#he’s pissed

[dandey-lion]

Dpxdc prompt.

Imagine there are tinier ancients, ancients of planets. But instead of every ancient having one planet, they would be the ancient of a group of planets that are similar and possess similar qualities.

For simplicity, I will refer to these ancients as the ancient of [insert planet of our solar system that falls under their domain] ex: Ancient of Jupiter

For years, the Ancient of Mars has harbored resentment against the people of Earth for throwing their little machines all over her precious planet. They take parts of it back- for study, they say! Why, There’s even rumors of those little pests moving there! How dare they!

And they just keep coming.

She complains to the Ancient of Earth, but again and again they disturb her perfect planet.

One day she snaps.

She descends upon Earth.

The Justice League is scrambling- they had no time to prepare for such a large threat. Unless they stop her, she will transform Earth into an unrecognizable planet- a planet like Mars, which cannot sustain all of Earth’s life.

Unless they stop her, it will be a massacre that they may not recover from.

So they have to stop her.

They go to fight.

They have gotten ready the best they can. They have found where she is. They go forth to fight for their home and everything in it-

She’s thrown in front of them, battered and bruised, shaking and trembling. They ready themselves as she tries to get up, but a flash of green obscures their vision.

The light clears, they dare to look up.

Bright, green glow. White, floating hair. Shimmering black and white clothes that hold the stars.

And his eyes.

Wild and angry, so full of raw emotion it exudes from him in waves.

This man, too ethereal to be real, glowing, holds the Ancient of Mars by her throat.

[the-mighty-het-speaks]

“who the FUCK votes for fight?????” // x

[ironspidersblog]

Angry dad mode activated

[devildomwriter]

“About what happened…”

“I’m glad to see you back to your normal size, Lucifer. Good for you. I have to say, it comes as a relief to me as well.”

“Diavolo… I’m sorry. What happened back in the human world was completely inexcusable.”

“Hm? …Inexcusable? What are you talking about? Ah, wait a second… Would this happen to be about how you forgot that Satan had taken me hostage back in the game world? About how you completely and totally forgot that I even existed? Is that what you’re referring to?”

“Um, actually, it’s not that I forgot per se…”

“Well, no need to worry about that Lucifer. True, you just walked off and left me all alone inside that game world. But you came back for me eventually, right? I mean, sure…I do have a lot of aches and pains after being trapped inside that dark, cold jail cell for such a long time. And I didn’t even get to see the tiny version of you like I’d hoped… But still! You did eventually realize you’d forgotten me, and came rushing back into the game to get me, right? I’m just happy that you remembered I existed. Mmhm, I consider myself lucky!”

“Listen, I was hoping—“

“Though I have to say, I would’ve been even happier if you’d rescued me instead of forgetting about me to begin with. Hahahahaha!”

— Lucifer and Diavolo (Chapter 46-16 Hard)

[askgamermeandgamerbendy]

White Lily Cookie was so fucked

[nooripoori]

YEAH GO TELL’EM FRANKIE

[idk-i-just-really-like-tsc]

also kit made me cry but what else is new wow that was upsetting

[dangeroustaintedflawed]

finally replied to a guy i had on delivered for 2 months

[nooooough]

Fork

[hat-guy-official]

wanderer? more like-

wanted murderer

Ha, ha. You are so funny. Bite me.

[hb-doodles]

Meowguel scribbles in AP Gove

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[synthient]

X

[hamilfan-goober]

Finished !

(I decided to make a comic out of this :D)

[shovson]

sports is really like is this 16 year old we abducted from his schooling the next coming of christ

[ktkat99]

Jason comes back from the dead and, as he's still a bit out of it, heads to the manor.

Crawling straight up through six feet of compacted earth is hard, especially after waking up suddenly in a coffin, so after he makes it inside, he sits down to rest on the couch.

And immediately falls asleep.

Hours later, Bruce returns home to find Jason's body, covered in dirt, dug up from the grave and left on his couch.