#he'd have a heart attack

[arggghhhsstuff]

i need an fic of niko and crystal getting the boys' pop culture up to date. we could get edwin scandalized by modern music. charles' bi awakening. think about the possibilities!

[tommytomatoe]

which redacted character/listener do you think bumps charli xcx on the daily? i'll put money on freelancer, gavin, and asher. those three are definitely having a brat summer.

[riuhere]

P.O.V. : Wukong's first time using a streaming platform without knowing that thousands of people are watching him live.

(Alternative title: Mei calls out Wukong infront of his own student lol)

[rphantom1]

This post might be kind of deranged of me, but I needed to get this off my chest.

Smut Writers!

I will NOT accept you all writing the brothers as doms in Nightbringer! There's no way I will be participating in such flawed writing!

(Yes, I will. I love you guys dearly <3.)

They fell from the Celestial Realm a year ago have been on house arrest for the entire time.

I'm very sorry, but there's just no way any of them are putting it down like that. Logically, there's no way they have felt the warmth of a woman/man/non-binary in that time.

And yes, that means Asmo.

And, ESPECIALLY Lucifer.

MAKE THESE GUYS THE LOSERS (affectionate) THAT WE ALL KNOW THEY ARE.

Edit: I (finally) fixed my mistake and wrote it it was a year since they fell. Thanks to everyone who pointed it out.💜

[shotmrmiller]

That SD!Simon who took a one night stand would have me accepting a babysitting job across the city. The that requires Reader to stay with the kids for a week cause the parents need the vacation. Maybe, possibly meeting someone from that side and 👀

i hear that LOUD AND CLEAR. LIKE GLASS.

listen i ooooooh i would be reaching out to my toxic but great lay ex like pull up neoooowww

gotta have him being a big gross grump who takes care of his own kid now. stop knocking on our door asking how much formula she takes read the can brother

naw i'd be hella moving on. catch me firmly setting lines he cannot and will not cross. no i don't give a damn how tired you are, get your baby and go back to your own flat. no i cannot watch your child mr. riley im gonna have a guy over and you will not interrupt my date with him.

girllll (gn) i'd be howling like a cat in heat during sex too js.

[introspectivememories]

cannot stop thinking about how jealous tye hearts and strawhats must be of each other because like imagine you're a strawhat. your captain is in the middle of a war and sees his brother die in front of him. you and your crewmates are scattered across the globe with no way to reach him. you don't even know if he's still alive until months later when he reappears on the front page of the newspaper with message for you guys. later when you're all reunited with a new alliance on the way, you find out that this weird ass pirate and his crew was there post war. weird ass pirate and his crew patched your captain up. weird ass pirate and his crew was there in your captain's darkest hour and you weren't. it should've been you by his side and it wasn't. and on the hearts side of things, your captain leaves you behind to fight his abuser. he does not let you come with him. you live on a submarine. you've all seen each other at your worst moments. you've seen how much doflamingo scares your captain. you've been working on this plan for fucking years and instead of letting you stand by the man you have chosen to follow he sends you away and instead takes strawhat's crew as backup. you dont even know if he's alive until the news comes out. strawhat luffy and his crew were there as your capatain faced his abuser and you weren't. it should've been you by his side and it wasn't.

[twsted-kinks]

Weird shit Yuu would say

(Mostly as an American. Also kinda dark)

Yuu: *playing in snow and giggling*

Epel: Wow, you're really getting into it

Yuu: Last time I saw snow people died so this is a nice change of pace (Reference to the Texas Freeze)

Epel: ... What?

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Yuu, making repairs to Ramshackle's roof: If I fall don't call an ambulance. I can't afford that shit

Deuce: ??? How can you not afford an ambulance? It's free

Yuu: Oh... Right, different place. Are doctor visits cheap? I haven't been to one for a couple years

Deuce: YEARS?!

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During a fire drill

Yuu, looking around

Ace: Chill, everyone's here you don't have to worry about people missing

Yuu: Nah, I'm looking to see if there could be a shooter. Fire alarm is the perfect way to make us sitting ducks

Ace: S-shooter? Like with a gun?

Yuu: Yeah. What? You've never done shooter drills?

Ace: NO!

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At Sunset Savanna

Yuu: Is that... Holy shit, that's a quagga

Leona: Uh, yeah they're common here. Nothing special

Yuu: They're extinct where I'm from so they're pretty special to me

Leona: ... You know what I'm not even gonna ask.

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Yuu: Wow, this beach is so clean

Azul: Most beaches are like this

Yuu: What, most got trash pickers to clean up on the daily?

Azul: No? Is trash on beaches a problem where you're from?

Yuu: Just trash in the ocean in general is a problem. Lots of sea life die from it. Hopefully they got off shore drilling under control though now.

Azul: I know I'm going to regret asking but what are you talking about

Yuu: Y'all never had an oil spill?

Azul: I'm not even sure what that means so likely no

Yuu: Basically tons of crude oil leak into the ocean. Just imagine that shit getting into your lungs- or gills would be more accurate. Happened a couple of times. Lota of dead marine life

Azul: ... How can you say things like that so casually

Yuu, shrugs

[chiamew]

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!

[rockergiirl]

last time I saw my father was 2018 and I always think about how fucking funny it would be to tell him actually I'm his daughter

[phantajam]

at least if Jonathan dies in s5 he'll be spared The Smiths' breakup in 1987

[b4nt0s]

Since he is awake, this is just some basic trivia on Naoto.

He alludes middle child energy, petty, easy to jealous, will fight dirty when it comes to it. Although, he has an odd innocence to him that many believe stems from his mother severing ties so quickly when the youngest son was born. He can come off as childish, curious, mostly predatory with his teeth always out even when smiling. The one redeeming factor is he genuinely enjoys fatherhood actively encouraging his children, although he has shown partial favoritism to his daughter. 

Not a big fan of Naobito, he actively avoids his father out of fear. Although, he was a part of Shibuya thus retrieving the patriarch from the wreckages && taking the blame for failures. Naoto was alive during Toji’s departure, thus, they are cousins though he knew to not agitate the black sheep of the clan. In fact, he is acutely terrified of the memories && even has declared that is their clan’s punishment, a sin that cannot be washed away or beaten away, one must endure even in death.

Likes to play tennis, badminton, probably would have loved the new trend of pickleball. From his childhood crush, Hatsuko, he learned flower arrangements && will maim anyone who makes fun of him for it. Naoto has a bland sense of taste as he finds everything overstimulating to his senses. Yokan is his favorite dessert which is primarily served to newcomers, interestingly enough, he is an exceptional host to guest despite the thin veil of threats. 

His CT is based on the manipulation of shadows, using them as a cache for weaponry, he’s hinted on the succession of a domain expansion even snorting; well, he’s 40 years old it’d be pathetic if he didn’t have one.

Doesn’t smoke or drink; always orders a mocktail, he’s a fancy boy.

[nygleskas]

me if i was in succession and slayed idk (technically lost all my whimsy [jean jacket with 20 buttons and patches and also black/pink hair] but that's fitting for corporate america)

[g0thsoojin]

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[cookiepie111]

Ehhhhh! I'm so Engel coded today! Super cute dress, nice hair and make up all I need is a cute Austrian man to grab me and whisk me away💕

[breitzbachbea]

I was gonna make this sappy but ...

Tw for abuse

Thought about the rake courtship AU and SicIre seeing each other naked for the first time in a barn they sneaked off to (not their first time fucking, they just never were fully out of their clothes before). And now realized Harry might see bruises or other signs of abuse. What is supposed to be a quite euphoric moment suddenly became very dark. 'It's not as bad as it used to be', Michele tells Harry. 'I'm more out of the house, so he don't get the chance ... and I am more with my mother and he won't touch me ... But it's ... when he does catch me alone ... Nevermind. He doesn't care much. Just wants me out of his hair.'

[mistwood]

kitty is back from the cardiologist and he did fine :) didn't let the doctors take any blood work unfortunately so we'll have to go back again in 6months but overall he's doing well

^ he likes car rides (vash image for size)