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oldscoutblog · 4 months ago

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*I start driving.* Sooooooo how are you doin recently? Work ain’t too stressful?

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Eh- it’s been uh fine. Not sure how much I can tell ya honestly… never uh went out with anyone outside of work ya know….

I’ve been good other than ya know… some folks bein jerks online, you don’t need ya know that it ain’t interestin…

Er- what do you do? Other than ask guys on dates?

#👁️#he’s trying to be suave #he literally sucks at it #so would I tho #red scout tf2 #tf2 ask blog #scout team fortress 2 #tf2 rp blog #team fortress 2 ask blog #team fortress 2 #ask da scout

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padmesbox · 28 days ago

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Adam Page: international playboy

#aewedit #wrestlingedit #adam page #hangman adam page #hangman page #pwx wrestling #cwf mid atlantic wrestling #my gif #hanger gif #ik this isn't aew but he is an aew talent and that's the only tag that is activefjvhbjh #he is fascinating to me bc he said on renee's podcast that before marrying he'd been with his wife on and off since high school #and that he didn't know anything about dating bc he's been like a one girl man for the most part #yet here's here trying to be all suave and flirty but it mostly comes across like awkward and adorable like????#i love him so bad i wanna cry 😭#also obsessed with the fact that he doesn't miss a chance to tell the world he is a freakgfjnfjkgnj #question for people more knowledgeable on adam page lore are the girls he's hugging in the audience just 2 random girls he went to hug #bc that'd be unbrearably cute fr lol #or did he know them already or are they like his cousins that'd make things awkward for this gifset lmao #i'd have to delete probs #his smile is so fking cute i will *** myself

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peachykeysdraws · 3 months ago

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honestly keyleth was so composed and reasonable with Vax bc like if you told me you loved me, kissed me WITH TONGUE (and it was my first kiss ever), and then told me we can never be together????? You're getting a hell of a lot worse than just kicked out best believe I'm crocodile death rolling your ass back to the Matron

#and then he had the nerve to try and ask if she's okay all suave #like bitch stfu you slept outside her room all night like a damn dog don't talk to me #goddamn #vaxildan vessar when i catch you #i went with keyleth in the divorce #tlovm #tlovm season 3 #tlovm spoilers #the legend of vox machina #vaxleth #critical role

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senoleaf · 3 months ago

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(1 / 2)

i present. my lostmetals magnum opus.

...i'll see myself out

(Unown text: step one, step two, step three)

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ghost-bxrd · 1 month ago

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I'm so obsessed with the jaytim spite fic

*throws another sneak peek at you and runs*

#Jason trying to be suave but he’s just being an asshole #guy knows how to date girls and be the gentlamnliest man to ever gentleman #but Tim? Tim’s special #he gets the asshole treatment first #jaytim #jaytim spite fic #sneak peek #fanfiction

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punk-asskid · 4 days ago

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as much as i love the fantasy high fanartists and the service they do to the community it cant be denied that they tend to make the bad kids way too cool. fig can get a free pass but i refuse to accept that gorgug, riz or even fabian would wear half as banging outfits as some of yall put them in

#kristen is the least subjected to this #i think because the tracksuit is just that iconic #but adine didnt even pick her own clothes until halfway through freshman year!!#gorgug wear the same ratty jeans and grey hoodie everyday!! he doesnt know how ro dress!#fabian is just undeniably uncool and i refuse a reality where he knows how 2 look genuinely cool without missing the mark for trying so hard #riz is canoically overdoing the 2019 e-boy look because thats what he thinks will make him look suave #fantasy high #fh #dimension 20 #riz gukgak #fabian seacaster #gorgug thistlespring #adine abernant #kristen applebees #fig faeth #fantasy high junior year

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introspectivememories · 2 years ago

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i think my favorite thing about tim and bernard is just how in love tim is with bear. usually in civilian x hero relationships the civilian is always way more in love with the hero than vice versa. but with tim and bernard, tim is sooo fuckin gone for bear, it almost stops being cute and borders on lame. pathetic even.

#like bear smiles #and tim is tripping into the marina #tim leaning against a pole trying to be suave: hey~ 😎#bear beaming: hiii tim! <3 how are you!#tim slipping off the pole falling on his ass and trying to get up only to hit his head on a metal railing in a looney tunes-esque sequence:#nothing much! how's your day been?#this is not saying that bear is super calm and not affected by tim #he definitely is. it's just he's pathetic about it in a subtler way (at least that what he thinks)#anyway they both think they're being subtle about being in love with each other but to every1 else it's like they're holding up a sign that #says: WE'RE BOTH REALLY FUCKING IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER!!!!!#like bear's college friends hate when tim comes over bc bear who is normally so competent is sooo fucking stupid around tim #dc #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern

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vyeoh · 1 year ago

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I'm rewatching all the Marvel Defenders shows on Netflix and as much as I mock the MCU now, I need non-Marvel fans to understand that I was and still am a fan of "Daredevil fighting the gentrifying assshole who bought out the police force because ACAB both as a lawyer and vigilante of the community" and "Jessica Jones fighting the man who mind controlled her into doing unspeakable things and forming a community of fellow survivors and allies while dealing with PTSD in a range of both healthy and unhealthy ways" Marvel. God I love these idiots they carried so hard

#vio.txt #mcu #marvel #jessica jones #daredevil #also the two of them induced so much bi panic in me. also gender envy. jessica jones is one of the few women i get gender envy fron #the iron fist and luke cage shows were...more mid but still leagues above current marvel shows #like. yes be anti-mcu but these were masterpieces #and yes this is why i was so pissed about them putting daredevil in she hulk and trying to make him iron man 2.0 #like! yes hes suave and charming but thats bc its his lawyer job!! he works in a law firm he and his friends started to serve his community #he is NOT 'i am rich and better than u' charming. he is 'i learned how to talk fancy for my degree and i have empathy' charming #and not bringing the other guys over either???? bruhhh #marvel really cancelled the best things they did on the screen #matt murdock my original red and black round glasses wearing sadboy what did they do to you #also!! can i mention that these shows had such better representation than nowadays marvel #murdock's actor doing extensive research on blind motility for the role #jessica and trish's friendship and how trish immediately believes jess about kilgrave #the whole!!! unique community feel of harlem and in luke's bar #hogarth whos both jessica's employer and foggy's boss in later seasons being a lesbian and having Real Marriage Issues #and also being a conplex and kinda shitty person #iron fist was....eh but that's why it was the worst one lmao #OH YEAH HOW COULD I FORGET MY GIRL KAREN #karen page getting a whole storyline in s1 about her dealing w ptsd and then getting fleshed out backstory and her own adventures #like ok it was kinda weird in daredevil that she dated like every guy bc she was the female lead 💀#but even then foggy and matt and her figuring their shit out like adults. like they shot their shots and it didnt pan out. still besties th #disney would never allow such good writing in current times #but a boy can wish

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poolpvrty · 9 months ago

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Well, I've been afraid of changin' 'Cause I've built my life around you But time makes you bolder Even children get older And I'm getting older too

The sun, the moon, and their star!

#back at it again with my sirius james and remus bullshit #this time featuring their slight redesigns #paired with a sad fleetwood mac song #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #this is them in the middle of the war i think. they're definitely adults but not quite “old”#i just love the idea of sirius having a super curly funky mustache and pretty wispy hair #very suave very nonchalant very sexy and he knows it yk?#and remus being this shy bashful mess with a mean temper #everything about him is unremarkable but he's so kind and it makes sirius short circut #and james is so arrogant but he tries hard to humble himself often #he's a bright person and it's just so natural for him he doesn't mean to “take up space”#weirdly his overbearing presence and painfully sunny personality is what people in the order end up liking most about him.#they're all kinda assholes but they're growing and trying to be better #“i guess I've still got some more healing to do.”#marauders #hp marauders #hp fanart #best friends <3 #moonchaser #wolfstar #prongsfoot #artists on tumblr #<3

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fullscoreshenanigans · 2 months ago

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Angy because he whacked his left eye on a rung coming up and his head is cold

#trying not to be a baby about it but he's got months of rage stored in that little body #and this is how it's going to manifest now that the demon genocide is off #my sickly Victorian boy with every disease and aliment known to man 💙🤍#unironically one of my favorite screencaps of S2 it can have a crumb of rights for this #this is the face he makes to Emma and Ray when they're having petty arguments and he's being bullheaded #and it instantly derails bc he looks like such a pathetic sopping wet cat that they can't help but laugh #The Promised Neverland #The Promised Baldland #Yakusoku no Neverland #TPN #YnN #TPN S2 #Return to Grace Field Arc #TPN S2e10 #TPN Hair Discourse #TPN Baldposting #FSS Shenanigans #TPN Norman #Norman TPN #Norman 22194 #Norman #Norbald #Norman Ratri #throwing in there for the best version of the AU #instead of the common smooth and suave variant he's this loser boy #poutiest most disgruntled mf in ruffles you'll ever see

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lucaanis · 4 days ago

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deciding that lleyth is in fact canonically from treviso (or at least has lived there for years after originally living in salle) is making me feel a couple different emotions. the first being that lleyth coming home to treviso for the first time in over a year probably made them so happy & they get to bond with lucanis about that. and the second is: illario you fucking walnut fhdhrjdhdjfjf

#💾#it's just funny bc he's offering to give them a tour of the city during that one quest #and im just like. hey dont we live here ????#well now im canonizing it and saying they do so lleyth absolutely looked at him like he grew a second head #whats your fucking problem man etc etc #i do love the idea of him constantly making himself look like an ass in front of them tho #like hes trying so hard to seem cool and charming and suave and lleyth is just like. um. can i help you???

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suusoh · 1 month ago

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me stressing over writing johan's manipulation, mind-games, smooth-talking qualities and general demeanor in monster... but then suddenly remembering I already made a loser post-rurenheim version of himself that shares near NOTHING in common with his manga or anime self, has zero charisma or put-togetherness, probably gets high, cries, and passes out in a 7/11 parking lot, and can't even have the social aptitude to hold a normal conversation with people anymore... so now I don't gotta stress about writing him anymore <33

#me when I look back on my post-rurenheim johan thoughts and babbling: “I miss her......”#I feel like it's so hard to get back into my post-rurenheim loser johan mindset with how much disdain I grew for my johan writing.#but I'm slowly getting over my fear of “”“OOC”“ johan. and just enjoying it all over again.#like who tf said we HAVE to write johan as accurately as possible? 😭 (me trying to convince myself LMAOO).#AND I LOWKEY MISS LOSER JOHAN WHO I HAVE STRIPPED OFF ALL HIS CHARISMA AND SUAVENESS OFF. I NEED HIM BACK.#SANTA GIVE ME BACK MY BURNT OUT GIFTED KID WASHED OUT LOSER OF A MAN BACK FOR THIS CHRISTMAS. PLEASE AND THANK YOU <33 #like i don't know why I stopped myself for writing him when I was genuinely having THE most fun when writing post-rurenheim loser johan.#like i need him to not look at anyone with a fake plastic ass smile anymore and just look at them like he did tenma after waking from a com #pre-rurenheim johan: 😊😇😊#post-rurenheim johan: 😐😕😒😒#suusoh speaks

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always-amity · 11 months ago

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Some snapshots of the progression for my Toothless and Wodensfang designs.

These two were easily the most difficult designs for me to nail down, so they make for fun comparisons. Not to mention I accidentally ended up doing all of these almost exactly a year apart.

#we don't talk about the 2022 designs #I genuinely don't know what I was thinking with those #they're both horrendous #the colours are awful and Wodensfang looks like he's trying to be suave #the 2021 designs were also made before I figured out what I wanted SGM's to look like #and the 2022 ones were while I was still not quite sure how I wanted to have Toothless and Wodensfang work with those designs #but I'm pretty happy where I've ended up #especially with Wodensfang #Toothless might get some more tweaking in the future but for now he's good #httyd books #how to train your dragon books #httyd book fanart #Toothless #book Toothless #Wodensfang #seadragonus giagantus maximus #Amity Doodles

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jrueships · 1 year ago

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WHAT IN THE GAY SEX IS GOIN ONNN⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

#diggs trying to be suave but slightly wobbled cat walk over to allen bcs he overextended his straightened limbs #like when a cat gives a biiig stretch midwalk and almost falls from the imbalance but takes a quick step to keep looking cool #why do they have a handshake where josh makes diggs put his hands up for him #then diggs shakes his ass for him 🤨???#AND WHY WAS HE THE ONLY ONE SHAKIN????#diggs when away from josh allen: 😒..hmf! 😤! might leave 😸! who knows 😼#for five seconds #diggs when with josh allen for five seconds: in heat 😿

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camembri · 1 year ago

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every enemy in one piece that tries to take down the straw hats with force is lame actually. I wouldn't even need to fight I'd just introduce the word "pookie" into sanji's vocabulary and watch it all fall apart from afar

#one piece #straw hat pirates #black leg sanji #sanji #nami would NOT stand for such behaviour im weeping #he'd think hes so suave too lmaooo #sanji fighting for his life with the others in the aftermath trying to insist it was totally ironic #usopp would never let him live it down

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shima-draws · 2 years ago

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Thinks about Perry covered in the blood of his enemies and swoons

#LOGICALLY I know that actual killing probably isn't part of OWCA's philosophy. BUT. A girl can imagine in her head #Her blorbo fixing his bloody tie as he strolls out of a darkened room full of corpses.#IT'S POETRY. RIGHT??#Dealing with Doof is more like his dayjob. His REAL job is going out and doing crazy save the world shit #i.e. Stopping assassination plots. Doing his OWN assassination. Taking on several armed men at once.#Perry is basically Eggsy from Kingsman except mute. That's it that's the point I'm trying to make here #Or Harry. Either one works.#OR. Or. Loid Forger. DEFINITELY get Perry vibes from him.#Basically any hot secret agent who kills for a living that's what I'm. Yeah #Anyway in canon........er. In human Perry canon? He does not kill. He doesn't believe in that #Esp bc of parent trauma. AND bc if the boys ever found out Perry killed someone they'd never forgive him #He does have morals.#But in lesser canon. Non canon. AU of the AU. WHATEVER. He is capable of killing someone #Phin and Ferb would definitely be upset if they found out but they'd be slightly less upset to hear that Perry's only ever killed #truly EVIL people. Not 'evil' like Heinz. Actual scum of the earth kinds of people #Perry's like Loid and Yor combined. Clearing the earth of terrible awful people and also being a suave secret agent spy #Anyway I'm done now sorry I needed to ramble about that for a bit. LOL #PnF #Phineas and Ferb #Perry the platypus #Human Perry #Shima speaks

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