#he's a jack rabbit btw

[saturn7162]

New Kid

this is so ass :[ the piercing part is probably extremely unrealistic

The kid that walked through the door was beastly, easily reaching 7 foot 2, without his boots. His fur was black, deep and dark as the night itself. A sharp white patterned the fur of his muzzle, ear tips, paws, under-tail, and hair. His ears were big and torn standing tall on his head. His eyes were red, dull and empty although appearing full of uncertainty. His buck teeth were sharp and looked like they could pierce flesh almost instantly.

He wore a white shirt, splattered with red. The substance of which couldn't be placed. Over that shirt, was a black leather jacket that was studded with metal spikes over the shoulders, the sleeves torn off. On his jacket were many pins of bands, or just cool images. His pants were black ripped jeans, the black and white leg fur peeking through the tears. The pants were tucked into large black leather boots, the laces strung through small pieces of silver.

Decorating his long fingers were many silver rings, their sizes and engravings differencing one from the other. On his wrists were spiked black cuffs, the spikes stained with red... Other bracelets were only studded or had buckles. His arms were tattooed with matching red ink, as black wouldn't show up very well on his fur. Settling on the base of his throat was a spiked collar and just above that were silver chokers.

His face was littered with piercings, small silver round ones around his eye brows, lips, and the bases of his ears. His ears held most of the piercings. They housed rooks, conches, inner conches, helixes, snugs, many different lobes, daiths, ect... Some were studs, hooped, long, some were flat or designed. He even had nose piercings (shocker). A large silver one front and center, two studs on either side, and two hooped ones on either side. Even ones on his lips... A labret, Medusa, canine bites, and snake bites. He had a bridge piercing, a third eye, and crows feet.

His hair, white as snow, was done up in a mohawk. His claws were painted black, and he had a scar racing up from his chin to his left brow. His face donned a snarl and he looked around, looking at his new classmates. The instructor told him to sit by someone, he hadn't bothered to remember the kids name. When it was time to leave for lunch, he was the first one up to leave. He popped in some earbuds, grabbed his bag, slung it over his shoulder, and walked out the door. Some kids got a glance at the back of his jacket, which read:

Spades.

[couch-house]

bebe and doggy go to snowpoint and make some new friends :) (@son1c 's ocs teddy and jack)

[walking-fnaf-encyclopedia]

YEAHHHHHHH

@walking-fnaf-encyclopedia I COULDNT HELP MYSELF LMAO

[reallyromealone]

Title: fitness

Fandom: none applicable

Characters: werewolf - reader -

Fic type: story

Pairings: werewolf x reader

Warnings: male reader, reader insert, female character, female werewolf, wife, heterosexual relationship, buff wife, house husband reader, bunny reader

Notes:finally I get to write fem character x male reader (yes you can request that btw)

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(Name) Was always in awe at his wife, the tall muscular woman who could birthed their three beautiful children and (name) just was so stupidly in love.

And she was also in love with her sweet loving husband, a werewolf and a rabbit Okami were an interesting couple but she couldn't be happier.

"You wanna work out babe?" She asked (name) who nodded, his adorable apron around his waist, the house husband of their relationship "I wanna get jacked up! Strong like my wife!" He said excitedly as he looked up at the other, the 6'8 woman, just barely hitting her shoulder "alright babe but we're gonna be serious about this" she said to her husband, she knew him well.

"Go papa!" Their eight year old yelled as their ten year old recorded and the five year old looked a little confused but happy to be there, the werewolf woman looking at her rabbit husband who was in gym shorts, a t-shirt and sweatbands "let's do some stretches to warm up your bones baby" she said and (name) nodded, the family at a public track area as (name) didn't feel comfortable being at a gym quite yet. The woman noticed her husband's cotton tail twitching excitedly as they stretched, she liked how serious he was taking it.

Though she couldn't figure out why, her husband was a complete homebody who typically used all his energy playing those dance games with the kids.

The two exercised for an hour before the woman carried her short king husband who was drained from it all, to be fair he did not exercise much at all.

"Papa's sleepy!" The youngest giggled as she held her eldest siblings hand, the family getting into the car and everyone settled in and (name) exhausted from it all.

"How do you do that every day!" (Name) Grumbled to his wife as he plopped on the bed post shower, the woman snorting at him "practice and discipline" the bunny turning to stick his tongue out at her "so why the sudden interest in fitness, you hate exercise unless you get cookies" she teased (name) as the other looked away "I... It's stupid"

"Talk to me" she said worried for her husband and (name) looked down and fidgeted "your brother made comments about how small I am again, I'm not the strongest and you're strong and cool and he didn't see how our relationship made sense and--""my brother is an idiot" she said simply and pulled her husband into her chest "I love you the way you are, you're cute and sweet and caring" she said moving his face to kiss him "I like that you enjoy taking the more feminine roles and don't try and put those on me and still recognize that I'm your wife" he gets excited when she wears suits or pretty dresses, their wedding he kept whispering 'wife' repeatedly as he practically vibrated with joy.

"I like you just as you are, just as you like me how I am" she said lovingly and (name) smiled goofily at her "now don't listen to my idiot brother, he's single and gets no dates and you're married with three kids" she said kissing all over his face and (name) hugged her "now, let's go order dinner, you're in no position to cook after that stunt at the track"

"I ONLY TRIPPED TWICE!"

"and yet you fell like you slipped on a banana"

[golby-moon]

yoo made art for the @dadstielminibang and forced myself to attempt Furniture. somehow nothing exploded which is chill

I really had fun with this banner as far as telling a story through the fridge art and magnets (like the pie and bee magnets on thee best fridge art in the bottom right there, the cookie magnet existing to reference the first art piece, the sick Jack sketch in the top right, etc). I tried to show Jack's life with Lucifer (his dad in the fic) vs his life with Dean and Cas across the various scenes in the fridge art with hopefully just enough detail to make it obvious what's happening but still sketchy enough to make sense for a little kid

furniture is very much my weakness but an attempt was made anyway to show Jack and Emma (who's not related to Dean in this fic) having a tea party with their stuffed animals, Melly the camel (who's in every art piece lol) and a rabbit whose head is sinking into its own stomach, you know like you do. Emma's outfit is actually kinda based on what the young version of her wore in the episode while Jack's is based on the art I did for this bang last year because I thought it suited him

also I did actually fully design Dean and Cas watching Jack and Emma. okay no they're maybe watching each other instead but that's beyond the point—

oh no more furniture, this time featuring a bed and someone in said bed. fun fact but I originally made Jack too big and had to shrink him down a little. and as with the banner, the background kinda tells a story here with the pictures on the wall being Jack's two families (Lucifer/Nick, and Dean and Cas) and the blocks on the ground kinda do as well, hence why the 'n' (for Nick) is a distance away from the 'd,' 'c,' and 'j'. also also this is the first time I attempted uh making a light like that how's it look

(I kinda lowkey want Cas' bee pajama pants btw, although his flower shirt is very eye-searing and uh probably doesn't match. considering how many seasons he wore his tie backwards, I don't think he'd care about matching lol)

the fic this art is made for is called "Hand to Hold" by @ravenfuchs

(08/27/24)

[tensbowl]

my thoughts on beastars!

i recently finished reading beastars and honestly it’s been a WHILE since a manga had me this hooked since.. given. i used to read a shitton of manga in middle school but i gradually stopped when i entered hs (stemmed from a desire to Fit In, mayhaps..!), but i still keep up with haikyuu and given news cuz those are the ones that meant the most to me. beastars always caught my attention but because i’m frankly quite a sheep, i never read it. everyone around me told me it was ‘furry manga’ and i just didn’t care enough to do my own research LOL but here i am now, emotionally bound to legoshi. so much for defeating the furry allegations :(

i loved it btw it was a solid 8/10. there was laughter. a lot of confused laughter, but laughter. my favorite characters are legoshi, louis, and sagwan, although i think i love all of them. except for kyuu idk something about that rabbit pmo.. also completely unrelated but i’m a little scared of rabbits and when haru first showed up i was PETRIFIED. the one thing i hate most about rabbits is their black eyes (oh my god they freak me out) but there she was, standing on two legs, staring at me through my ipad pro screen with no mercy. i was shaking. but whatever i love her now and i think this made me get over my fear. so.. win/win?

i don’t remember all the arc names so i made up my own! i’ll discuss the manga in their respective story arcs and then get deep with the characters.. so i present to you my personal beastars story arcs (the way EYE saw them..)

obviously.. spoiler alert for everything..!

high school arc

this is probably my favorite arc JUST BECAUSE i’m a big sucker for high school stories. right off the bat i fw the drama club HEAVY because i do stagework at my school too! but damn these animals do it so.. difficultly? why are we not preprogramming the lights? why are we hand sewing these costumes? is there any blocking on stage? why isn’t there a stage manager to stop legoshi and bill from almost killing each other? let me loose in this drama club and i’ll have it demolished and rebuilt in 2 hours tops i’d be running it like the mf army. but whatever i guess paru did not care about the accuracy of the drama club which is all right with me (it’s not). 

my first impressions of legoshi were so strange. i know he’s not the bad guy but oh my god he’s SO AWKWARD. if i was in this universe (i’ll be saying this a lot) i would for SURE be spreading rumors about the weird wolf man in my drama club that speaks in rhymes and riddles. 

i also had no big impressions of any other characters until we get to louis. i thought jack was cool, the drama club kids were cool, and haru looked creepy but i didn’t mind her. but oh my god louis. he was driving me INSANE. i swear for every panel he showed up in i was containing all my anger. i was trying so hard not to lose my shit but this deer got on my nerves SO BAD….. HE for one spoke in rhymes and riddles and i’d be lying if i told you i understand anything of what he said in the high school arc. he got his shit together in the later arcs and got less pompous but in this arc he was losing me. and i was pissed off at him. the only thing i could think about was ‘diva syndrome’. and not in a cute ‘who is THIS diva’ way, in more like a ‘i really want to watch your ego death’ way. 

when haru tried to get freaky in the gardening club shed i lowkey was not phased. i feel like in a lot of reviews i read about beastars this was the scene that was turning people off, but i remembered my 2nd grade art teacher showing us zootopia and telling us that rabbits are very sexually active and usually have a lot of kids (why did he tell us this? idk. he got fired). so i was like ‘oh that’s just haru’s instincts!’ but also i guess.. that was kinda weird of her. but after her whole speech about how sex gets rid of the small and powerless feeling she has, we get a better understanding of her actions. though i will say, this was freaky as hell of haru. 

now i hate to admit to this (as louis is one of my skrunklies now) but i was CHEERING when he sprained his ankle. i was so happy. i thought he was going to die and i was so happy. but then a new enemy approached — bill the tiger. right off the bat i didn’t trust him. but after finding out that he drank RABBIT’S BLOOD oh it was so over. i was so over him. i was cheering for legoshi when they were fighting but when they brought that shit on stage i was done. i’m a firm believer of keeping things professional at least ON STAGE but these guys had no decorum. sigh. 

but this also got me thinking — are the animal limbs/blood being sold in the back alley market kinda like… drugs? i mean, it���s also like cannibalism (but not really..) in a way.. it’s hard to find a parallel for it. but honestly i think it’d be harder not to go to the market than to indulge in those animalistic instincts after all, so i was thinking, ‘is it really fair for me to hate bill’? and the answer was no. at least for me. i mean yeah he drank rabbit’s blood and i (and legoshi) hated him for it, but doesn’t that mean we should also be hating on like 3/4ths of the civilization in beastars? and i sure don’t. and louis says later too but i was thinking, don’t carnivores NEED to eat meat to survive? it’s kinda unfair for them, too. a double edged sword!!!! i was hooked at this point and i decided i wouldn’t hold it against bill but judge his character based on his actions later. 

i rate this arc a 9/10. one point off for strange theater etiquette. 

louis’s emo phase

this is the emo phase! basically the time frame from when louis was a mafia boss (which is so crazy). let’s talk about that because i didn’t care much about the meteor festival (apart from the fact that haru and legoshi were having some chemistry and juno’s exciting appearance). first off, louis is supposed to be a crazy big heir to a ceo’s throne.. are you telling me he has no image to protect and he can just go on and be a mafia boss to a bunch of carnivores? me personally if my son was acting like that he would never see daylight ever again. also louis was being so emo i get it he’s trying to show them that herbivores aren’t all weak and he found a place where he actually has power but oh my god this was so me in middle school. i sympathized. this was when i started liking louis because i realized that maybe i was hating earlier cuz we’re so alike. louis my son. 

it also freaked me out that legoshi was having internal conflicts about whether he likes haru in a romantic way or a predatory way, but it also only makes sense. so i was like yeah checks out! i guess these are the kind of questions you gotta have in the beastars universe. and then we explored more of the back alley market, which answered a shitton of questions i had and freaked me out a whole lot. i also will say now that haru ALSO speaks in rhymes in riddles like louis. do you think they speak in this cryptic way to each other in bed? also hi gouhin! he’s funny and kinda reminded me of my old drum teacher. 

when haru got kidnapped by the shishigumi ON SCHOOL GROUNDS (i presumed?) i was shellshocked. first off, is the mafia just allowed to roam around like that?? and there’s no protection around school? yikes!!! and legoshi’s lovestruck/extremely hungry being CHASES AFTER?? wow. legoshi and i are the same age in this arc (17) and let me tell you that if my crush got kidnapped i would stay the fuck out of that. i can’t tell if legoshi is braver or stupider than me. but i respect the grind. #forthehuzz

also when they just took out the mafia boss like that? wow. imagine being a minor and having a murder record like THAT.. jesus christ. anywho he deserved to die i love haru. i loved haru and legoshi’s interactions in the hotel after that; it was sweet but also sad cuz they’re just tryna love… but their instincts won’t let them. atp i was thinking ‘are they really MEANT to love then?’ like if their instincts are going against them. but honestly fuck your animal instincts. and maybe i misread this cuz haru is speaking in code but legoshi makes her happy and vice versa.. maybe the REAL animalistic instinct was the love we found along the way…

and a little segment on juno yayyyy! i personally love all the characters because they all feel so accurately immature in their high school ways. juno is a first year (15/16?) just craving for a cool same-species boyfriend and like.. yeah. i was thinking like that too girl. you can’t blame a girl for trying and you can’t blame a girl for loving! a lot of people seem to find juno annoying (the slander on reddit is insane) but i just think she’s a teenage girl. good for her. 

and then they also found out that riz killed tem and fought about it. riz’s backstory was kinda sad but i can’t lie to you i felt only little sympathy towards this bear. what he did was bad and he is a murderer! it seems like all these characters speak in code but this is what i got from riz’s huge monologue: even though he took strength suppressants and took on a “kind bear” persona, it didn’t stop herbivores from being scared of him. tem was the only animal that saw him in a genuinely friendly light, and that affection for tem overwhelmed riz (in a positive way but his instincts won over his logical side (sad face)) and riz ate him. he was also off his pills because taking them made him feel like more of a monster than he actually was. tbh riz was a victim of the system but that doesn’t make him any less of a killer,, but i totally get where he’s coming from. as a person who takes meds, it’s hard not to feel like some twisted thing while you’re taking them (especially if the meds are promised to ‘fix you’). and riz also created a whole twisted narrative in his own head about what happened, blurring the lines of reality and fiction.. but still he killed a dude :/ it sucks

also hold on. i went on a huge spiel about riz but i didn’t even TOUCH on the fact that legoshi went CRAZY after eating LOUIS’S LEG???? like okay damn what the FUCKK. i was laughing at first but then i saw louis’s leg all bandaged up and legoshi all crazy and my smile DROPPED. this was no joke legoshi was going primal. also makes me wonder what stopped legoshi from eating louis whole? maybe he’s just too nice for that. 

props to louis for being an amazing mafia boss. it’s the same thing as a ceo anyway but it had me kinda proud of this guy for leading an entire fleet of lions like that. also the shishigumi scared me when they were gonna kill haru but now? they’re kind of a joke. i love them though. 

overall this arc gets a 8.2/10. things were unrealistic (high schoolers nerfing a mafia boss) but also they’re all bipedal animals so what the hell. sure. mangione should spare louis. 

high school drop out arc

legoshi rightfully decides he’s had enough of this strange education system and drops out of high school! as a person who goes to boarding school though it has me wondering how he did that so easily. whatever they’re animals (what i keep telling myself). 

as a 17 year old, if i had to suddenly go fend for myself in Civilization, i would end up back on the doorsteps of cherryton sobbing. but legoshi, as i stated before, is way stronger/stupider than i am, so he did just fine. he got a shitty apartment and made friends. he also trains with gouhin to get over his predatory instincts and learn to love haru and has an acid trip involving a moth which i just filed under ‘typical shounen stuff’ in my head. it was fun but i don’t remember anything from it. also legoshi was bald in either this arc or louis’s emo arc and i liked it but EVERYONE MADE FUN OF HIM. whatever they don’t love you like i do. 

they also introduced sagwan, one of my favs! such a wise man. i love him. he’s also so kind to legoshi right off the bat which surprisingly isn’t a common feat. he also opens up the door to sea life, where they believe in a ‘life cycle’ philosophy. life isn’t too precious over there and they’re all reborn. which is cool. they talk a lot about life in this arc and it really makes you think. i might’ve shed a tear during this arc i don’t remember. at around this time though i was thinking, what happened to legoshi’s friends from high school? he doens’t have a cell phone, so does he just.. not talk to them???? i can’t lie i’d be pissed if that were me! like jack was nothing but a good friend but because legoshi is stupid and needs to Find Himself, he just kinda deserts him. but literally don’t even fret because they come back in a couple more chapters. unrelated, but jack also tries to kill himself at one point which had my jaw DROPPED. i guess yeah. dogs are engineered to be a man’s best friend (and for intelligence) which poses a lot of difficulties for them. they’re essentially genetically modified civilians. how creepy. and also his whole dynamic with being friends with his ‘ancestor’ legoshi?? wow. paru itagaki my jaw dropped a little. 

and now on to a mini that i like to call…

MINI ARC: homosexual seniors

gosha and yahya!!! i love gosha. what a kind man he is (and his story with his wife had me gasping like i was watching a soap). yahya, on the other hand, i didn’t care too much for. he was interesting, but 1) i couldn’t take him seriously because he is a horse, and 2) he’s a little fucked in the head! his carrot farm, attacking his friend’s grandson, and his strange ways of speaking all turned me off a lot. also is yahya a real herbivore if his carrots are fertilized… like that? what makes him so much better than the other animals? 

i thought gosha and yahya were good ‘two sides of the same coin’ kinda deal. also it was pissing me off how yahya was putting gosha down for choosing family. does yahya have loving parents? i’d think not from all this bitterness. also WHY was he trying to beat up legoshi like that? gosha’s better than me because i would’ve cut ties forever. 

overall i rate this arc a 6/10. not my fav! i liked it when legoshi was doing slice-of-life stuff with his new adult friends and learning more about the world, but then i was thrown off course by the homosexual horse and shounen training montages and legoshi’s crazy philosophical acid trip with the caterpillar he ate. 

melon domination

ta daaaa already the last arc. when legoshi let melon go, i was kinda pissed but i can’t blame him. legoshi spent most of his life KNOWING he was an outsider and not really knowing much about the hybrid life, and now with haru he’s almost promising to a life full of more discrimination and hate. i thought it was normal how he only wanted to connect with someone this affected by the system as his future kid/his mom will be/was, but also come on man. lock in he’s a criminal. 

also around this time i saw some arguments online that legoshi shouldn’t have a kid with haru because all hybrids will end up bad like melon. I DISAGREE HEAVILY ACTUALLY… i think melon only turned out this way because of his fucked up home life (strange predatory mother, presumed dead/deadbeat father, bullying at school) and lack of support at school or home. obviously that kind of hostile environment would raise a hostile kid. melon is not only a victim of the system but also a victim of abuse and bullying! i think that if legoshi and haru were to have a kid, that kid would be raised with love (at least in the house). and it’s not like ALL hybrids are evil — leano (legoshi’s mom) wasn’t evil, but she was ostracized by the community leading her to commit. legoshi is technically a hybrid too, but he’s not demonized because you can hardly tell he’s a hybrid. i think melon’s situation is all about his specific environmental factors.. tldr let legoshi and haru do whatever the fuck they want LMAO

legoshi communicating with the shark was SICK. people hate on the shishigumi for trying to kill louis and legoshi but like… they’re mafia! what else are they supposed to do..? lmao 

also props to melon for having a phd by the way. you could’ve been dr melon but no you wanted to pursue.. other interests, it seems..!

i’m also extremely confused about why legoshi turned white. who did that to you. he literally got whitewashed. 

the carni-herbi war was interesting to learn about (nice job jack) but the whale was SO FUNNY to me i don’t know why. and immediately cutting to yahya talking with said old-ass whale had me cracking up. the whale also had literally nothing to offer it was so underwhelming LMAO paru you lost yourself in the sauce. i respect it girl me too. 

MINI ARC: legoshi drafts himself into war

the turf war was really cool. i enjoyed this mini arc a lot it felt a lot like pokemon LMAO

the quiz was cool too! legoshi is very very knowledgeable because he makes an effort to get to know lots of different types of animals. #respect i love this guy. 

there’s a lot more that happened in this arc but honestly?! i have nothing to say about it. i thoroughly enjoyed all of it and read it with nail-biting anxiety. 8/10! two points off because of the whale thing. and kyuu oh my god that made 0 sense i’ve said this before and i’ll say it again: that whole ‘okay legoshi!’ thing could’ve been ANYONE. it could’ve been louis.  

ending

i liked the ending. i see a lot of complaints for it online but i have no qualms! i didn’t expect the world to change so suddenly (of course they’ll build another black market lol what’s a society without some crime?) and i didn’t expect for legoshi and haru to skip away into the sunset and for juno to get with louis and for everyone to make it out alive. it was realistic and the characters were lovably immature and awkward yet wise and open. i respected everyone’s vulnerability and honesty and wrongdoings. honestly this manga will squeeze right in between haikyuu and given in my heart as one of the mangas that i will never stop loving (and will love in secrecy SHH)

i still do have some lingering questions though. have they ever heard of the impossible burger? how the HELL did they evolve like this (i NEED darwin) and are there humans in this world? would it be wrong of me to say that i’m attracted to legoshi? i want to know more about that strange club yahya and legoshi went to. how did melon find time to get a phd and can i read his dissertation? why didn’t gosha just absolutely pummel melon’s dad because i totally would’ve? 

beastars, in all of its genius and strangeness, leaves us in the dark a little. but honestly i don’t mind! sometimes endings don’t have to wrap everything up nicely. though i do agree that the writing got a little messy and hard to follow towards the end, i didn’t find too many difficulties while trying to comprehend the main story. i loooved the slice of life chapters (beastrike!) and i truly think all characters are quite dimensional and there’s no true villain (you could argue melon, but i’ll argue that the real villain is… society……). 10/10 series, would totally read again. and this time, i won’t be scared of haru.

[il3x]

I mean, my thought process was that YouTube cult guys aren't particularly smart or competent either... that said, MLM (multi level marketing) victim Jack Slash is also incredibly funny.

fucked up how every cape older than like 30 has an unpowered double in earth aleph. hate thinking about it

[cardiganloser]

so i just saw a reply on a tmagp post that referred to bonzo as the kool-aid man and if you aren't from the uk i need to show you the actual real children's mascot we have that bonzo is actually based on:

this horrible fucker is named mr blobby and used to appear on a saturday night variety show called noel's house on bbc one. he topped the uk single's chart during christmas of 1993 with his song, which was literally just called "mr blobby" and he also has a failed theme park attraction to his name. he's horrible and i hate him. he has a child, canonically in the blobby lore, called baby blobby, who he has with his canon wife mrs blobby. mr blobby fucks. this was going to be a fun little "btw this is who bonzo is a parody of" post but now i'm on a rabbit hole. i hate this pink motherfucker. here's the article on his failed theme park and a video of him harassing jack whitehall on big fat quiz of the 90s a few years ago.

[aretheyqueer]

Are they gay?

disclaimer: this is a hc, not speculating on what the writers intentions were.

Best boys, consisting of Perfect Peter and his 3 friends of varying ethnicities (if you consider ginger an ethinicity)

reason: It started out as a joke because Peter revolves his life around fairies, glitter and tea parties with his favourite bunny. He's so stereotypically gay. And then all his friends come along in their bunny suits and they all sing Frere Jacque together (because that's the only song that any of them know) and go to bed at 6 pm after watching programs about hippos doing ballet.

BTW I don't accept submissions with groups, this is an exception because Jack and I are up at 2 in the morning joking about these flamboyant little rabbit boys who have already came out at 5 years old

[stitched-mouth]

List of Every Brandon Rogers Characters Ever

I don’t know why I did this. It took 4 hours. I haven’t seen ever Brandon Rogers video (shocking, I know) so some are missing. I purposely didn’t add any parody characters (the Kardashians, Annabell, M3GAN etc), but if you notice any BRCU characters missing, please comment so I can add them.

And obviously the characters not credited are played by Brandon Rogers.

David July is credited as David Burton on this list. I’m not sure when they changed their name, as they are credited as both on Brandon’s videos.

I can’t remember who Debbie and Doyle are but I must of put them on this list for a reason

Main Characters

Sam

Bryce Tankthrust

Bobby Worst

Blame/Sebastian/ Grandpa

Elmer

Cathy

Karen

Helen Brownstein

Stuff & Sam

Donna Phitts (Paulette Jones)

Damien (Onision)

Ms Cunney (Monique Parent)

Blame the Hero

Young Donna Phitts (Alariza Nevarez)

Duke Tuggler (Anthony Padilla)

Coach Best (Jack Plotnick)

Skinny Bitch (Kornbread Jeté)

Dill Flippo (Jonathan Hinman)

Family Doctor Office

Dr Gupta

Nurse Kavi (Nandini Minocha)

Lipschtiz the Clown (Paulette Jones)

Surgeon Miller (Jude B. Lanston)

Nurse Hole (Georgina Leahy)

Patient (Adam Neylan)

Another Patient (Jonathan Hinman)

Daniel (Jess Weaver)

Daniel’s Mother (Christine Sydelko)

Mad tea party

Mad Hatter

Cheshire Cat (Bazil)

White Rabbit (Benjamin Alexander Hall)

The Jabberwocky (Natalie Hawkins)

Flower (Jordan)

No one was credited in this video and most were personal friends of Brandon’s and not content creators so are nearly impossible to find. I had to stalk Brandon’s Insta to find these people.

BTW, Bazil (who plays Cheshire Cat) is a trans man who goes by he/him. Just letting people know because people are misgendering him and I assume it’s because they don’t know his pronouns.

Theatre Class

Alex Rimmer

Mason Lucas (Salim Razawi)

Oliver Hamilton (Stephen Weighill)

Linda Starford (Janet McCarroll)

Karen Shou (Karen Fokes)

Jamie (Adam Neylan)

Marlena Lewton (Rachael Ferris)

Dean Shaft (Tony Rogers)

Trump’s Emotions

Joy

Anger (Stephen James)

Disgust, Fear and Sadness were not credited in this skit and I can’t guess with all the makeup or find them.

Fashion

Jurgen Klausvonschwitz

Damien Ditsin (Logan Bubar)

Gretchen (Paulette Jones)

Sookilah (Judyth Brooke)

Dolorio (Devyne Carr)

Cheap Skate

Luxy

Lost Boy (Adam Neylan)

Chick Flick (the first Brandon Roger’s Video I ever watched)

Ashley

Ashley’s Best Friend (Vincent Marcus)

Ashley’s Crush / Cop (Jon Cozart)

Ashley’s Mom (Christine Sykdelko)

Teacher (Jude B. Lanston)

Doctor (Jonathan Hinman)

The Real Patient/ Dick’s Owner (Skye Williams)

The Real Patient’s Wife (Adam Neylan)

5 Year Old (Paulette Jones)

Since this video is now restricted on YouTube, I did this one from memory. I can’t believe I remember all these characters and actors. Thank God I rewatched it like a billion times when I first found it.

Mad funhouse

Mr Marbles/ Arlo

Dave (Jess Weaver)

Cliff (TJ Smith)

Sacha (Elise Christian)

Jimmy (Alex Diehl)

Manjusha (Nandini Minocha)

Mr Chronis (Jude Lanston)

Nuclear family

Barbara

Frank

Daniel/ Echo Noir

Unnamed Daughter

Devontay (?) (Devyne Carr)

The Office

Dorian Ditsin

James Shaft (Stephen Rezza)

Vishalam Rangan (Natalie Hawkins)

Jimmy Rustler (Benjamin Hall)

Craig Dildon (Stephen James)

Ernie (Seth Munson)

Diesel (David Burton)

Kevin (Davis Benz)

Regina (Georgina Leahy)

British Family/ The Mingeworthys

Lord Mingeworthy

Lady Mingeworthy (Georgina Leahy)

Cockwaddle (David Burton)

James (Davis Benz)

Blood & Makeup

Blah Blah the Clown

Whoopsie Wendy (Elise Christian)

Dumb Bitch Linda (Kornbread Jeté)

Blonde Bitch (David Burton)

Percy the Pervert (Adam Neylan)

Christmas Family/ The Hendersons

Patty Henderson

Paul Henderson (Stephen James)

Shelby Henderson (Caleb Shorey)

Unnamed Daughter (Elise Christian)

Spike (Logan Bubar)

The Devil (Paulette Jones)

Uncle Frank (Gabriel Gonzalez)

Notice how often Brandon forgets to name the daughter in his skits 👀?

Silly Cat

Clifton

Lenny/ Daddy (Jon Cozart)

Dr Williams (Sky Williams)

Wild West

Lucius Cowpussy

Vivian Delonprix (Georgina Leahy)

Map Maker Milton (Logan Bubar)

Lesbians

Darlene

Kathleen (Adam Neylan)

Power (David Burton)

Rock (Georgina Leahy)

Damien (?) (Logan Bubar)

Cheaters

Trina

Delilah

Gustavo

Unnamed Husband

Sleep Paralysis Demons

Felix

Iris (Paulette Jones)

Chad (Gary Nohealii Neil)

The Laundromat

Clyde Can

Bart (Joel Haver)

Debra (Mitsy Sanderson)

Barbara Ditliminor (?) (Adam Neylan)

The North Pole (included this group for fun)

Santa Clause

Mrs Clause (Christine Sydelko)

Gingerbread Man (Jude B. Lanston)

Female Elf (Georgina Leahy)

Male Elf (David Burton)

Head Elf (Kornbread Jeté)

Jesus (Jess Weaver)

Rudolph (Paulette Jones)

Tiny Tim (Jack Plotnick)

Characters I Didn’t Know Where To Put

Suck (Dominiq Badiyo)

Swallow (David Burton)

Beatrice Brownstein (Paulette Jones)

Judey Patoody (Jude B. Lanson)

Gloria Goopty (Kornbread Jeté)

Courtney (Liam Krug)

Ryder (Kassius Marcil-Green)

Barbara Worst (Katie Johnson)

American boyfriend (Ben Furney)

Ignaolo (Gabriel Gonzalez)

Debbie (Trevor Wallace)

Doyle (Trevor Wallace)

Carol Cox

Japanese Girlfriend

Deeno

Flint Dicker

Delmar Lysol

Humanoid Simulation XL-57692/ Simian

Double Licker Leroy

Paisley

Hole Bros

Rafał Sanchez Dimelo

Noah

Bryce is my favourite

[the-twst-cast-needs-therapy]

A very self indulgent compilation of my most desired cards (extremely based on aesthetics), to keep track of which ones I have already!

Pink: Already obtained

Blue: high priority

Riddle: Dorm uniform, Tropical outfit (7/8/24)

Ace: Suitor suit, Playful dress

Deuce: Starsending robes, Rabbit costume

Cater: Dorm uniform, Pop music T-shirt

Trey: this game keeps cursing me with Trey cards and I DON'T WANT THEM. HE'S A SWEETHEART, BUT PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE FOR A SECOND.

Leona: Gala couture (this card is so pretty?!), Ceremonial Robes

Jack: Gala couture

Ruggie: Ceremonial Robes

Azul: Dorm uniform, Masquerade, Halloween

Jade: Clubwear, FISH

Floyd: FISH

Kalim: Pop music T-shirt, Birthday bloom, FAIRY GALA, Playful dress

Jamil: Jersey, Masquerade(9/1/24), Applepom

Vil: Dorm uniform, Halloween, Birthday Bloom, New year's attire, Luxe couture, Playful dress

Epel: Dorm uniform(8/5/24), APPLEPOM (my absolute favourite card!), Birthday boy & bloom, Suitor suit, Rabbit costume, Club wear

Rook: Dorm uniform, Savannahclaw uniform, New year's attire

Idia: Suitor suit, Starsending robes, Applepom(9/6/24), Halloween (30/9/24)

Ortho: FAIRY GEAR!!!!!(Instant death when I get this one), Cerberus gear, stargazer gear, Rabbit gear, Playful land

Malleus: Dorm uniform, Masquerade(9/4/24)

Silver: Ceremonial robes (9/23/24), Gala couture, Rabbit costume

Sebek: Applepom(9/12/24), Armor of eternal night (just saw this card for the first time, oh my god.)

Lilia: pop music T-shirt, Dorm uniform, Generals armor, Ceremonial robes(7/27/24), Halloween, Playful dress, suitor suit

Special cards: Rollo(8/26/24), Crowley, Fellow (WE HAVEN'T SEEN ANY TEASERS YET BUT IF WE GET TREIN AND SAM CARDS!!!!! OMG OMG) (If we get a Meleanor card I will explode btw)

[aturnoftheearth]

top 5 Castiel quotes

dont judge me for trying to remember 5 castiel quotes okay i only watched the show once and its been awhile since i made an amv 😔

his speech about becoming a father and that being what saved him. i don’t care how unpopular or unpopular the opinion of cas and jack’s parent child dynamic is- i always loved it. i think looking at it from a clinical show-wise perspective, it balanced out the characters’ constant “okay sam is dean’s number one priority and vice-versa and cas is just there” and gave him someone to prioritize. i don’t think the show actually did a good job actually executing that, lest they take one second away from the brothers dynamic, but it was there to me nonetheless. stream my “you’ll be in my heart” amv akdjkskdkd

his “i love you i love all of you” line like yeah haha it was the first confession he was lowkey trying to cover it up but really??? if we really consider??? how every time he died before that it was either an instantaneous thing or he was feeling remorseful (“i’m sorry dean”) but this time!!! he just needs the people he considers a family to know that he loves them. oh and no one said it back btw 😀

“freedom is the length of a rope, god wants you to hang yourself with it” cheers and applause of course i had to add it etc

“at least i don’t look like a lumberjack” i love his cunt moments 🩵

LMFAOO WAIT. the line where sam and him are fighting those monsters whatever and he says “god has a BEARD!” i think so many attempts at comedy on that show are painful cw cringe but i do love that one. my silly little rabbit.

[acircusfullofdemons]

CROSSFIRE DASHBOARD SIMULATOR

Finally got around to making one of these! I choose my Crossfire Gang bc they're ... probably not the most chaotic of the bunch, but definitely the funniest imo. Also this could be 100% canon ngl. I kind of wish it was bc the discourse & drama they'd start would be hilarious.

Learn more about Crossfire here.

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

Good day everyone today I will be assigning you a pirate to kin. 

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

@/riverbunny: ur jake from jake and the neverland pirates.

🐇 riverbunny Follow

:/

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

@/kingwolfe you’re Connor Kenway from Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag

🦷 kingwolfe Follow

is t because od m name

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

@/thedevilisrich is Jack Sparrow from potc

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Thanks kiddo!

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@/run-and-hyde is foxy from fnaf

🐇 riverbunny Follow

Wait, he’s not a real pirate

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

YES HE IS SHUT UP

🐇 riverbunny Follow

HE’S A FOX???

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

THAT’S ALSO A PIRATE WHAT’S SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

#fuckin dumbass #also ur breaking my dni btw 🖕

🗝 divinityspeaks Follow

Please stop calling @/kingwolfe a dog. It’s demeaning.

🦷 kingwolfe Follow

its. true tough.

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

but he peed on the carpet????

🗝 divinityspeaks Follow

He did WHAT

🦷 kingwolfe Follow

lol yeah yor care. smells like piss. 

🦷 kingwolfe Follow

hey. @/divinityspeaks why arjje the kods burning vegges.

🗝 divinityspeaks Follow

Uriel made them watch VeggieTales for the entire month. They’ve been like this for two hours now. 

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

THAT FUCKING TOMATO MUST BUURRNNNN

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

DEATH TO CARROTS!!!!

👻 paperwildflower Follow

I hate broccoli >:(

🐇 riverbunny Follow

ok but I actually need to feed my rabbits so please don’t like. burn ALL the vegetables

🐇 riverbunny Follow

but FUCK bannanas

#tastes disgusting 🤮

🐇 riverbunny Follow

I know I seem very easy to anger but tbh it takes a LOT to piss me off. I’m usually very chill guys I swear!

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

bunnies aren’t even that cute

🐇 riverbunny Follow

I’m feeding you to connor

#i thought i was on your dni 🤔 #hhmmm #suspicious

📣 cheerycherri Follow

@/riverbunny @/run-and-hyde sometimes I think you guys genuinely hate me :(

🐇 riverbunny Follow

WE DO

📣 cheerycherri Follow

but wwhhyyyyy???

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

GIRL u accused me of MURDER 🙄🤚

📣 cheerycherri Follow

k but like…you did tho 😐

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

no tf i didn’t that was @/kingwolfe I killed someone else

📣 cheerycherri Follow

WHAT

#HELLO??? #ON A PUBLIC PLATFORM NO LESS????? #i feel so unsafe omg

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

am I gay?

👻 paperwildflower Follow

What makes you think that?

🏴‍☠️ davvyy-jones Follow

because I’m a pirate and Pirates are inherently gay

🗝 divinityspeaks Follow

Who told you that?

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@/run-and-hyde

🐇 riverbunny Follow

Uriel said I broke all 10 Commandments. Yewh, even adultery. Which is weird, because I'm not even dating anyone!

#no vin doesnt count #please stop asking about him

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

yes I make bad decisions that put me in a lot of danger

🗝 divinityspeaks Follow

…but?

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

no that's it

#can someone pick me up #im in quinns basement #...again :( #it STINKS

🐇 riverbunny Follow

we all have our demons. I just choose to feed mine.

🪡 run-and-hyde Follow

LIAR!!! NO YOU FUCKING DON'T!!!!

#IVE BEEN BEGGING FOR MCDONALDS #FOR HALF AN HOUR #HES LETTING ME STARVE >:( #SOME ANGEL HE IS #NO WONDER YOU GOT KICKED OUT DUMBASS

[jackboxconfess]

So, i'm one of those "Escape the Simulations was staged" truthers, NOT because i want to invalidate the trauma of fictional men, no i love that shit! But because binjpipe is cannonically SUPER incompetent (none of their content is monetized, and they don't show up on in-universe search results) and the whole thing hammed up on Creepy Voice (that's the binjpipe's lady's cannon name btw, it was used in the gameplay trailer for Full Stream) and feels very fake and half-assed for Cookie (i know Tom can act out a distressed Cookie when he wants to, i've heard him do it).

Yet Full Steam does have one good thing going for it: a singular voice line that can happen at the start of a game where Cookie reveals that he's been trapped in the game for decades and that he misses his family.

Now this isn't the first time we've heard about something like this happening, the plot for The Lost Gold is about The Captain being trapped in limbo after finding Jack's gold (a cardboard box with CD roms in them) and is forced to be the game's sign-in host until someone gets enough money to break it said curse.

Cookie first showed up in Volume 1, Volume 1 was over two decades from Full Stream, Cookie was the game's sign-in host.

They may not be able to write psychological horror, but they EXCEL at rabbit hole horror!

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[ryuichirou]

Replies

Starting with the ask about a ko-fi sketch!

Anonymous asked:

Hey do I saw your drawing of Rook and Epel (loved his expression btw) and I was wondering the context behind it. Is Rook trying to hunt him or did Epel see shoot an animal and was traumatized?

It’s the latter, Anon, but the first though it kiiind of implied? The idea behind it was that Rook took Epel to the forest to teach him how to hunt, and the act of actually shooting a rabbit was a bit too much for Epel to handle.

Alright, now about the yesterday’s JackVil comic and other stuff!

hipsterteller asked:

Vil x Jack best ship

They are very nice… I’m happy to actually have a drawing of them and not just text posts lol

Anonymous asked:

Jack is such an eager puppy wanting a smooch from the queen.

Yes! And he is waiting patiently like a polite puppy he is. But his patience isn’t limitless!

Anonymous asked:

Idia just in a jacket? Might have to pull the Lilia and flip it up.

Awww, I can’t blame you, it’s like he’s asking for it lol

Anonymous asked:

Plush Idia also has a skull tattoo on his lil booty. Just throwing that out there.

….so this is what the other Anon going to see when they flip his jacket. Huh. This is his womb tattoo…but on his booty instead :”( cute

Anonymous asked:

Have you seen the art for Epels club card? He’s so fucking cute I wanna wreck him and pull on his ponytail

ABSOLUTELY YES HE IS ADORABLE but also such a little shit, so I completely agree – you should pull on his ponytail.

[8-rae-rae-8]

i had an idea from a mlp infection au 😭

fighting ring au but i’m honestly just changing everything just hear me out. wolf dog ghost who’s escaped from roba and is just wandering the wild and finds soap. jack rabbit soap. who notices how ghosts ribs poke out and the expanse of scars that spread across his back. he helps ghost as best as he can.

ghost collapsing on the ground, only sparse trees dotting the meadow he was in. the tree that he had fallen near by had a burrow nearby. and out pops a jackrabbit with a darker stripe of fur that goes down his back from where it starts at a more fluffy peak of fur on his head. the jackrabbit clearly taking notice because of the pure amount of noise the wolf dog was making, panting and whining. so he quickly goes down the burrow and pops out again with a canteen? strange that an animal had a humans possession but he doesn’t care at this point.

but well. the jackrabbit changes infront of him, lines and images already dancing infront of his eyes. the mohawked man bringing the canteen up to his mouth, which he laps at fervently. big brown eyes looking up at the man thankful all before he passes out.

(i can imagine ghost turns after because he let his guard down, and soap makes sure he’s okay before he hops off to find Price and gaz for their advice)

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Ghost has OWIES !!!

Jackrabbit soap btw ?!? Wonderful

Get this boy a bed !! /Silly