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petboymart · 1 year

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Guard dog! Ushijima👀👀the power and stamina

terrifying!

he’s a big scary rottie with a mean glare

he’s so overprotective it’s almost comical

“ushijima it’s just groceries!”

“the checkout boy likes to eye you.”

“there are several other cashiers!!”

“he might walk around the store looking for you find you and then he’ll kidnap you and kill you.”

“i told you to stop watching true crime documentaries let me go shopping-“

and he cuts u off by pinning u down and fucking ur brains out

he drills you so hard that you can barely walk the next day and you’re so full of cum you don’t even want to walk

ushijima orders groceries on uber eats n u two cuddle the rest of the day (w his cock plugging u up) <3

#petboy mart !!#nox !!#haikyuu petboys !!#guarddog boy aisle !!#guarddog ushijima !!#customer service !!#anonymous customer !!#i love wakatoshi ‘fat cock’ ushijima #he’s so silly and so so so fine

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butchfalin · 10 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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just-an-enby-lemon · 2 months

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The thing about jonmartin is that Martin wants to be a romantic, he loves poetry and probably watches romance but for him it is a fantasy, a silly game he plays. Martin is at his core very cynical. Things don't work out for him so he doesn't really belive in romance, it is a pretty dream but that's it. He is pratical and realist. Dating Jon he has to remind himself it is real and he actually struggles with romantic gestures, it is something he has to remind himself to do, to remind himself he can do even and honestly who even has the energy and what if Jon doesn't even like it?

Jon on the other hand wants to be cynical. His first coping mechanism was pretend the things he was afraid of weren't real and goddam if he isn't afraid of love. It didn't really work to him so far so it's easy to pretend he doesn't care. But he is a romantic at heart. He saw love and he read about it and he has enough evidence that it is undeniable. And to be honest Jon was always to much a bunch of mushy feelings hidden in a grumpy (and bitter and afraid) trench coat. Dating Martin he has to hold himself so he isn't too much. He plays the grumpy unromantic guy at first. But he just can't stop giving flowers and planing dates (this is the guy that saw a theme park on a fear domain and considered how he wanted to take Martin to a romantic ferris whell date [until he discovered Martin was afraid of them]) and making all the silly things one does when in love.

TR: Martin is deep down very cynical about love but wants to/pretends to be a romantic and Jon is deep down very romantic but wants to/pretends to be cynical about love.

#that's also to say Martin is definitivaly the one forgeting important dates #wich is more complicated cause jon consider random things important #like jon has no expectation that martin will actualy do something to celebrate 'the aniversary of the first time you got me flowers'#but he will circle the date and give martin a flower and martin will go 'is this jon being silly or did i forgot our birthday again'#until jon just stops circling it on calendars so martin won't be anxious #jon is romantic enough that he is fine being the only one that rememberz #remember guys jon asked if they would find each other in every universe #jon belived he and martin would always be together #martin belived it was a miracle they were together once a great miracle but a miracle #tma #the magnus archives #martin blackwood #jonathan sims #jonmartin #jmart #teaholding

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shepscapades · 4 months

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#Happy pride everybody. Who’s gonna tell him #Who’s gonna tell him most of the ones he made including the one he’s talking to is…. Well. I shan’t say #Dbhc #dbhc sillies #Dbhc art #dbhc doc #dbhc xisuma #xisuma #docm77 #docsuma #to me #hermitcraft au #almost put “do you want me to do like. Gay maintenance” but it was pointed out to me that. That’s like #WAY more suggestive than what I intended it to mean DFJBDFGBJXFG SO ITS FINE #art escapades

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rynli · 6 days

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when Kim asks what happened to your badge (and gun) (and MC)

#he forgor!#disco Elysium #Harry du bois #fanart #eto bleh #de #animation #meme #video #we may have lost our gun but we stay silly #did this to procrastinate a larger project (the Sandwich) and ran out of juice halfway through ghhg but it’s fine #the audio is so cursed #hearing that anime girl voice while I was scrubbing back and forth fighting timing was taking me OUT #rynArts #I said I wasn’t going to post on Saturday and here I am

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heyitsspiders · 7 months

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More than anything

im genuinely really happy with this :D

#hazbin hotel #lucifer magne #lucifer hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #hazbin lucifer #digital art #hazbin art #i love this goober #art #he's so silly #and fine #god i spent too long on this #like 3 hours

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4ever-feral · 2 months

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Pov: Your married to Pedro and love taking pictures of him whenever you can. 🤎

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milesofstars · 1 month

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sleepy shuichi doodles, he probably just woke up

been messing around with my artsyle a bit recently so its a bit different between pieces

also this was just drawing over a sketch i did while rewatching sonic fandubs for the millionth time (where r the sonic fandubs fans at!! please i love them sm)

#shuichi saihara #art #my art #danganronpa #danganronpa v3 #drv3 #the silly #cant relate though im going to SLEEP!#shuichi is so cutiepie #does monokuma provide pjs because it must suck sleeping in those outfits #shuichi is fine though he has a shirt underneath the jacket #if you send me art suggestions i may draw them.. i have free time..#i finally figured out how to draw this guys hair #diversity win! your protag is gay

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lesbiandardevil · 10 months

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getting all the trolls art out of my system before i explode like a piñata so .. doodles dump 🌈🎉

#if viva doesnt braid branchs hair then whats the point ..#also floyd moment cause hes so cute <3 #realized that i draw them so much brighter !!! and thats fine by me tbh #theyre so cute and silly and colourful i love them ..#lesbian viva is real to me also sorry everyone else #broppy are also lesbians to me but thats a story for another day #(< lesbian who is normal about lesbian hcs(#closed the parenthesis wrong ach #scribbles #my art #trolls #trolls band together #branch #poppy and branch #broppy #viva trolls #floyd trolls #dreamworks trolls #queen poppy

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cappycodeart · 10 months

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CONCEPT DOODLES for an AU I dabbled in with a few friends after the winter king episode but kinda forgot about after the Fionna and Cake finale... I decided to revisit it and explore a little more after coming to terms with everything LOL... So, it's another "Winter King doesn't die immediately after his crown gets nuked" AU, but THIS TIME he's just dying really slowly (like Simon in the Betty episode) and ALSO joins Fionna, Cake, and Simon on their search for magic crowns. There's no logic behind this tbh, we just wanted to put him through The Horrors. And make them all friends. But mostly The Horrors. :) (he only gets to live as a treat, because I think he's funny).

Bonus (old screenshot), because this is still funny to me:

#adventure time #atimers #fionna and cake #winter king #simon petrikov #fionna campbell #cake the cat #shared custody au #winter stowaway au #fan art #digital art #flat color #2023 #this is my blog so whatevers man... ima just post what I want now... and what I want rn is silly simon AUs LOL...#so expect more of me releasing my stash tomorrow #this AU makes the story like 500x more messy but it's fine it's funny that's the point don't think too hard about it #this is their fault for killing him now I gotta make up scenarios where he is alive #his design is inspired by some doodles my friend crayon did #ALSO I wanted to keep some of his features different from default simon so they're easier to tell apart...#like YEAH they're the same character... but also I just think it'd be fun... if they had subtle differences... because alternate universes #ALSO HE'S PALE BECAUSE HE'S DYING. JUST MAKING THAT DISCLAIMER... HIS SKIN TONE IS KINDA CLOSE TO DYING SIMON IN THE BETTY EP #BUT IN NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES HE'D BE CLOSER TO SIMON'S COLORS

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wild0moon · 4 months

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highly amused by the responses to my tankdad post all being either feral excitement over tankdad (same) or thirsting for john's body with very little in-between