#mika hakkinen x nico rosberg

[maxillness]

Reader being jealous of their older boyfriend being shipped with another driver

• feat : mark webber, jenson button, fernando alonso, mika häkkinen, lewis hamilton, kimi räikkönen, sebastian vettel, nico rosberg

• genre : crack, suggestive

• A/N : not gonna lie, I love making these

[saskiaalonso]

[raikkoberg]

Favorite genre of F1 pics fr

[lightningmickqueen]

15 through 20 inclusive bestie x

wow the ideal dating age for ayrton senna and pierre gasly

15 - george russell omg i used to loathe him but now he's got me wanting to buy mercedes merch. absolutely love his crimes (when they dont hurt my sons) and the drama that he causes by being so talented

16 - ok well i cannot say my first OR second OR third thoughts because i'll get murdered and i don't want to die on a wednesday. so i will settle with yuki because i used to rate him so highly as a driver but all he's done is disappoint me on track :(

17 - i am so sorry to daniel ricciardo i am sure ur a nice guy but the more i hear of and from you the less i want to xx

18 - if your name is piquet you need to surrender your license and go rot in a jailcell. also mazepin fuck off and shut up.

19 - my version of "not caring" about a driver looks a lot like disliking them because of how much i'm ride or die for the drivers i DO like but i'm pretty apathetic about lewis icl . i wish him the best (not better than ferrari) but it's hard for me to root or care for him these days when he no longer admits to gaslighting the press (he's so good at it it's so hot) and has decided to pretend he's never done a dirty move on track in his life. i used to care a lot more but now i'm just a bit tired

20 - EVER??? fuck me. i was raised by schumi and hakkinen and alonso so obviously i support crimes. other than mika the first non-ferrari driver i've ever loved were seb and nico rosberg so more crimes. i've been rooting for mick since his first season in f3 back in 2017 and i fully believe he'll be back. charles obviously. idk this is too hard i actually hate everyone so

send me a # from 1-78 and i will give my f1 opinions

[blorbocedes]

Nico and Mika are the ultimate corruption kink go brrr pairing! Something about your dad’s protégé turned your childhood hero reluctantly letting you seduce him with your pretty face and fluffy blonde hair (and amazing arse). The way he grimaces slightly when you flirt and giggle with him but really he wants nothing more than to ruin you, wreck your innocence. Yeah there’s so much more projection to pack in with those two than Michael and Nico

sometimes I get asks that make steam come out of my ears and this is one of those 😳😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 gonna add a read more tag for some age gap fuckery, be warned all ye who enter. also going to lore dump, if that is to your interests

it is absolutely bonkers corruption kink...... esp when you consider nico saying he doesn't remember when he met mika because he's known him his whole life (sideways glance at Mika, smile) maybe Mika remembers! like jdfhfjjfjdf keke being mika's manager; Mika an absolute 90's golden boy... and the Finnish world champion keke rosberg managing him so he in turned sponsored his son, Nico's karting career and then that kid not only made it to f1 but was your emotional support rival's teammate and was Regularly beating him....... and you were proud :)

there's just no way Mika didn't do it for Nico....... cue every lana del rey song he fucked that old man

it's the way nico is a polyglot and mika is shy about his english and takes his time while speaking...... it's the way nico is so comfortable around him...

https://twitter.com/nicorosberg/status/573201430967930881?s=21&t=TZjayI7pMAP4hYLlhqZR-gb

"My old hero" he is not beating the fucking old men allegations!!!

they're in a Swiss gondola and Nico always teases Mika for caring about his hair :)

https://twitter.com/nicorosberg/status/821637856942755840?s=21&t=TZjayI7pMAP4hYLlhqZR-g

once again... he is NOT beating the getting rawed by older men allegations!!!

https://twitter.com/nicorosberg/status/707542668272861184?s=21&t=TZjayI7pMAP4hYLlhqZR-g

bless Nico's little influencer heart.

mika doing his best to be The Adult in the room while twink menace nico is trying to climb him...... I would like to see it. there's also the mirroring... blonde finn upstarts overshadowed by their greatest of all time rivals, beating Michael... and then the entirely forbidden but so easy to take, you don't even have to try when it's Offered in your lap but you shouldn't......😳🥵

I do love Michael x Nico but for entirely different reasons, there's so much ambition and cutthroat world of f1 and bitter bitter emotions and arrogance and god complexes...... entirely deserving of its own thread tbh...

as always... why not both 🥰

[jenseclaren]

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My favourite drivers are: Jenson Button, Nico Rosberg, Lewis Hamilton, Mika Hakkinen, Sebastian Vettel, Kimi Raikkonen, Jacky Ickx, Elio de Angelis, Stoffel Vandoorne, Mitch Evans, Maximilian Günther, Nick Cassidy, Josef Newgarden, Pato O’Ward, David Malukas

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The pairings I write for are:

Brocedes (Lewis Hamilton x Nico Rosberg)

Princess Cake (Nico Rosberg x Jenson Button)

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[maxillness]

Retired (+Nando & Lewis) f1 drivers and their controversial young girlfriend

• Feat : Mark Webber, Nico Rosberg, Lewis Hamilton, Fernando Alonso, Kimi Räikkönen, Sebastian Vettel, Jenson Button, Mika Häkkinen, Anthony Davidson

• Genre : Crack, suggestive

• A/N : I wanted try sm new, don’t know if I want to do it again though

[blorbocedes]

We're talking a lot about how charles would react to Arthur and Max but how would Mika Hakinnen react to Micheal and Nico? Your emotional support rival seducing your protégé whose racing career you sponsored must be devastating. Does he forbid Nico from going anywhere Michael in ? Or does he tell Michael to stay away from Nico? So many options all of them sound like they came straight out of a Shakespeare play and/or a 2000s teen romcom

finally!!!!! I've been waiting for Mika ask for so long 😍 we are looking at each other across a party, anon, and I'm single nod of approval'ing you out of deep respect

In my heart of hearts, Mika always gets there first <3 not to be a perv about it (about to be a perv about it) but Mika being Nico's childhood hero, litchrally on his wall, sponsoring his karting era (the Finnish equivalent of the Seb/Michael) and also Nico saying he prefers Mika over Michael ahjdkfkf.... c'mon. he's just had to have. sorry.

I have some comfort nico yt vids and the one with Mika is one them

where Mika gently admonishes him for keeping his hands off the wheel while driving???? Cause Nico keeps gesticulating while talking?? or Mika admitting he dyed his hair blonder just for Nico????? uh yeah that's the good

There was also a point where Merc advertising notes for them was just Nico Rosberg sugarbaby......

It's the way nico also lives around the same block as Mika his whole life and they'd winter holiday in expensive rich people places......

Now returning to Michael,

He had none of the gentleness and regard for Nico that Mika did. Maybe world champions have a clause they can only select One twink they're gonna mentor with their heart (for Niki it was Lewis, for Michael it was Seb, for Mika it was Nico)

But. Sugarbaby Nico with Michael? impeccable vibes. he spares all his gentleness for seb, so nico can be a means to an end; the younger teammate to play mind games on and fuck with (and I'm going literal here)

pictured: the urge to mansplain to a twink

I have so many more thoughts on the Michael x Nico relationship and how Seb and Lewis worked within that but alas!!! i have hit the 10 page image limit 😔 and I couldn't even Touch the Mika and Michael emotional support the original maxsplaining your rival dynamic.......

In conclusion I think the dankeshen ad with the sending each other drinks was correct and Mika and Michael should've fucked Nico together. I want that twink obliterated!!!

[raikkoberg]

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