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("OH SHOOT!" "THIS IS BAD.")

*Accidentally bumps into. . .Someone.*

("Please don't let it be a Biograft; Please don't let it be a Biograft; Please don't let it be a Biograft-")

[[It was a biograft-]]

("CRAP.")

("I'M DEAD.")

-🦄🍰 Anon

the robot turned to stare at you, seemingly scanning the ID code on the metal plating, making a small beep

“BIOGRAFT 404. YOU ARE MEANT TO BE OFF THE DATABASE AFTER BEING DESTROYED FOR PARTS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”

its lights flickered slightly, partially out of confusion and partially out of warning

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What kind of gear would Banhammer use if he was a cashier instead?

…Scan hammer.

-🖤🖋️

“i need to ask you to leave my lab. immediately.”

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What did the beaver bring to the potluck?

…beaverages

- 🖤🖋️

he seemed very unamused by the joke, his expression visibly souring at the stupid punchline

“…why must i be tortured like this”

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*Quietly watching from outside the lab*

("This ain't gonna end well. . .)

*Gets closer to the door to listen in and watch. . .*

("Hopefully. . .He doesn't notice me.")

-🦄🍰 Anon [Biograft #404]

some yelling could be heard, he’d complained about how important the files were to his work and even threatened to turn the unknowing anon into a robot like he’d (SUPPOSEDLY) done to Coil

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suddenly walks into his lab, goes up to a water dispenser, and starts to fill up a paper cup with water, casually.

-🐈‍⬛️

(he just glares at you like that from across the room)

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Throws a tomato at your head - @simply-windy

he gets startled- grumbling and grabbing a small rag to wipe the residue off his hair

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he’d been looking for a while now, panicking.

Subspace had gotten some of his files stolen! usually it’d be nothing but these were important ones, they had a worrying amount of information about Coil and specifically Steampunk… what was he trying to do with that?

the scientist pushed papers off of his desks and workspaces, searched along the ground and tried to scan every surface he could but to no avail. it must’ve been that stupid pink-horned stranger that’d been messing around with him these past few days, he really wanted to get back at them now.

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»will do! *_^

he still doesn’t seem to trust you on those words! oh well

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“…right, just don’t cause a mess and you’ll be fine”

[ TUMBLR MOBILE STOP BREAKING MY ASKS. ]

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»ok!! *_^

heading over to unnamed area, picking up toolbox and handing it to them

»what else??

“…nothing else for now i guess, if you want you can watch but i don’t care either way”

he popped open the toolbox and pulled out a screwdriver, starting to work on the biograft

“i’ll tell you if i need any work done, besides, i don’t think you’d be fit for it currently”

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»YIPPEE YAY!!! anyways what's my first task '3

“just… grab that toolbox for me”

he pointed towards a red toolbox on a desk just across the room

“i need to fix the wiring on this biograft”

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»mhm!! ya!! its fine tho cuz i uhh took theirs in revenge!!! and now we both want to kill each other!!!!!!

that sure does sound familiar (JADHHAHUSSHAHH)

»aaaanyways HAHA enough storytelling!!! am i your apprentice or whaaaat

he just stared at you for a solid minute, not entirely sure if you were lying or not but deciding not to care at this point

“fine, whatever.”

maybe he was just feeling generous, but hey! you’re his (unofficial) apprentice now!

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do you like the snow stinky scientist?

“having to live in it is painful, but my opinion on it is neutral!”

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shuffles over and picks up 'biograft 404', holding the robot above its head

heyyy mind if i borrow this, okay bye thankss!!

skedaddles out of the lab with it.

- 🐈‍⬛️

“?! MY BIOGRAFT!! YOU CANT JUST HAVE IT!!-”

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[[Oof, uhhhh, thanks for the distraction! Agent 🐈◼!]]

((Wait, oh crap, I just noticed-))

((I'VE BEEN STUCK WITH SUBSPACE FOR THE ENTIRE TIME! I NEED to escape-))

((But HOW?!))

💡

((Oh! I know!))

((Agent 🐈◼, time to cause some chaos!!))

CREATOR, I SENSE A DISTURBANCE OUTSIDE, DO I HAVE PERMISSION TO EXTERMINATE.

-🦄🍰 Anon [Biograft #404]

“biograft 589 will take care if it… i’m sure they’ll figure it out”

he sighed, still trying to rub out the stupid orange dye out of his horns

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falls through a vent in the ceiling

do your horns taste different because of the dye? hmmm....

CHOMPS

- 🐈‍⬛️

“WH?! GET AWAY!!”

he pushes you, clearly pissed off by just your existence

[ it still tastes just as bad! the dye only adds a bit of spice… guys stop please /silly ]

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throws a grenade into the room hes currently in!

upon further inspection its realistic looking painted chocolate.

all you hear is a really high pitched scream and the chocolate being kicked directly into a metal table, breaking on contact

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”