#he’s pretty funny tbh

[joenateuser]

Connor King | via instagram stories

[bacchuschucklefuck]

and! barbarian!fig! its her

[fumifooms]

What if we were both magic prodigies and it otherized us in different ways and we devoted ourselves to protecting a family member who has general other goals & priorities. What if we both did self-sacrifical devotion in opposite ways.

What if we were dark mirrors of each other and where I've grown overcontrolling you've grown complacent. What if, bought as a servant into a pretty loving home, ownership and control is what love looks like to me, and to you neglected and lonely growing up, love is gratefully taking any scraps of it you’re lent.

By belonging to someone, even if she comes back injured or fails at finding Delgal, she feels like she belongs and is cherished, by owning someone he feels safe in them not leaving him.

She’s what’s tethering him do you see… And he’s the only thing giving her direction and purpose in her state. She needs a compass and he needs a support.

They’re both so out of it 😭 It’s the weirdly intense and unearned mutual trust and reliance on each other?? They’re each other’s weird little comfort codependent teddy bear. Or at least they were headed towards that before SHE DIED THEN HE DIED THEN THEY BOTH FORGOT ABOUT EACH OTHER AND NEVER MET EVER AGAIN. Though she’s also the guard attack hound keeping him safe… And vice versa he heals her and can rewrite her very being with just one wave of his hand. They’re both so so mentally and physically vulnerable both but they cling onto each other. They can’t perceive things accurately but despite it all someway somehow they stumble into something closer to resembling companionship just before they both die. Falin is just that kind and Thistle is just that lonely. Overworked.

We both haven’t lived for ourselves in a very long time, haven’t we.

They both have a similar devotion to the people they love but again the difference is that Thistle starts overtsepping while Falin is self-effacing. The other difference between them is that people care about Falin <3 People have given up on Thistle long ago, and he has given people reasons to, while people refuse to give up on Falin. Yaad has a mini arc about it dw about it it’s ok he’s not all alone in the end 😭😭 He reached out for Marcille’s hand but they already all wanted to help him, they just had to be given the chance to, Yaad just had to be given the chance to, it’s okay I’m okay

Hey what if we learned to get in touch with our own identity and the world around us and living in the present again through being in the worst codependent situationship ever.

Falin and Thistle sitting in a tree, sucking on flowers together because they’re h-u-n-g-r-y 💕💕💕

I bet he’s only ever thought of flowers as useless ornaments. Weak weeds. But she shows him they’re tasty and useful and good and pretty in their own right too and deserve existing without proving their worth and waaa <33 Thistles…... Did you know thistles taste sweet if you remove the thorns and eat them?

"Even as a chimera, her kind nature remains" you can’t suppress her in the way that matters. You can’t soothe him in the way that matters. It’s doomed. You’re doomed. It’s all doomed. Save me.

[spectresaurora]

rimuru genderfluid real as fuck

[altocat]

Angeal: "Sephiroth, you look thin."

Sephiroth: "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE YOU LEFT AND THERE'S NO ONE LEFT ON THE SOLDIER FLOOR TO HELP FIGHT WITH ME I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR NEW METAPHOR-APPENDAGES BECAUSE THE ONLY 'LIVING LEGACY' YOU'RE GETTING IS MY SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE"

[chocobje]

Just putting this out there

Connie really did robbed Glisten's room in the AU. Sprout's socks isn't his. Same with Brightney's coat. Connie's polo. Goob's leg warmers.

[mscossie]

If I had a nickel for everytime I got into a piece of media where Yuichiro Umehara voiced a tall dark haired hunk with sultry green eyes and serious emotional baggage, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[deliciousnecks]

[thylacines-toybox]

Just been arranging a British wildlife themed shelf this evening!

[misspermitted]

I’ve seen so many metas of the Galadriel vs Sauron fight scene but none of them mention that Galadriel had not seen his Annatar form before this point. And clearly, from others reactions, most people cannot tell that Annatar is the same as Halbrand. This leaves us with two hilarious options:

1. Galadriel: Who is this random blonde guy?

Sauron: ✨g a l a d r i e l ✨

Galadriel, immediately: Oh yep, that’s Sauron, only he could say my name that extra

2. Galadriel has not recognised Sauron once and is not gonna make that mistake again. Now she just knows. Sauron could be randomly transformed into a pigeon and she can and will sense it. (Petition for Galadriel to angrily try to pursue a pigeon while Elrond holds her back looking done with his life)

(Secondary petition for there to be a plot where Galadriel desperately tries to convince a kingdom that the new totally nice guy in their court is definitely Sauron. No one believes her. Sauron is laughing in the corner. They end up deciding she’s Sauron. He laughs harder)

Edit: I just have this really clear image in my head now of Galadriel trying to fist fight a pigeon and god I wish I could draw it

[stealingpotatoes]

What's your honest opinion on Star Wars Acolyte?

the acolyte pissed on my fucking wife

[0809sysblings]

Childhood Antecedents of Multiple Personality - Richard P. Kluft

Q.10 Have you ever gotten angry at other people? I don't think I've gotten angry before. Isn't it kind of disgraceful to get angry?

[avatar-aaang]

wait hang on, Monty's "kind and considerate... like Charles" and the way Edwin whips around. Monty was like okay so you hurt me so i'm gonna flirt with your boyfriend xoxo the silly crow plays dirty and i'm loving it

[disposal-blueeee]

from this thing lolz

ty to @cherry-207 for the idea !! XPP

vargas by zarla-s

[welcometomybraincomics]

What's interesting about Starscream being able to take over the Decepticons (G1) is that that means that they like him enough to follow him.

The options for a Starscream takeover are:

Starscream is the strongest of the remaining Decepticons (X to doubt)

Starscream has a lot of supporters (funny considering how often he's thrown around by Megs. They're just like "wow, look at him (Starscream) go (positive)" while watching Starscream sail across the room)

or

3. Nobody else wants to be the leader of the Decepticons (fucking hilarious)

There's also the option that there are mini factions inside the Decepticons who won't fight Starscream for the title of Leader bc then the other mini factions will go for their asses, but Starscream is an acceptably terrible choice of leader (He follows his own interests and thus cannot be swayed by any mini factions)

Everyone's unhappy, but not unhappy enough to rock the boat

[lunarspacez]

Thinking about Lucy still being pretty upset and staying quiet at the beginning of her and the Ghoul's journey in season 2. The Ghoul's kinda used to her being a talkative person so her silence is surprisingly starting to make him uncomfortable. So to make things less awkward he tries making conversation with her, which is kind of a first. It's not like he actually likes hearing her yap, no not at all. He just can't stand the silence, especially her silence, and if they're going to be traveling together for a while, he might as well break the ice and get to know her a bit