#he’s such a hypocrite
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I want to go to my grandfathers house but I have to go a birthday party and I really don’t want to
my father said it is because i don’t go out with my friends but he doesn’t know that ALL MY FRIENDS ARE IN MY PHONE
Everyone in my family automatically assumes I have no friends 😭😭😭I just wanna see my grandpa man I don’t want to go to this goddamn party that, mind you, my father YELLED AT ME ABOUT?????? PICK ONE!!! Do you want me to go to this unnecessary function or visit my FAMILY?!??
#He’s such a hypocrite#It’s either “you never hang out with your friends” or “come hang out with your family you must hate us”
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“Discussing the Shikon jewel with someone who is alive only through dead souls is unseemly.”
Naraku, you’re literally made up of dead demons. You restored your body by having demons kill and absorb one another. You don’t get to comment on Kikyo being a walking corpse. 😑
#Inuyasha#Naraku#he’s such a hypocrite#also damn right his new face is fine it was HITOMI KAGEWAKI’S HE CHOSE HIM BECAUSE HE WAS PRETTY#I hate Naraku so much.#my man hitomi deserved better
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the fact that gale supposedly loves katniss So Much yet when she has more trauma than he could fit in his pinky finger and it was HIS idea that got her sister killed, the person who was the only reason katniss was in the games to begin with, all he could do was stiffen up and pull some “gee i don’t know if that was my fault but it sure sucks” bullshit. gale is the example of “some people let war consume them until that’s all that’s left” in the narrative and you cannot convince me otherwise.
#g talks#he’s such a hypocrite#and the fact that he was willing to kill everyone in district 2#because ‘no one who works for the capital is innocent’#but then he doesn’t truly act like he cares when one of their own dies#an innocent#someone he’d just done a propo talking about protecting#saying how traumatic it was#and then to just let her die like this#and have no request for justice or vengeance#because he got what HE wanted#and that’s all that’s mattered from the beginning#anti gale hawthorne#thg#mine#/mobile
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Jason but he wears this helmet 😼
#jason todd#red hood#dc comics#batman#my art#digital art#just something really quick because I saw these helmets for the first time a few days ago and have been thinking about them ever since#won’t tag dick because he’s not even really here#also dick doesn’t know what he’s talking about cause those helmets are sick as hell#mister hypocrite DISCOWING grayson
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Bruce: *waking up in a hospital that he drove himself to after having a heart attack and telling absolutely nobody* hey…
The entirety of the batclan looking over him with Dick in the centre, an absolute terrifying grin on his face:
Dick: hello Bruce, nice evening isn’t it? Got something to share with us?
Edit: the fic is now out on ao3! https://archiveofourown.org/works/57780508
#I’m writing a fic abt this if anyone is interested hehe#he proceeds to give him an Alfred long lecture about injuries and shit#the word “hypocrite” gets said at least 50 times#everybody is fucking ecstatic that they caught him in the act cause ever time THEY hide their injuries they’ll just bring this up#batman#dc comics#batfam#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#nightwing#red hood#red robin#kate kane#batwoman#batgirl#cassandra cain#tim drake#damian wayne#robin#damian al ghul#fanfiction#batman fanfiction#heart attack#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect dc quotes#batman and robin
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tf isthis how you flirt ? ?
(part 6-7/?)
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#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#cw strangulation#whata hypocrite#makingproblems out of nothing forno reason#cantbe normal for one minute no not ever#hes totes projecting smh#also little explanation for the glitch effects - this isnt his actualform itsjust a manifestation with lesspowers n stuffso she can#be mor undercover#so the crackling is like hes destabilizing#emotions dothat to a fella#he haaates being calledout for hisbulshit
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read them to absolute FILTH
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uhmhmhmmm just occasional thoughts about Daniel's interaction with Marius
#(can't wait to see old Daniel shutting him up immediately)#sorry i can't stand Marius's hypocritic ass and since his role in Lestat's life is unavoidable then i just need to see Daniel's reaction#because old Daniel is definitely going to be much different from the book one (who ended up living with Marius at some point 😭)#like oh damn he isn't going to deal with Marius's bullshit and his “im the smartest person in the room” behavior#and ofc im sure he is going to call the fucker out for all the shit he did to Armand#iwtv#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#amc interview with the vampire#iwtv daniel#daniel molloy#marius de romanus#iwtv fanart#vampire chronicles#my fanart
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Losing my fucking mind over this passage. you're telling me, after physically and emotionally torturing him, tricking him into building a doomsday device, emotionally manipulating him for YEARS, and ruining his relationship with his only remaining friend, this is what Ford counts as "crossing a line"? This is Fords breaking point? After everything? It's been over a decade since he's seen Stanley. He has no reason or intention to contact him. After all this time, he's still angry at him. And yet, Bill using his body, his voice, to tell Stanley that he hates him and never loved him is too much, too horrible even for Bill. THIS is what forces Ford to take action. AFTER EVERYTHING. Stanford Pines the man that you are. aa. aaaaaa
#i'll admit this does read a bit like 'you can't ruin my relationship with my brother. that's my job'#but ford is a hypocrite. we know this#despite inviting stan over to be his errand boy he doesn't want stan to get involved in his mess#he would never say it out loud but his brothers safety is still a priority of his. despite everything#under dozens of layers of anger and pride and upset he still cares for stanley so deeply. ahhhh#aigh#aogugughgh#gravity falls#stan twins#gf#stanford pines#the book of bill#stanford pines what is wrong with you (affectionate)#gf meta
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MC doing what we all wished we could do (aka napping on the floor with ominis )😴💕
#ill never get over how he just sleeps on the floor its so cute to me and seems so at odds with his personality which makes it better#hogwarts legacy#hphl#ominis gaunt#ominis gaunt x mc#ominis gaunt x oc#ominis x mc#hogwarts legacy ominis#hogwarts legacy fanart#hey look everyone its my nameless MC aka just brown haired clora LMAOOO#its like when u play a fighting game and you and your friend both choose the same chara. this is clora with a diff colour scheme BAHAHA#this has been in my wips for like a year im not even joking im glad to finally actually draw it properly LMAO#i also love how all of my ominis centric posts involve him on the floor/talking about the floor LMFAOO EVEN THE SMUT ONE#what can i say i just love a man who isnt afraid to chill on the floor ok#also i love a hypocritical man LMAO apparently. i always make seb a hypocrite and now im makin ominis one too#HOW COULD U SLEEP ON THE FLOOR MC?#meanwhile#also srry but dont get ur hopes up for more ominis content anytime soon this was just in my wips and i rly wanted to finally have it done#A RARE TREAT FOR THE OMINIS GIRLIES#choccyart
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#logan howlett#wolverine#xmen#i like to imagine hes glaring at a kid skipping class to smoke#hes not a hypocrite cus his healing factor#but they dont know that
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ive seen complaints about laios not showing as much emotion as he should have on faligons reveal and i just know its because everyone was expecting him to be heartbroken
but its because that is not a heartbroken man. he legitimately thinks falin looks cool. that is the voice of an envious sibling looking at his sisters much cooler halloween costume and hes judging her for it being too much which is especially funny considering what happens later
#laios touden#“hey isnt that too much” he says like a hypocrite like any sibling trying to downplay a cool thing would#falin touden#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon
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“I want you to stay with me, because you want to. Only if you want to”
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Everybody raving about the “I didn’t realize you think sow low of me” while I’m still obsessing abt this
edit: forgot to add the second ver. so adding it in now
#Broooooo I am so sick of people piling on Stolas for being a hypocrite and assuming the worst#and I’m so sick of people blaming Blitzo and failing to realize how insecure he is about being loved#helluva boss blitzo#helluva blitz#helluva boss blitz#helluva boss fanart#helluva boss stolas#stolas goetia#stolitz#full moon helluva boss#full moon episode#I deadass think he handles giving the asmodean crystal really well#this scene made me cry#artists on tumblr#digital art#fanart#art#helluva boss fandom
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@princess-of-purple-prose your tag made me laugh ꉂ(ᵔ́▽ᵔ̀) who are you to try denying necromancy allegations, sqq??? obviously the effort to get along with the other protagonists is going great, keep up the good work!!
#svsss#mdzs#wangxian#bingqiu#shen qingqiu#wei wuxian#luo binghe#lan wangji#mxtx#the ironic thing is that i think wei wuxian could potentially get along with *shen yuan* like a house on fire#but shen “poser” qingqiu? wwx picks up the holier-than-thou hypocritical cultivation master vibe from a mile off and is having none of it#...however i think if wwx tried to needle sqq like he does lan qiren that would clear a lot of things up#wwx tries to make a point and by the end they are both loudly and angrily agreeing with each other#wwx can draw out sqq's rants#they get along better after that#my art
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I like to think this scene is the moment Crosshair decided they were keeping the reg (not Hunter -- Crosshair. Because he's the baby brother and he gets what he wants). Crosshair is highly skilled and extremely irritating at times but he values loyalty, competency, and valor, and I think he saw all three in Echo right off the bat.
Crosshair was kind of the one who stuck beside Echo and General Skywalker during this arc. (I would like to point out that he shot threats off of Mr. The-Chosen-One twice in these episodes, thus proving his cool factor and my belief that Anakin was always slightly overrated.) He got a front-row seat to watch this broken, malnourished POW get jerked straight out of cryo just to 1) goof off and snark to his captain and general, 2) jump on a living dragon thing and just wing it like "Sure I can fly this why not" and 3) start popping airborne droids with ZERO armor and a borrowed (stolen?) blaster.
Of course Crosshair looked at Echo, then to his brothers, then back to Echo and went "He's ours now, deal with it." Echo reminded him so much of himself and his squadmates that he imprinted on sight.
#the bad batch#star wars#tbb hunter#sw tbb#tbb echo#tbb wrecker#tbb crosshair#tbb tech#captain rex#anakin skywalker#I don't really like Anakin at all at any point#reading the comic when he pretty much brags to A'Sharad Hett that he massacred his people just gutted him in my eyes#Not to mention he was a massive hypocrite for most of his life#echo just needs hugs#and now somehow he has new brothers that are weird like him#Rex is slowly realizing that his kid/little brother just got adopted out from under him and he's not sure how to handle it#skakko minor#POW rescure#Echo is the man no matter what shape he's in#But I totally think Crosshair gave him the blaster immediately
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you get how much it means that ERROR makes a DRAWING of INK????
#or at least he wants to pass it off as his own#i hate him so much he's such a hypocrite#/silly#undertale#undertale au#utmv#ink sans#error sans#fluffy trash
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