#he’s trying to beat the twink allegations

[g00se-ars0nist]

i hate that the twink grew facial hair

[homoquartz]

not riker with the anime girl pose

[wanghedi]

One of the leads from a big chinese movie from this summer was allegedly getting fucked by some twink before he got famous and maybe also while he was married to a woman and now he's divorced but courting a singer whos the daughter of a rich guy who operates all the mcdonalds in a region of china. i think thats diversity that's bisexual representation and thats bringing a new and exciting twist to the typical man cheating on wife story. i also feel kinda bad for the twink they were living tgt and they were both poor but the twink paid for their rent and sent him all the money he had. the lesson here is never give a man money bc when he becomes a millionaire hes not even gonna pay u back for rent or hospital fees. And also this twink stans the chinese equivalent of like. bjork and spent the last few minutes of the livestream detailing their relationship promoting her new song 😭

[thesesoldierboysarebi]

TF141 Types of Men they like Most (all of them are bi)

Ghost: looks-wise, he likes two types: a man who can keep up with him athletically— in other words, a fellow soldier— or a twink. He can’t resist a skinny academic type. I hc that this is because his first boy crush in secondary school was this adorable nerdy kid with big oversized glasses who tutored him in English and history. You never forget your first crush. As for personality, Ghost likes a man who’s gonna be a bit of a shit to him. Annoy him. Call him on his bluff! It’s good for him. But he also likes a sweet man, sweet and nerdy like his first crush. Maybe he’s just a nerd lover, who knows.

Soap: Johnny, like the rest of his squad, is never ever going to beat the allegations of blue collar/soldier men being attracted to alt/punk/goth types. So he tends to fiend over quiet, sultry type of men. He’s fine with them being bigger or smaller, but Emo and goth guys can Get It. Tragically, however, Soap’s only so far been able to successfully take home fellow gym rats. But he has hope! As for personality, well. He likes the more quiet and introverted type of guys to contrast with his loud, boisterous personality. But he won’t say no to a fellow sunshine boy.

Price: he realized quite late in his life that he was bisexual, so he’s had quite an exploratory period to try and determine what kind of men he likes. Generally speaking, he tends to veer towards fellow bears and older gentlemen, because he’s a little concerned about just how many twenty-something twinks and femboys he attracts, like a fucking porch light attracting moths. It’s ridiculous to watch when he steps into the gay bars. He’s flattered, boys! But he doesn’t want to date anyone more than eight years under his age. However, he has dated a young artist and goth or two. Physically wise, he likes someone shorter than him because he likes being the Strong One in a relationship. Personality? Same as with women, someone emotionally mature and kind who knows what he wants. And maybe mouths off to him to he can do some brat taming.

Gaz: oh, Gaz loves a himbo. He watched the Disney Hercules at a tender age and that Wonder Boy has lived in his brain rent-free ever since. He also likes nerdy types, like Ghost, and their taste in men often aligns without realizing it. He just likes a sweet, kinda dumb guy. In fact, for a while, I hc that Gaz harbored a small crush on Soap for similar reasons— before it became clear that Johnny MacTavish was just a little too rambunctious for him to handle. But yes, Gaz likes a well-built guy, likes fellow soldiers, likes another guy he can geek out about favorite movies and shows together. For Gaz, it’s a little more comfortable for him to develop a friendship with a man before pursuing a relationship. However, on occasion, Gaz can and will fiend for a dilf the way he fiends for milfs.

[leafykat]

what drives me crazy is that like, there were no rumors about lord golden having any other lovers besides, APPARENTLY, tom badgerlock. so what happened was they all looked at this sexy twink and his hunky manservant and were like oh yeah theyre absolutely sleeping together and lord golden definitely tops. and afterward fitz is just roleplaying a normal heterosexual man but everyone was looking at him like god what secrets does he know about lord golden's golden cock (pheasant). for literally decades. guarantee that more than one person over the years got brave enough to try and find out more, but unfortunately one mention of lord golden and fitz goes into a thousand-yard stare while he contemplates how much the divorce still hurts. whoever it was is left thinking "damn it was that good, huh?" and the rumors get stronger. you can't beat those allegations fitz you can never beat those allegations

[crowscadence]

BSD as things I’ve heard in band

Tachihara: Who wants to do some carpool kareoke?!

Akutagawa: I’d rather you skin and boil me alive

Yosano: They were like “should we medicate her?” and I said no because I didn’t want to lose my sparkle

Ranpo: I don’t have to worry about that because my sparkle is autism

Kunikida: *sigh* I’ve been afflicted by Dazai’s bullshit

Dazai: hey scoot over a bit

Chuuya: no you’re not my master

Dazai: actually I am, be my dog

Dazai, holding just the head of a dog-shaped cookie jar: Isn’t he cute?

Atsushi: Dazai why do you have a dog head

Dazai: The rest of the body is in my bag :)))

Atsushi: That doesn’t make it any better-

Dazai: Hey, did you hear who just got asked out?

Chuuya: Who?

Dazai: You *finger guns*

Atsushi, running from Akutagawa: Help, I’m being attacked by a wild emo!

*15 Dazai and Chuuya arguing over the plural of penis*

Mori: you two are making me question my life choices

Nikolai: What if edible p*rn was a thing?

Sigma: please never say those words in that order ever again

Dazai, after a mission: You know Atsushi you’re really not beating those furry allegations

Atsushi: yeah I saw that one coming

Kenji: Going to Paris without seeing Versailles is like going to New York for the first time and not seeing the Tilted Towers

Kyouka: …Kenji that's from fortnite

Yosano: well you may be the best walking condom ad I’ve ever seen

(This quote would fit so many)

Ango: nothing like a government website to keep you up at 2AM

(this was from my band director)

Kunikida, talking about Dazai: The fact that he’s not responding to my texts right now is bull because there’s no way that sleep-deprived, caffeine-addicted twink isn’t awake

Dazai: this is the face of a professional

Atsushi: that’s the face of a fucking idiot

Kunikida, talking about his headcanonned college experience: do you know what kind of foul things come out of frat guys’ mouths?

Dazai: no but I know what foul things probably go in them

Akutagawa: I must be a poison type because I can’t stop fucking koffing

Dazai, mocking fyodor: what’s the point of saying meow if it’s not in a Russian accent?

Dazai: I dunno about you but Tom Riddle could grease my cork

Dazai: never thought I’d see the day when I’d be handcuffed in the band room but okay

Ranpo, putting on sunglasses inside: gotta rep that autism

*Dazai bitching and moaning about sore muscles*

Atsushi: be glad for the pain, it means you’re alive

Dazai: bitch you know I’m suicidal

Dazai, holding up a brightly colored Hawaiian shirt: oh my god guys this is the shirt I wore to emergency therapy after trying to off myself

Albatross: do y’all think I could pull off a black turtleneck or would I just look like that kid from The Incredibles

Atsushi, walking with his hoodie pocket full of tuners: I’m like a marsupial with my tuner babies

Dazai: Listen that song is a banger, but with all those weird time signatures I think that playing it would make me wanna kill— shit I forgot I’m not allowed to make that joke anymore

[house-of-spamdini]

Elden ring bosses actually have it coming (by “it” I mean me spamming L1 with dual katanas)

Godrick gets points for being a little petty little freak but immediately loses them for the grafting. “But you don’t choose your disability” well you DO choose to flee the country during the war your family caused then come back, forcibly remove body parts of the still living, and slap said body parts all over your back. it could never be enough Ricky. should have spent all those years leveling vigor instead. suck my flame sling.

Mesmer was abandoned by his mommy? aww. git fucking gud snake boy. she never cared about you in the first place, you were just a tool for eradicating the hornsent. ripping your eye out was the one smart move you ever made, too bad you did it at the literal last second. you could never be gwyndolyn. die mad, twink.

Radagon tried to keep the order together? lmao you couldn’t even keep your family together dude. now check out this prelate’e hammer. also genocide.

I feel a little bad for rennala but not bad enough to stop stabbing her and he stupid wolves. At least the carian knights are kinda cool.

Morgott’s mom was a colonizer and how does he deal? ruling the “kingdom” in her place by *checks notes* ensuring no one can make any changes to the explicitly broken world we find ourselves in. you should have listened to your brother you please-love-me-mommy ass GEEK.

Miquella IS a monster, the internet just loves androgynous war criminals. come on how is everyone not more freaked out by him wielding love as a weapon. that shit is ~vile~

Radahn’s vibes are just bad, I feel like he says slurs.

Ranni too tbh. yeah yeah she’s not a boss and at least she isn’t trying to be Marika 2 but just awful vibes.

Mohg beat the allegations so I’m proud of him but wait, what is a dynasty of blood exactly? is…is that good? do we want that…?

Adding on any bosses that are servants, henchmen, stewards, or any other capacity of sidekicks to the demigods. fuck all of you. the shattering is canonically BEYOND stupid and each and every one of you had a choice not to participate. I cast power word R1 R1 R1 L2

And while we’re at it fuck the erdtree avatars, fuck the tree spirits, fuck all that noise. If I could sit and plink damage the erdtree itself to 0hp I would. FUUUUUUUCK the greater will.

Horah Loux, you’re really cool but you lost this fight the second you stepped into the ring with me. and you killed your best friend for what? another health bar? yeah buddy I’ll be taking that one too.

And Marika. Marika, Marika. you rewrote the laws of reality, gave all your kids nukes and told them “lol figure it out” girlie we should have left you up on that cross. like imagine being such a girl failure that you double, triple, quadruple down on genocide. my only regret is that I wasn’t the one who stabbed you with your Jesus spear.

Wormface is fine though keep doing you baby girl

[phightingconfessions]

it's me again. coil fictive but from 🤖🗡️anons system. I have been fronting for so long please save me /lh (I'm fine actually I'm being dramatic lmao)

anyways we have a skate fictive too and we're in a relationship and we keep trying to find coilboard stuff but there's like not as much as we thought there would be.., sad.. and we asked the host if he could do something and he apparently can't write romance weh

the actual confession time:

no offense to people that ship it i don't care what people do as long as they're not like gross but i do not understand how coilpunk is more popular than coilboard. steampunk was on screen for like 10 seconds and I punched him in the face and that was it have you seen the gay little turn skate does towards me y'all saw that /JOKING

actually now that I'm writing this I can kinda see why? i think most people see us as having like a brotherly bond or something when afaik it's not cannon which is fine I understand that

in mine and our skate's case that ain't true though lmao I'm not beating the boykisser allegations guys

-coil fictive from 🤖🗡️'s system (I don't need a specific tag I can share with host I'm just indicating who's said what)

(ps. to mod scythe: our system does not have an Illumina (yet. anything can happen there's so many phighting fictives here) but we have a relatively indifferent to illuminas darkheart which is interesting)

NO I DONT REALLY GET COILPUNK EITHER!?!?!

I’m a chronic multishipper and actually enjoy coilboomboard as a stupid playground trio. the himbo, the jock, and the twink.

(ps. darkheart says hi to your darkheart!!)

[orionsangel86]

About the twinklify the twink? That's why I don't go full Dreamling. I have nothing against it, but they way they get twisted 90% of the times is just "uhh that not my Dream" for me. And same with all the Dark Morpheus x f/m reader. "That's not my Morpheus" and it's ok, because a) fanfiction keeps the media alive until the next piece we can get and b) fanfiction keeps people alive too, no matter what they picture. So, it's ok to feel like this, I guess.

I think that's the main takeaway from this. YKINMK after all. I'm a firm believer of "do what you want always" though of course, that doesn't mean you should be free from criticism, it just means maybe don't take criticism to heart ya know? This doesn't mean people should go onto others posts and fanfics and complain! God no! But people should be allowed to complain in their own posts - so long as anything particularly harsh isn't put in the main tags or is tagged accordingly. Like of course people aren't always gonna love everything you do, and sometimes when certain headcanons and ideas get bastardised by fanon echo chambers they become so far removed from canon that you are basically writing an OC with your fave characters face, but that's okay if it brings you joy. Just don't expect everyone to love and adore it ya know?

The problem I have with the extra twinkification of characters in ship dynamics is that I have a problem with m/m ships being twisted so far away from their canon counterparts that one party becomes obviously "feminine" and the other obviously "masculine". By which I mean one character is made extra skinny frail and delicate, submissive, virginal, pure, and always ALWAYS the bottom. The other character becomes huge and muscular and hairy and masculine, and take the role of protector and dominating and experienced and is ALWAYS the top.

Do you see what I mean? This has been prevailent in fandom culture since day 1 of course, and its a huge pet peeve of mine. I do view it as somewhat problematic because it feels like trying to fit a mlm ship into a heternormative box. Its a layered mess of misogyny and homophobia wrapped up in a fandom bow. It was worse years ago, during the SuperWhoLock days, and I will forever be grateful to Misha Collins for beefing up so much he enabled Cas to beat the effeminate twink allegations (knowing Mollins he probably came across a particularly bad fanfic or fanart and then spent several hours staring at himself in a mirror before throwing himself into an intensive gym routine).

I don't think its too prevailent in Dreamling fics, though I guess when you have a whole episode devoted to showing how Dream is pale, thin, beautiful, ethereal, completely hairless, and trapped, its easy to see why fandoms minds went to "twink" and then to "we need to find him a saviour". But I do wish the power dynamic would be a bit more balanced. Dream is no wilting flower. He is all pure lean muscle. He is no frail delicate thing. He has the body of a long distance marathon runner. He is power and self righteousness and fury and control. Yeah, he may be submissive with his lovers, but he's hardly inexperienced.

Hob is also in no way a macho man. He's hairy sure, but that's basically it. He actually isn't all that more muscular than Dream, he's only slightly broader, and he's not taller - I think they are the same height? Again, to stress, people can do what they want always. But please do take time to branch outside of the fandom echo chambers and refamiliarise yourself with canon once in a while. Especially when those echo chambers are leaning towards problematic dynamics like those mentioned above.

This is by no means a dig at any individuals, at any creative works I have come across or anything else of the sort. I just sometimes find the fanon echo chambers and widely accepted headcanons a bit irritating, especially when they don't fit with canon. It's fine on a small scale. I am not the person who is gonna comment "he would not fucking say that" because its mean and those posts are mean. It's when the whole fandom seems to adopt certain ideas, and suddenly any deviation from those ideas seems wrong to fandom at large. It becomes difficult to counter those ideas without suddenly being labelled a hater. Look at all the ridiculous discourse in Good Omens fandom because of how deeply far removed from the original source material the fandom took the characters over the 4 year gap between seasons? They were literally going into Neil Gaimans inbox complaining when season 2 deviated from widely accepted fanon headcanons! To the point that Neil had to clarify that what they were complaining about was never canon to begin with!!

Anyway, this post is probably controversial enough without me prattling on any further. Let me stress one last time that you can do what you want always, and everyone should be able to play in the sandbox however they want - just please check yourselves and your prejudices and do consider if the tropes you are encouraging have any harmful implications before throwing yourself into them.

[meowmeowmessi]

someone on twt said his barber is a certified real madrid fan 😭😭

my followers watching me screaming crying throwing up over messi's fugly hair and beard

[zerogravityinq]

in my attempt to draw comic book characters and not the skinny anime twinks i usually do I notice some things

Bruce and Jason are both thicker than a snicker. I mean obviously thats why i love them but the difference between them and insert random korean BL top here is that their muscles make sense. The good artists, mentioning no Dan Moras, usually have them not crazy bulky but a definite different build from say Flash.

Bruce in psrticular, when drawn by Dan Mora, has a very jewish nose. Big and a bit beaky. I mean, yes, he's canonically ethically jewish, but like to me he's either under a cowl or drawn white as fuck to make sure he's pretty as Brucie but I LIKE BIG NOSES. I like when a character has more than a suggestion of a nose or a dainty upturned thing or even the standard tumblr/deviantart nose when someone is trying to avoid anime.

drawing a full head of hair with a widow's peak is so hard. Either you make the forehead bigger so the hairline doesn't touch the eyebrows or make the head bigger over all.

Also bruce is drawn with his hair pushed back a lot out of the cowl. How. Just MY HAIR DOESN'T DO THAT and his hair isn't long enough to clip back so like how does that work???? i need like a picture of the back of his head or something because what the fuck.

i am struggering with the eyebrows. I usually do thin or thick straight brows for men and like instagram or thin brows for women and like...bruce's eyebrows have this like arch at almost the tail and then like this nike check up at the end??? does anyone have brows that naturally do this??? and its not just Dan Mora that draws him like this either!!! like what the fuck

i need to learn how to draw ass because if you think FOR A SECOND I will make it easy for Jason, Bruce, DICK to beat BBL allegations you will think a fucking gain

that's it so far. tune back in next time when i try to draw harry potter as an adult with a beard and avoid him looking like dr strange

[wweassets]

Damn Shawn must have love Ethan for him to put the title on him so fast, he trying to beat those black twinks/men allegations lol

YDHSHDJD yes 😭

[g00se-ars0nist]

he’s trying to beat the twink allegations

It’s funny when he acts tough

[blorbocedes]

Nico and Mika are the ultimate corruption kink go brrr pairing! Something about your dad’s protégé turned your childhood hero reluctantly letting you seduce him with your pretty face and fluffy blonde hair (and amazing arse). The way he grimaces slightly when you flirt and giggle with him but really he wants nothing more than to ruin you, wreck your innocence. Yeah there’s so much more projection to pack in with those two than Michael and Nico

sometimes I get asks that make steam come out of my ears and this is one of those 😳😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 gonna add a read more tag for some age gap fuckery, be warned all ye who enter. also going to lore dump, if that is to your interests

it is absolutely bonkers corruption kink...... esp when you consider nico saying he doesn't remember when he met mika because he's known him his whole life (sideways glance at Mika, smile) maybe Mika remembers! like jdfhfjjfjdf keke being mika's manager; Mika an absolute 90's golden boy... and the Finnish world champion keke rosberg managing him so he in turned sponsored his son, Nico's karting career and then that kid not only made it to f1 but was your emotional support rival's teammate and was Regularly beating him....... and you were proud :)

there's just no way Mika didn't do it for Nico....... cue every lana del rey song he fucked that old man

it's the way nico is a polyglot and mika is shy about his english and takes his time while speaking...... it's the way nico is so comfortable around him...

https://twitter.com/nicorosberg/status/573201430967930881?s=21&t=TZjayI7pMAP4hYLlhqZR-gb

"My old hero" he is not beating the fucking old men allegations!!!

they're in a Swiss gondola and Nico always teases Mika for caring about his hair :)

https://twitter.com/nicorosberg/status/821637856942755840?s=21&t=TZjayI7pMAP4hYLlhqZR-g

once again... he is NOT beating the getting rawed by older men allegations!!!

https://twitter.com/nicorosberg/status/707542668272861184?s=21&t=TZjayI7pMAP4hYLlhqZR-g

bless Nico's little influencer heart.

mika doing his best to be The Adult in the room while twink menace nico is trying to climb him...... I would like to see it. there's also the mirroring... blonde finn upstarts overshadowed by their greatest of all time rivals, beating Michael... and then the entirely forbidden but so easy to take, you don't even have to try when it's Offered in your lap but you shouldn't......😳🥵

I do love Michael x Nico but for entirely different reasons, there's so much ambition and cutthroat world of f1 and bitter bitter emotions and arrogance and god complexes...... entirely deserving of its own thread tbh...

as always... why not both 🥰