: Had to do some edits and a bit of fixing.

A=Aftercare (What they're like after sex?):

Michael is going to lick himself next, then you next till you say you're heading into the shower after the cool down by then he'll follow you there. Michael will cuddle up with you in his arms and kiss you all over. While he calls you beautiful, caressing your arm and cheek.

B=Bodypart (what's his favorite and yours?):

This is a Werewolf you're dating here. Michael uses his Teeth and Claws to tear apart his victims when he hunts.

Your Michael myers mate your face is his favorite, looking into your eyes with his is favorite past time. Favorite place to kiss both in human and Wolf form.

C=Cum (Anything to do with cum?):

He's going to stay inside till you get every last drop. He has a breeding kink, so you're getting cream pies each time, especially when he turns into his wolf forme he's stuck until that knot has shrunken.

D=Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs?)

To Fuck you in the Deep Woods covered in Deer blood is his dirty fantasy that he wants turned into reality. The thought of seeing your naked body on top with streaks and hand/paw prints from his hands makes him feral.

E=Experience (Any at all? Do they know what their doing?):

Nope. But he learned from the teenagers who were bonking before he tore them apart after they were done.

F=Favorite Position (What's their go to?):

Missionary is his vanilla position he loves to do. You're moaning and groaning under his body as he rolls his hip into you. Doggie Style is another position he can switch when having sex, but when he gets rough on his thrusting, he starts to change into his Werewolf self as he slams his knot onto your cunt. Cowgirl, he likes the feeling of you bouncing on him. The Mating Press is where the breeding kink kicks in when he's ready to bust he'll get you into the position and thrusts so fast he'll fill your womb up with his seed.

G=Goofy (Are they more Serious in the moment, or are they humorous, ect?):

He's in between serious and goofy. His wolfy part of him just comes out while during sex but he's serious during the act.

H=Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes?)

He's got Curly Dark brown hair on top, and downstairs isn't too bad, just a bit shaggy. But in Wolf form, he's covered in dark brown fur with light fur underneath. He's totally covered down there.

I=Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect?)

His form of romance is a gift of a deer that he caught for you (It's dead, BTW). You'll probably have to do some butching on that deer for dinner. Michael, when he's out, will collect wild flowers for you. Imagine seeing him with a bouquet of flowers when he comes home from hunting. One time, he caught a rabbit, but he never killed it, but it's just injured by him. Michael will ask if you want to go for a ride but not in the car but on his back in the woods of Haddonfield in Wolf form, bring a basket for a picnic if he finds a good spot. 😉

J=Jack/Jill off (masturbation cannon)

Pumping his snake once in a while sometimes squeezing his knot in Werewolf form, but not too often, he's saving up for breeding that night.

K=Kinks (What kind of kinks they have?)

Breeding Kink, the thought of having pups with you drives him feral.

L=Location (Where do they want to do it?)

The bedroom is the best place. 👌 But still wants that deep woods sex one of these days.

M=Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going?)

Thinking about impregnating you with a little litter of Pups is one motive. Michael gets turned on by the scent of your wetness, or the scent of you on your period is another point. Michael would be killing, then eating a victim till the thought of you popped into his 8ft Wolf brain (The gif above is the type of Werewolf Michael is), and he's done he'll make his way back home for some sexy time.

N=No (Something they wouldn't do, turn-offs?)

No mentioning the time at Smith's Grove Sanatorium, he was treated poorly there when he's in his Wolf forme, Cattle prods were used on him when he's blood thirsty. If you ask him to bite you when in wolf form to infect you with his curse, he won't do it. You're perfect to him as you are beside who doesn't have a hubby that's part man part wolf.

O=Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skills, ect?)

He's a giver, eating you for what feels like forever both in human and Wolf. His tongue on your cunt is making circles on your clit too and stretching your opening.

Giving him oral isn't an issue in his human form, but when he's in between changing, it might be complicated to deepthroat his wolfish Cock especially with that knot near his balls.

69ing with his guy isn't tricky, but be careful if he starts to thrust into your mouth.

P=Pace (Are they Fast and Rough or Slow and Passionate?)

More vanilla to start slow at first before going feral later in fucking. Michael will start with a slightly rough fast round before going slow and passionate in later rounds. When he's close to bust, he'll pick up his pace in the Mating Press.

Q=Quickies (Their opinions on Quickies rather than proper sex, how often, ect?)

Loves them when he's human, but ain't happening in Wolf form.

R=Risks (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, ect ?)

Are you dating the Beast of Haddonfield, one risk is the teeth and claws he has in Wolf form. He still has that dirty fantasy of Fucking in the woods very spicy if you don't get caught fucking in the dark woods with him. Him just straight up fucking you in his homo-Lupus for is one risk he'll take cautiously don't want to rip your holes into one big one.

S=Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, How long can they last?)

Again, Werewolf, he can last long inside you. 6 to 8 rounds he'll go for, and that on occasion morning round if he's or you're needy.

T=Toys (Do they own toy? D o they use them or no?)

Finding your sex toys thinking their a chew toy till you told him what those are. "You put this in your whoha?? I thought I gave you enough pleasure?" Get him a Cock ring so you can spicy things up in the bedroom, it being under his knot.

U=Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)

That Man could be hunting till next month as his way of teasing. Another form is the classic rub his pre cum head up and down your slit till your begging gets to him.

V=Volume (How loud are they? What sounds they make?)

Again, Werewolf, he'll be growling and moaning during each round. Do get me started when he busts, he'll howl when his knot is deep in you.

W=Wild Card (Random Headcannon)

Michael definitely loves giving you kisses all over you all day and night. He could give you kisses if you came out of the shower all over you wet naked body.

Will bring home the meat for a month, Deer, moose, rabbit if it's near him he's catching it from you to butcher.

Would take a jar of peanut butter and smear it on your nake body and then lick it off. You'll be getting another jar when you go out for groceries.

When that day comes, you're ready to have his Pups he'll be over the moon, and you're not leaving that bed till he's given you enough of his cum. He's hoping for more than one baby.

X=X-ray (What's going on in those Pants?)

Human: soft, it's 3 inches. Hard it's 6 and 1/2 inches and grithy. Will hit your sweet spot.

Werewolf: hidden under the fur when soft. Hard it's a big girthy boy with a knot near his balls 9 inches. Will stretch you out completely when it's in all the way.

Y=Yearning (How high is there sex drive?)

Again, Werewolf. He's open 24/7 for sex when free.

Z=Zzzz (How quick they fall asleep afterwards?)

After that shower with you and dried off, he's going to be the big spoon to you. He'll be off to sleep later after you.

[ghosthan]

destiel supernatural lives in Maine btw their house has weather cedar shingles that they keep meaning to paint increasingly ridiculous colors btw and also there is a rosebush tall enough to be called a tree and a lilac tree on either side of the house. and there is a sense bitch forest to the east of the house, and far enough west into the pines the trees break and there is a corn field where deer and turkey and crowd and rabbits inspect the remnants of the harvest btw and dean has a snow mobile that he's Lowkey scared of decapitating himself with but Cas loves it because Fast. they Christmas shop at the LL Bean outlet. The darkening days and cold may be discouraging to some but Cas's truck has a nice plow attached, and dean winter proofed the house himself and they're well prepared with a supply of seasoned firewood and fireball whiskey (gross but Cas likes the cinnamon so they put it in their hot chocolate at night) and also they're going from apple season to maple season so as soon as they finish tapping their trees and making syrup, there will be the most exquisite cinnamon maple apple pie, and Dean's recipe is so secret he doesn't even write it down (the secret is he melts a handful of Werther's originals right into the maple sauce that glazes the apples) they get snowed in sometimes and treat it like a second honeymoon every other week it happens all winter. they take Jack ice skating, he's like Bambi on ice. CAS has impeccable balance but absolutely no intuitive skill at first, but hes dense and strong and gets good at two man hockey on the pond. dean sometimes plays too but usually he skates alone but turns out he just likes pretending to be a dancer and just kind of doing figure eights and peacefully gliding around. But he DOES devote an ice dance to Cas to an ABBA song like a bird peacocking for his mate. baby stays in the garage literally all winter. Dean smokes joints in his double layer of flannel pajamas and fur lined Crocs (winter slippers in Maine) and polishes the car at night, and Cas's truck is a goddamn monster and the snow tires make it even taller and one day as a prank/gift Dean gets the truck jacked up but Cas likes it and dean realizes they've become rednecks for real this isn't a joke anymore I'm crying.

[thatwildnya]

Do you know about the game Spiritfarer? Because it has some really cute hug animations that made me think of your centaur AU! I just think hugging some of the guys would be really cozy/comforting - like soul revitalising cuddles you know?

Btw I love your writing very very very much - it sparks joy! Keep being awesome and stay hydrated! (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

nya: hello, sorry for the late reply! both our wifi’s have been bad lately and we can’t spend much time on the internet without using data oof-

wild: neither of us have heard of the game but after looking up some gifs of the hugs i can say that hugs with the furry boys are just as comfortable and cozy as they look in the gifs.

the fluffiest boys are Silver, Lilia, Jack, Epel, and Rook. Rook (red fox) takes care of his fur so he can be close to Vil, otherwise he’d be covered in dirt and messy all the time from digging holes to hide his stuff like a fox.

Lilia has to constantly clean himself because he likes to hang out on the ceiling, where there’s a lot of dust. if he doesn’t anyone who tries to snuggle with him will get the sneezes.

Silver puts much more effort into his personal hygiene than his canon counterpart in this au. he adores mc (aka you) a lot and always wants to be at his best for them. if you’ve read the latest chapter introducing idia and ortho you can see how overprotective and in tune with mc he is.

Epel (jackalope) and Jack are always digging around the backyard and would track mud and dirt into the house often if someone wasn’t keeping an eye on them. you would think Vil is the reason they stopped but it was actually Silver. as mentioned above he’s always looking out for mc and is usually the first to reprimand the youngest for getting messy until they became teens.

hugging Silver and Rook is like cuddling a very soft and fluffy cat. they are both happy to lay on their back in their centaur forms so you can use their belly as a bed.

Jack won’t lay on his back unless he’s getting belly rubs because it’s uncomfortable for him to lay like that for long. he has no problem going full wolf and letting you cuddle into his side though.

Epel is the size of a flemish giant rabbit, he makes a good cuddle buddy when his antlers are gone for whatever reason. otherwise you’ll risk getting a cut from them, he tends to squirm in his sleep.

Lilia is the best of them all to use as a bed. his furry half is a bit warmer compared his skin half so you don’t need to use a heavy blanket, that’s what his wings are for. lay your head on his humanoid belly it’s like the cold side of a pillow. once he start singing you’ll be out for the count.

if our au gets more attention nya and i might start releasing little side stories of mc and their adventures with the boys. maybe we’ll start taking requests too.

[mayisgoingnuts]

Honestly yeah lmao

And for Angel and Husk—

So I inspired Angel by Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit in this AU—while I had no particular inspiration for Husk besides Eddie Valiant from Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Ray Charles (dude who sang Hit The Road Jack).

Angel in this au is still an inappropriate film star, pole dancer, etc etc—and he still has that sassy charm to him. He mainly acts this way as a front with other people like in the original show, but he can also be REALLYYYY threatening when pissed, and that's usually when his past as a guy from a mob family comes out. He's also more of a shitty person here? Just because he's been in Hell for a long time, so he's bound to lose any sort of kindness he might have had before. He's very rude to Charlie at first and is actually kind of passive aggresive with her sometimes, but grows from this over the show and grows to like her. And when he's not putting on a front, he's very vulnerable and miserable—just to show how much Valentino's treatment of him has effected him. He can also sing pretty well unsurprisingly—and can actually play the saxophone.. for some reason.

Due to his past as a mob family member though, he still has some pretty fucked up tendencies, and due to being sus of Sir Pentious when he first arrives, he basically pulls him to the side and attempts to torture him incase he might have some info (with Vaggie joining him until Charlie puts an end to it). Angel really sees nothing wrong with the way his family taught him during the earlier seasons and always acts like people are over-reacting when they point out this behavior of his. But once again, he slowly learns that it isn't okay over the show, and grows from it.

He's also still an alcoholic and drug addict here, because he wants some feel of escape from all the stuff Valentino makes him do, but he's so convinced that Val loves him due to Valentinos manipulation. And it's even worse because Valentino always acts like nothings wrong whenever other people are around, and even if people knew what he was like, they could basically do nothing about Val due to him being a fuckin Overlord and this being Hell. (Angel's voice is also the same in this rewritten version btw, but with a minor distortion/other voice playing in the back anytime he talks)

As for Husk—he isn't that much different here since I don't see much wrong with him in the show? But he's also very depressed due to losing his position as an Overlord, and holds some slight arrogance due to being once in that position. But he of course grows from this, and realizes maybe all of his confidence was just some stupid front he was putting on for himself so he didn't have to confront his insecurities (which were basically about him dying alone and pathetic in the real world, and he also had a kid in the real world, so he hates himself for leaving her up there). Also he's a little more frightened of Alastor here, and usually just kinda tries his best to shut the fuck up when he's around due to being afraid of what he might do with his soul.

As for Loser Baby in this AU—I think the problem with it was that the poppy beat and light-hearted lyrics made people take it kinda wrong? As an SA victim, I did get the message that it was supposed to be like "Hey, you aren't alone—I'm in the same situation too so don't worry, we're in this together. But I can see how some people would misinterpret it here. So instead of a song number, it's more of an emotional scene where Husk first explains he was an Overlord once, and then tells Angel that he belongs to Alastor now, and tells him that there's really nothing either of them can do about their situations due to their respective tormentors being overlords—but that Angel's pain is valid, and that he's not in this alone. And THEN that's when the sharks come in and the fight scene happens.

Angel's outfit is SO good tho ksjdksjf

But DAMN POOR SIR PENTIOUS D:

[masterofdemise-doodles]

I almost forgot about Whittaker!

I made him back in March, based him off a white-tailed jack rabbit I saw in my front yard during snowy season. He's so silly I love this guy.

This was the rabbit btw, I tried to redraw it (around the same time I made Whittaker btw) and it's not fully accurate since the photo I took was kind of blurry. It was actually quite large, hence why Whittaker himself is so tall.