#he’s striker

[hes-striker]

well happy birthday cowboy*blows kisses*

Striker: uh…it’s not my birthday.

Bunny: Is it?

[hes-striker]

Striker: What the fuck is this?

Blitzø: Ohh looks like one of the “get to know me” sorta things. I wanna answer some! We should do it! Who knows, maybe we can learn about each other this way.

Striker: *rolls eyes* Fine but only because I’m bored. *sits on the couch in the I.M.P. Office with Blitzø sitting right next to him.

nosy anons let's go

0: Height

1: Age

2: Shoe size

3: Do you smoke?

4: Do you drink?

5: Do you take drugs?

6: Age you get mistaken for

7: Have tattoos?

8: Want any tattoos?

9: Got any piercings?

10: Want any piercings?

11: Best friend?

12: Relationship status

13: Biggest turn ons

14: Biggest turn offs

15: Favorite movie

16: I’ll love you if…

17: Someone you miss

18: Most traumatic experience

19: A fact about your personality

20: What I hate most about myself

21: What I love most about myself

22: What I want to be when I get older

23: My relationship with my sibling(s)

24: My relationship with my parent(s)

25: My idea of a perfect date

26: My biggest pet peeves

27: A description of the girl/boy I like

28: A description of the person I dislike the most

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend

30: What I hate the most about work/school

31: What my last text message says

32: What words upset me the most

33: What words make me feel the best about myself

34: What I find attractive in women

35: What I find attractive in men

36: Where I would like to live

37: One of my insecurities

38: My childhood career choice

39: My favorite ice cream flavor

40: Who I wish I could be

41: Where I want to be right now

42: The last thing I ate

43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately

44: A random fact about anything

[sophfandoms53]

Striker slowly losing his sanity because no one in this damn show can take anything seriously is so funny to me im sorry😭

[almondcroissantsandink]

i will give the animators 12 american dollars if this is how the inevitable final faceoff with Striker goes down

[kurumeuruki]

So I had this random idea since spooky month is coming and all and

PT TEAM MASQUERADE OUTFITS LETS GOOOOOOOOOO

Closeups:

[umnokorito]

[be-queer-do-arson]

I love that scene in tkm where Wymack tells Neil he's going to make him vice captain the next year and Neil tries to politely decline (on the grounds that he'll be dead by then) and Wymack is literally like too bad bitch. This isn't a democracy and i say you're the next captain so figure it out

[skyberia]

a ghost amongst the living (consequences of a cognitive death.)

[kevindavidday]

kandreil is so funny to me. subject andrew minyard to not just one horror but two. and they're always arguing.

[uselessalexis165]

so you say

[wazzi2ya]

I wonder if Blitz realizes that what he saw when Fizz was talking about Ozzie

Is the same thing everyone else saw when he was talking about Stolas

[hes-striker]

have any names in mind Striker?

Striker: I have a few brewing. I like Colt, Smith, Wesson.

Blitzø: Are those just revolver names?

Striker: Yeah. And?

Blitzø: That is so cool! What do you think about the name Sterling?!

[coprolite-moment]

..so i may have went into a trance yesterday.

follow along the obscenely long pipeline of me just drawing striker over and over again until I'm finally happy with the adapted artstyle. spoiler alert! he smells very bad! he throws used car batteries into the ocean!!

[sadboyjacinter]

trying to be brave and get over anxiety and my friend was like "would kevin day act like this?" and actually YES, he would. he would be so anxious his stomach would hurt and he would chug as much vodka as possible but he would do it! so im gonna beat this anxiety like kevin day, hands shaking and barely breathing but im Gonna Do It.

[majosullivan]

Blitzo, having a sudden internal pause at the hospital: Why am I feeling a complete sense of pride and joy about Moxxie right now?

[ms-cartoon]

"You speak just like that Striker friend of yours. The one you tried to kill me and you couldn't be bothered to help me?"

*Gasp* oh my god! You're right! I-I'm so so sorry, your royal highn-ass. I dunno what I was thinking, not stopping what I was doing to save you. I dunno why I did that.

Maybe it's because I have a life outside of FUCKING WITH YOU every goddamn minute!!!