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bunnieswithknives · 4 days ago

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erm can we see more deer dale he's so silly

Deer Dale!!! Now with full antler face like I initially intended but could not figure out how to draw at the time

#you get a healthy mix of silly and horrific body horror with this one #fop #fop nature au #fop a new wish #dale dimmadome #dev dimmadome #fop dale #fop dev #body horror #art #digital art #fanart #wanted to do some mini frames of deer dale sort of like deliriously nuzzling dev #but since hes ya know covered in antlers Dev is just sitting there terrified that if he makes one wrong move hes gonna get skewered or wors #(that wouldnt happen often btw he'd be mostly too scared and erratic for that but i thought it would be a nice one off visual)#its kinda an apt summary of their relationship tho i think #even if hes not malicious. even when hes trying to be as gentle as he knows how hes still hurting dev or almost hurting dev #I think about the ep where Dale mentions his time in the lemon factory implying that hes trauma dumped to dev about it before #like my man. your son is not who you should be loading that information on to. get a therapist.#all this to say that i do think deer dale tries to avoid hurting dev and even tries to be comforted by him but like..#you are like a 400 pound animal blindly stumbling around covered in spikes #you cant tell your own CHILD you dont love them and then expect them to take on the burden of comforting you #again hes not fully there when hes a deer but this is all very metaphorical or whatever

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icewindandboringhorror · 9 months ago

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HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!

#cats #ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial #information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol #but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection)#ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm #The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s #I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old #ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol..#His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find #The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market #as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere)#stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol #AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over #and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the #entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed #the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish #everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...

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writer-room · 11 months ago

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Honestly the funniest thing about TDP to me is that Rayla for some reason always thinks Callum isn't 100% ride-or-die with her on any given situation. Seriously, she could decide she's jumping off a cliff and he'd do it too--oh wait.

I get that half of it is 'protecting' him but like. Girl he has been ready to die and kill for you since the first snake chain incident. It has not lightened up since. In fact its gotten worse. She's his special little guy and if anything happens to her he will kill everyone in the room and then himself. She physically cannot ever sacrifice herself for anyone because Callum WILL be following her straight into the afterlife in no less than a minute. I'm fully convinced he can and would go even further than Claudia and he'd barely have to think on it for five seconds before shrugging like "damn this sucks, can't believe I have to turn evil" "you literally don't have to--" "no I'm gonna"

And honestly I think that's peak teenagers first girlfriend behavior.

#tdp #the dragon prince #tdp rayla #tdp callum #text post #tdp season 5 #rayllum #talk #funny #its so funny to me girl he would KILL EVERYONE FOR YOU (except ez)#HOW WERE YOU SURPRISED HE WAS SO DEAD SET ON HELPING YOUR PARENTS ITS CALLUM #not only that bestie you could put the blade to his throat & he would let you. he wouldnt even fight he'd just let you #he would go so feral for you. release his chains. free him.#he wouldnt say 'please let me kill for you' but he would dramaticaly get on 1 knee & say 'rayla i would kill for you if it came down to it'#as if he wouldnt just do that if someone pushed him enough. i want someone to push his buttons enough. set him off it'll b funny #absence did make the heart grow fonder but i think he overdozed a bit. like just a smidge. theres like way too much fondness now #also its great bc MMMMM how do those callum & viren/claudia parallels FEEL BOYS #WILL DO ANYTHING FOR FAMILY SO TRUE. and also communication issues BUT MOSTLY THE SACRIFICE #hes the number 1 rayla defender. he supports her rights AND her wrongs

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ronihilator · 2 months ago

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they hate a bad bitch serving cunt

(lance redesign,, the eyebrow piercing is entirely self indulgent)

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st4rstudent · 4 months ago

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people seemed to like the last design so here's another drawing. this time featuring a surprise guest. haha wow whos that guy...

no dialogue ver

#clemart #ttcc #toontown corporate clash #<- i removed the tooniness from their designs sorry guys #hardly counts again but i'll include the tags for the sake of documentation #prethinker #brian ttcc #mac opsys #ill get back to my normal toontown art soon enough #i just have to get a bit indulgent. just let me have this moment #ive kind of taken a liking to this . its fun. i might do more with this design later idk #his height is inconsistent in the 2 times i've drawn him full body #technically speaking i think if he stood on all of his legs (secondary arms included) he'd be shorter than his normal/cog design #but in terms of length i want to say hed be very tall like maybe half vp height just for fun. <- not a solid confirmation #or at least taller than the tallest manager.#^he also wouldnt be able to actually reach this height because if too many of his legs are off the floor he just falls over #however i think to adequately display that ive have to make him much longer. which as you can see here is NOT what i did #to make up for this imagine he can just remove and add some at will. ok. its not inconsistent its...on purpose. yes. on purpose.#we'll go with that #YAP SESSION.#BOOO BOOOO GGET THIS GUY OFF THE STAGE

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crustyfloor · 4 months ago

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Either Ivan knows how to cry on command or he is actually the worlds biggest crybaby in disguise, and his tears are naturally so minuscule. He’s not a big crier

His little baby teardrops 😭

#alien stage #alnst ivan #alien stage ivan #alnst #I find it interesting. He could be doing it to get sympathy when he’s with Till but—what if he’s just that much of a baby #Hmm #its very silly to me #It works though…I feel a little bad seeing him so pathetic #ivan alnst #Yes ivan is hard at emotions. but instinct is a hard thing to surpass even for his condition. id like to think he developed it as a skill #since most situations. things wouldnt get to him. so for example when he'd be at a funeral he needs to learn to look mournful. at times whe #its normal having the ability to just cry when you want is useful #but for scenes like black sorrow #i think it's all genuine. you cant fake that kind of expression.

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rearranging-deck-chairs · 6 months ago

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if 9&10 were "dont wander off", and 11&12 were "the doctor lies", 13s rule #1 is "dont question me"

"have we not had a good time together" shes pointing yaz to the rule that yaz very well knows is there: we can travel if you dont ask me any difficult questions. yaz knows this is the rule - "because you ask too many questions", "this team structure isnt flat" - but she also was the one to invite the doctor into her home so im pretty sure she also knows shes not gonna kicked out that easily. she has some leeway. which she has been using between revolution and flux, which is why the doctor reminds her of the rules

i dont think she'd kick her out though. she wouldnt. i think it's just that the more you break the rule, the more unpleasant she becomes to be around, and eventually youre gonna walk out on your own. she doesnt want you to, she'd rather you stay and dont ask questions. but if youre gonna try to ask questions anyway, i think thats whats gonna happen

and yaz must think so too. because she does back off. because she doesnt want that to happen either. and it does anyway

#dont question me/dont challenge me. questions are the sore spot but the challenge is one she says explicitly once #because you see this in how she is with other people too. dont try her patience. dont act like shes smaller. dont challenge her or Die #based on the giggle - 'i thought i was clever' 'what do i say?! because im always sooo certain' - i dont think 14 is like this #also based on the expressions of affection #hes not that......reactive. to this. specific thing #so i wonder if it runs over to 15 #he seems chill. i think? he seems fairly chill. but also i think we've so far only seen him mostly in control of things #faced with the maestro temporarily not entirely in control hes Notably Less Chill #but still bigger picture. hes mostly in control of things right now i think #or uhhhh based on how eager he seems to get out of the role of doctor #hmmmmm #13 didnt want it but like. was stuck with it i think #didnt want it but nobody else was gonna do it. thats why 12 regenerated #15 comes out 14 Literally Quitting #he doesnt want it and hes decided hes not stuck with it. maybe #none of this is true btw im just saying words recreationally #like those 13 moments are super cherrypicked and i havent rewatched in forever so #dont believe me gfkjghgjh #this is based more on how i write them than what ive seen basically #anyway in terms of 14/yaz i think it takes yaz a while to figure out how to deal with 14 Not being like this #bc she got soooo practiced at handling 13. most of which was abt like not tripping this rule too much #she'd keep it up with 14 and he'd just do stuff that like breaks the rule from his side and yaz wouldnt have any idea how to deal with it #he'd show her hes chilled out a bit. about this. over and over and it'd still take her moooooonthssssssss to start relaxing #just muscle memory at this point. doesnt help that shes also like this #i wonder if 14 - in a sort of compelte reversal - wants to be told what to do and how to do and #seeks out situations where someone else knows more than him so he can sit down and say 'teach me'#i think thats what he does. about all the human stuff. hes like teach me. all of it. show me how to do this

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triglycercule · 12 days ago

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killer being like "yeah i know every single little thing about horror and dust" (because he watches them as a part time hobby (freak) (find something better to do)) and then he acts surprised when they do something that he wouldnt expect them to do in his little predetermined absolutely perfect concept of them

like what do you MEAN horror licks spoons clean when he's using them so he doesn't have to get a completely different one for the main course and the dessert. what do you MEAN dust has a lisp even though he speaks fluently and uses even more complex words than killer himself. horror knows how to sew and he often patches up their things without either of them noticing?? dust always wears oversized and clothes that cover him up just because he finds it comfy?? what??? out ra geous???? these guys have small little quirks to them that killer doesn't already know about???? killer immediately wants to know more. so he can expand his internal profile of them of course. not for any other more endearing and sweet reason. not at all,,,,,,,, (:3)

#AASHSHAHHHHH this one is so cute....... this thought. thank you brain for making this thought #it's like killer's experiencing sonder (except he's not aware of his own complexity of life because of his own derealization/personalizatio #actually i dont think this deserves to be a side blog post. this is too damn CUTE #at first the 2 were probably weirded out by killer watching them and now they probably dgaf...... killer comments less than youd expect #but now theyre used to his shit so they do all these tiny things that killer gets to pick up on and learn more about them #its so interesting...... killer can do as much reasoning as he can to try and find a logical reason for why they do these little things #but in the end if the real reason is just because they wanted to or they felt like it then how can killer comprehend that?#how can they just do that so easily and choose to do things based off a whim instead of having a calculated precise reason for personal gai #he wouldnt realize it on his own but noticing those little things coming fron horror and dust who used to be like him could help with the #everything is just a game and i am simply an avatar and the ultimate goal is the win aka be the most powerful #for dust and horror theyve already turned their consoles off. theyre out of their games theyve finished. their goal was just to beat it #(like if horrortale finally got the good ending it deserves because of aliza horror would have finished #if dust beat the player and due to extreme boredom (ITS GOTTA BE EXTREME EXTREME) decides to leave to explore the multiverse)#in killer's eyes theyve achieved their goals. but killer's still playing his game. maybe he IS the game. but eitherway he's not done #like they r. so taking into consideration how other versions of himself act when theyre finished with the game could he act like that 2??#did HE also finish his game and he never realized it? should he be basing these ideas off dust and horror when theyre kinda not the same gu #killer would find so many hoops to jump through to justify getting rid of the everything is a competitive game idea but there would be smth #IDK im just rambling. i gawt this idea from me imagining them fight. ya you wouldnt believe this sweet thing came from trio abuse :3 #killer psychoanalyzing dust and horror is one of my favorite things eva. horror would HATE IT (if he were aware #and dust would totally be freaked out and keep to himself incase killer's planning anything against him #but uaaaghhh pretend this isnt canon this is triglycercule's ideal little world where they explore the mv and have fun #killer watching dust and horror sleep because he doesnt feel tired while theyre all in bed #and he's just picking up on how theyre positioned. how they breathe. the little things.......... djdjshahahaaahsushdjwbdsn ssosooooo cuuut #tricule hc #killer sans #horror sans #dust sans #murder time trio #utmv #dare i say mtt poly. ok i dare say it. but like lowkey he'd do this whether theyre together or not...... killers just weird like that......

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harbingersecho · 1 month ago

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^ guy who doesn't know what to do when someone points a camera at him. he looks like he's getting his yearbook photo taken

#rvb #red vs blue #locus #rvb locus #sam ortez #mine #*24 #YOURE LIKE 38 #now you may think this is on ME for drawing him like that but no this is actually locus' fault. HE sat like that i just documented it.#like you KNOWW he'd be awkwardly perched on an armrest bc he got heckled into not standing by the wall like a blair witch creep #why does he have cat ears on? idk. halloween.#anyway. i feel like you could get locus to dress up somewhat (like a hairband or a skeleton shirt etc) for a halloween party by saying he'd #stand out more if he dressed normal. like ppl would ask him why he's not dressed up or ask what he's supposed to be. wouldnt that be awful #and locus would get war flashbacks to some halloween party felix dragged him to and instantly put on the cat ears.

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ef-1 · 2 months ago

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🍷<3

#when i got hashtag sick i was in hospital and i was doing my regularly scheduled call with my dad #and i really had no plans of telling him bc ive done that before and its not like he can scare the MS away or anything #i dont know what happened. maybe because it was such a fucking bad episode. maybe because i was so tired. maybe it was a secret 3rd thing #but one minute was like fine then i just burst into tears and i was crying so hard which is MEGA EW BC IM NOT A CRIER LIKE THAT #and my dad freaked out and he was like whats wrong and i didnt wanna tell him but I also sounded insane bc i spontaneously started sobbing #and he was getting more alarmed and i was upset that id upset him and so i just spat it out i was like 'listen king'#'its no biggie but my body is trying to kill me again and im just a little sad atm' and he replied 'baba why wouldnt you tell me?'#and this man who has a very big serious job literally dropped everything and took a 20 hr flight over #and he genuinely just grabbed one of his work suitcase because he showed up with nothing but dress shirts and his laptop #and i think maybe it healed me a little. i mean it def also made me sad too but mostly healed me #and he'd been here for a couple of weeks and he left today and i feel shit about being sad about it #again because he has a very big and very serious job and i genuinely dont understand how he even just showed up like that #so I felt guilty throughout #anyway i dont think he drinks anymore but i was like king have a sip of wine with me and he did and it was lovely #and I hope I become my fathers daughter and not my mother's child. praying to both our gods #heres to healing ❤️‍🩹

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fisheito · 2 months ago

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"Eiden and his companions accidentally run their carriage into two yokai wearing "maid costumes". To take responsibility and make amends, they set off to check out a maid café located in the forest—"

Girl that's just kuya and yakumo on their way back from the island

Wait ,no. Forest...

Girl that's just kuya and garu out for a walk

#these arw the best contrived circumstances for an event setup ever #im so happy #the ears and tails are gonna be posable movable and usable #uGh the yokai are creating maid cafe industries in the forest i AM liVING #the trio from mirage of scales got their outfits confiscated by the villagers and they had to go home naked #heuehhehehheheehheh #nah u know kuya wouldnt let the public see his nakie body #he'd illusionise some clothes onto himself if necessary #but for my own amusement #i will imagine them all having to wear the only thing eiden carries on him at all times #EMERGENCY MAID OUTFITS #so they all wear maid outfits on the boat ride back to land. staring contemplatively at the sea ahead #their frills ruffling in the wind.....#on another day #kuya and garu go out for a walk #and they're in maid outfits because i said so #and eiden runs them over in his gay little carriage #because this is all just a plot for kuya to embarrass rei #wait that doesnt make sense. NOTHING can embarrass rei #what was the point of me making this post??? my circumstances are not contriving very well #i just want to imagine everyone casually strolling in their maid outfits #before they suddenly get isekai-d by a carriage full of gays #what is the event called...#sweet heart attack #?#i gotta separate the sweet and heart right? do i gotta put the heart in there too? how do i type the heart...#♡#aha!#sweet♡heart attack

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months ago

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I feel like barnabys favorite drink (alcoholic) might be a old fashioned? And non alcoholic mixed drink. Might be a Shirley temple. (Which Is my favorite non alcoholic mixed drink!)

(Of course this is all my opinion! But yea!

he Does feel like a classy guy, huh? but who's to say! Who's. To. Say...

#ohhhh dont say shirley temple thats one of my favs as well....#dont put that thought in my head...#oh what i wouldnt do for one rn. its been so long </3 #catch me going to the bar and getting one of those instead of Anything else #rambles from the bog #but yeah. who knows maybe he'd enjoy just plain whiskey #a nice Quality bourbon perhaps...#we're probably way off the mark here!#no wait he seems to have a sweet tooth given his hotdog order... as well as a lack of tastebuds...#idk. you know that guy who makes hellish alcohol concoctions in bathtubs. bathtub jungle juice #maybe barn would enjoy That. absolutely absurd concept....#but as always! what do i know!#lmfao im picturing him swirling whipped cream on whiskey aaslcnjalscnslkd + a cherry.... maybe some sprinkles....#actually that doesnt sound too bad. hm.#we Do have whiskey i think... maybe ill have some fun tomorrow #nah actually im not a big fan of straight whiskey #im more of a rum guy... maybe ill do that to some Rum...

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puhpandas · 7 months ago

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Y’all ever think if Gregory was never possessed and heard the childish names Tony called him he would laugh at the names or just side eye Tony for the name, bc wtf is “story destroyer”…

I think if Gregory wasnt possessed he and tony would have some serious beef😭

#like tony is very flawed and self centered and gregory would hate that and hate that hes mean to ellis #me might feel flattered that tony would think so highly of him but if it came to the cost of ellis' friendship he would get mad #he wouldnt be the mature one and try to fix things and talk to tony nope he'd just stick around ellis #but i think if tony spent time alone if ellis and greg ditched him and he learned better and apologized to them #gregory and 100% ellis would give him a second chance l #the middle school drama potential with them is so funny #and tony 'more mature than others my age' becker would use the most childish one off shitty names to call gregory #pandas.txt #pandas asks #gregory #tony #detective rabbit #this why i onlg like beckory post ggy #thoughts

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very-uncorrect · 3 months ago

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From what Jonathan said in the W2H2 trailer about him not wanting him and Sock to get to know each other it makes me think he probably doesn't know how Sock died (if he even knows he used to be a living human) or what the sin that sent him to hell is, I'm low-key curious how he'd react to learning about Sock killing his parents and then himself

#my gut instinct is that he'd be disgusted and try to get away from sock #but wouldnt it be funny if sock first tells him after they've started to become friends and there's a twist of jon just. not really caring #hes just like eh you were sleeping and i can tolerate your presence (translation: he really likes spending time with him) so its whatever #his apathetic attitude is that strong #/j #w2h #w2h2 #welcome to hell #welcome to hell 2 #jonathan combs #napoleon maxwell sowachowski #he cares too much about his gay awakening/emotional support demon to actually hate him over a little murder #sockathan #random #tw murder #tw suicide

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allastoredeer · 7 months ago

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I have no idea if this is a thing, and you seem to know a lot, so: would Alastor be able to play the 'I fought in WW1' card to draw suspicion away from himself while smuggling alcohol during the prohibition?

Ah thank you ^.^ Haha, I've mostly just been reading up on things. Despite any history facts I give out, I always recommend people research too. Who knows? I might misread something or misinterpret it. I don't wanna spread misinformation.

World War 1 ended in 1918 and the Prohibition ended in 1933, so I wouldn't put it past Alastor to pull the "I fought in WW1" card if it gave him an advantage, or got him out of a tight spot.

And he'll lay it on thick too, especially if he's in a REALLY tight pickle. Anything to get out once the cops start sniffing around.

Maybe to get a few free drink every now and again, too.

#I really wouldnt put it past him #he'd do it no hesitation #maybe he'd save it for rare occasions #when he REALLY needs an out #but I also find it funny if he just used it all the time #he fought in WW1 so he might as get something out of it right?#LMAO #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #the radio demon #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #asks #anon #anonymous

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xenomorphicdna · 9 months ago

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Flames,, blanket boy, my beloved

I gotta draw more art like this of him, he's such an odd creature I love him so much

There's so much to his character that I never talk about aaa I'll make a lore post eventually

#i have thoughts about this guy #he's so hungry for affection and that social and physical contact he see's all the people in his city get #he's takes up so much after them in so many ways #maintenance on this guy... mechanics working on checking all the wires and circuits and touching all the sensitive nerves and neuron flies #its nice that his entire structure is well taken care of but he also wouldnt be able to focus on anything else #he's so used to working in perfect undisturbed conitions..must be so distracting when something changes #he'd have his overseers watching as they plug things in and test stuff and poke around in his guts #and maybe he'll enjoy it a too much and he'll beep when a cable is pushed in.. its not like the sounds are unusual #the structure is alway whirling and buzzing.. whats a few extra clicks and hums when a particularly sensitive component is touched #its not like they would know unless they were really paying attention to the sounds and looking for a reaction #trying to please their beloved supercomputer #he longs for the same love they're capable of but it does quite work out. They can't hug him in a way that feels the same #does affection mean anything to him when its so little. They cant love him in a way that properly means something #i guess flames eventually getting into a relationship fills that affection hole #someone who speaks the same language. someone who he can relate to and understand #someone capable of touching all his systems in just the right way #ajfjsj went off i the tags here uh im so tired im kinda losing consciousness as i was typing oops #rain world #iterator #rain world oc #iterator oc #oc four blue flames #drawins #suggestive

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