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yummers!

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“i cant believe you… walking into my lab and- and doing this?!”

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yeaaa you might wanna go see a horn carver and get that fixed, that looks rough, looks around

-🐈‍⬛(+moustache)

“ROUGH?? LOOKS ROUGH?????? RIGHT. OF COURSE.”

he huffed, crossing his arms

“yes yes, whatever… i’ll get a biograft to fetch me one later…”

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Why did you make the Biocarveds look so ugly

“what do you have against my creations?? i’d been asked to make one and i followed the blueprints… don’t judge my design!!”

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..

CHOMP. SCAMPERS OUT OF HITTING RANGE EHEEHEHEHGGEEHEHEE

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“AGH- OW- OUT!! GET OUT OF MY LAB. EVERYONE!! YOU RUINED MY PRECIOUS HORNS!!”

[it tastes extremely sour, a little spicy? and… you’re probably somewhat poisoned now… you’ll be fine]

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...very slowly approaching you

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he held up a crystal in some sort of self defence, his scorpion tail bared in a semicircle pointing towards you

“DON’T YOU DARE!!”

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WAIT I WANT A TASTE TOOOOOO

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“i swear to GODS if you attack me.”

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can I hear abt it :3

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“…well…”

he huffed, a small amount of gas hissing out of his mask before he spoke up again

“a project i’d been working on wandered off suddenly and went off the radar… his tracker was taken off and i know only one person who can do that without it exploding… i’d spent MONTHS on that thing!!”

he was… a little angrier now

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Do you take any inspiration from space and the stars?

“space and the stars… quite beautiful things!! i only got to see them a handful of times when i had to go out of blackrock for… business… so i never truly got to get a good view of them!! but i find them very divine…”

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oooo bubblegum you say??

BITES OTHER HORN

-🐈‍⬛️(+moustache)

“no- stop you FREAKS!!”

-> it tastes horrible. don’t.

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you need not know.

...you should bring cocoagraft back into commission now that winter's coming up tho

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“right… right, yea… i might have to!! my current project is put on hold for… reasons… so i have time!!”

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i love the drawings you make for this so much dude

DGJDGDJGDJJDG TYSMMMM!!!!! i love drawing stupid shit hehe- i do this for all my rp blogs!! this one just happens to get a lot of stupid asks!! very happy to know people appreciate them ^_^

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heeeeyyyyy

(gives you a bag of sunshine)

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“…how did you… wha… what??”

he took the bag, looking at it in pure and utter confusion before handing it off to a biograft and making some vague gesture, ordering it to put it somewhere

“thank you… i suppose…”

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PERCEPTION CHECK FAILED!!!

A giant bucket of bubble bath sitting nearby gets bumped over mysteriously and dumped all over the floor!

“WHAT?? I-”

“SINCE WHEN DID WE HAVE A FUCKING BUBBLE BATH IN HERE???????”

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Your horns look like bubblegum...

*BITES HORNS*

“what- WHAT?? NO!! GET OFF!!!”

“BIOGRAFT— HELP!!”

-> it tastes like extremely sour candy, and it’s also a little… spicy?

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Subspace!! It's important!! Quick! Roll a d-20!

“WHAT??- UH- OK-”

he quickly just grabbed some 20-sided die out of nowhere, throwing it onto the ground

“…6”

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I already said that to Medkit, but you have a level 4 gyatt. actually its a level 6 gyatt so its bigger than Medkit's BBL.

he just stared at you with the most horrified and utterly confused expression on his face

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oh, okay =^_^=

and hey! i am very big brainmaxxed, its a.. different dialect mhm, dont worry about it. it just means im goated- ..it means im cool

-🐈‍⬛(+moustache)

“…right”

“you are… quite confusing…”