#he’s the biggest simp
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thomaluc + kaeya i did on stream ❤️💛 + 💙
#myart#marynoob#genshin diluc#genshin thoma#genshin#genshin fanart#genshin impact#genshin kaeya#kaeya#diluc#thoma#thomaluc#kaeya was requested by my mod#he’s the biggest simp#he told me to fuck myself when i let him know he missed the event w blushing kaeya#honestly i don’t blame him#vampire diluc#vampire hunter thoma#vampire au
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Calypso: The stars are beautiful tonight.
Odysseus: You know who else is beautiful?
Calypso (blushing): Who?
Odysseus: Penelope.
#incorrect epic quotes#epic the musical incorrect quotes#epic#epic the musical#epic the wisdom saga#epic: the musical#epic: the wisdom saga#jorge rivera herrans#odysseus#the odyssey#calypso#odyssey#ody#love in paradise#epic musical#odypen#penelope#ody is penny's biggest simp lmao#he's penelope-sexual#odysseus x penelope#kinda funny#as all things should be
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Do you think Angel Dust is so used to the sexualization and feminization of his body (like people calling him sexy, pretty, hot, beautiful, gorgeous, etc.) that when Husk finally does compliment him and calls him handsome, Angel just fucking melts 🫠💕 Like Angel comes out in a new suit fitted to his androgynous taste with heels and makeup and jewelry and he playfully twirls and asks Husk "How do I look baby?" And without missing a beat, with the goofiest love sick look on his face Husk replies "Very handsome, darling." Angel fully malfunctions, tripping over himself, and bright pink in the face.
Or like he's lounging around in his room in comfy clothes and Husk just looks at him all moony eyes and soft and Angel, a bit self conscious, demands "what the fuck are you starring at?" And Husk just smiles and shrugs and tells him "I don't know, I just...like looking at you. You're really adorable." And Angel has to hold back a squeal or perhaps its a squeak or some other embarrassing noise because nobody has called him "adorable" since he was a child.
Or perhaps they're out running errands for Charlie and suddenly get jumped by some gang; They kick ass obviously. Both coming out a little bruised and bloody but overall victorious, and Husk is looking at him again with that painfully adoring look that Angel still can't get used to. And Angel is pink in the face again, side eyeing the bar cat, asking: "Yeah?" "You're amazing, you know that." Husk said it so casually, so sweetly, so full of love that Angel had no other option but to kiss him.
Because what else was there to do? Like Husk just says shit like this to him and expects him to act normal?! How the hell was Angel supposed to maintain his composure when Husk kept looking at him like he was heaven itself?!!?? What was Angel supposed to do, not kiss the grumpy cat man breathless??? Like come on! 😤💕💕😤
#hazbin hotel#huskerdust#bunny talks#hazbin hotel husk#angel dust hazbin hotel#huskerdust headcanons#hazbin hotel headcanon#i love them 😭💕#they make each other soft 😍#husk would be the biggest simp i just know it#he's like so down bad 🤣💕#angel is too but he's not as good with words so he just smothers his kitty in kisses
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Nothing can convince me all this is platonic. Man really said "Stop the ceremony, the love of my life is here"
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thinking about how zoro probably does bulking when they have a longer journey on the ship and how he would get more squishy and soft around the edges and
#rambles#not the biggest zoro simp but if he was chonky? FUCK#roronoa zoro#one piece hcs#one piece headcanons#zoro x reader#zoro roronoa x reader
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Deathless death
#ff7#final fantasy 7#final fantasy vii#ffvii#sephiroth#cloud strife#BREAKING NEWS world's biggest sephiroth simp draws him naked again#“i just think he's neat... and it's good practice” artist had to say on the matter#oh yeah and cloud is there too i guess#sefikura#hello sefikura nation hello#tw blood#tw suggestive
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atla tweets but it's just zuko being a simp
#zuko is a simp!!#biggest simp to ever exist#but who wouldn't be a simp for katara#her nr 1 fan#is this based on a fanfic i'm working on?#maybeeeee#he's so in love#zuko is a simp#zuko#katara atla#katara#prince zuko#atla#avatar#avatar the last airbender#princess azula#azula#tweets#meme#zutara#zutara incorrect quotes#zuko and katara#katara and zuko
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#suddenly I have the urge to give the biggest head#……and to be put in a headlock#is it just me or does he look beefy in this pic#like mans is bulking up#i’m feeling a little insane over the thought of him in the gym 🙃#this is my second time comin on here to simp for hongjoong today lmao#yall sick of me yet? lol#hongjoong hard thoughts#joongie#☕️
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dont get me wrong i LOVE jealous obi wan but what i prefer is absulately PATHETIC jealous obi wan. like he sees quinlan flirt w cody and brush up against him every opportunity he gets just to annoy obi wan and he's fuming so much he trips and falls flat on his face. or when he sees ventress throw herself into codys lap and is about yell but smacks into a wall. or even better some random local on the planet they're staying offers to show cody around and he's too busy starting at every move they make and he full on headbutts a tree branch and cody has to call the medic to come aid him. obi wan is v smug that cody forgot his guide existed the moment he saw obi wan. VERY smug.
#no matter what yall say will change the fact that obi wan is the biggest simp to ever simp coming in VERY close second to anakin rizzwalker#who upon first meeting rex blushes such an alarming shade of red that he passes out and when he finds rex at his bedside he jumps so high#in surprise he falls off the bed and gets a bruised back#ANYWAy pathetic obi wan my favorite genre of man to ever man#he's SOOOOOOO pathetic and babygirl i thrive on his suffering#<3 him#dont ask why ventress is throwing herself at cody its random but i can see her doing fhat just to piss obi wan off#obi wan kenobi#commander cody#codywan#clone wars#star wars#gay#tcw#sw#the clone wars#asajj ventress#quinlan vos#rexwalker
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if you told 11 year old me that her favorite edgy tumblr sexy man, Bill Cipher, would in the future be the latest addition to the Cringe-Fail Gay Loser Club, i’m afraid she’d shoot you on the spot
#me and my little online friends were the biggest Bill simps#not my proudest moment#but don’t act like that wasn’t yall too#but yeah my perception of Bill has changed drastically it’s so funny#he’s so pathetic and so real#billford#bill cipher#the book of bill#gravity falls
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Anthony Lockwood is the most dramatic mf to ever exist and I love him so much for it.
They blow up the well in Combe Carey and he’s all *cough cough* "Lucy..." *using what he is making out to be his dying breath.* "Lucy" *laboured breathing* *grasps for her hand* and he's literally not even injured.
Then after he gets shot he’s all *dramatically collapses into her arms* "Woe is me! I'm finished! Done for! Cuput!" *lays in Lucy's lap and lets her tenderly stroke his face while he fakes unconsciousness* then is up, walking around and laughing like ~minutes~ later.
Lockwood (probably): “If I exaggerate my injuries Lucy will give me attention? Say less.”
#lockwood and co#lockwood & co#save lockwood and co#he’s such a simp#anthony lockwood#worlds biggest drama queen
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I’ve been having a rough couple of weeks (nothing bad!! just general stress…general depression…the usual…you know😔🙏) but even though I haven’t been drawing as much, I’ve been trying my hardest to respond to all the messages & comments etc here…you all are so sweet & I love talking to you🥹💓😙😙
1) the sunrise this morning!!!! It’s been the nastiest June ever…cloud and rain every single day so to finally have a nice day after a week of rain makes me so happy!! 💓💓
2) the flowers I got a few days ago🥹🥹🥹
3) all I wanted to do when I woke up today was listen to Led Zeppelin on repeat and lay in bed in a depression funk😆😆 but I dragged myself out of bed & drew Robert Plant at the beach instead💓💓💓 tbh I think the sun helps a lot with my mood!!
4) I forced my friend to come over and we played Pax Renaissance (literally the most obtuse, bizarre board game of all time but I’m obsessed with it🙏🙏)(I lost every game bahahahahahahaha)
5) I did a bit of makeup today after a week of nothing💓
#sorry if you don’t like these I know this is a fanart blog#but I also like making these little diary posts sometimes too💓💓💓#hope you all had/are having a good weekend!!!!#if I fall off the radar again….just know im obsessively deep-cleaning my apartment#whenever I get in these moods I decide to clean a lot#I already feel awful why not just do an activity I hate too😆😆 and when I feel better it’s like my home magically cleaned itself😆😆#im the biggest Robert Plant simp in the world😇😇😇#there is something so sexy about him😫😫😫 like his voice…his complete ease and comfort with who he is and how he presents himself…#his hair…😫😫😫😫 god I love him#and don’t even get me started on Jimmy Page………#sorry guys I’m such a nerd bajahahahahajajjajajaaj
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okay so maybe i have a favourite strawhat
#sanji#one piece sanji#black leg sanji#one piece#sanji fanart#one piece fanart#MY BABYGIIIIIIIIRRRRLL I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#me: starts watching op because i liked luffy and thought he was cute#me now: has become the biggest sanji simp#what happened lmao
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the sole reason i dont ship aleduncan as much as id like is bc their dumb ass facial hair limits me
they get stuck together like velcro
#woof gin’s art meow#total drama#duncan td#alejandro burromuerto#aleduncan#tdwt#duncney#technically#anyway#these two having those stupid goatees#is like clipping an angels wings#i thunk if one were to shave#it’d be duncan bc he’s the biggest simp#(and he looks the ugliest)
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they literally built gu won to be the loserest most pathetic wet puppy simp babygirl of a romance male lead. the most failhusband chaebol tsundere of all time. and you expect me to NOT lap this shit up week after week!!!!
#LIKE!!!!! every episode he reaches all new levels of pathetic loser simp and makes the biggest softest simp eyes for sarang#yet he is utterly hopeless at expressing an emotion the normal way#literal guy of all time#bong joonho voice to me this is cinema#king the land#킹더렌드#kdrama#ro talks
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Considering that Celeborn basically leapt into war and did not listen when Galadriel chided him for wanting to go, he has to be a pretty stubborn fellow. I guess there is a reason Sauron as Halbrand had so much success deceiving her while posing as an obstinate little dude contradicting her all the time.
#my celeborn headcanon is that he is the biggest simp ever and would always wax poetry about his wife or tease her#but when they butted heads there were a lot of irritated glares and slamming goblets on the table#okay but where is he now#celeborn come home your wife is all alone and sad come give her some support already#galadriel#celeborn#sauron#halbrand#the rings of power
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