#he’s so dilf

[chelestials]

don’t get me wrong i love 80s baby matt dillon but something about older matt… especially his 90-2000s era.. bro was something else I’M TELLING YOU

[rocketqueen1989x]

Smile at me like that again and i will get on my knees

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Guys I made this sideblog because I’m a massive f1 fan since I was a little kid but it’s slowly snowballing into a Jenson Button thirst account and idk what to do now

[scooteriajierrari]

Excuse me, I just woke up to Christian posting and storying this😭😭 Christian Edward Johnston Horner Wtf???????

Not him posting a photo that can be used for a dating app and storying a typical dad thing 😭 the duality this man has?!

It’s too early for this… Give me about 10 years to process this because I’m still internally screaming after staring at this for 5 minutes

[hearts4hughes]

my mom is in love with erik haula

[rocketqueen1989x]

SOMEBODY PLEASE MAKE THIS INTO A IMAGINE IF NOT I WILL

this pic tho

LOOK AT THIS CUTIE PIE!! Sitting at his piano, reminds me of smutty stuff honestly. OKAY, WAIT, HEAR ME OUT. Axl fingering you while at the piano. 🤭😏 like, during a rehearsal and you're just there with him, sitting on his lap, and he slides your panties to the side and licks his fingers and Just UH, just rubs your kitty and making your legs twitch AHGH... and then he starts slow by using one finger and then adds another one 😫

[temeyes]

dilf gaz? dilf gaz.

[ho-ii]

Dr. Jack Abbot in '8:00 P.M.' | The Pitt.

[jesuistrestriste]

!dilf art donaldson that BEGS for u to ride him..like he’ll die without it or sum

no literally. it’s just him being pathetic and pulling you into his lap at 1 AM, tugging your panties to the side and taking his leaking dick out of his boxers, his hands on your hips.

“please?” eyes all shiny and desperate as he grinds up against your folds, “please, i really need it.. i can finger you first? get you nice and wet? please? jus’ need you riding me so badly, i need you so bad, gonna die without it..”

and he doesn’t shut up until you sink down on him, his body collapsing back against the headboard as he moans and nods his head. his brow pinches up, and then he’s guiding your pelvis to rock and bounce over his meaty cock. “jus’ like that, oh god, you’re so good to me, i don’t deserve you, please—faster—more, more, more—so tight—“

whimpers and cums inside you after only a handful of minutes, makes sure he gets you off afterwards, and then passes out next to you in the bed with his boxers still gathered at his thighs. like oh ! okay ! your balls are just out for the night ! goodnight then !

[dilfgp]

Max went stratospheric and put the shitbox on pole and GP is just 🤓🤓🤓 going through the data…

That’s my emotional support dilf and I love him dearly.

[buntanteen]

cockwarming dilf!mingyu thoughts (nsfw)

summary: thoughts on reader cockwarming dilf!kim mingyu :3

contains: 18+ nsfw! mdni!!

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thinking about cock warming and slow fucking dilf!mingyu

after closing the bedroom door behind him, mingyu turns to meet your gaze. the moment the two of you make eye contact, you both gravitate towards each other. the slow movements of feeling up his chest turn into rapid ones trying to undress each other.

walking backwards to mingyu bed, falling into the white sheets with him hovering about you. grazing open mouthed kisses and licks across each other's necks. nosing against each other’s skin as he slips into you. feeling so so so full as you grind down onto his pretty cock.

slow movements of mingyu's hips hitting every spot making you in absolute bliss. the pace slowing down to barely slow fucking. heavy breaths, quiet moans and slips of whimpers filling the room.

trying to keep quiet so none of his kids hear the two of you. mingyu having his arms wrapped around you and his head laying on top of your chest. you have one hand trailing down the curve of his broad back. the other hand is carding your fingers through his hair to move it away from his sweaty forehead.

the summer evening breeze cooling down your flushed skin. the sunset view illuminating his honey skin. the warmth of your and mingyu's bodies lulling the two of you to sleep.

ames note: my other mingoo writing -> bestie fwb!mingyu headcanons

author note: do not distribute my work on other platforms without my consent. if you see my writing in places other than this tumblr account, please let me know. my writings are purely fictional fantasises for fun. the people i write about are real human beings and should still be treated as such. please do not take my writings seriously or as truth.

[rocketqueen1989x]

he’s so dilf

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I’m thinking not-so-very-innocent thoughts about jenson’s latest ig story.

I’m going to hell

[sanjisblackasswife]

Toji’s Body Irl:

Bonus, this is Toji’s body in his late 40s/early 50s😚:

[deikshen]

More DILF Shen Yuan because I woke up from that mood

Shen Yuan has an ex-wife with whom he gets along well, an older daughter who is already of legal age as geeky as he is, two younger thirteen years old twin sons, and his daughter under ten years old. He is closer to fifty than forty, and apparently a traditional life with a wife and children was what was necessary for him to accept how terribly homosexual he is.

But that's okay, he supposes. Accepting his sexuality, learning to communicate better... Necessary things. His ex-wife is now his friend, his children are well raised with lots of love and patience. Shen Yuan does not consider his divorce a failure, as his brothers accuse him, just another experience. He was not happy in his marriage. Why should he remain in a place where he was not happy?

Then one day, Luo Binghe knocks on his door.

Shen Yuan looks at the haughty man dressed in xianxia robes, a sword on his back, says "fuck not today" and closes the door in his face. Luo Binghe enters anyway. Look, Shen Yuan may enjoy the habit of reading and trashing web novels... That doesn't mean he accepts web novel protagonists ending up at his doorstep! Really!!

Luo Binghe looks shocked to see him, Shizun this, Shizun that. He looks at him as if Shen Yuan in his haughty fifties with gray hair and a tired face had two heads or four arms.

Well, it's Luo Binghe. Shen Yuan knows that he has no chance to fight him. It's not even opposed to the idea of fantasy - age drains one's imagination. If Luo Binghe is there, great, damn, he really is there.

Shen Yuan takes a deep breath, scolds him for breaking his door, tells him that he's really not in the mood for games or riddles. He has to finish correcting some important files which must be delivered no later than tonight. Luo Binghe is invited to stay as long as he keeps that sword away from his children. This week they will be with their mother, but not the following week, and that is his only condition. He's not going to let the kids near that sword.

... Luo Binghe surprisingly accepts it.

In reality, Shen Yuan is concentrating on his work so as not to think that there is a xianxia protagonist inspecting every aspect of his house. By the time he submits the corrections he owes, it's not even dusk yet and Luo Binghe is sitting on the sofa in the living room, watching a historical drama that Shen Yuan sometimes watches with a look of surprise. Shen Yuan explains the plot to him a bit and when it seems that Luo Binghe is more lost than found, he actually asks him what he wants. How did he get there? Why to his house? What does he want?

Luo Binghe looks annoyed that he has to explain - as if Shen Yuan should know beforehand or just agree to Luo Binghe's demands without asking! He explains about opening portals with Xin Mo, a strange world where there was another him, a kind Shizun married to another Luo Binghe. Something about a soul exchange, tracing the soul back to... him. Luo Binghe wants that kind Shizun for himself. He wants what is rightfully his. Why would a Luo Binghe have someone like that in his life, and he wouldn't?

Shen Yuan tries to be open-minded enough. Well, it's not like there's any other explanation. Luo Binghe shows him his claws, his zuiyin, and it's clear that he really is who he says he is. Shen Yuan assumes that a version of him (different? Who came out of the closet before marrying a woman?) transmigrated and took his favorite character as a husband, even if it is from the skin of the scum villain. Well, congratulations to him. Shen Yuan wishes them all the best.

But now there is a very real, very demonic, very traumatized Luo Binghe in his living room, watching a transmigration drama, trying to understand everything. Shen Yuan feels sad for him. He definitely needs kindness, good treatment, better care. These are not things he gets in the harem! Always having to be the provider, the protector, the one who gives his all. Shen Yuan had always been annoyed by that part of the story.

Well, now he can change that, can't he?

He tells him that he is not willing to go with him. He has a very good job as an editor, his children have an arrangement to spend one week at his house and one week at their mother's house, he has a good relationship with his ex-wife. Going to another universe would complicate his life as long as he doesn't do it during his vacation season.

However, Luo Binghe is welcome to stay. Shen Yuan will be kind to him, but if Luo Binghe wants to, he must communicate about it. And he cannot talk about other worlds, demons, harem or emperors when his children are at home. Luo Binghe doesn't quite agree, but he agrees. Shen Yuan promises him that he will take a vacation and go to that world of his to meet him, but it won't be right away. Luo Binghe is a little appeased by that.

And so, a few days later, Shen Yuan picks up his children from his ex's house and tells them: "I've brought a friend to live with us for a while."

He explains to them that he comes from far away, that he doesn't know much about the city or technology, that he speaks strangely and that it can be overwhelming. But he is a good friend, he cooks exquisitely, and he will enjoy spending time with them.

(Luo Binghe would not agree to that last point.)

They are somewhat wary, a wariness that goes away when they enter a house that smells of delicious, unburned home-cooked food. After dinner, they are more willing to accept Luo Binghe into their home and their life. And Luo Binghe does his part well: he behaves pleasantly, speaks casually, does not terrify or intimidate the children, he is a functional adult... As soon as the kids go to their rooms he looks up at Shen Yuan with big puppy eyes waiting for pats on the head for being good.

Sweet Jesus. Shen Yuan is too out of the closet for this. How will he survive this Luo Binghe who just wants to be treated kindly without spoiling him and showering him with all the love he deserves?

[kendallsroyco]

My gorgeous pretty princess at Empire State last night 😭🥰

Him saying thank you after his suit got complimented...I'm so in love with this man