#he’s so hot and like a soft man
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And it was Lucien’s advice that worked and was indeed, good for her.
#lucien vanserra#elain archeron#elucien#he’s so hot and like a soft man#hes just one of the best bois#I am totally so so chill about him#totally normal about him 👍🏻#she lied — like a liar#gigi reads acowar
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KEANU REEVES ARCH Motorcycle
#Keanu Reeves#*#kreevesedit#keanuedit#hey whatcha doin with those catchers mitts#I LOVE AN OLD MAN#me 5'4": i will pick him up#this man is boyfriend shaped#my favorite shape#he's really been here and hot my whole damn life#i need him in a way that's concerning to feminism#are backpacks you wear in the front a thing? because i would like to be one#people who don't like gray hair are weak#GRAY#hi i'm not over this little series of videos#IT'S THE BACKWARDS HAT#AND THE WORN SHIRT#like let me wear™ the shirt#keke pls#so soft boyfriend coded#i need to be sedated#I NEED A REST#[SIRENS] [YELLING] [HELICOPTERS] [EXPLOSION] MY LEG#if i lay here#if i just lay here#would you....never mind.....#i need him carnally#i need to go....
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at that point in life where i know i deserve a ripped, tall, dark-haired, and handsome dude to fold me in half
#can he have tattoos like sukuna pretty please#and suguru's long hair#i deserve it#this also applies to johnny he provoked this with those maldives pics#helpf how do i get a gymrat boyfie its urgent !!!!!!#i feel like im gong insane#woke up and suddenly craved meaty arms#absabsabs#pecs#am i#ovulating#?????? literally wont accept any less than this i desevre a HOT man that is lowkey mean to others but has a soft spot for me and spoils me#nd calls me princess oh so sweetly while he fucks me gOOD#HDHJSJJWJSJ tgis js bad#im going insaaaaane#is this the frontal lobe speaking#bc i used to be into tall men yes but make it lanky#now i want a MAN#MEAT#MUSCLES#literally foaming at the mouth#send helpfpf
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lowkey annoying how the same people who say “wesker would not say he loves you” and accuse people who say that of making wesker ooc are the same people who genuinely think he’d kill you for interacting with him, which is also ooc
#like shut up shut up shut up y’all only like him cause he’s hot and you have no actually regard for his character#y’all r so annoying thinking in his general life he’d be genuinely disgusted at a normal human interaction#no he wouldn’t kill you the second he saw you he’s not an impulsive person#y’all only think that because he’s weird as fuck in re5 and you base all your opinions on him strictly on that game#did you forget the part where he literally fucked some girl from edonia ??? and had a partnership with her ???#people who genuinely think he acts like his re5 self in his general life do not know his charcater at all#and it’s so genuinely frustrating to see him so out of character in that way#also people wanting wesker to comfort them does not mean they think he’s a soft little baby man#it’s called having a comfort character#of course the character is gonna be softer#people who go ‘he wouldn’t comfort you he’d kill you in a second’ are the most insufferable people#shut up and let people have a comfort character#i could rant for hours about how wesker is perceived so wrongly by other wesker fans#well.. THOSE wesker fans that r annoying asf#oh lawd#(they just think he’s hot and have only seen him in re5)#daily reminder wesker would not kill you the second you spoke to him 👍#he prob doesn’t know you he has 0 incentive to kill you#like why is he being characterized like a sensitive angry man#why would i ever want to associate wesker with a real man#no thank you
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What i think i love the most about the live action is just how much love there is? Yeah its different from the anime, but honestly....kinda better. I love how kind they all are, the strawhats clearly just love each other already, their own little family
#opla#crying screaming throwing up#i hope we do get to see more of their og personalities shine through#i.e. sanji being a bit of a hotheaded dumbass and zoro being a bit of a moron and nami being a bit more a big sister hahaha#but i love the opla strawhats so much man#i love that they highlight that sanji is inherently soft or that usopp really is charismatic or that zoro really is a snarky gay bitch lmAO#and like i ADORE opla nami#im so excited for chopper man... im watching the anime atm and he still isnt here yet ;-;#boku wa doctor tony tony chopper if you even care#god if they made everyone else hot can you imagine how hot robin will be!?!?!?#ugh....can you imagine how theyd tackle whole cake island with soft!sanji ....feelsbadman.jpg#i mean we have a LONG way to go before we even tackle the time skip....very apprehensive as yo how sanjis will be tackled bc girl...#lbr that shit was insensitive and transphobic af....#dont get me wrong....sanjis a fucking misogynist lmao....less so in the la...still there tho#god bless him...thinks hes just chilvalrous#anyway no notes on luffy he is literally perfect can do no wrong precious baby#if anything hes not as objectively stupid lol but like they only had 8 eps..you really can only squeeze in the most important shit#anyway i am screaming...dennis o'hare NEEDS to play eric the whirlwind if they utilise that shit#anywya thats my rambling for today lol
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Trying to imitate the shows art style for comics has me feeling like I don't know how to draw, so I decided to try and figure them out in my usual style.
I couldn't commit to a full human disguise though because I crave their more demonic aspects.
#stolas#blitzo#blitzø#stolitz#helluva boss#design headcanons and ideas tag dump incoming#Stolas is obviously based on the official design with a couple of tweaks#I love his second set of eyes so I hc he uses the glasses to conceal rather than imitate them#obviously used a lot of fanon interpretations and barb as inspo for blitz#couldn't commit to making him bald I'm sorry but the guys hairline is dire as penance#wanted to go for a soft mohawk feel as a stand in for his spines to make my decisions feel justified and a little reminiscent of ep2#and just to revoke some of his hair privileges#spent the whole time flipflopping between whether Blitz was too hot or not hot enough#man has bagged himself at least 2 high profile hotties#counter argument: he's a fucking trash fire (affectionate)#Blitz isn't short he's like a little below average#Stolas is just a lamp post of a man#Not me using character study as an excuse to draw them going on a second date where Blitz gives a shit so I can cope#Stolas getting them into Ozzie's made it clear they are both the 'he asked for no pickles' boyfriend#and that's a fucking power couple right there.#my art
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there should be more media showing bad sex, i think? not even like ABHORRENT sex. unenjoyable sex, but like. mediocre. middling. Average. cuz that shits real too!
and i think there should be hot people shown having bad sex too
#this is why i love ‘girls’#on hbo max#so many of the sex scenes are really fucking awkward and uncomfortable#but like#thats just whats its like out here! its so fucking real#one of the ig hottest?? sex scenes was between a gay man and str8 woman#which he didnt even finish he hot immediately soft after a bit#so thats the bar for it
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Literally fan goals right there❤️
#vinnie hacker#vinnie icons#vinnie hacker stan#looking like a snack#he looks so soft#amazing#vinnie hacker x black!reader#fine man#he looks so good#she’s hot#slay mama#tiktok boys
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#The last gif is everything. He looks so innocent here#He looks so soft stop it#How does this giant man manage to look like a puppy holding a puppy#He also looks really hot. The second gif GEEZ#I need him to pet and coo at Johnny like that in that exact outfit#Because I KNOW Johnny would d fond and amused until Terry starts baby talking the dog#B line to (gently. he loves animals) pick up the puppy and sit in Terry’s lap#so he can pet the dog while Terry pets him#anyway yes I’m like a crazy old lady telling a wall her stories while the staff watches#thomas ian griffith#avalanche#escape from alaska#both i guess?#silverlaw
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I reread your latest Ari fic all the time, ugh, I need a man like him:(
don’t we all :(((
#my latest Ari fic is actually so hot like i reread it all the time too 😂😂😭😭#I want a man like that sooo bad#the way he’s sooooo soft dom in that#anon
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ok but one of my favorite things about ofmd will always be the body diversity among the cast, & how characters of all shapes & sizes are shown as being worthy of beauty & pleasure & love.
#seeing ppl thirsting over wee john heals something inside me.#& pete & lucius with their hot normal bodies that they use to FUCK.#& seeing olu land not only jim but the goddamn pirate queen !!#& no one ever questioning why.#because there is no question.#he's hot & sweet & soft & he's just what they both need !!!#idk man i just like seeing normal ass people being pretty & loved.#i'm so deeply sick of Capitalism-Approved Marvel-Inspired Hotness.#give me real humans not model types please they're so much sexier.#personal#txt#ofmd
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Kyle Soto being a musician will forever be a hilarious mystery to me. The guy looks like the most generic Handsome White Dude ever - as in, High Fashion handsome. Babygirl, you belong in a Calvin Klein or Hugo Boss ad. HOW did you end up making the most gut-punching, heart-breaking, escapism dreamy emo music ever?
#quiet post because i don't think anyone is this insane about Seahaven#or even listens to them for that matter 💀#(which is a shame. they are SO GOOD but have very little reach/exposure)#but yeah. Kyle has such a warm low tone and amazing range. got that midwest emo-esque shoegaze rock sound to a t.#and then you see his face and he looks like he belongs in a runway. Paris Fashion Week lookin ass 😭#quite literally the definition of “noo don't cry you're so hot”. incredible phenomenon. top tier lyrics and guitar playing too.#my boy has the face of Gorgeous Love Interest Frat Boy Turned Doctor/Farmer in a Netflix rom-com#and yet has the voice and soul of Emo Soft Boy who is a liiiitle bit too obsessed with The Smiths and idk. Pablo Neruda.#you know what? he's pretty much a YA Main Love Interest. yeah. he's got that Sadness™ but make it hot vibe. yeah.#he's a free spirit. a prince. he's Sad and Traumatised. he loves the beach. he never wanted the throne. he killed a man. saves turtles.#yeah. a peculiar man. need to put him in a mason jar and shake it like a firefly.#seahaven#kyle soto
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I had yet another long, strenuous day yesterday and didn't finish work until super late and then I couldn't fall asleep until well past 2am cuz I was in so much pain from standing literally all day
#what made it worse was the client I spent most of my day with was a brand new client. and she booked super last minute#so I wasnt mentally prepared for doing a 5 hour color. and her natural hair was already pretty light so I had to foil foil foil. go back.#pull out first couple foils. foil foil foil. go back. pull out the next few.#over and over and over.#and her hair was so fucking long. and so fucking thick.#and after the first hour she wouldn't talk. like I like my silence so I don't fight it much#but every now and then I would try to engage with her. I'd say something and she would straight up ignore me. no acknowledgment.#which makes me feel anxious cuz it's like jesus... does she hate me?? did I piss her off somehow?#even when I finished her hair (it looked fucking amazing no lie. one of my best highlights yet.) she had next to no reaction to it#she was like 'it looks fine. I mean good. it's good.' completely deadpan#I laughed it off and was like yeah it's been a long day girl! but it looks amazinggg on you!!#no response. deep inhale. alright.#whatever tho.#when I did finally get off work I stopped @ bojangles cuz I was lightheaded and hadn't eaten since morning#and when I tell you I almost broke down into tears cuz there were so many people crowding the goddamn pickup area.#and so many bizarre conversations going on. genuinely felt like I was in some form of hell#like my feet hurt. my back hurts. I'm tired. I didn't get the validation I like to have over a 5 hour transformative color.#I'm hungry and there are two elderly women blocking the pickup counter. one is hard of hearing so she keeps yelling HUH???#and the other only speaks in soft baby whispers. that goes as well as you can imagine.#there's a man behind me grilling an employee abt whether or not he goes to church. he starts witnessing to him#and the employee says 'I've never thought about it like that before' no less than 4 times.#there's a child in front of me playing tiktoks @ full volume. and this is all happening simultaneously.#I really considered just leaving without my food but I knew I needed to eat and didnt have anything at home so I stuck it out#was it worth it? no. bojangles honestly sucks these days but what's a girl gonna do.#got home and tried to pass out but nope. tossed and turned all night.#put on hot n cold patches to try to soothe the pain a little. didn't work cuz one pain would be eased a bit and another pain would take over#blahhhhhh#and now. I get to do it all over again! yippeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
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This man just made me strawberry pancakes for breakfast, with strawberries from his own plant. All of his houseplants are named, and live in really pretty pots.
Help, I'm catching feelings.
#he made me a mocha using hazelnut hot chocolate cause he knows I like sweet coffee (╥ ᴗ ╥)#I helped out by making eggs and spiced maple bacon cause cayenne&apple spice rarely disappoints#but this man is so sweet what is the catch here#also did bnha partner with the nba?? this tshirt is surprisingly soft and it says '[city] smash'#zaz motormouth#aymeric the picnic prince
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There’s an adage I made up a while ago, based on my experiences: “A shirt that may fit before a big dinner may not fit after a big dinner”. And baby I am thinking about that adage as applied to Dalinar and I am going into heat. Sorry.
#luke.txt#drunkposting#IMAGINE dalinar in shirt that is old as hell but fits not embarrassingly#but after a feast. oh his sexy hot happy trail is sticking out. oh how you can see his soft wide belly button if he stretches enough#this effect can also be activated by him drinking a considerable amount. for maximum relatability and turned on ness#tmi Tuesday but I think weight gained from drinking for alcohol reasons is hotter than weight gained for any other reason#which you would THINK me gaining 30 pounds forcalcoholism reasons would be SO HOT#but when it’s just me living my life not gaining on purpose it’s like oh :( I have to get a bunch of new clothes :(#I dunno man I’m sorry#I am quite drunk rn I am saying things you couldn’t waterboatd out of me sober. deal.#dalinar you are so relatable and for traits I find hot in you that also happen to me I find solace#but oh my god. ohhhhhgg my god.
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my most controversial star wars opinion is that i think lux bonteri is not a horrible concept per se but perhaps underutilised
#by underutilised i mean not pointed in the right direction. 2 episodes and 1 4-ep arc is enough for him i think#yes ik hes annoying but it is so fucking funny to me for ahsoka to have that one random friend who definitely went to a prep school#or something and also was literally a separatist until he decided hes going to go rogue now and make the worst choices ever#like either kill the will they wont they early OR cut it entirely and they can be so funny. we are in HOT SPACE what are you DOING HERE#you are going to DIE and the guys like yes thats the plan ^-^ you see ive fallen into business with a very powerful man ahsoka you might#have heard of him. goes by the name of /hondo/. and ahsoka does the biggest fucking sigh ever#cut the kiss cut the bullshit keep the funny. and ahsoka needs more friends her age anyway#anyway i think im just soft on him bc his entry into the show meant a fucking respite from Other Ships I Really Didn't Like In TCW FFNet#(femslash was there but not as big of a presence yet unfortunately)#i dont blame ppl who hate him bc a friend in need is his problematic arc but truly hand me a spanner i can fix him#lesbian and her momentary comp het bestie......she crashed on his couch at least once post order 66#oh and UNFRIDGE STEELA she should have been head of onderon or something. so bullshit#as he is in canon he feels like wasted space for ahsokas character. theres no point in giving her any love interest while shes in the order#and barriss riyo and the s7 gals are all better choices anyway#and you cant pull the 'well some separatists are just normal' card after s3 bc he also wants to kill dooku like. at least be funny!#or try to set up whatever the hell ahsoka does between s7 and rebels! idk man
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