#he's a dog change my mind

[chaoslinych]

one day I will understand how to write posts

однажды я пойму как мне писать посты

(guesses who it is, like a specific subject, it’s clear that this is a doppelganger)

and I think one day I’ll make a post where it will be in detail according to my tnmn sona, but for now in short (FROM WHAT I HAVE THIS IS STILL SHORT, YEAH)

и думаю однажды я сделаю пост где будет по полочкам по моей тнмн соне, но сейчас вкратце (ИЗ ТОГО ЧТО У МЕНЯ ЕСТЬ ЭТО ЕЩЁ ВКРАТЦЕ, АГА)

everything below is pure headcanons, there's no lore in tnmn (this seems obvious to me, but I saw someone write something like that, so whatever)

I'll start with a headcanon, in my understanding, doppelgangers are essentially shapeshifters who can create muscles, veins, skin, bones, hair, some external organs (the eyes are an organ) and even objects like clothing and accessories, and everything to be indistinguishable from a person, but the main disadvantage is that they can only do this by looking at a specific example, they cannot “come up” with anything of their own, and all the differences are unintentional errors, because everyone’s capabilities are different

and Kys is a doppelganger, but an exception to the rule, he is not the most outstanding in physical abilities, but he can manipulate his body at his own discretion, even since the doppels were not taught (I don’t think that the doppels were taught to “create” a working tail, specifically as a construction of vertebrae and muscles)

+ the fact that he does it very quickly and is not stupid himself

so not stupid that he chose the option of replacing a person (directly the person Kys) in order to join society and have a better chance of surviving

Of course, one can wonder how the double ended up in the position of doorman, but firstly, he simply does not know that DDD comes out of the project because of which they exist, and secondly, yes, he simply does not feel sorry for his own kin, because the one who adapts better can survive (the function of which they were trained), + doppels eat doppels (this is just survival, not hatred, he has his own squad of doppels)

and thirdly, such a choice, because the work is dangerous, and there are not many candidates, this is probably the easiest way to earn money, considering that human Kys is only 18 years old, + trust, how a doppelganger can be a doorman who has to catch doppelgangers

(thanks @rinja-espurr for help with the translation mewmewm)

всё что ниже являются чистыми хедканонами, в тнмн лора ноль (это кажется очевидным для меня, но я видел что это писали, поэтому ладно)

начну с хедканона, в моём понимании доппельгангеры это по сути перевертыши, которые могут создавать мышцы, вены, кожу, кости, волосы, некоторые внешние органы (глаза это орган) и даже объекты по типу одежды и аксессуаров, и всё что бы быть неотличимым от человека, но главный минус что они могут это делать только смотря на конкретный пример, они не могут "придумать" ничего своего, а все отличия это ненамеренные погрешности, потому что способности у всех отличаются

и Кысь это доппельгангер, но исключение из правил, он не самый выдающийся физическими способностями, но может манипулировать своим телом по своему усмотрению, даже так как двойников не учили (не думаю что двойников учили "создавать" рабочий хвост, именно как конструкция из позвонков и мышц)

+ то что он делает это очень быстро и сам не глупый

настолько не глупый, что выбрал вариант заменить человека (непосредственно человека Кыся) что бы влиться в общество и иметь более большие шансы выжить

конечно можно задаться вопросом как двойник оказался на посту швейцара, но во-первых, он элементарно не знает что ДДД выходит из проекта из-за которых они существуют, во-вторых, да, ему просто не жалко своих собратьев, потому что выживает тот кто лучше приспосабливается (функция которой их обучали), + двойники едят двойников (это просто выживание, а не ненависть, у него есть своя банда допелей)

и в-третих, такой выбор, потому что работа опасная, а кандидатов не много, это вероятно самый простой способ зарабатывать, учитывая что Кысю человеку всего 18 лет, + доверие, как доппельгангер может быть швейцаром, который должен отлавливать доппельгангеров

i died я умер

[canisalbus]

✦ Fashionably late ✦

[ssaraexposs]

Dazai IS a fucking mood

[myfandomhalf]

We as a fandom moved on waaayy too fast from this panel because why is Dazai looking at him like that? He looks SO fond and soft. That’s no way to look at a man holding a gun to your head. Even though it was part of the plan, he still had full trust in Chuuya and that he wasn’t about to kill him, he’s so relaxed he doesn’t care about that gun, in this moment all he cares about is Chuuya

[thebrainrotsreal]

EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK!!! I want to be coherent about this season but please picture me foaming at the mouth and running on the walls. S2 being what if Mark's just like his Dad? Insanity. I love this show. Anyways, AU where an Evil!Mark tries to make Our!Mark worse, and Our!Mark tries to make the other better. Something something confronting your idea of the worst version of oneself. Plus, tweaked black and yellow costume because I saw it and immediately went murder hornet lookin' ass and knew I had to draw it. Evil ass Mark. Horrible. I think he should be dragged kicking and screaming into redemption.

[evermorethecrow]

Beast chuuya :3

[calmlb]

can we as a society please stop calling Dazai the “demon prodigy” like it’s canon??? IM BEGGING

his canon nickname is so underused too… i mean c’mon, the “black wraith of the Port Mafia??” idk if i’ve ever even seen it used in a fic 😭

[arttsuka]

Jed and Octy as dogs?

Doggies

[sskk-manifesto]

Bungou Stray Dogs: Dead Apple and how “ability users” (opposite to “normal people”) learning to accept themselves through the acceptance of their own abilities is a queer metaphor of acceptance of own's sexual orientation and gender: an essay by me

[jonny-b-meowborn]

Okay so Laios is a dog therian for sure. Or wolf. Definitely some kind of canine. I think he's a dog but wishes he was a wolf

[ohhcinnybuns]

My previous post just gave me a newly established 22!SKK headcanon that Dazai hardly maintains his looks and wakes up flawless, even though he uses the same 5-in-1 lather shampoo concrete mix that should feel like your hair has turned into straw while your skin becomes tacky for some reason.

Still, his hair feels silky after blow drying, with extra volume and fluff, and his skin is soft after each wash, which irks Chuuya.

Don’t get him wrong, Chuuya loves him, but what??? What is happening??? What is Dazai’s secret??

Chuuya douses himself in costly shampoo and conditioner but has to work to keep up with his high maintenance with full-on individual bottles of shampoo, conditioner, body wash, and face wash/cleansers. He can’t eat a piece of chocolate-covered almonds without waking up with acne the following day.

So, is Dazai’s 5-in-1 magic? If Chuuya uses it, will it work on him? The curiosity eats at him. He needs to know.

So, Chuuya tries Dazai’s 5-in-1 lather rinse the next time he showers to see what’s the big deal and IMMEDIATELY tosses it in the trash with an obscene amount of curses. Nope.

His hair knotted, his skin became tacky, and he hated its smell. It had a chemical scent with a mix of flowers that nearly gagged Chuuya with its strength.

Chuuya had to wash his hair in his products twice to remove whatever damage the 5-in-1 did, and Chuuya could hear Dazai giggling from the other side of the door at his colorful language belittling the dumb invention.

When Chuuya steps out of his shower, Dazai can’t help himself in the throes of giggling to say, “It didn’t do anything to you, Chuuya.”

Chuuya can only growl at him and reprimand Dazai. He never wants to see that disgusting product back in his apartment and tells Dazai to find something else instead. With a huff, Chuuya walks away.

Dazai can only smirk at his partner’s sulky behavior, his eyes glinting in mischief. He’s definitely going to bring it back, and who knows, maybe he’ll fill one of Chuuya’s bottles with it, too. He’ll do anything to rile his petite lover once again.

[dizzybizz]

what a goofy gooper. what a goopy goober. what a goopy gooper. whouphfh oghhf aughfh goop goopyg ooper-

[lovereadandwrite]

he cooked ! he served !! HE ATE😮‍💨🥵

[cessmaga]

kenshi's a cat person, and johnny's a dog person

[slavhew]

burger

[degenerateshinji]

got a bit of a friendgroup going

some physical descriptions down below that i based my designs on (since Virgo and Nemo don't have canon designs)