#he’s rolling with the lgbt

[spineless-lobster]

NO BECAUSE THE WAY DIONYSUS HAS A BOON CALLED DANCING QUEEN SUPERGAINT GAMES ARE YOU KIDDING ME 😭😭😭

[violetvulpini]

Proto kept saying weird shit and one day Roll decided to start demanding explanations. It did not clarify things.

[Transcript below because my handwriting sucks]

Roll: Alright, time out!

(Mega: Do you mind?)

Roll: What does that mean? Do you even know what gender means?

Proto: Heh, duh! Gender is just some dumb things human made up. And totally not my problem!

Mega: ...What? But you're a boy. That's not made up.

Proto: I'm a robot.

Roll: Okay, but you call Mega brother and me sister. Why's that?

Proto: Easy! I want to kill Mega, and you want to kill me.

Mega: No-- okay, what gender are Dr. Light and Wily? They're human.

Proto: They're scientists. (nods nods)

Mega: UGH

(Roll: hmm)

Proto: Can we fight now?

Roll: One more: What do you think humans made up gender for?

Proto: Psh. Movies, obviously.

Mega and Roll: Movies???

Proto, triple threat: I'm going to kill you.

[carelessapples]

pride month art challenge day 6: gillion tidestrider

masterpost

[hawkeyeqierce]

susie essman said bruce improvised this line he's so funny he's a comedian he's an actor he's an artist

[kittybricks]

when your lavender marriage 🙄👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 starts turning into a lavender marriage 🪻👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ if you catch my drift…

[blahaj-blastin]

Your friendly reminder that the Lords in Black are canonically male/masc (they are always referred to in a masculine sense) and yet Nibbly and Blinky just decided to present to the gang femininely with luscious locks and pretty clothes and definitely would have swallowed the kneecaps of anyone who told them they couldn’t

True icons

[imgonnagetkilledbynutstink]

I'll be listening to Song For A Future Generation and when Ricky's part comes along I'm like "I love Ricky, he's so sweet" and then I remember he's been dead for like 40 years and then I'm like

[theboost]

Rick Flag being bisexual in the suicide squad game is so funny. It COULD be a result of the WOKE AGENDA but I choose to believe that it’s the natural endpoint of him being closely associated with Deadshot for years.

[makorragal-312]

Oliver "You are not required to announce your departure" Stark

I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

[theygotlost]

ada: this is the stupid gay twink that lives in my house

tommy: 🤨 then allow me to to introduce myself...

[kelestialart]

Wise words from Will The Wise 💅 // HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU GUYS!!!! have this little will i drew last year, as a treat ~ I'm slowly posting my stuff on here. Can't believe i've been on tumblr forever but never got around to making an art blog! it's so fun to post stuff on here and see ppl liking and reblogging my art, i love you all 😭 BYE

[mangomarmalade13]

GUYS YOU SHOULD VITE MY FRIENDS DOG FOR THIS

he may be a little ugly and gross and weird and a little homophobic, but that’s the charm of lil crusty dogs

which basically means that you should support him

rn.

THNXOXO 😻😻

[joblessquinoa]

There were some posts going around that were like, “There’s no way Alex is straight lmao.” Well consider this: Alex being straight actually makes The Warp Effect 100% funnier

[borrelia]

my cishet friend soooo funny. he relayed a tumblr post he saw on reddit to me: "what's that game with the two lesbians and one of them has blue hair?" and i immediately said Sonic The Hedgehog :) and he was like yeah that's what the pist said 😭 but... the first half of that sentence... im like. sonics a lesbian bud and plentyvof his friends are lesbians. im an expert you gotta believe me.

[hoedameron]

like idcccc what you hc as dean’s sexuality I just think it’s sooooo funny when team straight and team bi start biting each other

[imgonnagetkilledbynutstink]

Listening to this song and thinking about Ricky Wilson is a recipe for genuine disaster