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lucienarcheron · 9 months

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And it was Lucien’s advice that worked and was indeed, good for her.

#lucien vanserra #elain archeron #elucien #he’s so hot and like a soft man #hes just one of the best bois #I am totally so so chill about him #totally normal about him 👍🏻#she lied — like a liar #gigi reads acowar

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ballpitwitch · 1 year

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KEANU REEVES ARCH Motorcycle

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miyaagis · 9 months

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at that point in life where i know i deserve a ripped, tall, dark-haired, and handsome dude to fold me in half

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teamfortresstwo · 11 months

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“Peter Lukas gets sent back to the regency era” “Jonathan Sims gets sent back to the regency era” valid points valid points but i raise you

Tim Stoker gets sent back to the regency era

#Timelias #guys c’mon it would be sooo fun #Tim would probably *hate* Elias. Maybe try to take the circus down sooner since #the Grimaldi was first like a thing in the very early 1800s so it could be possible for Tim to just kill Nikola on sight #And I bet Jonah would be so fascinated by him. Like oh my god this man 1) is probably from the future 2) Is HOT AS FUCK 3) has sooo much #knowledge about the fears and FOUR) Can apparently kill the things?? and is confident while doing so??#Jonah would love him sm #Also while I don’t think Jon or Peter could fix him I firmly believe that Tim 100% could #Like I’m pretty sure it was actually tweeted once that Tim could’ve redeemed Elias by fucking him nasty #but fr though I do think Tim would actually stop him from becoming as bad as he did because while Jon is passive in the voyeuristic sense an #d also and avatar and peter just couldn’t care less about stopping bad things Tim is wholey human and still dedicating himself to taking #action against the fears and *succeeding* and since I think a lot of Jonah magnus’s less than ideal actions stemmed from his feelings of #helplessness in a world out to get him I think that would be a great anchor for him.#Also I’m just super soft for any kind of Timelias sooo <333 #Elias Bouchard #Jonah Magnus #TMA #Tim Stoker #oh also Tim was canonically fascinated by Robert Smirke so he’d probably have some knowledge about the 1700-1800s through osmosis gotten #while researching #the magnus archives

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unnerving-presence · 1 year

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lowkey annoying how the same people who say “wesker would not say he loves you” and accuse people who say that of making wesker ooc are the same people who genuinely think he’d kill you for interacting with him, which is also ooc

#like shut up shut up shut up y’all only like him cause he’s hot and you have no actually regard for his character #y’all r so annoying thinking in his general life he’d be genuinely disgusted at a normal human interaction #no he wouldn’t kill you the second he saw you he’s not an impulsive person #y’all only think that because he’s weird as fuck in re5 and you base all your opinions on him strictly on that game #did you forget the part where he literally fucked some girl from edonia ??? and had a partnership with her ???#people who genuinely think he acts like his re5 self in his general life do not know his charcater at all #and it’s so genuinely frustrating to see him so out of character in that way #also people wanting wesker to comfort them does not mean they think he’s a soft little baby man #it’s called having a comfort character #of course the character is gonna be softer #people who go ‘he wouldn’t comfort you he’d kill you in a second’ are the most insufferable people #shut up and let people have a comfort character #i could rant for hours about how wesker is perceived so wrongly by other wesker fans #well.. THOSE wesker fans that r annoying asf #oh lawd #(they just think he’s hot and have only seen him in re5)#daily reminder wesker would not kill you the second you spoke to him 👍#he prob doesn’t know you he has 0 incentive to kill you #like why is he being characterized like a sensitive angry man #why would i ever want to associate wesker with a real man #no thank you

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fictionalmenmistress · 2 years

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I need you to HEAR me.

Same boyfriend, different font.

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artastic-friend · 1 year

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Cooking with BigHand DJMM

//TW for drawings of Blood and Dead Animals//

after seeing this post, and saw that Bighand DJ eats not only Venison (which is partly what my sona is) but also various birds XD I had to draw something about that.

Bighand DJMM belongs to @ntls-24722

TW for Blood and slight gore after the cut

later..

It finally hit him lol

goofy lil guy I love him so much

lil scrimble wimble skrunkle wunkle- lil sploinky sploog- what am I saying.. tumblr is corrupting me 💀/j

anyway.. dw, I don't mind him eating venison UvU I just thought it would be funny to draw this lmao

he can eat me too after I die I guess 💀 but only if he cooks me right 😤 /j

#tw: dead animal #tw: blood #tw: light gore #lol i know I already sent you this but hope you like itttt :D #dj music man #djmm #goofy ahh #bighand djmm #I wanna cuddle this man so bad #he looks so soft and fluffy #I feel like he could cook for me- and for some reason I feel like he would be really good at it too #i suck at cooking #bro i burned butter on accident the other day because i accidentally made the pan too hot before adding it in ToT #my art #2023 #artastic-friend

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doctorwormcore · 1 year

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What i think i love the most about the live action is just how much love there is? Yeah its different from the anime, but honestly....kinda better. I love how kind they all are, the strawhats clearly just love each other already, their own little family

#opla #crying screaming throwing up #i hope we do get to see more of their og personalities shine through #i.e. sanji being a bit of a hotheaded dumbass and zoro being a bit of a moron and nami being a bit more a big sister hahaha #but i love the opla strawhats so much man #i love that they highlight that sanji is inherently soft or that usopp really is charismatic or that zoro really is a snarky gay bitch lmAO #and like i ADORE opla nami #im so excited for chopper man... im watching the anime atm and he still isnt here yet ;-;#boku wa doctor tony tony chopper if you even care #god if they made everyone else hot can you imagine how hot robin will be!?!?!?#ugh....can you imagine how theyd tackle whole cake island with soft!sanji ....feelsbadman.jpg #i mean we have a LONG way to go before we even tackle the time skip....very apprehensive as yo how sanjis will be tackled bc girl...#lbr that shit was insensitive and transphobic af....#dont get me wrong....sanjis a fucking misogynist lmao....less so in the la...still there tho #god bless him...thinks hes just chilvalrous #anyway no notes on luffy he is literally perfect can do no wrong precious baby #if anything hes not as objectively stupid lol but like they only had 8 eps..you really can only squeeze in the most important shit #anyway i am screaming...dennis o'hare NEEDS to play eric the whirlwind if they utilise that shit #anywya thats my rambling for today lol

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helluvabutt · 6 months

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Trying to imitate the shows art style for comics has me feeling like I don't know how to draw, so I decided to try and figure them out in my usual style.

I couldn't commit to a full human disguise though because I crave their more demonic aspects.

#stolas #blitzo #blitzø #stolitz #helluva boss #design headcanons and ideas tag dump incoming #Stolas is obviously based on the official design with a couple of tweaks #I love his second set of eyes so I hc he uses the glasses to conceal rather than imitate them #obviously used a lot of fanon interpretations and barb as inspo for blitz #couldn't commit to making him bald I'm sorry but the guys hairline is dire as penance #wanted to go for a soft mohawk feel as a stand in for his spines to make my decisions feel justified and a little reminiscent of ep2 #and just to revoke some of his hair privileges #spent the whole time flipflopping between whether Blitz was too hot or not hot enough #man has bagged himself at least 2 high profile hotties #counter argument: he's a fucking trash fire (affectionate)#Blitz isn't short he's like a little below average #Stolas is just a lamp post of a man #Not me using character study as an excuse to draw them going on a second date where Blitz gives a shit so I can cope #Stolas getting them into Ozzie's made it clear they are both the 'he asked for no pickles' boyfriend #and that's a fucking power couple right there.#my art

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poorwillednightjar · 5 months

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there should be more media showing bad sex, i think? not even like ABHORRENT sex. unenjoyable sex, but like. mediocre. middling. Average. cuz that shits real too!

and i think there should be hot people shown having bad sex too

#this is why i love ‘girls’#on hbo max #so many of the sex scenes are really fucking awkward and uncomfortable #but like #thats just whats its like out here! its so fucking real #one of the ig hottest?? sex scenes was between a gay man and str8 woman #which he didnt even finish he hot immediately soft after a bit #so thats the bar for it

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icybloggss · 1 year

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Literally fan goals right there❤️

#vinnie hacker #vinnie icons #vinnie hacker stan #looking like a snack #he looks so soft #amazing #vinnie hacker x black!reader #fine man #he looks so good #she’s hot #slay mama #tiktok boys

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zappedbyzabka · 1 year

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#The last gif is everything. He looks so innocent here #He looks so soft stop it #How does this giant man manage to look like a puppy holding a puppy #He also looks really hot. The second gif GEEZ #I need him to pet and coo at Johnny like that in that exact outfit #Because I KNOW Johnny would d fond and amused until Terry starts baby talking the dog #B line to (gently. he loves animals) pick up the puppy and sit in Terry’s lap #so he can pet the dog while Terry pets him #anyway yes I’m like a crazy old lady telling a wall her stories while the staff watches #thomas ian griffith #avalanche #escape from alaska #both i guess?#silverlaw

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evansbby · 22 days

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I reread your latest Ari fic all the time, ugh, I need a man like him:(

don’t we all :(((

#my latest Ari fic is actually so hot like i reread it all the time too 😂😂😭😭#I want a man like that sooo bad #the way he’s sooooo soft dom in that #anon

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izzyshand · 9 months

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ok but one of my favorite things about ofmd will always be the body diversity among the cast, & how characters of all shapes & sizes are shown as being worthy of beauty & pleasure & love.

#seeing ppl thirsting over wee john heals something inside me.#& pete & lucius with their hot normal bodies that they use to FUCK.#& seeing olu land not only jim but the goddamn pirate queen !!#& no one ever questioning why.#because there is no question.#he's hot & sweet & soft & he's just what they both need !!!#idk man i just like seeing normal ass people being pretty & loved.#i'm so deeply sick of Capitalism-Approved Marvel-Inspired Hotness.#give me real humans not model types please they're so much sexier.#personal #txt #ofmd

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moonchild-in-blue · 2 months

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Kyle Soto being a musician will forever be a hilarious mystery to me. The guy looks like the most generic Handsome White Dude ever - as in, High Fashion handsome. Babygirl, you belong in a Calvin Klein or Hugo Boss ad. HOW did you end up making the most gut-punching, heart-breaking, escapism dreamy emo music ever?

#quiet post because i don't think anyone is this insane about Seahaven #or even listens to them for that matter 💀#(which is a shame. they are SO GOOD but have very little reach/exposure)#but yeah. Kyle has such a warm low tone and amazing range. got that midwest emo-esque shoegaze rock sound to a t.#and then you see his face and he looks like he belongs in a runway. Paris Fashion Week lookin ass 😭#quite literally the definition of “noo don't cry you're so hot”. incredible phenomenon. top tier lyrics and guitar playing too.#my boy has the face of Gorgeous Love Interest Frat Boy Turned Doctor/Farmer in a Netflix rom-com #and yet has the voice and soul of Emo Soft Boy who is a liiiitle bit too obsessed with The Smiths and idk. Pablo Neruda.#you know what? he's pretty much a YA Main Love Interest. yeah. he's got that Sadness™ but make it hot vibe. yeah.#he's a free spirit. a prince. he's Sad and Traumatised. he loves the beach. he never wanted the throne. he killed a man. saves turtles.#yeah. a peculiar man. need to put him in a mason jar and shake it like a firefly.#seahaven #kyle soto

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kittlyns · 5 months

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I had yet another long, strenuous day yesterday and didn't finish work until super late and then I couldn't fall asleep until well past 2am cuz I was in so much pain from standing literally all day

#what made it worse was the client I spent most of my day with was a brand new client. and she booked super last minute #so I wasnt mentally prepared for doing a 5 hour color. and her natural hair was already pretty light so I had to foil foil foil. go back.#pull out first couple foils. foil foil foil. go back. pull out the next few.#over and over and over.#and her hair was so fucking long. and so fucking thick.#and after the first hour she wouldn't talk. like I like my silence so I don't fight it much #but every now and then I would try to engage with her. I'd say something and she would straight up ignore me. no acknowledgment.#which makes me feel anxious cuz it's like jesus... does she hate me?? did I piss her off somehow?#even when I finished her hair (it looked fucking amazing no lie. one of my best highlights yet.) she had next to no reaction to it #she was like 'it looks fine. I mean good. it's good.' completely deadpan #I laughed it off and was like yeah it's been a long day girl! but it looks amazinggg on you!!#no response. deep inhale. alright.#whatever tho.#when I did finally get off work I stopped @ bojangles cuz I was lightheaded and hadn't eaten since morning #and when I tell you I almost broke down into tears cuz there were so many people crowding the goddamn pickup area.#and so many bizarre conversations going on. genuinely felt like I was in some form of hell #like my feet hurt. my back hurts. I'm tired. I didn't get the validation I like to have over a 5 hour transformative color.#I'm hungry and there are two elderly women blocking the pickup counter. one is hard of hearing so she keeps yelling HUH???#and the other only speaks in soft baby whispers. that goes as well as you can imagine.#there's a man behind me grilling an employee abt whether or not he goes to church. he starts witnessing to him #and the employee says 'I've never thought about it like that before' no less than 4 times.#there's a child in front of me playing tiktoks @ full volume. and this is all happening simultaneously.#I really considered just leaving without my food but I knew I needed to eat and didnt have anything at home so I stuck it out #was it worth it? no. bojangles honestly sucks these days but what's a girl gonna do.#got home and tried to pass out but nope. tossed and turned all night.#put on hot n cold patches to try to soothe the pain a little. didn't work cuz one pain would be eased a bit and another pain would take over #blahhhhhh #and now. I get to do it all over again! yippeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

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